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Amanda the Adventurer by jpgamedesign on Steam and Computer Systems…
The Original South Park by Trey Parker and Matt Stone…
The Liamverse, Liam and Liaman by Liam97…
Kwazii Wolf and Katze Tapfer and their Hero forms by Kwazii Wolf…
The Superhero Franchise Expansion by Johnny Sanchez (Me)...
HUMAN Cameos of Plant Vs Zombies Heroes by Popcap and Electronic Arts…
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Presenting…
"Amanda in South Park (RP Reenactment)"
Roleplay Reenactment performed by Kwazii Wolf and Devil Johnny…
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Style: Full Literature, Soap Opera/Orchestra Cinematic Style
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[Story Begin]
Setting: South Park Border of Canada, Hippie's Meal Time; 2:09 AM.
RP Theme: Vampire Kwazii
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[Song Playing: Help Me! - POKÉMON: Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire]
Jimmy and Edd chased after Kwazii, ready with 4 cards each full of Garlic, collecting Mushroom Light to Power their Summons.
Jimmy and Edd loaded 2 more cards, respectively, with Jimmy's Tricarrotops and Aloeverasaurus and Edd's Apotatosaurus and Bananasaurus Rex.
Combining efforts, they found Kwazii feeding on a Hiker in a tent. Taking action, immediately, they quickly summoned their dinosaurs to surround the tent.
Kwazii heard the rustling of shuffling cards as she came out of the tent and tried hypnotizing Jimmy, but Edd opened a packet of Espresso Beans and fed one to Jimmy, waking him up.
[Sound Effect: Senzu Bean Crunching - Dragon Ball Z]
Just as Kwazii tried to get away, Edd charged all 8 Garlics to blow smoke at her, as they did. Kwazii, as a vampire, couldn't stand garlic and was almost like smelling the (Female) New Kid's Farts, and so, she vomited some blood that she took and fell to her knees.
Capitalizing off this moment, Edd quickly tied up Kwazii with rope.
[Song Playing: New Mauville, Mt Pyre, Shoal Cave - Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire]
"No! Let me go, Edd! I must feed on blood!" Kwazii hissed and shrieked like a bat.
Edd wags his finger in a circle so the Garlic surrounds her. Kwazii got anxious and tried loosening herself up. Edd steps on Kwazii's head and pins her to the ground so she couldn't bite anyone, and if she tried anything funny, one "Stomp City" was enough to end it.
"Now listen up, I don't want to do this either… But at least tell me how on earth you became a Vampire…" Edd ordered.
"I… was bitten by a bat with rabies… and since then, I've been feeding at night…" Kwazii prepared for the worst.
Edd looked over at Jimmy. "Alright Jimmy, bring 'The Sauce'.."
"The… Sauce…" asked Kwazii fearing for the worst.
Jimmy nodded as he unpacked a packet of blood.
This was the blood of the deceased Elvis Presley, modified out of one cell, cloned to be a juice packet for the vamp girl.
Jimmy walked over with his arm crutches as Edd let Kwazii bite into it as she began drinking it.
"Where is the bat, now?" Asked Edd.
"I got bit in Germany…" Kwazii replied. "Who knows where the bat is at…"
Kwazii keeps drinking the blood as Jimmy and Edd hear noises from the forest behind them.
From the woods, out came a Dark 14 Foot Tall skinny creature that had dozens of eyeballs on her head. Edd and Jimmy could tell the female apart because she has a hairdo of an African American Female; Pompoms, Mickey Mouse Ear Style. The creature had very long arms and extremely flexible bent legs like that of a demon bird. She also had long claws on her hands and feet like if they're made so their victim doesn't escape, and it didn't help to see her mouth, jaw, and teeth shapes look like they're made to decapitate without the hope of her victim coming out alive.
Kwazii shivered in fear as Edd's appetite slowly vanished, meaning he can't eat burritos to heal anymore.
Jimmy was intimidated by this too, BUT, he could identify who this was…
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And then it struck him…
"Nicole..? Nicole Daniels..? Tolkien's Girl..?! Is that you?!" Asked Jimmy, without giving away fear.
The creature opened her mouth and out came a voice of a cute girl…
"Oh, hi guys! What brings you here out into the woods?" Asked the Creature… THIS IS NICOLE!
[Music Playing: Have a Nice Talk - Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story/RPG4]
"HOT DAMN!" Edd leaped. "Where did you get that form?! I always thought South Park Girls were monsters, not literal ones that come out of a Sesame Street, Suicide Mouse Sesame Workshop…"
"Oh, didn't you know? Me and a close friend have these powers now! It may hurt for the first time, but I eventually got used to them. And playing Superheroes with this body is fun!" Nicole replied.
"Ew! I wonder how we gonna fit your origin story in Coonstagram…" Edd wondered.
Kwazii couldn't believe the girl who was shut down from her Origin Story from Fractured But Whole, just got deadlier. Though she wondered how Tolkien would react to this…
Truth is, he knows. However, whenever Nicole gets hungry, it is hard to eat Tolkien when his Superhero form consists of unbreakable plastic and is like biting into a Plastic Walnut, not to mention Tolkien never ticked her off, however, it was to the point where Cartman had to save the day and ERASE her career from Coonstagram because what appears to be dating problems between the two blacks that Cartman built together. And sometimes Kyle wonders why Cartman would do this…
"So… You aren't planning to use that to fight me, huh…?" Edd shivered from Nicole.
