Inuyasha appears

Sesshomaru gets distracted and turns his attention towards Inuyasha."What is it?"

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru swap bodies

"What?! What has happened?! What have you done Inuyasha?!"

Inuyasha looks at Sesshomaru and passes out

"Jaken!" The kappa runs over to Inuyasha's unconscious body

Jaken: "Oh no... Sesshomaru..."

Sesshomaru: "So, he's unconscious, is he?"

Sesshomaru looks down at his new body. "It would appear that you've managed to get one over on me once again, Inuyasha. This foolish scheme of yours has taken hold."

A bear appears and attacks Sesshomaru

"What is this!?" Sesshomaru turns his attention to the bear. "Where did you come from?!"

The bear tries to eat Sesshomaru

"What?!" Sesshomaru runs around frantically, trying to avoid being eaten. "This is ridiculous! I am not food for bears!"

The bear duplicates itself

"What?!" Sesshomaru dodges the bears and runs around. "This is absurd! I can't allow myself to be eaten by a group of bears! There must be a way to reverse this."

Sesshomaru runs into a cave full of mirrors

"What is this place? A cave? And... these strange reflections... What on earth is this?" Sesshomaru goes closer to one of the mirrors and sees himself. "No. This cannot be..."

Sesshomaru sees Inuyasha's face in the reflections. Sesshomaru is in Inuyasha's body

"No. No! This can't be true! I... I'm... I'm... Inuyasha?!" Sesshomaru screams in disgust.

The bears find Sesshomaru and attack

Sesshomaru starts flailing his arms and screaming.

"No! No! No! Not the bears! They are everywhere! How could this have happened?! Why is Inuyasha's voice coming from my own mouth?!"

Some rocks fall from the ceiling, killing the bears

"What?!" Sesshomaru looks up into the darkness of the cave ceiling. "Is there someone up there? Who is watching?! I demand to know!"

Sesshomaru catches sight of his reflection again

"Not again! Why me?!" Sesshomaru groans in frustration. "This is... unbelievable! Inuyasha... to think that I am in his body! Can you imagine being in the body of that useless hanyō?! I would be humiliated! Insulted!"

Inuyasha has Tetsusaiga

"Ah! The blade... Inuyasha always carries that annoying little sword... I should've known! That fool..."

Sesshomaru unsheathes the sword

Sesshomaru takes the sword, feeling the weight and balance of the blade in his hands. He stares in both confusion and reverence at the silver blade. "How does a mortal like Inuyasha carry this thing? It's so heavy! How could he swing it about with such ease?"

The bears revive

"The hell? Did those damned bears just come back to life?! This should not be! This is so frustrating!" Sesshomaru readies the sword and charges at the bears.

The bears attack

Sesshomaru slashes at the bears. "These bears are relentless... How did my brother survive this for so long?!"

Some bears revive

"Why won't they STAY DEAD?!"

The bears attack

Sesshomaru slices at the bears and jumps up onto a large boulder. "What are these bears trying to prove?! I am Sesshomaru! I will not be defeated by mere bears, no matter how many times they get up and attack me!"

Some bears revive

"Why is it that they just... keep... getting... back... up?!" Sesshomaru starts breathing heavily from exhaustion and frustration.

One of Inuyasha's friends turns up and starts killing bears

"What?! Who is this?! They have shown up and are effortlessly killing these bears..." Sesshomaru looks on in annoyance. "I could easily have killed these bears. Who does this person think they are taking my kills?!"

Sango looks at Sesshomaru, thinking he is Inuyasha, and says, "Are you ok?"

Sesshomaru looks at Sango, clearly annoyed and confused by being mistaken for his brother. He holds back a snarl and speaks coldly through gritted teeth. "I am quite alright... who are you?"

Clearly worried, Sango says, "It's me, Sango, your friend? Did you hit your head or something?"

