Chapter 4: California Girl

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Naruto never really thought about what happened at school. Most of its consistency was the usual cliques and cliches. However, today was different. There was a new student that came to Blackwell Academy. And from Naruto's perspective, she already made headway with everybody in school. Wherever she went, everyone smiled, laughed, and tried to impress her. The girl just knew all the right things to say, Naruto thought the whole thing was odd.

He didn't like Rachel Amber.

At the moment he was out at lunch with Steph, Dana, Mikey, and Chloe. They sat at the usual table where Steph and Mikey usually play D&D.

"What are your guys' thoughts on Rachel Amber?" Naruto asked and everyone besides Chloe grinned.

"She's so hot." Steph said without thinking, the group at the table looked at her in amusement while the Gingrich girl tried to shrink into herself.

"Rachel's just.. fabulous. I feel like she's the female version of perfect." Naruto frowned at their responses. He knew that if there was an election for Blackwell Queen then Rachel Amber would be it. He normally didn't pay attention to social status, but that girl just rubbed him the wrong way.

"What's up with you? You've been sour ever since Rachel started attending Blackwell." Chloe asked and Naruto sighed before shaking his head.

"I don't know. There's just something off about her. You all may like her, but I can't help but feel wrong about her." Naruto said and everyone widened their eyes in surprise.

"Naru, I hate to say this but.. she's like you. She's popular, charming, funny, and a damn fine looker." Dana said and Naruto sighed at the comparison before pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Like I said, I don't know. Rachel just isn't my cup of tea."

"Don't let the rest of the guys hear you say that. They all want a piece of Rachel." Mikey said and Naruto looked at him with a twitch.

"That's so weird. Everyone pining for the same girl." Naruto said and everyone shrugged.

"If you got it, then you got it." Steph shrugged and Naruto arched an eyebrow at her.

"I bet you'd know if she's got it huh." It wasn't a question and Steph knew it. Her face reddened further and she bit her lip in embarrassment.

"Okay but seriously, what's up with her? She seems fine to me." Chloe said and Naruto looked to her with a shrug.

"She's like.. a chameleon. Like she knows exactly what to say to get close to someone. To.. blend into the crowd." Naruto said and everyone looked at him in amusement.

"Naru, if you're paranoid then just say so." Dana laughed and Naruto's eyebrow twitched.

"Oh shut it, it's not paranoia it's noia."

"What does that even mean?" Mikey asked and Naruto shrugged.

"It's just not as severe paranoia." Everyone sighed at Naruto's explanation before Steph looked at the time.

"Class is going to start soon, we better get going." She said and packed up her things.

"Another day, another class, another test to ace." Naruto said as he grabbed his bag and hoisted it over his shoulder.

"Oh fuck off. You ace everything." Chloe cursed and Naruto smiled.

"Must be awesome to have a brain like mine." Chloe rolled her eyes before hooking her arm around his. The group walked to their respective classes, but didn't notice a certain teen watching them walk away.

'I wonder what he's got against me. I've never done anything to him..' Rachel's thoughts about Naruto had her confused to the highest degree. Yet she already knew, she wanted to become closer to the blonde. To unveil the mystery behind him.


Naruto had walked to Ms. Grant's class after he gave Chloe a kiss goodbye. He almost didn't want to go in partially because he didn't share this class with any of his best friends. But mostly because Rachel Amber was in it. As soon as he walked into class he saw a group of guys trying to flirt with the disinterested girl. No one else in the room could tell she was leading them on besides Naruto.

He noticed the slight twitch of her lips, the frown that would love to be set free. He observed the slight crinkling of her eyebrows, threatening to clench in disgust. She kept her hands on her lap, but repetitively grabbed a bit of the jean fabric. Naruto noticed all of the signs of her stress, and Rachel noticed him. She looked over and gave him a beatific smile. There was something completely crazy about her smile..

It was unconditionally genuine. Naruto felt a chill run down his spine as he elected to sit in the back corner of the class. He didn't want to be bothered with anyone today.

'Why is she interested in me now?' Naruto looked toward Rachel again and found seductive eyes staring back. The chill grew stronger and Naruto had his eyes glued to his lab desk.

'She's watching me like a hawk!'

'Rachel is most likely interested in you romantically. We haven't sensed any ill intent from her.' Kurama piped in and Naruto frowned.

'She's still not normal though. There is just something about her that sets me on edge.'

'Probably because you and her share similar qualities. Except you're far more genuine, and idiotic.' Naruto squinted his eyes at that, annoyed by his best friend's explanation.

'You hurt my feelings a lot Kurama..'

'No I don't, you're just being a baby.'

'Says you!' As Naruto argued with his furred friend he heard Ms. Grant call to the class.

"Okay students! We're going to be doing some light experiments today! We are going to make tornadoes in jars!" Ms. Grant said and Naruto arched an eyebrow. That sounded interesting.

"Due to limited supplies, that came out of my own pocket mind you.. you're going to be choosing lab partners! Two people per station! I'll give you all five minutes!" The announcement had everyone excited. They loved talking with their friends. However as soon as she finished announcing every guy besides Naruto rushed towards Rachel. Naruto's eye twitched at the sight as she was bombarded with requests to partner up.

He noticed her eyes widened and he snickered. Serves her right.

Naruto simply looked at the ingredients that sat at his station:

Empty Jar

Water

Dish Soap

Glitter

He looked at the instructions for the experiment. There was a sheet of paper that read:

1. Fill the jar 3/4 full of water

2. Add a small drop of dish soap

3. Put a small teaspoon of glitter inside

4. Tightly screw the top on and watch the tornado form.

Seemed simple enough. Naruto gathered the ingredients in an organized manner, keeping an eye out for anyone who approached him. Usually a couple girls, or guys would've offered to be his partner already. However no one did this time which was odd, Naruto frowned before looking up entirely. He saw Rachel approaching him and Naruto's frowned deepened further.

'Sage of Six Paths. Why me?'

"Hey, Naruto right?" She got within arm's reach and Naruto looked into her eyes, disliking how beautifully hazel they were.