"Of course not, that is, if you stop punching Wendy with your Superpowers..." Said Nicole, rubbing her teeth together. "You know, I'm all cool for the Freedom Pals, but I'm not with a Coon and Friend…"
"But Nicky, Edd isn't a Coon and Friend." Said Jimmy.
"First off, don't call me Nicky…" Nicole stood up on her hind legs, standing at 14 feet tall. "And second, I thought Edd was a Coon and Friend, because only pieces of shit grow from there…"
"Newsflash, I'm not. Furthermore, NEVER bump me with that fat hypocrite! He moves on, changes his political beliefs and forgets his crimes… I, however, DO NOT…" said Edd as Kwazii freed herself and flew away back to South Park.Po
"Huh… I guess evil minds never think alike…" Nicole rested down on all four limbs with her head raised up. "Anyways, why are there four dinosaurs and eight Garlics guarding an empty spot?"
[Music Playing: There's Trouble - Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Red and Blue Rescue Team]
"Huh?" Edd looked back and saw that Kwazii escaped. "Hot dammit! We gotta rush back into South Park! Come on!"
Edd and Jimmy recalled all their plants as Jimmy zoomed back to South Park, at high speed, on foot…. Crutches…
Nicole bunched up her four limbs and rode on Edd's back as Edd shivered as he began levitating and transformed into Half-God, flying back with the Monster Nicole on his back, like that one scene in Smosh with an Old Man riding a Pidgey.
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Kwazii flew back to South Park and broke into Kyle's bedroom, expecting him to sleep. But instead, Kwazii sees a shadow leaping from his bed to the door.
[Music Playing: The Midnight Wandering - Metal Slug 3]
Kyle was awake the whole time and was in his master Ninjew form. "I've been expecting you! Drinking the blood of my friends! Shame on you!"
Jimmy then zooms behind the door, opens it and makes it into Kyle's room. Kwazii got the idea to hypnotize both Kyle and Jimmy as she does so.
Jimmy quickly emptied the packet of Espresso Beans into his hand and shared a part of the last two beans with Kyle as both ate them, snapping out of the trance.
[Sound Effect: Senzu Bean Crunch - Dragon Ball Z]
Kwazii looked at her failing plan and realized Jimmy is here too… "Wait, if Jimmy's here then that must mean-!
[Sound Effect: Amanda Monster Jumpscare Scream - Amanda The Adventurer]
Kwazii looked behind her as she saw the monster grabbing onto her with her long arms. Kwazii tried escaping, but could not, even if she flapped her owl wings.
"Excellent job, Nicole!" Edd replied. "Hold her still while I play my 'Rocket Science' to find this bat!"
Edd flew down as he drew some brains to set down 4 Rockets and prepared to launch.
As Kwazii struggled more, Kwazii bit into Nicole's hand, which was hard since Nicole's monster skin was leathery, but even then, she took some blood, which tasted like Beef Jerky.
Nicole flinched at the pain as she did her best at holding Kwazii still…
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Edd sent the four rockets as they flew to Germany.
[Music Playing: Yami Yugi Theme - Yugioh Duel Links]
Kwazii, by her instincts and Vampiric order, scrambled herself, flapping her wings, kicking her talons everywhere, screaming as she could feel the main bat in danger.
Amanda… I mean… Nicole held her still as Kyle and Jimmy held her talons to help Nicole hold her down!
The Rockets fly across the Atlantic Ocean at high Mach Speed!
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Meanwhile, in Germany, the Vampiric sensed danger, it tried fleeing to the north, but it was too late as the four rockets crash landed into the bat, taking it down with an explosion!
The bat screeched out loudly, being engulfed in flames as meanwhile, Kwazii screamed with the same pain, calming down and passing out as her vampirism faded. Nicole laid Kwazii on the floor as Kwazii fell asleep with Nicole's blood on her mouth.
Edd looked afar as a Sonicboom of explosions blew past his spiky hair…
"You know the rules… All Monster Girls shall be judged by me… And for those who can only be one without a proper origin story, and who commit more crimes with a lame one… shall… not… pass…" Edd looked into the starry night sky.
[Music Playing: Battle Victory - Mario and Luigi: Paper Jam]
[Half-God! WINS!]
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[Music Playing: Twinsy Tropics - Mario and Luigi: Paper Jam]
Edd chuckled as he looked back. "And even then, I'm happy by the fact that we beat this vampire curse. Right Jimmy?! Right Amanda?! Oops! I mean!... Aw Crap…"
That was when Edd got tackled by Nicole as the two started to fight, Superhero Vs Monster Superhero!
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Jimmy took his finger, dipped into Kwazii's mouth, and opened her lips, to find she no longer had Vampire Fangs.
He then took his hand away as he found Nicole's blood on it as it had a smell of Beef. And so he tried some.
"Hm.. It's actually not that bad." Jimmy said with a smile.
Kyle cringed. "Oh my GOD…!"
"You gotta try some Kyle!" Said Jimmy.
Kyle looked out the window as he looked both ways before finding Nicole about to bite Edd as Edd spits into her mouth, dropping the Fake Blonde Superhero into the snow, Edd readying to Superman Punch into Nicole. As Edd tried it, Nicole caught Edd, flipped him upside down, and shook him like a Salt and Pepper Shaker.
Kyle reluctantly tried some blood from Kwazii's mouth as he tasted it, sighing. "At least I know something that can par with Edd all this time…"
"Did you just call Nicole a Thing?!" Asked Jimmy.
"THAT'S NICOLE?!" Kyle was surprised.
(The End)