AN: Oh dear, the app didn't save my work, so that was quite the cliffhanger. Well, worry not, for I write on an aboriginal schedule in which I may publish twice, or thrice a day.
-SolisLiquid
The man gave a coy smile at the Potter standing at the front of him, and thus, he introduced himself.
"I am Hagrid, it took me for-fucking-ever to find ya, kid. And thank Science I did now, or ya might've lost yourself to the pansy alliance." Hagrid gruffly proclaimed, leading Petunia to gasp and drop the plate of cookies she made. Vernon glared with malice in his eyes. However, the giant man continued.
"I am a buddy of your parents, Potter, and I've come to teach ya about the ways of Science."
Vernon took this as an outrage, and decided to snap back at the large man. "Science? Are you one of those darn-tootin' atheist biscuits"
As if to respond, Hagrid grabbed a small vial, and threw it to the ground, a plate of food manifesting at the behest of this mysterious vial.
"Yeah, and I'm gonna take this kid to Dawkins Academy of Science and Evolution, and here's rhe kicker, the only one who gets a fuckin' say is the boy"
Harry was enthralled by this man, he made food out of what seemed to be nothing, and was being so independent minded.
"I'll join you, Brother Hagrid" exclaimed the child serendipitously, to which Hagrid replied."Badass, let's get this cycle going, so we can make our way to the Dawkins Airport before it leaves."
Hagrid started up his motorcycle, and smiled. "From now on, Potter, ya can call me Hagrid, I'm gonna be frank, kid, we got a lot to talk about, so you're gonna have to wait to ask the questions. Dumbledawkins will be pissed if I don't make it to the flight."
And with that, Harry realized that his life would never be the same again.