Thousand of years ago, a third world's war happened, causing most of humanity to flee to the underground to survive. They built giant cities to accommodate themselves and try to wait out the apocalypse of the above. And now hundred of years later, these ancient cities were abandoned, and the peoples who have lived here have mysteriously disappear, now the only remnant of these people are the empt-
?: COME BACK HERE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
?: DO YOU SPEAK TO YOUR BROTHER WITH THAT MOUTH?!
A battle is raging within the earth between two beings of powers, but it seem like the "battle" is more like a chase, with the two of them exchange a lot of insult at each other.
?: Special move: SPIN MOVES!
Zen: The Anti-Christ
Zen, the anti-christ, began swinging his lightsaber like a beyblade(Let it rip!) and lunges straight at Hasgram, only for him to dodge at the last second and began running , Zen immediately take out his gun and began firing.
Hasgram: God's soldier
Hasgram: seriously, what kind of move is "spin moves", get more creative Brra-
*ting*
With lightspeed, Zen somehow managed to close the gap between him and the damned general, with Hasgram only be able to dodge it at the last second right before Zen cut his head off, losing a bit of hair in the progress.
Hasgram: Holy shit brrat, could you let me talk for a sec-
*ting*
A bullet somehow hit him from the back of his neck, completely destroy his throat, shutting him up.
Hasgram:DAMN YOU!
Hasgram began running again, firing hundred of red energy balls at the anti-christ. Zen responded by...showing a coin? at the energy balls like demostrating something. meanwhile, Hasgram managed to hid himself, waiting while his wound heal instantly.
Hasgram:That damn Brrat, he will pay for- NO,NO,NO,NO! FOLLOW THE PLAN, FOLLOW THE PLAN, then the anti-christ will go-
*ting*ting*ting*ting*ting*ting*ting*ting*ting*
Hasgram: WHAT?!
Hasgram began to look back only to see the same energy blasts that he fired flying right back at him. Tentacles began sprouting from his back to block it.
Zen, leaving the damned general no room to breathe, pull out his lightsaber and boltzs straight toward Hasgram.
Hasgram:True Magic: Überladene Sonne!
Hasgram conjured a gigantic sun, the heat around the sun completely atomized the surrounding cities, Zen stopped in his track and look up to see a red sun above him realizing what the general is trying to do as the underground city began to shake intensely as inevitable destruction is about to be delivered.
Hasgram:If you dare to reflect it, you will detonate the sun, you and i will survive, but the city above definitely wont, SO LETS SEE IF YOUR MORAL IS AS GOOD AS YOUR STRENGTH, BRRAT!
Throwing the sun directly at Zen, realizing what the general wanted to do, Zen do the unexpected by... jumping directly at it?
Zen: If you think a hostage situation is going to stop me from cutting of your head then you're wrong. biatch!
Smilling maniacally, Zen puts his hand in the sun.
Hasgram: Oh, what are you going to do now?!
Suddenly, The size of the sun slowly gets smaller, and smaller, and smaller, until the sun is completely inside of his palm, at which point he crushed it.
Hasgram:Oh...Fuck.
Zen:Say...mister,you want a more creative name for attack moves right?
Hasgram:...tch...
Zen:Well then, lets me show you one.
Zen began raising his lightsaber in the air, the blade color turn from a white-ish blue to a red-ish yellow, the enviroment's temperature began to increase, the blade's energy constantly leak out creating red-like crystal shaped explosion.
Hasgram: What the fuck is happening to the air? its almost as if all the air is exploding...
He thought to himself as the blade suddenly expand even further, now it doesnt even look like a blade, but more like a pillar of energy, it become even more unstable and energy began firing off into the cities, creating massive destruction every time it hits something.
Realizing shit has really hit the fans, Hasgram immediately turns his head and began to run as fast as possible, only for Zen to take a deep breath...
SUN BREATHING FIRST FORM:DAAAAAAAAAAAANCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Raising his sword down, the blade made immediate contact, completely engulf the entire city in hellish flame made of energy, as everything in the vicinity turn from "Is" to "None". Finally erupting into a gigantic column of pink-ish red energy, the sound of the explosion completely rupture anyone's eardrum within range...
After the dust finally settled, the ancient city have now completely gone, deleted out of existence, Zen take in a deep breath, began to search for Hasgram's corpse...
Finding him still alive, but barely, with half off his body gone and the top completely charred to the core, Zen smiles at Hasgram now pitiful appearance.
Hasgram: Y...You...Brrat...y...you..did...didnt...even.*cough*.ca...care...for..the...people above...lau...lau...*cough*...launching...that...attack...huh?
Zen: maybe, maybe not, what matters is that i havent killed you yet, which means...
Hasgram: You...really...*cough*...think that...the...trust in...my lord will waver?!
Zen:Huuuuuuuhh, look dude, he dont care about you or anyone in your rank, he only care for the strongest, youre just like a pawn to his king.
Hasgram:(looks to the side) doesnt matter...as long as youre dead...the lord will bring true peace to this fake reality...
