(Inside of Wade's body, the three girls are in the submarine, with Lilac piloting it, Carol just sitting around, and Milla watching the TV)
Lilac: Does anyone know where we are right now?
Carol: I dunno, but this place looks disgusting and weird! Hey, you think you can turn off the lights in here so it's more relaxing?
Lilac: I could, but I don't really know how to- [She spots a button that turns the submarine lights off] Oh, nevermind. I found a button. [She presses it and the lights turn off, but there's still some light from the inside of Wade's body]
Carol: (Relaxed) Aaaaaaaaaaah, now this is more like it. I just feel like falling asleep right about- [Falls asleep]
Lilac: Wow, that was quick.
Neera Li: (Over speaker) Girls? Girls, can you hear me?!
Carol: [Gets frightened awake] WHU?! What's going on?!
Lilac: Um, we can hear you, Lady Neera.
Milla: So can I!
Carol: Scary lady's in there?! Don't worry, I'll save you! [She takes out a random ax and was about to hit the control panel, but Lilac stops her]
Lilac: Carol, chill! She's not actually in the speaker, she's speaking to us through the speaker.
Carol: Oh.
Lilac: [To Neera] So, where are we?
Neera Li: (Speaking into a speaker) You're in the swan guy's body, which was supposed to be my job, but none of you imbeciles even try to follow the simplest instruction!
Lilac: Just sayin', it's Carol's fault for touching buttons.
Carol: Hey!
Milla: Don't worry, Lady Neera! We know exactly what we're doing, so everything will be a-ok!
Carol: [To Lilac] Lilac, you do realize you've never driven before, right?
(Wade screams in horror upon hearing this)
Lilac: Nobody panic! I have been practicing for a bit, and I'm actually pretty good! We got this.
Neera Li: *Sighs* If you say so. Just to let you know, this is approximately 17 times harder to drive than an average vehicle. So just take it easy and don't rush!
Lilac: Take it easy and don't rush. Got it!
Wade: (Pushes Neera Li aside and talks into the speaker) AND I SWEAR IF YOU GUYS KILL ME, I'LL HAUNT YOU ALL FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFES!
Carol: Yeesh, take it easy! We'll be fine, dude.
Neera Li: Get back in the seat.
Wade: Fine. [Goes back to seat]
(Lilac continues driving the submarine around Wade's body)
Carol: I'm bored.
Lilac: Just go back to sleep.
Carol: But, I'm not tired!
Lilac: Then, watch TV with Milla!
Carol: But Milla's just watching nothing but little kids shows, and it's kinda lame.
Milla: Come on, Carol! The power of cuteness, friendship, teamwork, hugs, rainbows, and kisses in this show aren't lame.
Carol: See? Lame.
Milla: Awwww...
Lilac: Carol, I don't care how bored you are, you're gonna have to sit through the boredom.
Carol: ...Can I drive the submarine?
Lilac: NO!
Carol: Come on, Lilac! Please?!
Lilac: No!
Carol: That's not fair! [Pouts with her arms crosses] Travis would let me drive his submarine anytime I want without being annoying about it!
Lilac: THEN GO LIVE WITH TRAVIS! I HAVE DONE TO MUCH FOR YOU IN THIS HOUSEHOLD FOR YOU TO- No, what the hell I'm saying?! Carol, the answer is no!
Carol: Alright, fine! I'll stop bothering yo- (Lies) OH MY GOSH, MILLA'S LOST IN THE SUBMARINE!
Lilac: (Gets up from the seat panicked) MILLA?!
Milla: Lilac, I'm right here.
Lilac: Wait a minute-
(While Lilac was away from the seat, Carol slides in and takes control of the submarine)
Carol: SUCKAAAA!
Lilac: CAROL! WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU?!
Carol: HAHA! I'm in control of the ship now! [She pushes the gas pedal to the floor making the submarine go as fast as it can. Lilac and Milla are screaming and hugging each other as the submarine heads towards the brain, hitting Wade's nasal cavity.]
Wade: So, how's it going, panda lady?
Neera Li: First off, my name is Neera Li! Second, everything appears to be fine. Looks like they've hit your nasal cavity, but they appear to not be moving. [Into the speaker] Girls, what's happening?!
Milla: Well, due to the sheer foolhardy driving of our feline friend, we appear to be lodged in the swan's cerebrum without any methods of break free.
Neera Li: ...Wha?