"Yes.. what is it Rachel?" His tone was sharp and on edge, however it didn't deter the much shorter girl. She smiled, and it grated on Naruto's nerves. It looked so fake, so practiced. Yet he knew, her interest in him was genuine.

"I was thinking, we could be partners. I'm not that great at science, but I heard you're really smart. Can you help me out this time?" Her question was framed in an innocent and confident way.

'Hah! You, smart? I've heard it all!'

'Not now Kurama.'

"And why do you think I'd partner up with you?" Rachel had still been unfazed by his clear dislike for her.

"Because, you're sweet, kind, compassionate, easygoing, and.. other synonyms for the same thing." Naruto hated how she said it, it almost made him smile.

"I'm clearly a damsel in distress. Can you please help me?" Naruto sighed, he really wanted to say no. So.. he was going to follow his instincts and do just that.

"Listen here Rachel-" He was interrupted by a loud clap from the science teacher. Naruto damn near bit his tongue in surprise from the abrupt noise.

"Okay class! Partner choosing is over! Whoever you're next to is your partner until class is over!" Naruto widened his eyes before he visibly slumped forward. He looked to Rachel who's eyes sparkled with sexy mischief.

'She knew five minutes was about to be up. Unbelievable.' Rachel sat down on the stool next to him in the happiest way possible. It's like she won a prize or something she was that beatific about it.

"I guess we're partners after all." She grinned at him and Naruto truly hated how good it looked on her. He grumbled to himself as she scooted closer to him. They began the experiment, filling up the jar with water.

"So.. you don't like me much." Her statement made Naruto rolls his eyes.

"What gave you that idea?" She smiled at him.

"Oh you know.. the sexy eye roll, the sexy frowning, the sexy slouching when we're announced partners, the sexy sexiness." Naruto sighed and Rachel laughed.

"Oh, and of course the sexy sighing. Can't forget that." Naruto pointedly stared at her, and she just kept grinning.

"What do you want?" Rachel hummed before she poked him in the chest.

"I want to know.. why. You. Don't. Like. Me." With every pause she poked him in the chest, and Naruto grabbed her wrist. Rachel bit her lip, staring up at him with those alluring features of hers. Without meaning to, Naruto pulled her closer to him, much to Rachel's delight.

"Careful, a little closer and we'll do something you'll regret." Rachel looked down at his big supple lips and bit her own. Naruto widened his eyes as he saw the proximity between them. Barely a few centimeters apart.

"Hey you two, finish the experiment and then get a room after class! We're here for science!" Ms. Grant said and everyone in the room gasped. Naruto let go of Rachel's wrist and blushed a bright red. Rachel giggled as she studied Naruto's features.

"You are so cute."

"Shut up." Now the class was in an uproar about Naruto and Rachel.

"Oh my god, they would be the cutest couple!"

"Cute? They would be divine. Naruto is a God, and he's finally met his Goddess Rachel!"

"They would have the most adorable babies."

"WE NEED THEM TOGETHER! What would their ship name be? Narchel, or Rato?"

"Narchel is super cute!"

"Narchel it is!"

As the class gossiped about the two, Rachel observed Naruto's increasing redness. It filled up to the point where his whole face looked like a ripe tomato.

"They're technically not wrong."

"Shut. It." Rachel smiled before making a zipping motion across her lips. Naruto shook his head at her before noticing the water in the jar overflowing. He spilled some out until it was seventy-five percent full.

"Okay, now.. we add a drop of dish soap and a teaspoon of glitter." Naruto went to do just that before Rachel snatched the two items from him.

"Why are we playing it safe? We should just dump a whole bunch of it!" Rachel began to pour both of the contents in and Naruto widened his eyes.

"Wait! Don't do that! Otherwise the mix will-"

BOOM!

"-explode." The dish soap and glitter blew up and landed all over Naruto's jacket.

'This was my favorite blue jacket too.' Naruto sighed as he saw Rachel gasp.

"Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" Naruto shook his head before taking off the jacket.

"Don't worry about it." When he took the jacket off it had a noticeable effect among his fellow classmates. They all saw his muscle toned tan arms as well as his bulging pectorals and shoulders.

"He's so jacked!" A random jock gasped.

"I'd want him to choke me with those arms.." A girl said, laughing among her friends.

"His bicep could crush boulders.. look at them!" Another girl told her boy best friend.

"I bet I could get a body like that if I wanted.." That same boy best friend sulked.

Meanwhile even Rachel had to whistle in appreciation.

"You definitely work out, how much can you-"

"All of it." Naruto ended her thirst statement right then and there. He knew what his harsh training got him, but he didn't do it for the publicity. Yes Naruto knew he was attractive, kind, and all of these other qualities. However, Naruto knew he wasn't this way because of the opinions of other people, he forged his way with blood, sweat, tears, and understanding. He looked at Rachel who seemed stunned for a moment, before looking him up and down. The girl was basically undressing him with her eyes.

"You want to know why I don't like you?" Rachel widened her eyes at his harsh tone, listening intently, if not a bit hesitantly.

"You're a fake. All you do is try to fit in, be the topic of conversation, adapting to the knowledge of people's passions all because you want to make yourself seem perfect. Well unlike you, people like me because I'm a genuine person. You smile fake, talk fake, and act fake. You don't give a damn about people unless it benefits you." Rachel, too stunned to speak left her eyes and mouth wide open in shock. With that confession Naruto stood up and took his blue jacket with him.

"Sorry Ms. Grant, we got a little carried away with our experiment. Is it okay if I get cleaned up in the bathroom?"

"Of course Naruto. Take the time that you need, and I saw what happened. I won't let it hinder your grade." Ms. Grant smiled and Naruto grinned right back.

"You're the best."

"I know, I know. Now hurry along, That glitter is getting shinier by the minute." Naruto laughed at her joke before running out the door. Rachel frowned and bit her lip before suddenly standing up and running after him.

"Naruto! Wait!" The class looked on at the scene as Rachel told Ms. Grant she was going to help Naruto, since she was the one who messed up the experiment.

"Looks like a lover's spat." One of the girls said and her friends nodded in agreement.

"It's so cute in a marital sort of way."

