Sam and Nova came to at pretty much the same time.
Sam panted and gazed down, he'd been stripped to his underwear and was now, oddly enough, within a very warm room, complete with a fireplace. The room itself was within an ice cavern, and his and Nova's clothing had been neatly folded to the side of the beds (covered with thick furs) they'd been placed in.
"Where the hell are we?" Sam asked, feeling far too tired to say a full non-sequitur.
"I'm not sure..." Nova spoke, rubbing her eyes. "But it's oddly warm...perhaps we're close to death's embrace..."
"Look," a blue-skinned lagomorph called. "They're waking up!"
Suddenly, hundreds more lagomorph aliens appeared, the lot of them wearing furs over their bodies and necklaces made from the teeth of some animal. Sam and Nova were both incredibly shocked to see these creatures--especially since they looked mostly like Max, aside from the aforementioned furs and blue fur.
"What are you, exactly?" Sam asked one of the lagomorphs.
"We, my dear earthican, are the ICE LAGOMORPHS!" The lead rabbit exclaimed.
"Long ago our ancestors were exiled here by that horrid Lord Lapin, but we've multiplied like…like some kind of rabbity-thing!" A female spoke, holding her hands aloft, her left one clutching a spear. "Though it can get pretty f'in' cold, our kind managed to thrive and create our own society beneath the great ice!"
"Amazing, so you're like a sub-species of the lagomorphs from that planet?" Sam asked, sitting up.
"Sub-species NOTHING!" A taller, male lagomorph spoke, entering the area holding a spear in his left hand. He appeared to be the ruler of the planet.
"Who're you?" Sam asked. "I'm Sam and this is Nova."
"I, am Aspen, and I am the leader of the ice lagomorphs." Aspen spoke. "If anything, the lagomorphs on our home world are the subspecies. We're FAR more evolved than them."
"Although, your species might add some much-needed diversity to our gene pool…" another ice lagomorph added.
"Look, fellas, we'd love to stay, but my little buddy's out there and we need to find some way to save him from Lord Lagomorph." Sam explained.
"Well, we could help you!" Aspen spoke, pressing a button on the side of the cavern.
A huge garage door opened to reveal a whole fleet of vehicles, rockets and weapons. This arsenal appeared to be entirely repurposed from previously-used Lagomorphus-9 technology Sam had seen on the opposing planet.
"JUMPIN' JESSE JAMES' TRIGGER FINGER AT THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT!" Sam exclaimed in disbelief. "You guys are way more technologically advanced than we thought for a civilization living on an ice planet!"
"What, you thought we only hunted star-mammoths all the time?" Aspen shrugged, putting his spear against the wall and grabbing a laser gun from the rack of weaponry. "We've been waitin' forever to take on those imbeciles. Let's SUIT UP!"