Lilac: What she basically said, was that because of Carol's reckless driving, we're stuck on Wade's brain and we can't get out. [To Milla] Milla, how the heck do you know so many big words?
Milla: (Giggles) I've been practicing.
Carol: Come on, it's not entirely my fault.
Lilac: YES IT WAS! You tricked me saying that Milla was lost somewhere on the submarine knowing damn well she was still in her seat, and as soon as I got up, you just came and took control for no reason!
Carol: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...sorry?
Lilac: *Sighs* Anyone has any ideas on how we can get outta here?
Carol: I got one! I'll drive the submarine-
Lilac: YOU ARE NOT TOUCHING THE DAMN SUBMARINE!
Carol: Oh man.
Lilac: Milla, do you have any ideas?
Milla: Well, I do have one suggestion.
Lilac: What is it?
Milla: Based on what I've been studying, if we are able to put Wade into an indignation, it'll cause the cerebrum to convulse, resulting in our freedom.
Lilac and Carol: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...
Milla: Basically, if Wade gets mad, his brain will shake, thus allowing us to break free.
Carol: Milla, can you stop talking like a nerd? It's hurting my brain!
Milla: Sorry.
Lilac: (Into intercom) Lady Neera, can you hear me?
Neera Li: Yes, I can hear you. What is it?
Lilac: We've got an idea on how to get off Wade's brain.
Neera Li: What's the plan?
Lilac: Is it OK if I whisper it to you?
Neera Li: That seems a bit weird, but no matter. [Puts her ear close to the microphone] I'm listening.
(Lilac whispers the plan to Neera. After a couple of seconds of explaining, Neera seems to understand)
Neera Li: Well, if you're certain this'll work, then I guess I'll do it.
(Neera walks over to Wade)
Neera Li: Hey Dade, I have a question to ask you.
Wade: It's Wade, and go ahead.
Neera Li: What's something that pisses you off.
Wade: Well, probably those girls. They're always annoying me, especially the cat and the dog, they cause trouble every single time, they make my life hell, THEY JUST MADE ME SWALLOW MY REED AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE THEY WERE ACTUALLY SORRY! [He screams in pure anger, causing his brain to rattle, thus freeing the submarine]
Milla: Yay, it worked.
Carol: Hell yeah it did! [Gets back into the driver's seat] Now let's get outta here!
Milla: Hey, I wanna drive!
Carol: No way! I'm driving this thing!
Milla: No, [Grabs the control] I'm driving it!
Carol: No, [Grabs the control] I'm driving it!
(The two then get into a fight cloud over the controls. While fighting, The submarine hits the side of Wade's interior cranium and then hits his brain and this repeats for a while. Wade's eyes become out of control.)
Wade: I can't control my eyeballs!
Neera Li: Don't worry, it's temporary. Now, just sign this! [She takes out a waiver and he signs it]
Wade:Okay, now what is this?
Neera Li: Oh, it's just your autograph for when you're, uhh... famous.
Wade: Oh, of course. I've got[He takes out images of him wearing a sweater and a black jacket, holding a pipe.] head shots, you know.
Neera Li: OK?
(Suddenly, Wade's wing gets out of control and drops the control)
Wade: What the... [He his himself in the face] Ahh!
Neera Li: A-Are you OK?
(Wade chokes himself, then punches Neera, knocking her back. His wings starts freaking out and his eyes become out of control again)
Wade: WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?!
Neera Li: I don't know! [Goes over to the microphone and speaks into it] Hey, what's going on in there?!
(Inside the submarine, Milla and Carol are still in a fight cloud and Lilac seems nonchalant)
Lilac: *Sighs* The girls are fighting over the controls.
Neera Li: Well, get them to stop! You're damaging Wade's brain here!
Lilac: I've tried multiple times to get them to stop fighting but doing so has either gotten me scratched by Carol or bitten by Milla! Nothing I say or do is stopping them!
Neera Li: Oh god.
Wade: Why is this happening to me?!
Neera Li: They're hitting your central nervous system!
Wade: What...[Punches himself] does...[Punches himself] that... [Punches himself] mean?! [Punches himself]
Neera Li: It means you're not in control of your actions whatsover. [Turns around] I knew I shouldn't have trusted those three.
[Wade punches her in the back of her head]
Neera Li: Hey, what was that for?!
Wade: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not in control of my own actions, remember?
Neera Li: Ugh!
(Inside the submarine, Carol and Milla are still fighting over the controls while Lilac tries to break them up)
Lilac: Alright girls, that's enough!