"Yeah, even though I want Naruto for myself.. Rachel is too perfect for him to notice me." One of the girls became sullen while the boys talked in their own group.

"Naruto really has Rachel begging for his attention."

"How does he do it?"

"I don't know, but it's fucking magical."

"Damn right dude."

"I hope he and her get it figured out. Even though I'd rather be the one to bone Rachel."

"Same bro, same."

Outside of class Naruto heard Rachel running after him and he sighed with exasperation.

"Rachel, why are you following me?" He turned around to face her. She had so much guilt on her face, like she actually felt bad.

"I feel terrible for doing that. I should've listened." Naruto nodded, obviously right.

"I wanted to say.. I'm sorry. Next time I'll let you dork it out with the experiments." Naruto folded his arms, unimpressed by her wording.

"You're not helping yourself. You're just acting so you can manipulate me to do whatever you want."

"That is so not true!"

"But it is! That's why you're so popular! You're fake, and everyone believes it!"

"I.. I.."

"Just leave me be, I have a jacket to clean." Naruto started walking away before he felt Rachel grab his wrist.

"Firewalk."

"Fire-what?"

"It's a band, that's playing tonight. If you want.. to see the real me, then come with me tonight." Naruto looked at her like she grew a second head with four eyes for each of them.

"...What." It was Rachel's turn to blush at his incredulous tone.

"Don't act like I'm being stupid! Everyone knows you can't be your true self at school!"

"Where did you get that from a reality TV show, a cereal box, or a website for psycho bitches?"

"What did you just call me?!"

"You heard what I said Shortstack!"

"Oh yeah?!"

"Yeah!" At this point the two became so close that they were butting heads. They glared at each other, trying to out-will the other to back down. It kept on for a few more seconds until Rachel thought of something. She smirked, calming down and letting herself back away a slight inch.

"You know what? Fine." Naruto widened his eyes in confusion.

"Fine what?"

"Fine, you win. I'm a fake psycho." Naruto squinted his eyes at her in suspicion.

'Where is she going with this?'

"And this fake psycho doesn't want you to come along with her to see Firewalk. I'll just go by my lonesome. To a place where all the drug lords, rapists, and murderers are. All just to see one of my favorite bands ever." She saw Naruto's eye twitch with so much stress she thought it was going to pop out of his head.

"You.. what? Why would you go to a place like that?!" It was at this point she thumbed his bottom lip, surprising him. She retracted her hand, licking the same thumb with her tongue.

"Because. Firewalk." Rachel was about to walk off before she felt Naruto grab her wrist.

'Checkmate.' She smirked, before turning and haughtily looking up into his beautiful ocean eyes. Naruto gazed at her with a blazing glare, before sighing and acquiescing her point.

"When." Rachel grinned.

"When what?" Naruto rolled his eyes at her coyness.

"When do you want me to pick you up."

"Oh, you drive?"

"Yes I do."

"How good?"

"Ever since I was taught."

"When was that?"

"When I was ten."

"Wow, that's young."

"My dad was very forthcoming and practical."

"Was?"

"Don't push it Amber." The girl bit her lip with giddiness, this was the most fun she's had with someone in years!

"Give me your number and I'll text you." Naruto slowly took out his phone, glaring at her the entire time. Rachel smiled alluringly, and Naruto nearly threw up in his mouth. Rachel took his phone, putting his phone number in her phone. She held up her phone afterwards and winked.

"Smile, this is for your contact photo." There was a flash while Naruto folded his arms. Naruto snatched his phone back from her while Rachel looked at the picture she took.

"I'm not a photographer, but I do good work." Naruto rolled his eyes at her.

"Or, I'm just photogenic." Naruto walked away to the men's bathroom, leaving Rachel laughing at his stern opposition. When Naruto entered he sighed, looking at his ruined jacket.

'What the hell just happened?'

'She read you and used your kindness to get her way.'

'Damn it, how?'

'You're genuine. Unfortunately people like her know how to play, and she played you like a fiddle.'

'Look at you being all similac.'

'That is a brand of infant formula, and you know it.'

'Yeah, but I like puns.'

While the two lifelong friends continued their conversation, Naruto washed his jacket with a water jutsu. He then dried his jacket off with a wind jutsu, before doing the same thing to the surrounding area.

'The joys of chakra.'

'My dad is rolling in his grave at your usage of it.'

'Sure, but he's the one who said I was the savior of the world.'

'He would still be stunned at your stupidity.' Naruto smiled at their banter as he went back to Ms. Grant's class. When he returned he noticed the class staring at him. He wordlessly sat down next to Rachel who kept her grin, eyes staring at him the whole way.

"Not. A. Word." The blonde's tone brook no argument. Rachel dropped her grin down to a smile, loving her effect on the blonde.

Meanwhile, Naruto kept questioning what he got himself into.


After classes has ended, Naruto went to his and Chloe's bed. He decided to lie down and close his eyes, processing everything that just happened. All from the moment he entered class, to his interactions with Rachel, and to his jacket getting glittered, then all the way to Rachel goading him to accompany her to Firewalk.

He heard a knock on his door and Naruto opened one eye. He was about to get to the meat of analyzing Rachel's earlier behavior.

"You can come in Alex." It wasn't Chloe or Joyce, they both barged in no matter what the blonde was doing. Well, Chloe technically had this room before him.. and Joyce was just being a mom. After Naruto's permission, Alex opened the door before walking over to sit on his bed.

"You're irritated today." She lied down after she stated her observation, getting a sigh out of Naruto.

"Is it that obvious? Or are you using your powers to read me?"

"A bit of both. Who's Rachel by the way?" She cuddled up to Naruto, and the blonde wrapped his arm around the younger teen.

"She's a new headache. She convinced me to go to this band showing.. concert thing." Alex felt Naruto's irritation spike at the explanation. Yet even for her experience, his irritation was quite tame. Naruto usually controlled his emotions, never letting it get the best of him. As far as Alex could tell anyways.

"Hm, she must like you."

"Well, I don't like her. She's annoying."

"Wow, I think that's the first time I've ever heard you call someone else genuinely annoying. Do tell." Naruto smiled at her goofiness.

