"Gordon says we're kinda stuck here…." Nova groaned, kicking up one of the lava rocks. "Stuck on this stupid lava planet…"

"Wait, I've got an idea!" Sam exclaimed. "Why don't we take the Desoto?"

"Deee-soh-toe?" Nova pondered. "What's that?"

"It's the vehicle I arrived in. Perfectly capable for space-travel." Sam replied.

And with that, Sam, Nova and Gordon all piled into the Desoto as Sam activated the rockets in the engine. The spaceship became completely melted, much to the chagrin of Gordon, but Nova assured that if they rigged the local casino, they could win back enough money to buy a bigger one. The car took off like a comet, but it was not long before the three anthropomorphic animals began to run into some trouble yet again.

"SWEET HIPPIES PAINTED PINK BY A BUSLOAD OF FASCISTS WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN DECENCY!!" Sam hollered at the sight of what lay directly before he and the two lagomorphs.

Sam was correct to have exclaimed that in total surprise. Directly in front of the Desoto was a massive black hole, ever-growing, ever-increasing in size as it slowly sucked multiple stars, galaxies, and nebulas into its dark, potentially endless void. It scared Sam, and it greatly scared Nova and Gordon as well.

"I have to drive through THAT?!!!" Sam turned to face Nova and Gordon, who immediately nodded and fastened his seatbelt extra tightly.

"No, this is the correct way, we can assure you!" Nova replied to Sam. "Just keep drivin'!"

Going into a black hole is quite an odd case.

No one has really ever lived to report on what it's like.

In Sam's case, it was a barrage of contradictions—the black hole felt warm and cold, dry and wet, dark and light, all at the exact same time without any real explanation.

"JUMPIN' BUZZ ALDRIN'S LUCKY LEFT SOCK!!" Sam exclaimed, his voice echoing throughout the confines of the cosmos.

Sam, Nova and Gordon then noticed that the world was now very rapidly changing around them as they got deeper and deeper into the black hole.

"WHAT IS—" Sam briefly paused to exclaim before immediately turning into a toaster, then he grew a duck head. "EVEN—"

Sam couldn't speak for a brief second since he seemed to glitch out of existence, then turned into a highly muscular version of himself, along with Gordon shrinking to his former size.

"—HAPPENING?!" Sam bellowed in a Schwarzenegger-like tone of voice.

"DUE TO ZERE BEINK LESS MATTAH, ZE BLACK HOLE EES—" A muscular Nova briefly exclaimed in a Schwarzenegger-like voice as well before she and Gordon became children. "Morphin' our bodies to an indescwibabub…a…a weally bad degwee!" She chirped in her child-like tone before turning back to her adult self…and her skin ripped off her face.

"HOLY HYPERSONIC KILLER ROBOTS IN A SOLAR ECLIPSE!" Sam exclaimed, having become a live-action dog in a suit all of a sudden. Gordon could barely move since he'd become a stone statue. "What do we do?" He turned into a flower with his head instead of a center.

"I'LL PRESS THE HYPERDRIVE!" Nova bellowed in a very heavy voice, having now become inflated. "WE GOTTA SPEED THROUGH!"

She began to slowly roll, then grew tired immediately, causing a Sam with a giant hand to push herself closer. Nova was able to slam the hyperdrive button right as she grew a comically-large behind and Sam became inflated, and Gordon merely became a houseplant.

"PERFECT!" Nova pressed the button. "HANG ONNNNN!!"

The force of the hyperdrive caused Nova and Gordon to fly against the wall along with Sam. Due to the fact that Nova now had an oversized butt, she immediately pinned Sam to the wall.

"—EEEEK!" Sam exclaimed in terror, having been transformed into a thin, blonde woman (or rather, a stereotypical 50's version with a pearl necklace in a dress).

A blinding white light was all that the three anthropomorphic animals could now see. They continued to transform more and more into millions and millions of different multi-dimensional versions of themselves, the light getting brighter and brighter until—

"--Looks like we're here!" Nova happily exclaimed.

"Ugh..." Sam groaned, rubbing the side of his head. "Holy...Abraham Lincoln's Hat..."

Lagomorphus-9 was a huge, white planet, with massive ears. Sam was utterly stunned to find that the whole thing resembled a giant version of Max's head, teeth, eyes and all.