AUTHOR'S NOTES, WARNINGS, AND DISCLAIMERS
Originally posted on my Archive of Our Own page on January 18, 2023 as Part 11 to the Caillou and Dora Get Grounded series, this was one fun skit story to do back then, and I am still happy that I wrote this story. It has remained popular on my Archive of Our Own page, and I am happy it has remained like that. This story, a crossover featuring Caillou, Dora the Explorer and Cyberpunk: Edgerunners, follows Caillou as the main protagonist and Dora as the secondary main character as they steal Caillou's teacher's car and rampage through Night City by driving crazy through the Cyberpunk: Edgerunners setting.
I rated the story T just for safety; there's a lot of cussing and car violence throughout the story. And of course, it's also rated T for the grounding sequence at the end of the story.
I DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS PRESENTED IN THIS STORY, ALL RIGHTS GO TO THE OWNERS. Plus, this is a parody/satire skit story that is not meant to be based on the original canon shows presented in this story.
Enjoy reading the story!
Caillou and Dora Rampage Through Night City
A Caillou and X-Overs Fanfiction
Starring Caillou, Dora the Explorer, and Cyberpunk: Edgerunners
Written by ktlnboyle
One day, Caillou was getting ready for another boring day of school. However, Boris was yelling at him, telling him to "get the hell downstairs before he receives punishment day". Caillou was in a hurry so that he would not get a tardy slip from the principal.
When Boris dropped Caillou off at school, he said the punishment day threat again. That was when Caillou went into the building. Dora was outside the school, too.
"Oh, hi, Dora." Caillou said. "What's wrong? Same shit, I hope?" he later asked.
"Yup. Same shit, different day." Dora said. As soon as she was about to say something else, a school security officer caught them.
"Hey, you two!" the school security officer said. "You should not be out here! Get to class now, or I am sending you to the principal's office!"
"Ugh… fine." Caillou said. Caillou and Dora later went to their first period classes.
When Caillou left Dora for his first period class, Miss Martin, his teacher, was angry at Caillou.
"I heard you were outside cussing out words with Dora the freaking explorer, Caillou." Miss Martin said. "Take a seat now before you lose recess." After Caillou took his seat, Miss Martin said that the class would be learning new multiplication problems. However, Caillou had something on his mind.
" Man ." Caillou thought. " I can't believe I have to wait until after school to watch the new Cyberpunk: Edgerunners show that just came out. I wish there was a way I can act out the show in real life after I have seen videos of it while browsing the Internet. " Caillou then asked himself what he could do. Then, Caillou had the perfect plan. However, this called for a bathroom excuse out of him. He then asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom.
"Yes you may." Miss Martin said. "But please hurry back."
"Thank you." Caillou said.
Caillou later left class, saying that he could not believe Miss Martin fell for his bathroom trick again. Then, Caillou later ran into Dora again.
"Dora, I have an idea!" shouted Caillou.
"What is it?" Dora asked. "We create a fake lockdown and terrorize the school?"
"No." Caillou said. "We are going to steal my teacher Miss Martin's car, and drive it to Night City from the Cyberpunk 2077 game I have. I forgot I snuck a map of the city in my pocket without my parents noticing." he later said. "How does that sound?"
"Caillou! You're a genius!" Dora exclaimed. "Let's skip school and go find your teacher's car!" And then, they went off to the parking lot to find Miss Martin's car.
Once they found Miss Martin's car, Caillou discovered that she had an extra pair of car keys in the glove compartment. Once the car was started, Caillou and Dora were off to Night City. Little did they know that the principal would catch them on cameras with security officers.
"Yes!" Dora said. "I don't think anyone will catch us now!" she later said. "Can you speed up, Caillou?"
"Yup." Caillou said. "I'll go over the speed limits so that we can get there faster." And so, fifteen minutes later, they arrived in Night City.
Once arriving in Night City, Caillou stopped the car at a bank. Then, he had Dora get out. When Dora got inside the bank, she noticed that no one was at the desk and that the vault was open. Thinking that someone was in the vault, Dora snuck inside the vault, stole a bag containing five-thousand dollars, and ran out of the vault. No one was smart enough to catch her.
"Caillou! I got some money!" Dora yelled.
"Then let's get the hell outta here!" Caillou said. That was when Caillou and Dora made their escape. Then, security noticed a car going off into the distance. It was in fact the car that Caillou and Dora were driving. That was when the police were called.
"Oh, shit! Siren noises!" Dora said. "Caillou, speed up!"
"I'm trying to get away from those freaks!" Caillou said. However, the car was already going over the speed limit.
"I think I should drive!" Dora said.
