Prologue the Vestibule
It was a rainy day inside a graveyard the boy named Ghost there. Ghost is a 15 year old boy. He wears a black jacket and pants. He is light skinned, black hair, and purple eyed. He was walking over to a nun and Enzo he noticed Enzo peeing on a grave stone "Oh dude that's gross." Ghost said.
"It looks like Humpty Dumpty's taken his last fall." Enzo said.
He zipped up his pants and Ghost rolled his eyes. "Even old Eggman the Destroyer get scrambled in the end, right?" Enzo asked.
"Right." Ghost said.
"You know, I still don't get why the hell you drag me out here for these things. I just drop off the merchandise." Enzo said to a nun.
"Hey, bet you can't guess what today is?" Enzo asked.
The nun didn't respond. "Readin' the good lord's book ain't gonna do much. People been waiting for this asshole to get whacked for ages." Enzo commented on a coffin.
"And I was in jail once before and some people still want to see me dead." Ghost said.
"Hell, look around. There's no love lost for old Humpty Dumpty. But you gotta keep the outfit happy. We don't take care of him, they take care of us and I prefer my shoes made out of rubber, not concrete." Enzo said.
"But hey it's that kinda town." Enzo said.
"Which reminds me I'm not sure if we live in some random big city or New York City." Ghost said.
"Without good hearted souls like us to put these bastards six feet under, where'd society be?" Enzo asked.
"Without good hearted dudes like me putting you down the world might be better off." Ghost said to Enzo.
"Hey!" Enzo said.
"Jesus, you really get into this shit, dontcha? If were me, I'd be praying he ends up barbecue… Or at least sunny side up!" Enzo said.
He began laughing a bit "Oh my gosh." Ghost said, annoyed.
"You can keep praying but the only way this guy's meeting the Lord is if God's hungry for breakfast!" Enzo said.
He laughed but still gotten nothing from the nun. "Speaking of hungry, we done here?" Enzo asked.
"My kids are baking me a birthday cake tonight. Cute little fu kers, I'll what ya what." Enzo said.
"Something tells me you don't like your kids if you're calling 'em that." Ghost said.
"Well then, adios!" Enzo said to the coffin.
He threw his cigarette onto the coffin. He began walking away when a bright light took the sky. "What the f $k!? They're here!? For this douchebag!?" Enzo asked.
He couldn't see as the light was too bright "I hate this damn light! I can't see a thing!" Enzo said.
Ghost for some reason wasn't bothered by the light "But they're there… Ain't they!? You hearin' me!? You can see them, can't you!?" Enzo asked.
"I see them. They are instruments of God, descending upon his heavenly rays to Earth." the nun said.
"Sometimes it's hard if this is part of the contract or just your job." Ghost said.
"Oh… My… God…" Enzo said.
"Dear Lord, grant us guidance and keep safe the souls of our loved ones for all eternity." the nun said.
She raised her right arm into the air and made a circle she jumped through it Ghost knew what was coming. The Angels Affinity appeared. The nun soon started beat the crap out of them "You look tired, let me tuck you in." she said.
"Let's do this." Ghost said.
He checked his pockets "Aw crap I forgot my guns. Guess we're doing this the old fashion way two fist and a big boy." Ghost said.
Enzo couldn't see anything going on "Oh shit! C'mon! It's my frickin' birthday!" Enzo said.
"Shut up Enzo!" Ghost said.
The nun grabbed an angel and began swinging him around like a ragdoll. Enzo took cover "I didn't mean all that Humpty Dumty shit, I swear!" Enzo said.
The coffin exploded and it showed the man Rodin "Next time you wanna lay hands on me, you better make sure I'm dead." Rodin said to the angels.
"I didn't think you were here!" Ghost said.
"Now move out the way." Angel said to the angels.
They were fearful of him "GO!" he said.
"Ro-Ro-Rodin?" Enzo asked.