"Rachel is just so, fake. I don't care how popular a person is, or how much people like someone.. as long as the person is real to other people and themselves." Naruto said and Alex nodded, understanding where he came from.

"What are you gonna do?"

"She said that if I go with her, then I'd see the real her. And unfortunately this place is also where all the worst people on the planet come together. Since it's dangerous, I have to go. I don't like her, but I wouldn't be able to live with myself if she got hurt and I was able to stop it from happening." Alex thinned her lips at his declaration, it's times like these where she really admired Naruto.

'If he's willing to do this for someone he doesn't like.. I wonder what lengths he'll go to protect someone he loves..' She looked up at her adoptive older brother and smiled.

'He makes me feel safe, he took me in from a place I didn't belong. And now.. being here with him..' She snuggled even closer to Naruto. Naruto noticed but didn't say anything, merely enjoying the comfort she brought in that moment.

"By the way, David's here. Him, Chloe, and Joyce are all downstairs. I was actually supposed to let you know, but then you seemed all glum." Naruto smiled at her, before sitting up. She yelped as she was suddenly lifted off the bed. Naruto held her in a bridal style carry and Alex blushed all different tints of red.

"Naru, what are you-"

"What, I can't carry my little sister downstairs?"

"Um..."

"Exactly." Naruto grinned as he walked out the door, smoothly opening and closing the door with ease.

'Jeez he's strong..' Alex kept looking up at Naruto as they journeyed downstairs, her head was spinning with imagination.

It wasn't the clean kind.

The duo arrived downstairs to see Chloe, Joyce, and David in discussion.

"I'm telling you, pizza night sounds wayyy better than meat night!" Chloe said, pointing at David in specific. The man shook his head, sighing at the girl.

"We all need a helping of meat around here. You're all beautiful but stick thin!" David declared and Joyce shook her head at her boyfriend.

"Dude, meat night sounds sooooo gay." Chloe said and David felt his ears turn red.

"Chloe, that''s not appropriate." Joyce admonished and the teenager grinned.

"Tell David that, if he's gonna suggest something then make it less GAY. Unless he's hiding something mom." The Price teen bumped elbows with her mother who sighed in exasperation.

"I am not a homosexual!" David stood up quickly, embarrassed by the assumption. Naruto and Alex looked at each other before stepping into the spotlight.

"David's gay? Good for him." Naruto chuckled as he set Alex down in an open chair. The girl blushed at his actions before turning toward the rest of her family.

"Naruto don't take Chloe's side on this, please." David's plea fell on deaf ears as the blonde shrugged.

"It may not be legal yet but love is love y'know. Better embrace it David." Joyce saw David clench his jaw with further awkwardness and shook her head.

"Okay you two, stop teasing the man. If you say anything more he's gonna blow up into a balloon and fly away." The two teenagers chuckled while Alex grinned at the image.

"Well.. ahem, Naruto, Alex. Us three were discussing what we should have for dinner. Chloe suggested it be pizza night while I wanted.. ahem, meat night." David explained and Naruto grinned at him, before frowning in realization.

"Damn, I actually won't be here for dinner tonight." Everyone immediately frowned with the blonde at his announcement.

"You have other plans hun?" Joyce asked and Naruto nodded.

"Unfortunately. I don't even want to go where I'm going, but I have to. It's to make sure my.. classmate is safe." Naruto said and everyone widened their eyes.

"What do you mean by safe?" David asked with utmost seriousness.

"There's a band called Firewalk playing tonight. My classmate Rachel, wants me to go with her. She loves the band, but knows it's too dangerous to go alone." Everyone felt their mood somber up even more and Naruto hated seeing them like that.

"What kind of danger are we talking here?" Alex piped in and Naruto sighed.

"Rapists, murderers, drug lords."

"You seriously can't be thinking of going there! This Rachel girl can't be that stupid!" Joyce piped in and David put a hand over hers. It calmed her down some while David looked to Naruto.

"Naruto, we trust you to do the right thing. But, I can't help.. but feel like I should give you backup." The man told Naruto and the blonde appreciated his gesture.

"We'll be okay, it's stupid but I have to do this for her. I'm the only one who can protect her while I'm in there. If anything happens I'll call the cops and head straight home, I'll drag the girl with me if I have to." Naruto's seriousness sent nerves down everyone's spine.

"Babe. Don't be reckless. Firewalk is cool but, this shit sounds stupid! If all those assholes are gonna be there then why not take David? He has guns!" Chloe's outburst caught Naruto off guard. He smiled reassuringly at her, placing a hand over hers.

"It's me Chlo, don't worry. You know what I'm capable of." Naruto said and Chloe widened her eyes. She completely forgot he had chakra and clones, and badass jutsu. The only people who should be worried are the ones who thinking fighting Naruto is a good idea. Yet she worried, because he's her boyfriend, her soulmate, her true love.

"Okay.. but, I'm still worried."

"I can't change that. All I can do is come back home to you." The two locked eyes, forgetting about the rest of the occupants in the room for a moment. David smiled at the scene, it wasn't traditional for them to be together being adoptive siblings and all.. but, love was too powerful for that nonsense. Joyce simply cherished the maturity and communication both of her loved ones had for each other, it reminded her of how much they're growing up. Alex felt a little off by the display, she was happy they found common ground, yet envious because, she wanted something like what they had.

"Well, all I know now is that Rachel will text me when to pick her up. I'll let you all know when I'm heading out." Naruto dismissed himself, going up the stairs to change into his evening wear. He didn't quite care for the event and was ultimately, and indirectly being forced to go. He'll wear an orange tank top with black sweatpants and black sneakers. He looked at himself in the full mirror in his and Chloe's room. He shrugged before feeling his phone buzz in his sweats.

6PM

Rachel: I'm ready ;)

Naruto: On my way.

Rachel: Xoxo :3

Naruto frowned before heading downstairs. His family were at the dinner table, waiting for Naruto. They all saw him and frowned. The four of them felt a little sick letting Naruto leave, but only three of them knew why it was okay. David still didn't know about his chakra, that was Naruto's secret to explain.

"I'm about to leave, Rachel just texted me."

