Both Sai and Draco were in their usual seats. "Welcome, good viewers to Sai and Draco, Waifu Connoisseurs. I'm Draco and he's Sai." He introduced.
"And it's our job to decide if today's waifu is one to have in your life-oo." Sai added.
"And as usual, as long as they're legal so none of us would end up on the FBI watchlist." Draco half jokingly stated. "So today's guest who's considered the world's strongest woman. A woman who is notorious for abusing the thigh master. The first lady of Street Fighter, Chun Li!" He introduced.
Out comes Chun Li waving at the two demon hosts as Draco started panting like a dog while drooling at the sight of Chun Li's famous thighs. She sat down and whispered to Sai. "Is your friend here okay?" She asked.
"I often wonder that myself." Sai admitted, before snapping his fingers in Draco's fave to bring him back to reality.
Draco cleared his throat once he's snapped to reality. "Welcome to the show, Chun Li. Glad to have ya here." He said extending his hand to her to shake.
"Thanks! Happy to be here! So many people talk about Ryu or Ken or Akuma, it's nice to have focus on me every so often." She admitted.
"So, I think we all want to know, just how much can you crush between your thighs? Are we talking bowling balls or wrecking balls?" Sai asked.
"Any of those things nearby?" Chun Li asked with a smirk.
"Getting to the nitty gritty? I love the way you think, Chunny-mommy-I mean Chun Li. Sorry." Draco said.
"Well, it just so happens I have one right here." Sai declared, pulling a beach ball-sized wrecking ball from his coat.
Later Chun Li's on the table, squeezing wrecking ball between her thighs.
"Damn. Never thought I'd be so jealous of a wrecking ball." Draco said as he looks on lecherously.
"That would probably do seriously damage even us." Sai admitted.
The wrecking started cracking as Chun Li squeezes it harder until it's obliterated. "Whew! How was it guys?" She asked.
Draco started wiping the sweat off his face with a handkerchief. "Whew. All I can say is that wrecking ball ain't the only thing busted right now." He joked before letting out a perverse laugh.
"That was one of the most amazing things I've ever seen." Sai stated.
Anything else?" She asked.
"I guess we're good…but maybe squeeze my head next?" Draco suggested.
"But why? You didn't do anything wrong or illegal." Chun-Li said simply.
Almost immediately after she said this, Sai pulled out a Desert Eagle and shot Draco in the head. "Oops! I killed him! I think that's illegal." He said. And soon enough, it was Sai's head being squeezed between Chun-Li's gorgeous thighs.