"If it ain't my good buddy, Enzo. how bout you get outta here?" Rodin said.
Rodin was smoking "You die, and I'm gonna have to go back in that hole chasin' after the money you owe me." Rodin said to Enzo.
Ghost and the nun kept beating up angels "Do you naughty little angels deserve a good spanking?" the nun asked.
She grabbed a whole ground of them and crushed their heads "Beautiful." Rodin said.
The nun's clothing was torn to shreds by the nuns "Hit it!" Ghost said.
The nun became the umbra witch Bayonetta.
She was given four handguns two for her heels and two for her hands "Bayonetta!" Rodin said.
He handed her the handguns "Mind handing me some?" Ghost asked.
Rodin gave Ghost two handguns "Let's dance!" Ghost said.
"Now this is cheeky, throwing me these cheap toys!" Bayonetta said.
"We need better guns." Ghost said.
Bayonetta and Ghost fought the angels together. Enzo still had no idea what was going on until he was grabbed by an angel "Hey! I'm not dead yet! You can't take me like this! It's against regulations, I tell ya!" Enzo said.
Ghost groaned in annoyance. Bayonetta and Ghost went after him Bayonetta landed onto Enzo's car breaking the window and hood "Damn it! Who did that!? I just bought the damn thing!" Enzo said.
"Haven't you figured it out yet!" there's no quarter for you in this world!" Bayonetta said.
Bayonetta and Ghost defeated the last of the angels "Rodin should be paying me for even touching these toys." Bayonetta said.
"I'm not sure who pays for who anymore." Ghost said.
Enzo was on the hood of the his car "You have any idea how much this is going to cost to fix!? How the f #k do I always get wrapped up in this shit? Enzo asked.
"Beats me." Ghost said.
Bayonetta turned the engines on "Engine still purrs nicely." she said.
"Now, bout this little thing you've been looking into for me, Enzo. Let's have a quick chat." Bayonetta said.
"See!" this is why I told you I was going home! I just held up in the air by some invisible… things… and you want an intelligence briefing!? It never stops with you." Enzo said.
"You keep bellyachin' like that and you're liable to wake Eggman from the dead. And I don't think either of you would like that." Rodin said.
"I'd put a bullet in his face." Ghost said.
"Catch you later, Bayonetta. Something tells me you're going to need a rush on our special project." Rodin said.
"Before crap hits the fan." Ghost said.
"Wait! Rodin! What about Eggman!?" Enzo asked.
"Such a popular chap. I bet they hate him down there as much as you did when he was up here. We just need to make sure he won't come crawling back when they kick him out." Bayonetta said.
"Nothing a flower bed can't fix. Fill 'er up." Rodin said.
He hands Enzo a shovel Bayonetta got in the car "You heard the name. Finish up in 5 minutes or you're walking home to your cake and candles." Bayonetta said.
"What!? Don't you leave me here!" Enzo begged.
In the city they were driving Ghost was in the back seat. "What a day! I'm screwed!" Enzo said.
He grabbed the rear view mirror and it broke "It's gonna take every cent I earned on this charade to pay for the damage… I tell you what, if I could see them bastards that did this to my car, fuggetaboutit!" Enzo said.
He was getting close into Bayonetta's face she put her hand on Enzo's face pointing him to driving "Enzo. The Road? Pay attention, dear." Bayonett said.
"How can you be so calm!? You're still getting screwed in all this, too! Of all the lowlife scum in too deep in this town, I've never seen one get wrapped up in a fight with god's messengers." Enzo said.
He wasn't paying attention he almost hit a truck but he turned missing it but the wheel popped off but he putted it back into the hole. "Dressed like a nun, too." he said.
"When you end up in the afterlife, that's not going to be pretty!" Enzo said.
"I can't help it if I like the little outfits. The toys are nice, too." Bayonetta said.
"20 years ago, you woke up stuck in a casket at the bottom of a lake. Only thing you can remember is that you're a witch." Ghost said.