"Are you sure you have to?" Joyce asked and Naruto nodded grimly.

"I do, unfortunately."

"This girl sounds like trouble. I hope you don't let her drag you down." David said and Naruto nodded.

"She won't, this is a one time thing."

"Naru, be careful okay?" Alex piped in and Naruto smiled at her.

"I will Alex, trust me." After reassuring the younger girl he looked to his girlfriend who was abnormally quiet.

"Babe?"

"I don't want you to go."

"Chloe I thought we-"

"Well I changed my fucking mind! You don't even know her! Why should you protect her? She can make her own stupid decisions!"

"It's not that simp-"

"But it is! She's just a stupid girl! You don't have to protect everyone!" At this point Chloe stood up, breathing heavily from her frustration.

"Chloe, I'm sorry. But I'm going. If I know I can protect someone then I will. No matter how close I am to them." Chloe wanted to say more, to argue, to convince him Rachel wasn't worth it. Yet, she knew deep down that Naruto was right. She hated it, like she always did. Chloe shook her head before grabbing Naruto by his tank top and pulling him closer to her. She locked lips with his, much to the shock of everyone in the room.

"Come. Back." Naruto just nodded, still in a daze from her passionate kiss. Naruto shook his head as he walked off, heading to the garage to ready his car.

Naruto entered and saw his car covered in a black drape. He smiled as he remembered the effort he put into the car. Naruto uncovered the vehicle, revealing what was under the black drape. It wan an orange 1997 Mazda RX-7 FD. He watched a Fast and Furious movie and he fell in love with Han's car. He tried to recreate it with the most detail possible.

It was his perfect car. While Naruto started up the car he heard footsteps behind him. He looked to see David approaching him, with some sort of device in his hand.

"Hey Dave, what's up?" The man looked nervous, fiddling with the tiny piece of machinery he had.

"I.. I'm not good with words. But I know permission is important. And this.. this is a tracking device. I'm no stranger to combat, being a soldier. Or, used to being one.. anyways, I know I'm not your dad. I never will be. I just, I want you to be safe. I've never had this.. and I don't want to lose someone who is so important in what I have now. With your permission, I ask to give this to you, just so we all know where you are, and that you're safe." David was surprisingly eloquent with his words, and Naruto knew he was more of the action than talking type of man.

Naruto took the device from his hands and gave the man a tight embrace, David held onto the blonde just as tightly. There was so much love there that it caught Naruto off guard.

"You're not my dad, but.. this is what a dad is supposed to do for people they care for. You're heading in the right direction." Naruto said as he pulled away from the hug. He looked into the older man's brown eyes and saw a sparkle of tears there. They weren't falling, but they made the man's eyes shine brighter in that moment.

"Thank you.. Naruto."

"No, thank you David. Keep an eye on our family while you're here." Naruto said as he entered his car. Meanwhile David was dumbfounded by what the blonde had said.

"Our.. family?" The garage opened as Naruto revved up his engine, David seemed starstruck by the fancy automobile as Naruto sped out of the garage. The man whistled in appreciation while walking back inside the house.

'Our family. Right.' David advanced back to the living room to see Chloe, Joyce, and Alex holding Wii remotes.

"Hey David, ready to get your ass kicked in bowling again?" Chloe asked with a grin. David looked at the Wii remote she handed him and he grinned with her.

"You're on. But I'm gonna be the one kicking ass around here." David said and the girls in the room laughed.

"Yeah right!" Alex laughed, and Joyce smiled.

"Remember who won last time kids." Joyce said and everyone shook her head.

"You just got lucky! My wrist was hurting like a bitch!" Chloe shouted and everyone laughed at her.

"You're too young to be having arthritis Chloe."

"It's not arthritis, it's my wrist-hurts-so-mom-won-itis!:

"Oh yeah? Well you won't have any excuses this time missy!"

"Sorry to foil your plans, but you're both going to lose since I'm here." Alex piped in and the older women turned their competitive glare on her.

"Don't count me out ladies, I'm obviously gonna be the clear winner here." David interrupted, and the girls looked at him in silence. Processing what he said, letting it really sink in. Right before they laughed their hearts out. David shook his head with a smile as Chloe set up their bowling game.

'You can count on me Naruto.' David thought, as he saw his future stepdaughter bowl a strike. He kept his smile, as he had fun with his family. His wacky, vulgar, and dramatic family.


Naruto approached Rachel's home and sighed.

Naruto: I'm here.

Rachel: Sweet!:p

He saw Rachel exit her front door and his eye twitched.

'Her hair, her outfit.. what the hell are my eyes seeing?'

Rachel entered his car and looked it over in awe.

"You're driving a car like this? Your family must be packing money bags!" Naruto shook his head, disgusted by her sitting in his passenger seat. Rachel noticed his expression and frowned.

"What's wrong?"

"You look ridiculous, that's what's wrong."

"I do not! I look hot and rad as hell! Besides, you're in a tank top and sweats!" Naruto shook his head as he put the car in drive. While he drove he noticed Rachel's expression in pure awe.

"By the way, I fixed up this car myself. I didn't buy it." Naruto said and Rachel smiled at him.

"Wow, so multi-faceted. That's kinda hot."

"Shut up." Rachel laughed as they approached The Mill. While on approach Naruto frowned. He could hear how loud the music was from the road. And why were they performing in an abandoned sawmill in the middle of the forest? All of this was stupidly suspicious. Naruto parked next to some other vehicles on the grass and frowned.

Why did he agree to this? He honestly hoped he wouldn't be here long. As he parked he drew attention from some other people loitering. He locked the car with a loud beep after Rachel exited. As he watched Rachel approach him to drag him to the entrance he sighed.

"I don't want to go in." She looked up at him and blinked.

"Oh come on, we literally just got here."

"I know, but I know as soon as I step in I'll get tetanus or something." Rachel rolled her eyes as she basically dragged Naruto to the sawmill.

They just got here and he already wanted to leave. He shook his head as they approached the bouncer. He appeared like an islander and judging from his ornamental tatoos, Samoan.

"Hey Rod." 'Rod' looked at Rachel before looking at Naruto.

