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Who could've guessed that the Kyubi had been a fan of the magical girl genre of manga and anime? Certainly not Naruto, especially after his last few encounters with the damn fox; always with its "I hate everything" mood.
"So you, the nine-tailed fox, used to read manga? And not just any manga, but specifically, the magical girls genre of manga?" Naruto asked with utter disbelief imprinted upon his face. He would sooner believe that Sasuke would forego his revenge fetish than this.
The Nine-tails moved to the right, and without uttering a single word, a large bookshelf filled to the brim with books came into view.
The bookshelf looked larger than the Hokage monument, towering over both Naruto and the fox. How Naruto never noticed that before, he hadn't the faintest idea.
Sending a shadow clone in his stead past the cage and taking a closer at the books, sure enough, they were all manga.
A few battle manga, slice of life, some shoujo manga, but an overwhelming amount of the manga present were indeed magical girls genre.
Futari wa precure, Shugo Chara, Sailor Moon, Tokyo Mew Mew, suicide girl, Puella Magi Madoka Magica and many many more, to a frightening degree.
Looking back to the fox, back to the manga, and back to the fox, Naruto's shadow clone dispelled itself, leaving the original to deal with whatever his clone witnessed.
"Oh boy, where do I begin?"
Kyuubi smirked.
It seems his plan was working as planned.
"You must be stunned beyond belief how epic magical girls are compared to you ninja plebs, huh?"
The fox chuckled watching his normally loud warden be abnormally quiet.
"What? No, that's not..."
"I don't blame you, Naruto. Magical girls are amazingly magical. They are so pure to our world that we should be blessed to ever experience them with our eyes.
They ever bring peace and happiness to this world, spreading love wherever they can whilst you ninja cunts only bring war and destruction. It's truly a shame ninja can't bring themselves to be peaceful, loving and caring."
Naruto stood his ground. "Fuck no. That's not true! I said this before and I'll say it, I'll bring about peace in this world! I've promised my, Nagato and pervy sage that I will do so! And I, Naruto fucking Uzumaki, always keeps his promises."
"But I can help you achieve peace in this world." The demon smiled at its container, "If you release me, I can grant you the powers of magical girls, and with that beautiful magical power, you will bring about a brand new glorious age upon humanity! One without pain. One without any suffering but only love and understanding!"
Naruto scratched his non-existent beard thinking about the offer, and when he was done, looked into the eyes of the fox.
"Magical girls truly are something else aren't they?"
"Yes!" Kurama exclaimed as he couldn't contain his excitement. Not when he was so close to being free.
"I've decided that'll become a magical girl without your help."
"What?"
"What you're saying falls in line with what pervy-sage used to say, that one day our world will unite but only when we, humans, come to understand one another. This is exactly what Jiraiya-sensei always dreamed off. If those girls can bring peace to the world by becoming magical girls, then so can I!"
Naruto wiped away his tears as he sent a smile toward the demon, "Thank you for teaching me of the ways of magic Kurama."
"How the fuck do you know my name?" The now-named Kurama barked.
Naruto wagged his finger, "Magic, my dear Kurama."
A ray of light that came from who knows where crashed onto Naruto, and a few seconds later, in place of Naruto, came the female form of Naruto, the form he usually takes when he uses that, sexy jutsu was it?
This time he, cough cough, she was wearing an outfit reminiscent of a maid's outfit.
A fluffy dress, that was orange and black in color. Long socks that matched the long gloves that reached well passed Naruto's elbows, long flowing hair that was tied up into a ponytail, and finally, stunning black high-heels.
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki no more! I'm now Naruko Uzumaki! Protector of justice, love and beauty!"
With that said, Naruko bolted out of the mindscape at blinding speeds despite wearing high heels.
The bookshelf behind the fox shimmered away as if it were never there to begin.
"What did I just create?"
The next day.
Pain looked at the desolate remains of The hidden leaf village.
Smirking to himself at his handiwork as not only did it prove he was the strongest human in the world, (who else can nuke a village other than the Biju) but he also inflicted great pain upon his victims.
"Yes, Konoha. Feel this pain. We are all connected with pain and thus now understand one another. I've shown you the truth. With peace, there first must come Pain!"
Pain proclaimed this as he held his hands high and looked up to the heavens, a pair of panties coming into view.
"The fuck?"
Pain, or at least Deva Pain was crushed mercilessly under the weight of a 1000 thousand suns.
Unfortunately, Deva Pain couldn't feel the weight as he was not only numb to pain, but since he was a walking corpse, so he couldn't feel physical pain.
The remaining Pains all watched in anticipation for who had just attacked the Deva path.
The dust cloud slowly dissipated revealing bit by bit first silky long blond hair, then followed by sapphire blue eyes and the most incriminating feature, whisker marks!
"OMG! It's totally like, you know, the demon brat!" This was said by the Preta Path, who noticed all the remaining paths looking at him. "What?"
"We're not those stupid villagers, " Asura path stated with the human path also throwing in his own two cents, "And the fuck did you just talk like a 14-year-old girl at a rave party?"
"LOVE HOPE RESTORATION!"
Rocks, dirt, wood and all sorts of remains of the hidden leaf were being assembled in the air before being placed along another, each part being placed akin to pieces in a puzzle.
This puzzle was completed in about a minute, and the mighty Konohagakure no sato stood tall and proud once again.
The villagers were happy as their village was restored and they all celebrated, their screams being heard a mile away.
Pain hated this shit.
"You ruined my art! The fuck are you wearing?"
Naruko didn't bother engaging in the conversation as she kicked Deva Path Pain with her high heels with the heel piercing his right eye.
"Ahhhhhhhh my right eye!" The other paths cringed as they witnessed Naruko kick him again in the face, "Ahhhhhhhh, my left eye!"
"Rainbow rasengan!"
This was the last time anyone ever saw the Deva path as the rasengan filled with love consumed him whole as it burned Nagato's very soul.
"Ahhhhh, the happiness and love! It burns! It burns!"
The remaining pains were conflicted.
Should they fight avenge their own, or rather himself, or do they run away as the kyubi brat easily manhandled the deva path.
Naruko placed her hands together making a heart shape and flying love hearts formed beside her, which together formed into a clone.he
The only difference between the original and the clone was that the clone had pink eyes with love hearts for pupils.
Joining hands, the original and the clone chanted a spell for all to hear.
Naruko:With the power of love, we will break the darkness depart!
Love clone:With the power of love, it will fill your heart!
Both:Ninja art: Lovely purification!
It was now that all the remaining Pains ran away, but sadly for them, they couldn't outrun the giant love heart that was chasing.
It's gloved hands wiggling it's fingers as it closed in on it's victims.
"Feel the love motherfuckers."
The love heart swooped up the pains and and crushed their bodies as it injected 1000000000 cc's of love into their bodies.
Needless to say, the remaining paths were no longer emo.
With the legend of Naruko the magical warrior of love spread across the lands, nobody ever dared attack Konoha, lest of all they get nuked with love and happiness.
The end.