(They finally make it to the laboratory.)
Milla: This place looks so cool!
Lilac: It does!
Wade: So, what in this...[A note plays] lab is supposed to...[A note plays] get the reed...[A note plays] out my body?!
Neera Li: [Walks over to something big hiding underneath a sheet] BEHOLD! [Takes the sheet off, revealing a submarine]
Carol: (Sarcastically) Wow, a submarine. How useful. Let me guess, you're gonna use the submarine swim overseas to find a cure for getting the reed outta Mr. Grumpypants. That's sounds sooooo helpful.
Neera Li: I can assure you that is not what's it's used for. Let me you show you guys what this I can actually do with this thing. (She picks up a remote with a button on it and presses. Then, a large computer lowers down and displays an image that has Wade's general shape on it. The shape is on its side. His brain, lungs, heart, and stomach shown). So, the plan is to shrink the submarine and myself to microscopic size, navigate through his brain, down his throat, and extract the reed.
Lilac: That idea actually could work!
Milla: I agree!
Carol: NERD! [Lilac elbows her] OW!
Wade: Why don't you just shrink the reed so I can just spit it out?!
Neera Li: Well, I suppose I could do that...
Wade: Thank god.
Neera Li: There will be some consequences, including, but not limited to: Severe Burns In Throat, Nausea, Heavy Dizziness, Possible Blindness, Brain Damage, Risk Of Swallowing The Reed, which could lead to choking, Possible Seizure, and Death.
Wade: OK, let's go with the submarine idea.
(Wade is now in a white patients gown sitting on a chair)
Neera Li: Looks like we're all set! You ready to do this, Wade?
Wade: I'm not so sure about this. Are you sure this is even safe?!
Neera Li: Well, this was built yesterday, and no one has really tested it, but I can guarantee you that it's safe. Hey, what's that?
(Wade looks and Neera Li hits him over the head with her staff, knocking him out)
Lilac: Was that really necessary?
Neera Li: Well, it's not like he was gonna sit through without moving around.
Lilac: That's...actually a good point.
Carol: Soooooooo...what now?
Neera Li: Well, I have to run to get some supplies. I need you three to stand guard and make sure nothing happens to the submarine. Got it?
Carol: (Sarcastically) Aye-aye, captain.
Milla: (While saluting) MA'AM, YES, MA'AM! Sash Lilac, Carol Tea, and Milla Basset reporting for guard duty!
Neera Li: ...Please don't do that again.
Lilac: Don't worry, Lady Neera. We promise to keep the submarine safe.
Neera Li: You better. [Leaves]
(Cut to the girls standing in front of the submarine)
Carol: We've been standing here for 5 minutes. Where is she?!
Lilac: Carol, five minutes isn't that long. You're just impatient.
Milla: I'm sure she'll be back any minute now.
(10 minutes later)
Carol: It's been fifteen goddamn minutes since she left! This is starting to piss me off right about now!
Lilac: Now that you mention it, it has been a long time since she left. I wonder what's taking her so long.
Milla: Maybe there's a lot of stuff she needs to get, or maybe she stuck in the line, or maybe she's stuck in traffic.
Lilac: Those all do sound like possibilities. Guess we're gonna have to keep waiting.
(45 minutes later)
Carol: (Annoyed) It's been one hour. ONE. WHOLE. GODDAMN. FRICKING. HOUR! WHERE THE HELL IS SHE?!
Milla: (Worried) I'm starting to get worried. W-What if something bad happened?!
Lilac: Don't worry, Milla. Everything's gonna be OK.
Milla: R-Really?
Lilac: Yeah. Besides, even if Lady Neera was in a dangerous situation, we all know that she'll get out of it in no time!
Milla: Well, that is true.
Lilac: See? There's nothing to worry about.
Carol: I'm gettin' real sick and tired of waiting here while Ms. Nerdypants goes out and does what ever the hell she's doing! AND HOW THE HELL IS WADE STILL KNOCKED OUT!
Lilac: Look, Carol. I know that Lady Neera taking a bit longer than expected, but we just have to keep waiting and be patient.
Carol: I swear if I gotta see another time card and here that stupid narrator's voice, I'ma scratch the hell outta him.
2 hours late- (Hears door open) Oh, hey Carol. What's going on? (She starts walking towards me) W-Why are you getting so close to me? Why do you look so mad? Why are your claws out?! (Carol starts scratching and biting the hell outta me while yowling) AAH! STOP IT! CUT IT OUT MAN, THAT HURTS! (Carol continues to scratch and bite me) AH, JESUS CHRIST, BOTH YOUR BITES AND SCRATCHES HURT LIKE HELL! LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, I'll stop with the time card, OK?! It's been only like 1 minute so far. (She leaves) Holy fuck, this stings and hurts like crazy
Carol: Sorry about that. Just had to take care of a little business.
Lilac: OK?
Carol: And also, I have a little idea of mine to cure our boredom!
Milla: (Excited) Ooo, what is it?!
Carol: So, we go inside of the submarine-
Lilac: ABSOLUTELY NOT! I AM SHUTTING THAT IDEA DOWN 'CAUSE THAT IS NOT HAPPENING! WE ARE NOT GONNA DRIVE THE SUBMARINE WITHOUT LADY NEERA'S PERMISSION!
Carol: Nonononononononono, that's not the plan. What if we go inside the submarine, and guard it from the inside. That way, if tries to break in, they won't suspect a water dragon, a wildcat, and a puppy inside ready to kick their ass!
Lilac: Well...that does sound like a good idea.
Milla: Yeah, it does. They'll try to break in, but what they don't know is that three superheroes will be ready to kick their butt! It'll be so cool!
Lilac: Alright, fine Carol. We'll go with your idea, but please, just please don't touch anything inside!
Carol: I won't. I promise!
Lilac: You sure?!
Carol: Yep.
Lilac:...OK, if you say so. But how do we open the door?
Carol: Don't worry, I got it.
(Carol took some steps back and then charged at the submarine with her claws out, only to crash into it)
Carol: Ow.
Lilac: Did you really think that was actually gonna work?
Carol: (Falls from the door and gets back up) Nope, but it was worth a try.
(Suddenly, the door to the submarine opens. They look and see Milla holding a remote with a big red button)
Milla: All we needed to do was press this button, and it opens the door!
Carol: (Lying) O-Oh yeah! I...I knew that! I was just about to do that next!
Lilac: No you weren't.
Carol: Oh, shut up!
(The three walk inside the submarine)
