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This was one of those Caillou and Dora Gets Grounded stories I debated putting on my FFN page. There's a special guest appearance by the four main characters of South Park, and this is the one where Caillou and Dora steal Ivy and Hortensia's respective animal mounts. But, this is another pretty popular one too besides a few others I did.

So, this Cartoon X-Overs and Fire Emblem fanfiction that was Part 25 of the Caillou and Dora Get Grounded AO3 story series follows Caillou and Dora the Explorer stealing the animal mounts of Fire Emblem: Engage characters Ivy and Hortensia and going on a flying spree. However, as this does include a special guest appearance by the four main characters of South Park, there is a little South Park-related hidden Easter Egg within the story. I won't say what it is, but when you read the story, you can already guess what the Easter Egg is.

I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS PRESENTED IN THIS STORY, ALL RIGHTS GO TO THE OWNERS. Plus, this is not meant to be canon. It's clearly meant to be a parody skit story.

I hope this is enjoyable.

Caillou and Dora Steal Ivy and Hortensia's Respective Mounts

A Cartoon X-Overs and Fire Emblem Humor/Parody Crossover

Featuring Caillou, Dora the Explorer, Fire Emblem: Engage, and South Park

Written by ktlnboyle

One day, Dora was visiting Caillou. Both of them were bored. However, Caillou had the most perfect idea. Dora wondered what it was.

"I've heard news about the continent of Elyos." Caillou said. "And I heard two of its Elusian princesses, Ivy and Hortensia, ride on flying animals, one of which is a wyvern, and the other is a Pegasus. Are you thinking what I am thinking, Dora?" asked Caillou.

"No." Dora said. "What is it?"

"We are going to steal the two mounts belonging to the ladies, and we are going to fly them by ourselves while causing a rampage." Caillou explained. "Sound fair?"

"Caillou!" Dora exclaimed. "You're a genius! Let's go off to Elyos!" And so, using logical skills, they were off to Elyos.

When they arrived in Elyos, specifically in Elusia on the northeastern side of the continent, they had found that Hortensia left her pegasus unattended. Ivy, the half-sister of her, also left her unnamed wyvern unattended. Because both of them were saddled, this gave Caillou and Dora a good opportunity to steal the mounts belonging to the princesses. But before they mounted up, Dora and Caillou stole some weapons hanging from a wall. Dora, with her advantage of being a woman, got to ride on Hortensia's Pegasus while wielding an axe, while Caillou got to ride on Ivy's wyvern while wielding a sword.

Meanwhile, with Hortensia and Ivy, they were just about to go outside and mount on their mounts. However, Hortensia was the first to discover that her Pegasus was gone. When she started screaming, Ivy asked what was wrong.

"My pegasus!" Hortensia shouted. "It's GONE!"

"We'd better tell someone." Ivy said. "Let's go and tell Father. Come on, Hortensia."

Meanwhile, with Elusia's King Hyacinth, the father of Hortensia and Ivy, he was told everything. However, he wasn't buying any of the excuses from Hortensia, and he wanted her to stop crying like a baby. Ivy had to tell her father that it was no laughing matter and that it was not a joke. Then, Hortensia's retainers, Goldmary and Rosado, explained to the king that they even saw the mounts missing too. That was when Hyacinth had enough of everything. He dragged Hortensia outside and Ivy then followed along with them.

"OK, you were right, Hortensia." Hyacinth said.

"See?" Ivy asked. "Even my mount is missing too."

"I see, I see." Hyacinth said. "This is a serious crime, indeed."

"That does it!" said Hortensia. "I want my Pegasus back!"

"OK, OK, OK!" Hyacinth screamed. "Just calm down! We will find your mounts!" Then, Ivy's retainers, Kagetsu and Zelkov, later showed up, with Kagetsu asking what was going on.

"Our mounts are missing." Ivy said to Kagetsu. "Do you know who has taken them?"

"It was *children*, Ivy." said Zelkov. Ivy and Hortensia were confused.

"Children?" Hortensia asked in confusion. "What do ya mean, children?! How can children ride on flying animals?! They are little weaklings!"

"I'll go out and find them." Rosado said. "What do they look like?"

"Well, I am not sure." Kagetsu said. "I just don't remember. But you can identify the mounts, right, Rosado?"

"Yes." Rosado said.

"Alright!" Hortensia exclaimed. "I'm with Rosado! Come on! Let's go!"

Meanwhile, with Caillou and Dora, they were flying around in circles in the skies of Solm, south of Elusia. However, someone yelled at them. It was Timerra, the Queendom's princess.

"Hey!" Timerra said. "Those mounts belong to Ivy and Hortensia! Not you! Give them back to her!"

"Let's get out of here, Dora!" Caillou said.

"Right!" Dora responded. They later flew off to an outside town.

Meanwhile, in the small Mountain Town of South Park, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick had just seen the new Terrance and Phillip movie. That was when Stan was asking the three boys what their favorite movie part was. However, Cartman heard a roar from the distance as Kenny was staring off into the sky.

"Kenny, no!" Cartman shouted. That was when Kenny McCormick was picked up by the unnamed wyvern of Princess Ivy of Elusia while Caillou was riding it. This led to Kenny McCormick's unfortunate end.

"OH MY GOD! They killed Kenny!" Stan shouted.

"You bastards!" Kyle then shouted.

"Great one, Caillou!" Dora said.

"Yeah! Never thought I could have this wyvern pick up someone and throw them to the ground." Caillou said. Then, they started to make their way back to Elusia. However, both of them were in dead meat.

"I don't know who you people think you are." Hortensia said. "But you will pay for this!"

"Yeah!" Timerra said. "I saw you in the skies on animals that do not belong to you!"

"Explain this!" Ivy yelled.

"Uh-oh…" Caillou and Dora said.

"Don't 'uh-oh' us, little ones!" King Hyacinth said. "Rosado here had to look for you guys thanks to the identification of the mounts. That's it! Go home! NOW!" And Caillou and Dora used logical skills to go home. Hortensia and Ivy followed them thanks to their mounts retrieved back to them.

Meanwhile, at Caillou's house, Dora's parents and her Abuela and Caillou's Parents Boris and Doris were all standing outside the house, waiting for Caillou.

"You! You! YOU were supposed to be in your room, Caillou!" Boris said. "Why the hell did you do this?!"

"Well, they stole my Pegasus and my sister's wyvern." Hortensia said.

"I suggest you punish them before we take further action by Elusian law." Ivy suggested.

"Also, we've received a phone call from Kenny McCormick's parents from South Park, saying that you killed him, Caillou!" Boris said to his son.

"That's true!" Caillou said.

"You and Dora are grounded, grounded, grounded until you pay off Kenny McCormick's funeral payments!" Caillou's mom Doris said.

"Now Dora, let's go home right now and start our punishment day!" Dora's Papi said. Dora then cried all the way to her house.

"As for you, Caillou, let's get inside the damn house now!" Boris said.

"And I never want to see your kids again!" Hortensia said. "I will… I… I…"

"Hortensia, enough." Ivy said. "It's over." Hortensia then breathed heavily.

And so, Caillou and Dora were grounded for an extremely long time. Hortensia and Ivy went back to Elusia in Elyos, and everything was over.

THE END