Sesshomaru glares at Sango in disbelief, then looks down at his body and at Sango's body, as if to compare them, trying to figure out how to say what has happened to him. "... No. I have not hit my head. My body... however... is... different. In fact... it is clearly not my body." Sesshomaru looks back up at Sango with a look of annoyance, then looks back down at his body. He looks frustrated and confused.

Sango says, "Inuyasha, geez, you really did get hit hard to be saying that!"

Sesshomaru starts to get angry. He raises his sword and points it at Sango. "Who are you calling "Inuyasha"?" He's clearly getting fed up with being mistaken for his brother. It's starting to have an effect on his pride.

Sango says, "If you're not Inuyasha, who exactly are you supposed to be?!"

Sesshomaru holds back a yell and continues to bare his teeth, restraining his rage by forcing himself to speak calmly. "I am Sesshomaru, the Great and Powerful... Lord of the West. I am no mere hanyō and most certainly not that useless hanyō Inuyasha!"

Flabbergasted, Sango says, "Well, you certainly look like him."

Sesshomaru looks down at the body again, with confusion and fascination. "It... seems that you're right. We are identical. I suppose I may have underestimated his physical form. How utterly... irritating."

Feeling confused, Sango says, "Can we go find Inuyasha then?"

"Hmm... why? What purpose would that serve?" Sesshomaru stares at Sango, still holding his sword. He doesn't like her at all. In fact, if she's anything like his brother, he knows that he will hate her completely in a matter of seconds. Why would he waste the time looking for his insufferably useless and stupid brother.

Sango looks at Sesshomaru like he's an idiot. Sango says, "So you can go get your body back."

"Of course! How stupid of me." Sesshomaru lowers his sword and scowls. "That would be a most logical next step."

They arrive at the clearing that Inuyasha in Sesshomaru's body is in.

Sesshomaru and Sango see Inuyasha lying unconscious on the ground. "There he is. The hanyō in my body."

They both think, Now What

Sesshomaru glares down at his brother. "What exactly should I do with this idiot? I could kill him and take his power, his sword, and the woman that belongs to his body to make myself even stronger... Yes, that is what I will do..." Sesshomaru raises his sword and raises it above his head, prepared to make good on his plan and kill his idiotic brother.

Sango stops Sesshomaru from killing his brother.

Sango says, "You DO want your body back, right?"

Sesshomaru stops himself before his blade can fall. "Yes. You raise a good point. I want my body back..." Sesshomaru puts his sword down and crosses his arms. "What do you propose?"

Sango says, "Find whoever did this and get them to reverse it?"

"Hmm..." Sesshomaru seems to consider the idea. He looks down at his unconscious brother, then back at Sango. "I suppose that would work. But it appears that my brother will be of no help." Sesshomaru kicks Inuyasha's side and looks over at Sango. "Well, what are you waiting for? Lead the way!"

Before Sango can do anything, Inuyasha wakes back up.

Inuyasha stands up, looks at Sesshomaru, down at himself, and says, "What the Fuck! I'm you!"

"Exactly. The fact that I am in your body is disgusting and embarrassing. Are you going to stand there like an idiot and let this happen to us or are you going to help find who did this and put an end to its effect?" Sesshomaru turns his attention back to Sango. "Do you have any idea who or what could have done this to us?"

Sango thinks for a moment

Sango says, "It could be another demon or a witch or even a petty god."

"A god?! You mean to say we were brought low by a mere god?! We are the children of the great Toga! The children of the great Lord of the West! We will not be bested by some petty god! I demand to know which god did this to us, so that I can destroy them. How dare they do this to us!"

Inuyasha's growing anger was reaching the boiling point

Inuyasha yelled, "Arg! What the Fuck! The Fuck! Who cares, let's just blow some shit up!"

"Calm yourself!" Sesshomaru looks at Inuyasha with anger clearly building in his eyes. "You would have us waste our time pointlessly killing random things, hoping that it would somehow undo something done to us by one of the gods? That makes no sense! What are you trying to accomplish by destroying random things?! This is NOT the way!"

Sango says, "It could be Sorun, the god of chaos. He is known for these sorts of "jokes"."