Zen:(confused) Wait, wait, wait, wait, he send ONLY you after me? bruh, that shit is cruel, also where are you looking a-*Chained* HMMM?!
Suddenly, multiple chains restrained Zen, he tried to move only for the chains to grow even stronger to accomodate for his strength.
Zen:shit...
?: Well done, Hasgram.
Hasgram: MY LORD!
Zen:FACK!
?: Oh you managed to lure him, nice.
Hasgram: Of course i could, anything for my lord is possible!
?:Hey, hey, hey, dont move, let me heal you up for a sec.
Zen:Oh great, what are you going to do to me now, try to kill me for another five hundred times?
?: My troops have already tried that, but that doesnt really go well, it will just take us way too long to do it, but you're too dangerous to be ignored, so i have another plan instead.
Zen:Que?
?: Hildebrand?
Hildebrand:Yes, my lord.
Hildebrand: The one closest to God
Zen:What are you planning to do there, you feck?
?:*Sound of a portal being opened* My plan.
Being dragged by the chain, Zen constantly tried to escape by biting the chain only for it to strengthen even further.
Hildebrand: stop resisting, it will only make the chain strengthen even more.
Zen: Yeah no shit, Sherlock.
Hildebrand:...So what are you doing?
Zen: None of your business.
The portal color began to change into a deep purple, and it began to suck everything in.
Zen: What's the fack is that?
?: You will see when you go through there.
Zen:...Oh...fuck.
Zen began to struggle even further, only for the chains to strengthen so much that it broke his fingers.
Zen:...Krrrrr...
Hasgram: HA, HA, GET FUCKED BRRAT, WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW, HUH?!
Zen: DAMN IT!
The portal grows even bigger, sucking Zen in.
But right before he got sucked in, Zen managed to free one of his broken hand, instantly regenerate, grabing the loose chains and throw it directly at Hasgram, wrapping his leg and began to pull him in.
Hasgram: WHAT?!
Hildebrand: Oh, damn.
Zen: If i go in, AT LEAST I WILL DRAG ONE OF YOU ALONG WITH ME!
Hasgram:D-DAMN YOU!
As Zen and Hasgram being dragged in, Hildebrand and the Lord just stand there doing nothing.
Hildebrand: Should we-
?: No.
Hildebrand: Are you sure, my lord?
?: Dont worry about it.
Hasgram: GRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hasgram tried his best to escape the chains, but slowly he began to loose his ground.
Zen: IM NOT GONNA GO WITHOUT DRAGGING YOU AL-OUGH!
Hildebrand kicked Zen straight in his stomach, sending him and Hasgram through the portal.
Year 2023: Japan, A particular Abandoned Shrine.
The time of the day is early morning, the birds are chirping, the sun's light slowly covers the entire mountain, The mist slowly dissipate, revealing the abandoned shrine. Its unknown when the shrine was built, or when it got abandoned, but one thing for sure, is that the gods are no longer here anymore...
The suddenly, *CRASH*.
Action.
Zen immediately jump out of the rubble back far away and pull his gun out, firing at the rubble, only for Hasgram to jump up in the air and screams:
YOU FFFFUCKING BRRAT! HOW DARE YOU! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG DID IT TAKE ME TO TRAP YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT BRRAT?!
Zen: OH WHAT YA GONNA DO, KEEP TALKING SHIT OR BE THE ONE TO TAKE THE SHIT AND THROW IT AT MY FACE?!
Hasgram: WHATEVER, NOW WITHOUT ANY RESTRAINT, I WILL COMPLETELY ANNIHILATE YOUR DAMN BLOODLINE!
Zen: I LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY BIAAAAATCH!
Hasgram creates energy balls around him and firing them straight at Zen, Zen dodges all of the attack only for it to return and hits him in the back, destroying his clothes.
Hasgram: Oh does that hurt?!
Zen responded by summoning a katana and imbue it with somekind of energy, the blade begin to illuminate pure white energy, throwing a coin on the ground and immediately jumping on it, which propel him straight through the air.
Hasgram: Dont think just because you're fast, doesnt mean that i can hit you!
Hasgram began to pull out a wand and began casting multiple seeking skull heads flying straight at Zen, The Anti-Christ began swinging his katana, firing multiple white slashes, destroying the skulls.
Hasgram: YOU FOOL, YOU FOOL, YOU FOOL!
The destroyed skulls suddenly detonate creating toxic mist, covering the entire area.
Zen:...tch.
Hasgram then cast another wand, summoning multiple portals that fire laser beam, which when touch the toxic mist, completely burns it and set the area around on fire. Zen constantly tried to dodge the beam, then throws a coin directly at one of the beam *Ting* reflecting it straight at Hasgram which he dodged, nearly hit him in his face.
Zen counterattacked by pulling a wand of his own and casting rain to cool the area, only for the mist to reappear.
Zen: Hey, think about the environment for a little bit, damn it!