"Hey Rachel, I didn't realize there would be two bouncers at this thing." He joked about Naruto's physique and the blonde didn't smile an inch from it. Rachel laughed at it and held Naruto's hand.

"He's not bouncing, he's my friend, my very grumpy, hot friend." Rachel said and the bouncer grinned.

"Naruto, that's my name... Rod." Rod nodded and let the both of them inside.

"You two don't have too much fun!" The man said and Naruto looked down at Rachel, wearing her ponytail and her studded jacket, and studded.. everything.

"Did you have to say that?" Rachel smiled as she led him through the drunken, and drugged out inhabitants.

"What, you're grumpy, hot, and my-"

"We're not friends." Rachel rolled her eyes as she dragged him through the crowd.

"Oh whatever, just come on." Naruto did not like how cramped he felt among the all too enthusiastic clutter of people. They were all dancing, screaming, drinking, smoking, and some of them did all of that at the same time. The music was awfully loud, with too much screaming in between. Naruto almost felt dizzy from the scent of burnt cheese in his vicinity. And he knew.. there was no cheese cooking.

He saw Rachel begin to dance her heart out, almost forgetting that he was there too. She then turned to him, and started playfully playing with his arms. She grabbed, tugged, and swayed all just to try and get him to dance. Yet, all Naruto wanted to do was go back home and kick his family's ass in Wii Bowling.

'Humans are.. weird.' Kurama said and Naruto sighed.

'I wish I could prove you wrong...'

'Yet, you're the weirdest of them all.'

'There's no way you're serious. One of these guys has a pair of gauges that extends their earlobes to the fucking floor!'

'Point taken.' With that Kurama went back to nap while Naruto sighed. He wasn't going home anytime soon so he might as well make the most of it. He started to dance with Rachel, not as enthusiastic, but enough to get her grinning. He saw her drink a beer and he sighed, disgusted by her choice in beverage. As Naruto finally found his groove he felt a hand on his broad shoulder.

He looked down to see a slightly shorter man, with a beard and full tattoos. His friends were flanking him on both sides.

"HEY!" The guy yelled over the music.

"WHAT'S UP?!" Naruto yelled back.

"Your girlfriend is hot! What's she doing with a bitch like you?!" Naruto shook his head, he knew where this was going.

"The only bitch I see in here is you! Especially with your boyfriends basically in your ass behind you!" The man became enraged by Naruto's insult, taking out a knife while his friends readied themselves.

"What the fuck did you say?!"

"I said you can probably take all twelve inches of a ruler you pussy!" The man then screamed lunging at Naruto with a knife. Rachel noticed the altercation and widened her eyes.

"Naruto!" Naruto smoothly pushed Rachel to the side, before dodging the knife and disarming the man. The man widened his eyes as he saw Naruto throw the knife to a faraway wall.

"You can still walk away! You and your friends can still have a fun night!" Naruto said and the man glared at him.

"Fuck you!" The three men encircled Naruto and the crowd finally saw what was going on.

"Holy shit! A fight!" Someone shouted and Rachel from the side saw Naruto get circled and gasped.

"NARU!...to..." She stopped shouting as she saw Naruto skillfully evade the attacker's strikes. Now she watched in awe as Naruto redirected a punch to the face, letting the man fall to the ground. Another man came up behind Naruto with a knife to stab the blonde. Before Rachel could warn him of the attack she saw Naruto dodge to the side before breaking the man's arm. The man screamed as his buddy lunged at Naruto.

"You fuck! You're going to pay for that!" Naruto merely shook his head before punching the man in the stomach, doubling him over. Naruto then kicked him away, and the crowd barely ducked to avoid his trajectory. The man bounced off of the wall, leaving a dent in its metal. Rachel widened her eyes as Naruto punched the guy with the broken arm, knocking him out.

'He's really.. kicking their asses.' Rachel thought as Naruto grabbed the last guy by the throat, lifting him up in the air with one arm.

"I warned you, and this is what happens when you don't listen." Naruto saw the guy turn blue, the lack of air kept him unable to breathe, let alone speak. Rachel saw that Naruto was holding the guy for too long, he was about pass out if Naruto didn't let go.

"Naruto!" She ran up to him and he looked down at her.

"I'm okay, you're okay.. please let him go. He's an asshole.. but he isn't worth it." Rachel pleaded and Naruto nodded, he tossed the man across the room to where his friend was. Rachel sighed in relief as Naruto went to leave. She frowned but followed the blonde out. She ran after him, catching him talking to the bouncer.

"Sorry Rodney, some guys tried to hurt us in there.. we're gonna leave." Rachel smoothed it out as Rodney looked at her.

"What guys? I'm gonna-"

"It's okay, Naruto had it handled. Those guys didn't know what hit them." Rodney stared at Naruto with the look of approval, Naruto stared back nodding.

"Good man. You two get out of here, looks like Firewalk is postponing the rest of the performance." Rodney said before sprinting inside. Naruto shook his head as he and Rachel walked to his car.

However Naruto saw a few stragglers near his car. They looked like friends of the guy who tried to stab him and Rachel.

"Hey! Get away from my car!" Naruto shouted and the men laughed.

"This is your ride? What's a kid like you doing with a Japanese vehicle like this?"

"Unlike you, I've actually done something with my life." Rachel widened her eyes as she grabbed his arm.

"Naruto!"

"No no no, it's okay girlie, your boyfriend made his grave." The man took out a pistol while his two other friends did the same.

"Wait wait wait! He's sorry! Aren't you Naruto? You're sorry right?" Rachel said and Naruto glared at the three men.

"You three are shitstains, pulling out guns on kids."

"Your fault, not mine blondie." The man chuckled while Naruto forcefully shielded Rachel.

"Rachel, stay behind me."

"Naruto what are you-"

"Stay, behind me." Naruto repeated and Rachel drew in panicked breaths.

This wasn't happening, this wasn't happening, this wasn't-

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

There was a multitude of shots as the men unloaded their guns onto Naruto. Rachel screamed as her blonde protector took the bullets. She couldn't see what he looked like, and yet she didn't want to. Surely he was a bloody mess of a-

"What the hell?!" Rachel gasped at the other three men shouting. She looked at the tall blonde who shielded her.