"Shut up, Dora!" Caillou said as he yelled at Dora.
Meanwhile, on a bus, two Night City inhabitants, named David Martinez and Lucyna Kushinada, were noticing that a car was going over the speed limits. Lucyna, who went by Lucy for short, never wanted to think much about it. David, however, started to panic not only for his life, but for the other passengers' lives too.
"Excuse me, we really have to get off!" Lucy said after she started to panic.
"We'll get off at the next stop, Lucy! Now shut the hell up!" shouted the male bus driver.
"Ugh! SCREW YOU!" Lucy shouted. She later had David go up to the bus driver and smack him. He later took control of the bus.
Meanwhile with Caillou and Dora, they were just about to crash into a cop car. Little did they know that the cop was on duty while eating. When the car was hit, that was when everything started to escalate. They later passed by the bus stop where Lucy and David got off, and that was when the cop car was out of gas.
"Shit! Outta gas already!" the police officer said.
"Hey!" Lucy said. "The hell is going on?!"
"You guys seen a black car anywhere?" asked the police officer.
"Hell no." Lucy said. "Why would we see a black car? There are plenty of black cars in night city!"
"Now you're making no sense." David said. He later asked the officer what the car's license plate was. When the officer showed them a picture of the license plate, David did not recognize it. However, David and Lucy wanted to track the car down.
"Then go and frickin' get em, Martinez!" the officer said.
David later walked up to the officer, and later said, "later, choom.".
David and Lucy were later waiting for a taxi. When one stopped, David threw out the person that was in the back passenger's seat after calling him a "choom". Then, he later threw out the driver of the taxi after calling him the exact same thing. That was when David got in the driver's seat, and Lucy sat right next to him in the opposite seat. Shockingly enough, Caillou and Dora passed by that car.
"There's the car!" Lucy shouted.
"Let's do this!" David said.
Meanwhile at Caillou's school, Miss Martin noticed her car was gone. She later went back to the principal's office, and discussed with the principal that her car went missing. The principal then said to Miss Martin that Caillou and Dora were the ones who took her car. She later said something about them going to Night City.
"I swear to god that Caillou will get a full expulsion from school!" Miss Martin said.
"Oh, don't worry. I'll get Caillou's dad and Dora's mom on the phone right now to discuss their behavior." And so, the principal did just that.
Meanwhile with Caillou and Dora, they were still driving Miss Martin's car through Night City and causing a rampage. They have crashed through Bank Block, stole ten thousand dollars in cash, and even crashed into a senior center. Then, they officially crashed into the taxi that David Martinez was driving.
"We got them!" David said. He later got outside the taxi with Lucy, and restrained Caillou and Dora. Police later arrived.
"You are under arrest for arsene, underage driving, driving without a license, and committing various crimes across Night City." that officer said. "You are therefore going away for a very long time."
"Lock them up, officer." David Martinez said.
"Alright, David." the officer said. "Thanks for catching them. I, in the meantime, will get a hold of their parents."
Meanwhile, in jail, Caillou and Dora were placed behind bars for 5 years. Then, the officer said that they had visitors. It was Caillou's daddy Boris, Dora's Mami, Miss Martin, and the principal. Dora and Caillou knew they were in for something.
"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!" Boris said. "Caillou! How dare you steal Miss Martin's car and commit a crime spree across Night City! Do you realize how much damage you have caused?!"
"The same thing applies to you too, Dora!" Dora's Mami said. I can't believe you and Caillou caused a crime spree across Night City and damaged property and even crashed into a cop car! Don't think that we didn't find out!"
"And for sneaking out of class to steal your teacher's car, you are getting a full expulsion from school! Both of you are!" the principal hollered.
"And now I have no car because of you!" Miss Martin said.
"That's it." Boris said. He later grounded Caillou for five times his jail time length, which was twenty-five years altogether. The same applied to Dora. After they got grounded, Boris, Dora's Mami, Miss Martin, and the principal later left Caillou and Dora. Miss Martin was still disappointed about her car getting wrecked.
THE END
STORY CONCLUSION
I hope you have enjoyed reading this story. Now, I am going to say some things about the story. I know I have said this in the beginning author's notes, but this was one fun story to do. When I was writing this story back in the beginning of January 2023, I originally intended to have Grand Theft Auto characters in the story. But, as that idea never worked out, I scrapped it. Then, as I reworked the story, I wanted the four main characters from South Park in the story to give a nod to the many deaths of Kenny McCormick. However, that was scrapped and saved for a future story, as that idea was just to gimmicky. When I stuck with only three fandoms, I never expected the story to get so many views in one week. I am really happy about the way this story turned out.
Thank you so much for reading!