Girl Cobra Cabin (Ava, Charlotte, Taylor, Miriam, Kit, Mia)
''I'm bunking with Miriam!'' Taylor exclaimed. Miriam said, ''Nice.'' The two high fived before putting their luggage on the two bunk beds. ''I'm just gonna bunk on the top, and put my stuff on the bottom!'' Kit told the group. ''And that leaves..NO,'' Ava shouted as she noticed that her roommate would be Charlotte Fitch. ''I'm just as mad as you are, AVA KING,'' Charlotte retorted. ''I call top,'' Ava said. Charlotte yelled, ''NO, I WANT TOP!'' Ava and Charlotte looked at each other with anger for a couple seconds, before both jumped up onto the bed. ''I WANT THIS BED!'' Charlotte screeched. Ava screamed, ''ME TOO!'' Charlotte tried to shove Ava off the bed, but Ava ducked and pushed Charlotte off the bed. Charlotte landed right on her bottom, and she started to scream like she was really hurt. ''CHARLOTTE?'' Taylor asked. She,Mia, and Miriam ran over to Charlotte. ''WHERE'S CHRIS!'' wailed Charlotte. ''Let's take you to him,'' Mia said. ''No, no, I can go on my own,'' reassured Charlotte. She slowly walked out of the room, secretly smirking.
CONFESSIONALS
Ava: I know; I went too far! Now I'm gonna be targeted! We need to win; no matter what.
Charlotte: I faked being injured. Now everyone's gonna keep me safe 'because I'm injured and it's not my fault'. And when I decide it's time to 'heal,' I'll have a whole army of alliances! It's called strategy.
Taylor: Charlotte may be a bit sassy, but Ava took it too far. I'm used to protecting the weaker, so at least until she's better, I'm taking care of her.
Miriam: The only reason I tried to help Charlotte is because Taylor was. I want Taylor on my side, so I gotta be at least a bit nice.
Kit: What's going on?
Mia: I hope Charlotte's gonna be okay!
Boy Cobra Cabin (Chase, Makoto, Kai, Randall, Kevin)
''Would Charlotte be interested in me? She's HOT!'' Chase asked Kevin. Kevin said, ''Charlie wouldn't like you. But then again, she liked that baker during freshman year..'' ''If anything, all the girls would want ME!'' Randall interrupted. ''Yeah…no,'' Makoto said from the other side of the room. ''Don't pay attention to those no-brainers,'' Kai said. Makoto turned his attention back to Kai, and they continued practising karate.
CONFESSIONALS
Chase: Charlotte; she's hot. So why didn't I hear her scream! STUPID!
Makoto: My strategy; Stay out of the drama.
Kai: Makoto has a terrible back stance.
Randall: I'll prove to Chase that everyone wants ME; not him.
Kevin: Chase doesn't understand girls. Girls aren't hot; boys are hot. Girls are beautiful.
Girl Lizards (Wind, Chiara, Sam, Nessa, Beebee, Danni)
Danni was complaining, ''Of course they put all non-binaries in the girl room,'' Sam responded, ''I mean, you do seem more feminine. But say that to Sammy. He does BALLET.'' Beebee asked, ''Can sammy give me some details so I can join ballet?'' ''Sure! Later.'' As the three were talking, Chiara and Wind were talking about crystals. ''They're so relaxing,'' Wind told Chiara. Chiara replied, ''Yeah! So relaxing!'' Nessa was sitting on her bed, reading. Nobody had talked to her for the whole day.
CONFESSIONALS
Wind: Chiara seems very positive. But with every good thing, there must be a bad.
Chiara: Okay..so if this is really private, I have some issues. At home. They're the reason I'm here.
Sam: So Beebee likes ballet….something useful to know. I need to know everyone's likes and dislikes. Strengths and weaknesses. Fears and.. I don't know, sexuality?
Nessa: …
Beebee: I can't wait for the first challenge! Everyone in my cabin is so nice!
Danni: There should be a room just for me.
Boy Lizard Cabin (Tony, Joseph, Sammy, Joshua, Luis)
Tony asked the group, ''Do you guys like anyone?'' Joseph responded, ''The only person I like is YOUR MOM!'' Luis sighed, before standing on a chair. ''Listen. We need to win. I'm not gonna let 'I'm so cool because I say basic jokes haha' let us lose. Therefore, everyone follow me.'' The other four boys followed Luis as he took them to the lake.
