FRIENDS, FOES AND 1 MILLION BIG ONES!
Chef: Damn, I really thought you'd change Chris, I guess your still the same person...
Chris: Me, CHANGE, NEVER, man I really wish we could get those dumb teenagers back on the show, but none of them want to agree to a contract!
Chef sighs in disbelief to Chris's statement*
Chef: Well why don't we spin a wheel to invite them over here, who doesn't like a million big ones?
Chris: OH MY GOSH CHEF, DID YOU NOT JUST LISTEN TO WHAT I JUST SAID, AND I QUOTE, 'NONE OF THEM WANT TO AGREE TO A CONTRACT!' Unless...
Chef: Unless what?
Chris: We just kidnap them at midnight, whilst they're sleeping, and if they're not, we'll use a sleeping pill on them.
Chef: You are one sick heck of a man. Well, I've got a suggestion
Chris: I'm listening... *Chris says with a confused expression on his face*
Chef: As well as our previous casts, how about the Ridonculous Race cast?
Chris: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!? THAT COULD RUIN MY REPUTATION, PEOPLE WILL SEE ME AS A LOSER WHO STEALS OTHER PEOPLE'S CONTESTANTS!
Chef: Your reputation's already bad for most of the contestants.. BUT THINK OF THE RATINGS...
Chris: Eh, what the heck, lets do it! Bring out the wheel!
Chef was confused as to how he did it so fast, but he did it anyway*
Chris: Alright then, 3,2,1 ... NOW!
Chef spins the wheel with a displeased look on his face*
Chris: First spin is... COURTNEY! Oh man, watch all the drama be reintroduced!
Chef spins the wheel again*
Chris: Alright, our next camper is... IZZY! Oh man, I'm getting all nostalgic again *Chris says whilst wiping a tear*
Chef spins the wheel again*
Chris: Ooh, I feel a bad one coming in... wait, no, NO! STACI!?
Chef facepalms his face with anger and re-spins the wheel*
Chris: Come on, come on! Please!
Chris shouts in happiness*
Chris: YES! JULIA! She bumped up the rating for last season, so what are we gonna expect for this season!
Chef: She was a handf-
Chris: Just shut up and spin.
Chef sighs and does as he is told*
Chris: The next person to be chosen by yours truly is Mary Kate!
Alright, lets just keep spinning and see what we got!
Chris: Bridgette, Ellody from the Ridonculous Race, Leshawna, Duncan, Alejandro, Cody, Bowie, Noah, Kitty and Emma from the Ridonculous Race, Nichelle, Gerry, Anne Maria, Chase, Jasmine, Samey, Damien, Lightning, Wayne, Dwayne Jr from the Ridonculous Race and Sam the Gamer!
Chef: Woah, you sure got a lot of contestants!
Chris: Yeah, 26 campers, including an old guy and a young guy! So, I think I am gonna put TWO IMMUNITY STATUES around the Island.
Chef: You mean, here!? Camp Wawanakwa!?
Chris: Yup, all the merrier!
Chris: Alright, lets get to work, at midnight, TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND RANDOMISED WILL STRIKE!