Sesshomaru looks back at Sango with interest. "Sorun? A god of chaos? What a despicable creature! Where can we find him? I will not let these "jokes" continue!"

Sango wracks her brain for info on where you could find Sorun, but came up empty.

Sango says, "You could pray to him or commit a sacrilege to his name or something. He's one of those dark gods."

"You're right. What a revolting god. A 'dark god of chaos'? Is he responsible for the misfortunes of innocent people? Does he delight in creating chaos and misery for all? Then he is a monster, not a god! Why would anyone pray to such a vile creature? And what do you mean by "committing sacrilege against his name"?"

Annoyed, Inuyasha said, "She means, do something to piss him off!"

"Hmm... What would piss him off? I suppose destroying one of his temples or burning an effigy of him could do it." Sesshomaru seems to be considering it. "If he's a god of chaos, then surely any insult or outrage would bring him running... It could work."

Sango says, "We'll go find all idols of him and disfigure them!"

"A brilliant plan." Sesshomaru smirks smugly. "I approve. I doubt we would find more than a handful of temples dedicated to this God of Chaos, so they will be easy to find and destroy. If his temples have been recently desecrated, he should come running to us immediately."

Sango, Inuyasha, and Sesshomaru set ou for the nearest temple

At the temple. "Alright, we have arrived at the nearest temple. Now, how should we desecrate the idols? The more damage we do, the more likely it will attract the attention of that god."

They walk into the temple and collect all the idols of Sorun.

They gather all the idols in front of them and start smashing them. Some of them they step on, others they break apart by hand, throwing the pieces around the room. After they have completely destroyed all of the idols, they decide that it's time to leave and call out to the god. "If the god of chaos is really behind this, he will likely react to the desecration, right? So let us call him here now to face us so we may exact our revenge for his childish pranks on us! Sorun! Are you there, god of chaos? Come and face us!"

A lot of floating mirrors appear

"What... is happening?" Sesshomaru backs away from the mirrors, looking at them with both confusion and caution. The mirrors continue to appear. "What the hell are these?"

The mirrors reflect Inuyasha's face because Sesshomaru is in Inuyasha's body

"The mirrors are... showing the face of my brother... Why is the god doing this? Is this meant as an insult of some kind? What is happening? I've seen some weird stuff, but this is too strange to make sense!" Sesshomaru yells, "Sorun, show yourself! What are you doing?! Face us, you useless dark god!"

More bears appear out of thin air

Inuyasha and Sango prepare to fight the bears

"What's with all the damn bears?!" Sesshomaru says, more out of confusion than fear. The bears start coming towards them. "Alright... I guess this is my battle, too..." Sesshomaru draws his sword and gets ready to slice some bears. "Come at me! You will not win! I am Lord Sesshomaru!" Sesshomaru yells, swinging his sword as the bears get closer, slicing them in a large arc and turning them all to dust before they can get anywhere close to him or the others.

Suddenly, Inuyasha and Sesshomaru are back in their proper bodies

"What in blazes?! How did that happen? One minute we were fighting off mirrors and bears, and the next..." Sesshomaru looks around confused, seeing that he's back in his own body, looking down at himself. "I suppose that solves our mystery. So my guess was correct then. Sorun was behind this, in an attempt to cause chaos. A God of chaos, who takes pleasure in causing the misery of others... What a disgusting creature he is. He is the lowest of the low."

Inuyasha and Sango high-tail it out of there. They want nothing to do with either Sesshomaru or that damn Sorun

Sesshomaru glares as Inuyasha and Sango run off. He's obviously not happy with this outcome. "What a waste of my time. The god of chaos is nothing but a nuisance. Even if he is a god, it seems that Sorun is not someone that can be reasoned with. He simply causes trouble for the sake of causing trouble. I certainly will not be seeking him out. Hmph. Sorun..." Sesshomaru thinks over his name disgustedly, then walks off into the horizon, completely pissed off at the situation.

Finish