Tony, Joseph, Sammy, and Joshua were swimming laps around the beach, with Luis running with them. ''You're faaast!'' Sammy complimented. Luis noticed he was running fast, and started to stop and pant. ''I'm so tired!'' Luis said loudly and dramatically. ''Can we..stop swimming now? I hate working.'' Joshua asked. ''NO!'' Luis shouted at Joshua.
CONFESSIONALS
Tony: Luis is harsh. But I'm just happy I'm on the same team as Chiara and Wind.
Joseph: JOEMAMAJOEMAMAJOEMAMAJOEMAMAJOEMAMAJOEMAMAJOEMAMA
Sammy: Girl, Luis is trying to act weak. Not on my watch!
Joshua: I hate work! I hate Luis!
Luis: Is Sammy obsessed with me or something? Sorry, but I aint gay.
The next morning….
Chris was dragging water buckets and sand piles over to the challenge arena. He laughed as he poured them together. ''Chef, call the campers!'' Chris called out. Chef got out the megaphone, and shouted,
''ALL CAMPERS GO TO THE CHALLENGE ARENA! FOLLOW THE RED ARROWS!''
''What red arrows?'' Charlotte asked. She was wearing a fake boot on her left leg, making it seem like she broke her foot. Nessa pointed to a red arrow. ''Alright, Nessa!'' Danni cheered, and high-fived Nessa. Nessa continued to lead the way. ''So, yall excited?'' Mia asked. Joseph took a big breath, and said, ''grass, any of many low, green, nonwoody plants belonging to the grass family, the sedge family, and the rush family. There are many grasslike members of other families, but only the approximately 10,000 species in the family Poaceae are true grasses.'' Makoto looked at Kai, and Kai gave Makoto a sly grin. The two started to punch and kick Joseph. ''HELP! NO! AAA!'' he screamed. The group laughed as they continued their way. They found their way to the challenge, which had monkey bars- and quicksand right under it.
Tony: I HATE QUICKSAND! THERE'S BEEN PEOPLE WHO DIE FROM QUICKSAND- and I doN'T wanna die. Don't worry Tony; do it for your mom. Do it for yourself…
Chris stood up to the shocked campers and quoted, ''What's the matter? Lives flashing before your eyes?'' Sam yelled out, ''Are you seriously quoting a kids movie?''
Beebee: I loved that movie!
''Anyways; the challenge is, one by one, you will climb across the monkey bars. If you make it; you're team gets a point. If you fall into the quicksand; you gotta get out before everyone else is done. If you're still not out by the time the challenge has ended; you're a problem.. If you're teammate in front of you sinks, you gotta wait for the next member of the opposite member's team! NOW LINE UP IN FRONT OF YOUR MONKEY BARS!''
The Cobras stood in a line behind the cobra painted monkey bars, while the Lizards stood in a line behind the lizard painted monkey bars. ''Kevin, Danni! Get ready, get set…'' Kevin's big and muscled body prepared as he stood, cracking his knuckles. Danni did gymnastics, so they were ready to do some climbing. ''GO!'' The two rapidly started climbing. Kevin went all out, climbing as fast as he could. Danni took it slow and steady. ''GO KEVIN!'' Charlotte cheered. Kevin made it in just 10 seconds, Danni not far behind, finishing in 14 seconds.
Miriam and Joshua were next. Miriam had a slight head start, but Joshua was keeping up pretty good. Miriam was going so fast that she slipped into the quicksand. ''NO!'' screamed Miriam. ''YOU GOT THIS MIRI!'' Taylor screamed. With a sudden burst of hope, Miriam used her brawling strength to make it to the end of the obstacle course. By the time that she was out of the quicksand, Beebee was already going. Beebee's upper body strength helped her as she made it to the end of the obstacle course onto the mat.
Taylor watched as Beebee finished; but Taylor was STRONG. Taylor quickly jumped onto the monkey bars and finished effortlessly; before Luis had even started! Now it was Randal against Luis. Randal quickly climbed through the monkey bars. Luis watched as Randal climbed. ''LUIS, GO!'' screamed Sammy. Luis started to climb; but he didn't wanna be seen as strong, so he purposely fell into the quicksand. ''GO NESSA! MIA's GOING!'' Mia slowly started climbing. She had low strength, but since she kept going steady, she just barely stayed on. Nessa climbed, feeling like if she could finish this, she would be part of the group.
