A stage lit up to reveal Draco and Sai sitting in two movie theater recliners with a heart-shaped throne sat between them, a long and rectangular black table in front of them. "Hello there, ladies and gentlemen! And welcome to Sai and Draco, Waifu connoisseurs. I'm Sai Blade and this is my brother from a different mother, Draco Bloodgrave!" Sai introduced both hosts.
"What's good, y'all?" He greeted. "Here on this fine show, we interview various waifus from the multiverse aka various medias from anime to comics, cartoons, and so on." He explained.
"That's right. As long as she's legal, she's an option. So, who's up first, Draco?" Sai asked.
"Well amigo, today's guest does have a bit of history with you. You could say she's an old flame because this guest is the Princess of Hell and the founder of Hazbin Hotel, Charlie!" Draco introduced.
Sai's jaw dropped at this, before his face changed into a deadly glare "Oh, you motherfucker." He said in annoyance.
Suddenly, a burst of flame erupted between them and Charlie Magne was sat between them. "Hi there!" She greeted happily.
"Glad to have ya on the show, Charlie." Draco said.
"Aww, thanks! I'm happy to be here!" She said happily, before turning to glare at Sai. "Mostly..." She grumbled.
"Hey, it wasn't my idea." Sai defended himself.
Draco cleared his throat to get their attention. "So! I hear you and a certain silver haired enigma use to be an item." Draco said as he grinned slyly beneath his mask. "Mind telling me and the viewers at home about it?" He asked, ignoring Sai holding up a photo of Draco and cutting the head off with scissors.
"Oh! Well, Sai and I were dating for a time and we WERE really happy. But ultimately, Sai sent a lot more people to Hell, which DID NOT help with our overpopulation issue and when I first pitched him my idea for the Happy Hotel, he straight up laughed in my face." Charlie said with a pout while a booing sound effect came from nowhere.
"Damn. That's just not cool." Draco said as he shook head. "Makes me wonder how could he sleep at night knowing what he did." He added, dramatically.
"On a Purple Mattress. Those things are the real deal." Sai declared jokingly, inciting more books. "Oh, come on! It's not like I never supported her! I supported her decision to move away from her dipshit Dad!" He defended.
"But the hotel was my passion project and you didn't support it!" Charlie said.
"But you've already got plenty support in all the right places." Sai told her, eyeing her figure.
"A'ight. So I hear you got a little lady by your side. How she's treating ya?" Draco asked, referring to Vaggie.
"Oh, Vaggie's great! She sweet, loving, SUPPORTIVE-" .
Charlie began.
"And she sounds like she's done with your antics more than half the time." Sai added.
"Does she please you in the sack better than Sai?" Draco said, while visibly grinning perversely beneath his mask.
"Well, Sai DOES now a lot of tricks in bed..." Charlie admitted, to which Sai held his head up in pride. "But I'd say Vaggie is a far more generous and loving lover." She added, causing all the color to drain from the fire demon, before he shattered to pieces like glass, similar to his confidence.
And one piece happened to land on a soundboard Sai had prepared. "No confidence." Came a voice clip from Inugami Korone.
Draco laughs at Sai's misfortune but then turned his attention back to Charlie. "I think it's great that she treat ya very well." He said.
"Oh, yes! She's doing an amazing job helping around the hotel!" Charlie said.
Sai then recovered from his misfortune, however. "But may I point out that IF this hotel does eventually succeed, I'm assuming Vaggie will be part of the redemption program?" He asked.
"Yeees..?" Charlie said, unsure of where he was going with this.
"Then, assuming she is able to get redeemed and go to heaven, won't that mean she'll have to leave you and you'll be left on your own?" He questioned with a smirk.
"Sorry to say but he does have a point there." Draco said.
"Oh, well... I..." She started, unsure of how to feel about the possibility she just heard.
"Well I'm guessing you'll probably figure it out." Draco said.
"But, if it doesn't pan out, I'm sure the two of us could always work things out." Sai told her, sliding up beside her and resting on her armrest.
"That sounds like a worse hell than the one I live in." Charlie said.
Suddenly, an arrow came out of nowhere and stabbed into Sai with "Emotional Damage!" written on the side of it. "Emotional Damage!" A voice yelled out at the same time the arrow impaled the demon.
"L rizz!" Draco taunted before laughing.
"Fine, then. Have fun being lonely for all eternity." Sai told her.
"I may wind up alone in the future, but I'm not alone right now..." Charlie said with a smirk.
Suddenly, a shadow then rose up behind Sai. "Because she has me." Alastor declared darkly as he emerged from the shadows, lunging at Sai, who only had time to scream as he came under assault from the radio demon.
"Oh damn. That'll leave a mark or two." Draco says while watching.