"What the.."

"That's impossible!" One of the men shouted as Naruto held his hand out. The blonde teen opened his palm, letting the caught and crushed bullets drop from his grasp.

"Naruto.."

"Good thing you stayed behind me, it would've been a bit more difficult to catch those."

"A bit more difficult?" Naruto smiled, for the first time tonight as he faced the lowlife men. He then switched from a smile to glare at them, showcasing righteous fury.

"You three still want to do this? You either make the choice now, or I'll make it for you." Naruto threatened and the men ran away, screaming into the night. As the men ran Naruto heard police sirens in the distance.

"Come on let's go!" He ushered Rachel and she sprinted to his car. Naruto and her entered strapped themselves in before speeding away from The Mill. Naruto looked in his rear-view mirror to see everyone inside running out of the building like a stampede.

Naruto shook his head as he sped home, evading the cops smoothly.

"What do you think happened to those guys?" Rachel asked as she looked outside.

"Beats me, they were running toward the sirens before we left."

"Which means?"

"Which means they're caught, or in the process of getting caught." Naruto said and Rachel laughed, Naruto smiled. That was a genuine laugh. As soon as Rachel stopped laughing she saw the smile on the blonde's face. She admired it for a second, not realizing how much her smile mirrored his at the moment.

She didn't realize it yet, but this is what pure happiness was. It was very addicting.


Naruto arrived to Rachel's home much earlier than they intended. They stopped in front of her house and she smiled at Naruto in an embarrassed way.

"I'm sorry I got you caught up in that mess.. it doesn't usually go down like that."

"I figured. I do accept your apology though, it's been a while since I kicked ass." Rachel laughed at his remark, finding it funny and charming.

"How did you do all of that? The kicking ass, the bullet catching? You some kind of robot I don't know about?" Now it was Naruto's turn to laugh, finding it funny to compare him to a robot.

"A magician never reveals his secrets."

"So you're a magician?"

"No, but it sounds better than what I could've said."

"Really?"

"Really." The two stared at each other for a moment, soaking in the events that happened between them. Rachel bit her lip, before looking away.

"So, what do you think?"

"What do I think of what?"

"Of me?" Naruto thought about his answer for a moment. It was rare for Rachel to be so.. scared of someone's approval. At school she was so confident, alluring, and.. everything that was perfect. Yet at Firewalk's performance she didn't care about being perfect. She just wanted to listen to the band, dance, and to enjoy herself while trying to make a grumpy person like him enjoy it too.

"I think.. I would rather talk to you outside of school." Rachel smiled at the answer, expecting something like that.

"I guess it can't be helped. Well, thanks for the ride Naruto. I'll.. I'll see you tomorrow." Naruto nodded, as she opened the door. Before she closed it, she turned to him, a hesitant smile on her face.

"Goodnight Naruto."

"Goodnight Rachel." The girl who was satisfied with his response, smiled at him before closing the door. Naruto watched her walk away, seeing her let her hair down from the ponytail. He saw her look his way before unlocking her door, a smile on her face.

Naruto shook his head before driving off. This girl was something else.


When Naruto arrived he parked his car and went straight for the shower. After tussling with a few overgrown children, surrounded by smoke, alcohol, and definitely some unknown diseases. He scrubbed himself off harshly, making sure that no germ remained intact after his escapade tonight. He kept scrubbing and scrubbing, making sure that the germs had no existence left on his body.

As soon as he felt refreshed he heard the door open.

Did he really forget to lock that?

Naruto saw a shadow through the curtain, noticing the shadow's lithe frame. Something stirred in him, excited to know who was behind the curtain.

'It's gotta be Chloe.' Naruto grinned as he saw the person open the curtain, revealing themselves to be-

"Alex?" Naruto was so stunned that he didn't know how to properly process the chain of events. Naruto was then shocked further as a very naked Alex stepped into the shower with him. Naruto's jaw dropped as he looked into the eyes of his younger adoptive sibling.

LEMON START

"Alex what are you-" Alex then kissed him, mid speech. Naruto widened his eyes as Alex skillfully twirled her tongue with his. She pulled back and laughed at his expression.

"I couldn't take it anymore." Alex said and Naruto arched an eyebrow.

"Couldn't take what?"

"You and Chloe. You know I can feel when you're having sex right? Those emotions, the lust, the passion, the words that you both don't say! I can feel it, hear it, and.. I want you. The last straw for me was when I felt Chloe masterbating to the thought of YOU. And when I felt you coming in.. I knew I had to take the chance." Naruto gulped as he looked her up and down, and he was going to be honest.. Alex was becoming a very curvaceous woman.

While he was inspecting her Alex took hold of his hardening cock.

"You want me, just admit it. I know you do.. the more I do this, the more I feel how much you love it." Alex said and Naruto closed his eyes as she stroked him. She went back and forth, as if she's done it before.

"When you and Chloe fuck, I feel the emotions, the words, the experience. I made sure to know what you liked." Alex said as she stroked faster, harder. Naruto closed his eyes as he felt something warm encircle the head of his cock. Alex gripped his monstrous member and started sucking it, getting a taste for the goodness of it. She began to suck more and stroke at the same time, making sure to give Naruto the utmost pleasure.

Mixing with the wetness of the water, and the softness of Alex's lips and hands.. Naruto came damn near immediately.

"Oh, fuck." He gasped as he thrusted into her pretty little mouth. Alex looked up at him, staring at him in the eyes while she sucked every last drop. She stroked his member, making sure that his cock was squeezed of everything he had. Naruto gasped at the sensitivity of it before he looked down at her. If she wanted to be dirty then he'll play dirty with her. Naruto pulled her up by the hair and she widened her eyes at him.

He kissed her, making sure to pull her head by her black hair. He trailed kisses down to her neck and started sucking on her throat. It left a reddening mark and he smirked. As he was kissing her neck he let his hands roam her crotch, playing with her clitoris. Alex moaned as she thrusted her hips back and forth in pleasure.