Nessa: i..have this medical condition where my vocal cords are lower than average. I need to win for my team..
Nessa's hopeful spirit made her pass Mia, and finish before her. ''YES!'' Nessa screamed, which ended up sounding like a normal tone. Nessa jumped onto her team's mat, and Sam went. Mia eventually finished, leaving Kit having to go with a huge disadvantage. Kit didn't understand what to do, so they started to panic. They were busy tinkering while Chris was explaining the challenge. Kit thought they were supposed to swim in the sand-water, so they jumped in. ''KIT!'' Charlotte screeched. Kit realized they were sinking, so they screeched, and Sam finished easily.
Kai and Sammy were next. ''LOSE, BALLERINA!'' Charlotte screamed at Sammy. Sammy then thought, BALLERINA! Sammy suddenly started to use his ballet skills to progress through the obstacle course! Sammy and Kai finished at the exact same time.
Sammy: Was Luis watching?
Charlotte: Why did I remind him he was a ballerina?
Makoto and Chiara started at the exact same time. Even though Chiara was decently strong, Makoto quickly pulled into the lead. Chiara looked at Makoto pulling ahead, and memories filled her mind.
Chiara: Makoto..he looks like my dad. And when I saw him getting ahead…
Makoto: weaklings.
With her emotional state close to a breaking point, Chiara fell off of the challenge and into the quicksand. ''HELP!'' Chiara screamed. Makoto started to climb furiously, almost making it when he hit his head on the monkey bars. He tried to push it aside, and finished the challenge, and Charlotte was next for the Cobras. ''How will she climb with a boot?'' Chris asked the audience. Charlotte jumped onto the monkey bars and started climbing rapidly. ''HOW-'' Chris was shocked. Charlotte smirked and finished, beating Wind by a longshot. ''I tried!'' Wind exclaimed as she finished second. Ava started to climb, and was doing really well. But Joseph was climbing quickly, and catching up to her. ''JOEMAMAJOEMAMAJOEMAMAJOEMAMA!'' screamed Joseph.
Joseph: The power of JOEMAMA!
Joseph and Ava were neck and neck, finishing in a tie. Ava glared at Joseph as both landed on their mats. ''THIS ALL DEPENDS ON TONY AND CHASE!'' Tony and Chase both started. Tony was in the early lead, but he looked down, seeing Chiara screaming for help. In a move he would regret, he hooked his legs onto the bars, and reached his hands down for Chiara. ''WHAT?'' The rest of their team screeched. Tony pulled Chiara out, and she hung onto Tony's back. Tony turned his back to the side of the arena with grass, so Chiara could land safely. But by the time he had saved Chiara; Chase was done. ''THE COBRAS WIN!'' Chris yelled. The Lizards groaned as they glared at Tony.
Girl Cobra Cabin (Ava, Charlotte, Taylor, Miriam, Kit, Mia)
''Chase did so good!'' Ava squealed. Nobody on her team was focusing on HER though, only on the self-absorbed diva who climbed with a boot. ''I know, I'm amazing,'' Charlotte told everyone who was asking questions. ''So, you called me Miri back there,'' Miriam said to Taylor. ''I thought it was a cute nickname! Of course, if it's okay.'' Miriam responded, ''Ill call YOU Firecracker.'' The two smiled at eachother. Kit was tinkering with gadgets again, and Mia came over to check it out. ''Hey, that's cool!'' Mia told Kit. Kit replied, ''Thanks! I've been being a 'reverse engineer' since I was little!'' Mia asked, ''Can you teach me how to be one too?'' Kit said, ''Sure!''
CONFESSIONALS
Ava: Why won't anyone listen to ME?
Charlotte: So..I should have thought before going beast mode-in a fake boot. But eh, it worked out for me!
Taylor: Yeah, I'm lesbian. So what? And hopefully, Miri is too!
Miriam: So, yeah, i'm Les. and hopefully, firecracker is too!
Kit: I don't remember how I un-build gadgets! So, I'm kinda just gonna tell Mia to throw a rock on anything that seems moveable.