"And 5 years ago I was on the run from cops and I ran into you and found out I'm a part of your little clan of witches." Ghost said.
"But now you're stuck, because you've gotta sacrifice our halo-wearing friends everyday or they'll drag you ass back down to hell. I know I thought I got screwed, but bein' forced to slap around the divine for a livin? That's really getting screwed!" Enzo said.
"If I needed a biographer, you wouldn't be my first choice. I see to the funeral, you get me the information I asked for. That was our deal." Bayonetta said.
"Come on now! Look at my poor car! I'm working for free after this. At least let me get a drink at Rodin's before you start drilling me." Enzo said.
"The info I got is good. It's gonna get you close to finding the other stone in the pair, and figuring out some of that lost past of yours. I swear." Enzo said.
Bayonetta got a flashback it was her in the casket, dead woman, a young woman holding a dead woman's body, and a girl in red.
"After jewels instead of cash! Just like a girl!" Enzo laughed.
Out of nowhere she grabbed Enzo's collar "Jesus! Can't you take a joke!?" Enzo asked.
She noticed something it was a bug planted onto Enzo "Enzo… Someone's given you a present. Too bad I can't stand bugs." Bayonetta said.
She noticed in the rear view mirror how a certain car was driving Enzo noticed something in the mirror "Huh? What the f%&k!?" he asked.
Ghost turned around "Oh boy." Ghost said.
Bayonetta got out of the car and slowed down time with a ability called Witch Time. Ghost was unaffected by it "Let's do this." Ghost said.
Behind them on the hull of the plane a hold came out and some began beating up the angels it was a woman in red Ghost simply whistled "You!?" Bayonetta asked.
"What's the matter, Bayonetta? All that sleeping made you soft?" the woman asked.
She dared Bayonetta to show her what she's got. The three fought the angels, Ghost continued to impress everyone as he skills almost rivals Bayonetta. The three still fought Bayonetta and the woman fought in almost dance-like style while Ghost did a more rock and roll style to fighting. The woman left and the others grabbed Enzo and his car.
"That girl…" Bayonetta said.
"She's a hottie." Ghost said.
Bayonetta had another flashback the same girl in red stabbing someone else.
At Rodin's place the Gates of Hell Ghost was mapping out the multiverse it is his favorite thing to do. "Those assholes sure know how to get attention. Even perked the ears of the hot heads down home." Rodin said.
"You don't say." Bayonetta said.
"It's getting harder and harder to tell the worlds apart." Rodin said.
He placed three bars in a triangle "Human world." he said.
"Inferno." he said, grabbing the second bar.
"Paradiso. Who can tell the difference?" Rodin asked.
"Even harder with Purgatori in the middle. Fight along enough in there and you'll really lose sight." she said.
"Why the sudden interest in metaphysics?" she asked.
"It's a balance, right? Even if some of them like messin' around with the humans, we've all got a stake in the status quo. But people keep f %kin' around like this, the Book of Revelations is gonna look like mother goose. Heaven and hell are going straight for each others throats." Rodin said.
He glared and he made a bar crack "Heaven and hell can tear each other to pieces for all I care. I've got my own problems to worry about." Bayonetta said.
"Something's up. Everything was a bit too brazen, and Enzo's tip makes the timing too perfect. This reeks of a set up." Rodin said.
"Someone in one of those lost memories calling you out." he said.
"I got a little present for you. These babies are special." Rodin said.
He had a tray covered. "Built from an allow the devil himself would kill to get his hands on." Rodin said.
"Don't break these, cuz they're one of a kind." Rodin said.
"Got any for me?" Ghost asked.
Rodin showed Ghost two pistols titled "Ghost's Reach"
Bayonetta takes the new guns "Calling me out? I don't go in for strange offers. Then again. I'm getting a little tired of these weaklings they keep throwing at me. Maybe I should aim for something a bit more… High class." Bayonetta said.
Bayonetta and Ghost leaves.