(The two are still fighting)
Lilac: I said that's enough! Knock it off, right now!
(The two continue to fight, ignoring Lilac's words. This grows Lilac even more annoyed and upset than she was earlier.)
Lilac: I. Said. ENOUGH!
(Upon hearing that, the two quickly stop fighting)
Lilac: Now, are you two gonna behave from now on?!
Milla: Of course, Lilac! [Hugs Carol] I'm sorry, Carol!
Carol: It's fine. [The hugging stops]
Lilac: Now everyone sit down in your seats and let a real professional drive this thing.
(Lilac tries to fly the submarine, but it just stops in mid-air)
Lilac: Huh? What's going on?
Milla: I think it's out of gas.
Carol: How do you know that?
Milla: (Points to tank meter) The tank meter looks pretty low.
Carol: DON'T THESE GUYS KNOW HOW TO FILL A DAMN SUBMARINE?! It is not that hard!
Lilac: But how the heck are we gonna get out of here?!
Carol: Hold up. I think I've got an idea.
Lilac: What is it?
Carol: First, move out of the way.
Lilac: No, you gotta tell me the plan!
Carol: *Groans* Fine! My plan is to step on one of the pedals super so it's able to move.
Lilac: You sure that idea will actually work?
Carol: Of course it will. I've done this on my motorcycle before and most of the time, it works.
Lilac: Hmmmmm...Well, if you say so.
(Carol moves out of the way for Lilac, so she can get through. Carol sits down in the pilot's seat and slams on the reserve pedal, and accidentally reserves into Wade's brain stem, which causes the submarine to bounce off it and go flying. Wade is now spinning the chair and spazzing out and the submarine makes it way through the stomach. The submarine lands in stomach acid)
Lilac: So much for your great idea, Carol.
Carol: I honestly thought that would work. Where even are we?
Milla: Well, judging by the horrible smell and environment of this place, we seem to be in his stomach.
Carol: Alright, so let's fly this thing outta here!
Lilac: The submarine's out of gas, remember.
Carol: Oh yeah.
Milla: Guys, look! [She spots a skeleton of a whole fish]
Carol: Woah, a whole fish?!
Lilac: How did he even manage to eat thar whole thing in one sitting?
Carol: We will never know.
Milla: Ooo, and I also see [Spots a toothbrush] a...toothbrush?
Carol: He ate a whole toothbrush?! What is wrong with this man?! Did he not choke or anything?!
Lilac: That is just plain weird.
Milla: And [Spots a stapler] A STAPLER?!
Carol: I'm sorry, A WHOLE FRICKING STAPLER?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Lilac: How did he even fit that in his mouth?!
Carol: I have zero idea, but I just don't wanna get into too much depth on what this man eats? Seriously, what's next?! A flower pot?! [They see a flower pot in the pool of acid] I spoke too soon.
Lilac: I'm curious. What's this green liquid we're in right now?
Milla: It's his stomach acid.
Lilac and Carol: STOMACH ACID?!
(The submarine is slowly being dissolved by the acid)
Lilac: (Into intercom) Lady Neera, we got a serious problem on our hands!
Neera Li: I know! You guys are sinking in stomach acid!
Lilac: Do you have any suggestions on how to escape?!
Neera Li: I don't, but you guys are gonna have to come up with something on your own, and fast! The stomach acid levels are too high!
Lilac: Are you sure there isn't anything you can do to help?!
Neera Li: Well, the best I can tell you to do is empty the reverse tanks! Hopefully you know what you're doing!
Lilac: I'm not completely sure what to do, but I can try my absolute best!
(Lilac turns around to the reserve fuel tanks, but is shocked to see Carol tearing them open with her claws)
Carol: Don't worry, Lilac! Reserve tanks are empty!
Lilac: Carol, that's not how you empty a reserve tank!
Carol: Really? That means I didn't do a good job, huh?
Lilac: Yeah, you're right!
Carol: Oops.
Milla: What do we do?!
Lilac: I-I don't know, Milla! I'm trying to figure that out!
Neera Li: You guys! According to the chart, it's only a straight shot up the stomach to the esophagus where the reed is! You can complete your mission if we can just access an alternative fuel. Like natural gas.
Lilac: Natural Gas?
Carol: [As she finishes a soda] She means this. [She burps loudly]
Wade: Quit burping inside me! That's disgusting!
Neera Li: Now wait a minute, Lade. I think they're on to something. If you can make a big enough burp...