Mia: Kit is so nice!
Boy Cobra Cabin (Chase, Makoto, Kai, Randall, Kevin)
Makoto was sitting on his bed, looking a bit sadder then usual. ''What's wrong?'' asked Kai, as he sat down next to the saddened Makoto. ''You know I'm tough, right?'' he asked. Kai nodded. ''I feel weak right now. Since..you know..'' Kai finished the sentence, ''Because you hit you're head? That's STUPID! Don't let your conscience get to you, Makoto Kato.'' Makoto smiled, then asked. ''What are they doing?'' The two switched their attention to Kevin and Randall, who were arm wrestling. Kevin had just won, and Randall was shocked. ''HOW?'' he asked. Kevin stuck his tongue out at Randall, before looking over to see Chase. Chase was sneaking over to the girls side, where the girls-and Kit- were changing into their PJs, in order to have a slumber party. Chase peeked his head into the window, where all five girls-and Kit-were fully changed into their PJs. Chase was about to leave, before Mia noticed him. ''PERVERT!'' Mia screamed. All the girls-and kit- turned their attention to Chase. Chase ran away from their window, and dashed back into his cabin.
Girl Lizards (Wind, Chiara, Sam, Nessa, Beebee, Danni)
''We gotta vote Tony,'' Sam was saying to the group. Chiara protested, ''But Sam, he saved me. And he has a good heart. AND he would have won if it was anyone but Chase!'' Nessa and Beebee agreed with Chiara. Danni asked, ''If we don't vote Tony, who do we vote?'' Chiara replied, ''Joseph. He's annoying. And if he says Joe Mama one more time..I will die.'' ''I agree,'' Danni and Wind said at the same time. Sam, realising she was outnumbered, sighed and said, ''FINE. We vote for Tony.'' The girls-and Danni- smiled in agreement.
Boy Lizard Cabin (Tony, Joseph, Sammy, Joshua, Luis)
''Guys, I have so much potential, and-'' Tony got interrupted by Luis. ''I've heard enough,'' he said, trying to hide the fact that he, himself, threw the challenge. Sammy whispered to Tony, ''vote Joseph with me,'' Tony nodded. Joseph and Joshua were wearing nike kicks, while singing, ''Yo Yo Bro Come Over Here! Come Over Here Check Out My Shoe There's A Brand New – One Two Buckle My Shoe! Three Four Buckle Some Moreeee! Five Six Nike Kicks!'' Tony whispered to Sammy, ''Definitely voting Joseph.''
Elimination Ceremony
Chris watched as the 11 sad teenagers entered the elimination room. ''You have voted in the confessional. The person who does not receive a marshmallow must leave Paradise Island; forever,'' he said. Sammy and Tony were nervously hoping Joseph was out, and the girls were secretly grinning at each other. ''Wind, Luis, Sam, Sammy, Beebee, Nessa, Chiara, Danni, Joshua,'' he called out one by one, each receiving their marshmallow. ''Tony; you saved Chiara, but not your team. Joseph, you're annoying. The final marshmallow goes to….'' Tony crossed his fingers, as Joseph wished that the power of Joe Mama would save him. ''Tony.'' Tony cheered, as he grabbed his marshmallow. ''Joseph, the dock of shame awaits,'' Chris said happily. Joseph sadly walked to the boat, and right before he got on, he did the rickroll dance. ''Never gonna give you up!'' Joseph sang as he left the island.
VOTES
Tony: I vote for Joseph. He's annoying.
Joseph: I vote for JOE MAMA!
Wind: I select Joseph for the elimination.
Chiara: Joseph. No explanation needed.
Sammy: Joseph.
Sam: Tony. WHO CARES ABOUT THE REST OF THE-
Nessa: joseph.
Luis: I vote for Tony.
Beebee: I vote for Joseph! He's not funny.
Joshua: I vote Tony! He's gonna get the boot. Yo Yo Bro Come Over Here Come Over Here Check Out My Shoes There's A Brand New – One Two Buckle My Shoe! Three Four Buckle Some Moreeee! Five Six Nike Kicks!
Danni: Sorry, Joseph. NOT!
And so the first elimination has been set in stone! Another thing, Ava's author, eroedfrejdg1 just published the pilot chapter of their new story, so check that out!
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