"Oh my.. god!" She gasped as Naruto skillfully moved his head down to her breasts, taking the pink nipple into his mouth. Alex latched onto him, grabbing his firm ass as she came from the stimulation.

"Fuck... ah! Fucking hell..." She breathed, shuddering from his skillful movements. Naruto chuckled as he bit her ear.

"You wanted this." He whispered and she widened her eyes as he cupped both of her ass cheeks and lifted her. She yelped as Naruto placed her above his member. She then grunted as he slowly penetrated her, waiting for her to adjust.

"Tell me when you're ready." She closed her eyes as the pain slowly faded away, she breathed in and out heavily, adjusting to the feeling of something so big inside her.

"I'm.. I'm ready now." Naruto nodded as he slowly started moving back and forth, adjusting her as he thrusted inside her tight pussy.

"Fuck! Yes! Fuck! Oh fuckkkkk!" Her words made Naruto go even faster, letting her feel all of him.

"So fucking big, oh god fuck yes!" Alex bit down on his shoulder and Naruto licked her neck, then sucked on it as his thrusting became even more intense.

"Fuck fuck fuck!" Naruto's speed became so quick that Alex had to shut her eyes to adjust. She just kept feeling his big cock going in and out of her, and she loved it.

"You're so tight, I love it." Naruto said and Alex could only moan as his thrusting went faster, deeper, harder.

"Naruto, I'm gonna- FUCK!" He felt Alex's vagina squeeze his cock, letting him know she climaxed. Naruto pumped in and out a little more before he came too. Right inside of her. Alex felt his semen filling her up as she caught her breath. She kissed Naruto as he slowed down his thrusts, loving how his semen was filling her up.

She pulled back from the kiss and laughed, getting a chuckle out of Naruto. Naruto then pulled his member out of her. Alex missed the feeling of being full from him, but shook her head. She knew she was gonna hurt in the morning.

"Let's clean up, then we'll talk." Naruto said and Alex wordlessly nodded.

LEMON END

When the shower was over, Naruto used the jutsu Tsunade taught him to get rid of his DNA inside her. Then both he and Alex dried off before heading to the dinner table to talk. Naruto made hot chocolate for both of them as they sat next to each other.

"So.. what do you have to say for yourself?" Naruto asked and Alex widened her eyes.

"What do you mean?"

"You had these feelings, you want to explain them?" Alex blushed a little at that before shaking her head. She took the liberty of sipping the hot chocolaty liquid.

"I.. I see you and Chloe every day. Being so loving and fun with each other. I got envious and.. horny. So all of that happened. But what about you? Won't Chloe be mad that you fucked me?" Alex asked and Naruto smiled.

"No, she won't. Because she would be fine in you joining our relationship." Alex's jaw dropped at that.

"Joining your-what?"

"Our relationship, you both know about my chakra. And what comes with that? Clones. Also, Chloe wanted our relationship to be open with people we say are worth having it with. It should be obvious, but you are one of those people." Alex's eyes widened.

"So what you're saying is.. you have an open relationship with people you both agree to have it with? And since you can make clones these people can still have their personal time with you?"

"Yep! And uh, welcome!" Naruto said and Alex's eye twitched.

"So basically.. I can have sex with you whenever?"

"Of course, but Chloe has to know first." Alex nodded, assenting to that.

"I'll.. tell her. She and I should talk about it personally, and I'll tell her what you said."

"You know I can talk to her Alex."

"I know.. but, I made the move on you. I should've told her how I felt before trying to have sex with you. It's my fault."

"Yeah. But it's also my fault for having sex with you before asking her consent too." Naruto pointed out and Alex shrugged.

"I just want to talk to her alone first, okay? Can you let me do that?" Naruto thought about it for a moment. She really wanted to do this alone. So he shrugged and kissed her on the forehead.

"Okay, but then we'll all talk about it after. Kapeesh?" Naruto said and Alex nodded, a smile on her face. The two then talked some more before returning to their respective rooms and beds. Naruto saw Chloe scrolling on her phone and smiled. She looked to him and mirrored his expression.

"Hey babe, how was your night?" She asked and Naruto sighed, he shrugged off some clothes to be in his boxers. Chloe noticed his sigh as she made room for him on the bed. They cuddled up with his arm wrapped around her and her head on his chest.

"It wasn't all bad, there were some creeps trying to hit on Rachel and fight me for her. I kicked all of their asses." Chloe arched an eyebrow at that.

"Is she a part of our.. relationship now?" Naruto shook his head.

"No, but they thought she was my girlfriend. A couple of them pulled a knife out on me, I broke one of dude's arms before whooping all of their collective asses." Chloe laughed at the phrasing before snuggling further into him.

"What else happened?"

"Me and Rachel went to my car, but those three guys had another three friends. They were huddled next to my car, checking it out."

"It IS a nice car. You put a lot of work into it over the years."

"Damn right. Well anyways, all three of them pulled out pistols on me. I told Rachel to get behind me."

"What a hero." Naruto smiled and kissed her on the forehead.

"I guess, but then they all shot their guns at the same time. Rachel screamed my name all worried, and I caught all of the bullets. Not a single one grazed us or dropped to the floor."

"Wow, that's so fucking cool!" Chloe laughed in delight and Naruto grinned.

"I then threatened them and they ran away like a bunch of girls. The police sirens rang and me and Rachel drove out of there."

"Wow, my boyfriend really is a bonafide badass."

"That's true-"

"AND and and! He's a little sibling fucker."

"...What?"

"You and Alex were real loud in there. Mom and David might've heard you two. He's spending the night by the way." Naruto sighed while Chloe kissed him on the lips.

"You're not mad?" Chloe grinned at him.

"Over Alex joining? No, but I AM annoyed."

"About?" Chloe then straddled him, kissing his neck, trailing kisses up to his jaw, right before his lips.

"I masterbated and came before you got home. If I knew you were going to be home so early I would've waited until you finished fucking our little sister." Naruto widened his eyes as Chloe started grinding.

"Guess I should make up for it." Chloe laughed as she leaned down to whisper,

"Damn right." The two then set their course to making love until they couldn't anymore. Much to the twos utter delight, and to everyone in the vicinity's utter plight.