Carol: We can filter the CO2 through our ballast tanks, refire the engines, and ride the shock wave out of here!
Neera Li: That's...actually a pretty good idea! We're going with it!
Lilac: Nice idea, Carol!
Milla: Yay, Carol!
Carol: (Proudly) I knew my genius was gonna come in handy some day!
(Wade is drinking a bottle of soda. After some more soda, he sets the glasses down)
Neera Li: You ready?
Wade: ...I guess.
Neera Li: Good. Now hurry up and burp! Lives are on the line here!
(Wade tries to burp while the girls are still sinking)
Carol: Um, I don't think it should take this long to burp already!
Lilac: Carol, big burps don't just come put all that easily.
Carol: (Panicked) B-But what if he never does it?! What if we just dissolve in the acid with no chance of living?!
(As Carol continues to list a bunch of scary possibilities for if they don't escape in time, Milla starts whining in fear as she hides under the control panel)
Lilac: Carol, chill out with those possibilities. You're scaring Milla.
Carol: This is getting to scary for me! [She jumps onto Lilac and digs her claws into her skin, but she does it way harder than last time]
Lilac: [In pain] AH! Carol, knock that off! It hurts!
(Carol doesn't listen and continues digging her claws into Lilac's skin as hard as she could. Lilac said in her mind "Wade better hurry up and burp, 'cause I don't know how long I can bare Carol's claws digging deep into my skin" Finally, Wade burped loudly.
A bubble forms below the submarine and engulfs the submarine causing the reserve gas levels rise to maximum)
Milla: (Excited) GUYS, IT'S WORKIKG!
Carol: [Gets off Lilac] REALLY?!
Lilac: Yes! Now we can get the hell outta here!
(Lilac runs over to the controls and flys the ships towards Wade's esophagus)
Neera Li: They're heading up the esophagus! [Sniffs the air] Phew, what have you been eating?!
Wade: Morons! Three of them to be exact!
(The submarine crashes into Wade's throat where the reed is)
Lilac: Lilac to Neera. We've reached the reed.
(All three girls step outta the submarine)
Neera Li: Okay, you guys gonna to have to go out and dislodge it somehow.
Lilac: Got it!
(Lilac dragon boosts towards the reed, but nothing happens. Carol tries to tear through it with her claws, but nothing happened. Milla performs a Super Shield Bursts on the reed, but still, nothinh happened This went on for 2 hours, and yet, the reed is still intact while the girls are panting from exhaustion)
Milla: We've been doing this for two hours, and, nothing's change. What if Wade's stuck this forever?! He'll have a reed lodged in his throat and it's all our fault! [Sobs]
Lilac: [Rubs Milla's back] Don't cry, Milla. We'll find a way to dislodge the reed. We just need to figure out what to do.
Carol: (Gets an idea) We do what we were born to do! DANCE!
Lilac and Milla: Huh?
Carol: Remember we were spinning earlier?
Lilac: *Gasps* You're right! That could actually work! Carol, where are you getting these ideas from?
Carol: Oh nowhere. Just my brain where I can make up good and cool ideas.
(The three girls all jumps up in the air and do their spins; Lilac does her Dragon Cyclone, Carol does her Whirlpool, and Milla uses her Reverse Whirlpool. The combined spins are enough to cut the reed in half, causing Wade to cough it up)
Carol: AW YEAH, WE DID IT!
Lilac: DANG RIGHT WE DID!
Milla: It's like I've said before. We're pretty strong as a team!
Lilac: Right you are, Milla!
(They head back to the submarine)
Neera Li: Mission Complete, girls! Now all you need to do is-
(Wade pushes Neera out of the way and speaks into the microphone)
Wade: Get the hell outta my body! GO!
Carol: Um, Lilac?
Lilac: Yeah, Carol?
Carol: I know you might say no, but can I pretty please drive the submarine outta here?
Lilac: Hmmmmmmmmmmm... Well, you did give us solutions on how to escape Wade's stomach and dislodge the reed from his throat, so I guess you can.
Carol: YES!
(Lilac lets Carol takes the control, but the first thing she does is press a big yellow but that says "Grow". A warning light starts)
Lilac: Goddamnit, Carol! Why did you have to press another button?!
Carol: What?! I just pressed the Grow button, like he said!
Lilac: No, NO! He said GO, now GROW!
Carol: He did?
Lilac and Milla: YES!
Carol:...Uh-oh.