got back into the show recently, and decided to do this. chances are I wrote something for this ages ago, but motivation left and the draft was removed automatically. why do they even put that there? anyway, it's about Randy and Theresa, obviously. you guys know me. rated for possible language. I do not own the show, but if I did, we would've seen them actually get together instead of the endless shipteases.

It was another day in Norsville, and Randy was in the bathroom, or his body was. His brain on the other hand was in the ninja nomicon. He was jumping and kicking, sparring against a kappa drawing. And after some floundering, he beat it, and sighed in exhaustion.

"Man, Nomicon, I come to you for advice, and I fight a weird turtle-duck thing? What the juice?"

A NINJA MUST HAVE THE COURAGE TO FACE ALL BATTLES, NO MATTER THE BATTLEFIELD

"Yeah, but I'm not fighting a battle! Argh, why did I expect you could help me with this? You're a book on ancient ninja wisdom! Sorry for bothering you with this stuff, nomicon. Though I guess that thing will come in handy later. No matter little the advice you give me makes sense, somehow it always helps me in the end." A ninja doodle bowed in appreciation as Randy bowed back, only to get an uppercut. "NOT COOL, NOMICON!"

Randy woke up and walked out of the bathroom to look up at the sign. It was for Norsville's Spring Fling. Normally, he and Howard would skip it for Gravepuncher, but Principal Slimovits said attendance was mandatory. Besides part of him wanted to go with someone, and that someone was Theresa Fowler. She smelled like rainbows(like anyone understood what that meant), was cute, funny, passionate, and when about 40% of the time, she could put her foot down. Unfortunately, he was scared to ask her out.

"How is it I fight monsters, robots, monster-robots and robot-monsters, and still can't ask out a girl?" Randy said.

"What's the difference between a monster-robot and a robot-monster?" Howard asked.

"Nothing, I think. I'm just so..."

"Well, you like Theresa, so... JUST ASK HER OUT ALREADY!"

"Wow. You are surprisingly okay with this."

"Okay with a girl taking away my best friend? Not really okay with it, but the sooner you get over it, the better. In fact, I quadruple dog dare you to ask out Theresa next time you see her, and if you can't, you have to let me fart into your ninja mask and can't wash it for a week."

"What? Oh, fine! You watch, I'm gonna ask out Theresa the next time I see her, and then you have to ask out Debbie Kang."

"You'll never ask her out, so deal!"

"Alright, I'm gonna ask Theresa Fowler out next time I see her." He noticed Howard smirking. "Why are you smiling like...? She's behind me isn't she?"

"Yep."

"Oh man. I'm not mentally prepared. Okay, long as I don't turn around, I should be-"

"Hey, Randy, hey, Howard," Theresa said.

Now Randy had to look at her, and she looked amazing as aways. Her baton team uniform hugging her figure, which was modest but still nice for a freshman. She was with her best friend Debbie Kang.

"Hey, Theresa, Debbie Kang. Well, I'll just be-" He heard someone clear their throat and knew it was Howard.

"Hey, Randy/Theresa," they said simultaneously before laughing. "Okay, you first. No, you. No-"

"Oh, for the love of cheese, just stop. Randy, go."

"Right. So, uh, Theresa, are you... doing anything... this weekend?"

"Uh, no, I don't think so."

"Oh, cool, coolcoolcool. So I was wondering, if maybe you wanted to go to the Spring Fling. With me that is."

"Oh, yeah, sounds... sounds great," Theresa said as she blushed and twirled her baton nervously.

Howard could not believe Randy actually asked Theresa out, and was reminded of something when Randy smirked over his shoulder.

"Oh, you have got to be kidding me." Howard approached Debbie Kang, and spoke plainly. "So, wanna go to the Spring Fling with me?"

"No."

"Oh, cool so I'll- Wait, what?"

"No, I don't want to go to the Spring Fling with you."

"Wha- I- I've never been so humiliated in my life!"

"What about when you and Randy showed up to that basketball game in underwear and paint?"

"Oh, you just had to bring that up! I am not giving up!"

"Well, I got baton practice. See you Friday, Randy!"

"See ya!" Randy said as he was on cloud nine. "Wow, I did it."

"I can't believe Debbie Kang said no to this. Oh, she will say yes. She will."

"You know all you had to do was ask her, right?" Randy said, but Howard wasn't listening. "I better go get my tux, and-" Suddenly a robot appeared. "Looks like it's Ninja O'clock!"

"You really need new material."

However, like many things in Randy's life, things would not go as smoothly as he would like at the Spring Fling.

so how do you like that? sorry it's weird, but I just got back into it the other day, and I haven't written much lately. having trouble getting inspired.