Sonic kept on running through all of Toon City before reaching the location of the McDuck Mall.
But in the mall's place was an old western fort that was similar to F Troop.
"Oh god, you got to be kidding me." said Sonic.
Then Mike dressed like a cowboy appeared from the top of the gate and looked down.
"Who goes there?" said Mike.
Sonic did some thinking before looking up at Mike.
"General Sonic the Hedgehog, here on important business under direct orders from President Andrew Johnson." said Sonic.
Mike nodded.
"Alright." said Mike.
The gate opened up and Sonic walked into the fort.
He looked around and was surprised by how everything looks like it's from the old west.
"Hmm, not bad." said Sonic.
He then heard a ship flying by and saw Samus's ship flying before the woman in her zero suit jumped out and landed on the ground close to Sonic followed by Mega Man, the Duck Hunt dog and duck as well as Mr Game and Watch.
"What kept you guys?" said Sonic, "I was waiting for ten seconds."
Mr Game and Watch made some beeping sounds. (Nice to see you too)
Samus looked around.
"So this is an example of what we're dealing with?" said Samus.
"You should see the mansion I'm living in. You'd swear you were in an episode of one of those PBS Masterpiece shows." said Sonic.
"This doesn't seem like that big a deal to me." said Mega Man.
"Amity's engaged to Boscha." said Sonic.
Mega Man quickly became shocked.
"WHAT, THAT'S HORRIBLE!" yelled Mega Man.
The Duck Hunt dog and duck both barked and quacked angrily.
Interview Gag
The duck and dog were in the confessional.
The dog barked a bit. (Why, why have the most popular LGBT couple in cartoon history break up in such a strange way?)
The duck quacked. (That's like there being two autistic ghost hunters.)
End Interview Gag
"What happened to this place?" said Samus.
"My guess is everyone thinks they're in a western based TV show." said Sonic.
The group then saw Mr Krabs and Spongebob who were dressed up like army personel walking by.
"Alright Corporal Spongebob, we need a new get rich quick scheme plan to make more money." said Mr Krabs.
"But Sargent Krabs, Captain Randy Cunningham is starting to crack down really hard on sniffing out any corrupt schemes going on. It's only a matter of time until he finds out about your business deals with the local indian tribe of Chief Squid Big Nose." said Spongebob.
Mr Krabs laughed.
"Ah, you worry to much boy. There's no way the Captain will know about what happens between us and Chief Squid Big Nose." said Mr Krabs.
The two disappeared.
"F Troop?" said Samus.
"F Troop." said Sonic.
Samus sighed and pinched her eyes.
"How is it that things like this happen in your city?" said Samus.
"I'm just really lucky I guess." said Sonic.
Then Randy appeared and looked at Sonic.
"What are you doing out of uniform maggot?" Said Randy.
Sonic turned to Randy.
"That's General Maggot to you Captain." Said Sonic.
Randy became shocked and saluted.
"My bad General." said Randy.
"I'm already disgusted by what I saw." Sonic said before turning to Samus, "Colonel Samus, I want this man on report."
Samus became confused.
"Report?" said Samus.
Sonic leaned to Samus.
"Go along with it." Sonic whispered.
He pulled away from Samus and turned back to Randy.
"Disprespecting a senior officer. I should have you court martialed." said Sonic.
Randy got on his knees.
"No, please General. I didn't mean it, I didn't know you were a superior." said Randy.
"Well I'm feeling very generous today, so carry on before I change my mind." said Sonic.
He started to walk off but turned back to Randy.
"Oh, by the way, you've got some officers who have business dealings going on with the local indian tribe of Chief Squid Big Nose." said Sonic.
Randy became shocked.
"What, who could be working with the natives behind my back?" said Randy.
"Sergent Krabs and Corporal Spongebob." said Sonic.
Randy became mad.
"Why those no good...I'll court martial those two." Randy said before walking off in anger.
Sonic sighed.
"There we go. Now we can continue our investigation." said Sonic.
A loud beeping sound was heard and Mr Game and Watch pulled out his Smash Bros badge and looked at it.
The two dimensional LCD character started beeping. (We've got an incoming transmission from R.O.B)
"Okay, put it through." said Sonic.
Mr Game and Watch pressed a button on his badge before beeping. (We hear you R.O.B, go ahead.)
"I've discovered a strange satelite disturbance far away from your area." said R.O.B's voice.
The others became shocked.
"Where?" said Samus.
"Sending coordinates through Mega Man now." said R.O.B's voice.
Mega Man then became shocked.
"Coordinates aquired." said Mega Man.
"Gotta love having a robot with you." said Sonic.
He tapped Mega Man's head.
"Okay big guy, seek out the disturbance." said Sonic.
The dog barked a bit. (This seems odd from a dog's point of view)
The duck quacked. (I agree)
The group started to follow Mega Man who walked off.
Meanwhile back at the mansion; Luz was waiting outside as a wagon appeared with a big box in the back.
The driver got off and approached Luz.
"Special delivery for one Luz Noceda, the chamber pot maid." said the driver.
"That's me." said Luz.
The driver pulled a lever on the carriage and a box was dropped in front of Luz.
"Your catapult is here." said the driver.
Luz noticed the box.
"That's the catapult, it's not prebuilt?" said Luz.
"No, you build it yourself." said the driver.
Luz became shocked.
"What?" said Luz.
The driver got back on the wagon.
"Suck on that bitch." the driver said before the carriage went away.
Luz groaned in annoyance before opening up the box.
"This is what I get for not reading the fine print. A build it yourself catapult that's said to be pre built. False advertising." said Luz.
She grabbed some parts before she began setting them up.
Luz then inspected it.
"If this is anything like how people practice wedding proposals in private, I'm out." said Luz.
Cutaway Gag
In Bowser's castle; Bowser had his white top hat on and acted happy while holding a bouquet of Pirannah Plants.
"Hi Peach, I know this seems odd that I came to your castle's front door, but I did a lot of thinking, and brought a bouquet of flowers." Bowser said before holding the bouquet forward.
The Pirannah Plants came to life and started chomping angrily, shocking Bowser.
He dropped the plants and stomped on them violently before turning back around and chuckled nervously.
"Sorry about that. Let us rule both kingdoms together." said Bowser.
He grabbed a gloved hand.
"So what do you say, will you marry me?" said Bowser.
We then see that he was actually practicing with Kamek dressed up like Princess Peach.
"Oh yes." said Kamek.
The two smiled before a Koopa Troopa appeared in the room.
"My lord." said the Koopa Troopa.
Bowser and Kamek turned to the Koopa.
"WHAT!?" Bowser yelled in anger.
The Koopa became confused.
"Uh, what's going on?" said the Koopa.
"I'm practicing for when I propose marriage to Princess Peach." said Bowser.
"What if she says no for the 40th time?" said the Koopa.
Bowser shot fire at the Koopa, turning him into a skeleton.
The Koopa who was just turned into a Dry Bones looked at himself and smiled.
"Sweet, I'm now one of the most over powered enemies in the Super Mario Bros video games." said the Dry Bones.
End Cutaway Gag
Luz became confused.
"Somehow I get the feeling I accidentally merged two cutaway gags into one." said Luz.
She shrugged it off before getting back to work.