Zen jumps in the air and breathes in...
MOON BREATHING TENTH FORM:MOONLIGHT THROUGH BAMBOO LEAVES
Firing a gigantic moon slash at Hasgram, dealing serious damage to Hasgram.
Hasgram: Dont think just because you know how to call slashing moves from Demon Slayer, doesnt mean that youre strong Brrat!
Hasgram pull out his fleshy eldritch sword, and fire off blood slashes as he began to summon a gigantic behemoth made out off skeletons.
Zen: Oh unfortunately for you, calling names arent everything i have.
Zen throws out multiple coins in the air and then jumps on one of them, ricocheting him with extreme speed toward the damned general.
Hasgram: Behemoth, DESTROY HIM!
The behemoth roars in fury and fire off a gigantic beam toward the anti-christ, hoping to somehow managed to stop him for a moment,
Zen imbued his katana with all the energy inside of him, turning the blade color into a mix of white, purple, red, then slash at the beam completely split in half, it also split the behemoth in half as a consequence.
Hasgram: Seriously how many tricks do you ha-*sound of glass shatters* huh?
Suddenly, the area around them began to shake, as the sky suddenly shatters...
Zen: What the?
Zen looks up in confusion as is happening to reality, then a bright flash of light completely blinds everyone.
Zen: WHAT THEE FACCKKK?!
Hasgram: DID THE MESSIAH COME BACK TO LIFE OR SOMETHING WTFFFFFFF!
Still in a daze, Zen opens his eye to try and look around, the blinding light made him felt like he just have a flashbang point-blank in the face.
Zen: What the freak just-
Zen: W-Woooaaaahh...
Zen, standing there and marvels at the beautiful scenery, it has been a long time since he has been able to escape from the constant city mission that the upper bosses given to him, all the time he has spend have never been able to use it on himself, or finding his missing brother, realizing how much times he has wastes away and not tried to enjoy life made him a little t-
*PAWCH*
Hasgram: Oh whats the matter, did you forget you were in a fight Brrat?!
A sucker punch straight to Zen's face, sending him straight down of the cliff.
As they are falling, Zen pulls out his gun and began throwing and shooting coins, creating a maze of bullets that completely blinds the damned general eyes, flying toward him with light speed, leaving him to focus on blocking all of it.
Hasgram:Blocking Dont think that some bullets are going to kill me Brra-*shanks*
Hasgram:H-how?!
He looks back only to realize that the katana has stabbed him from the back.
By creating a complete bullet hell, Hasgram can only pay attention to all the objects that flying toward him, not from behind, leaving an obvious weak spot, which then the Anti-christ throws his katana, which ricochet from one of the coins, hitting him in the back.
Hasgram: Dont think this will kill m-*BOOM!*
The katana then exploded in a red and purple smokes.
Hasgram, coughing up blood, decided that he had enough and decide to end this once and for all.
Hasgram: LETS END THIS SHALL WE?!
The damned general pushed his palm together in a Karana Mudra pose, as black barrier began to appear in thin air surrounding both him and the Anti-christ.
Realizing what Hasgram was trying to do, Zen dashes at him trying to land the finishing blow, only for him to be too late.
DOMAIN EXPANSION: THE GRAND MAUSOLEUM OF GOD'S SACRIFICE!
The black barrier completely block everything from the outside, leaving only Zen and Hasgram inside.
Zen: Damn it, too late.
Zen pulls out a knife from his pocket, and prepare for the worst. The ground inside the domain suddenly transform into a gigantic mausoleum, around them are multiple gravestones, with the main attraction in the middle being the egg that God hatches from.
Then, Hundred of zombies began to rise from the ground, some of them carried gun, swords, magic weapons and more...
Hasgram: You're finished, Br-
Mohg: What are you doing here?
Zen: Eh?
Mohg: WOT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Hasgram: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, can we borrowing your stage for a while?
Zen: Yeah, can we? we are currently in a fanfic after all, after this chapter, we can give it back.
Mohg: Fine, but hurry up, imma go and take a nap.
Zen:...Oh and by the way, grrrreat game, love Elden Ring, totally deserve The Game of The Year Award.
Mohg: Of course it does, now hurry up.
Hasgram: Thanks Mr Mohg.
The zombies hordes began charging at Zen with unbelievable speed, firing hundred of blinding magic projectiles toward Zen, which he throws multiple coins at the wall of projectiles, reflecting it back at the horde, killing only a few of them.
Zen: Is this the amount of people you killed or something?
Hasgram: In God's will of course, if this what our Great God desires, we will do it all for him.
Zen: Talk about brainwashing.
Its seem like all the zombies are able to use the same abilities as the damned general as they began to cast hundred of Overcharged Sun, and hurl it straight at the Anti-christ, thought smaller in side, they are still as destructive as ever.
Zen: Shit!
Ready to create more coins to reflect all the miniature suns, a white spirit appears behind Zen's back, all the suns began to turn into air one after another.
?: So, ya got trapped in a domain huh?
Wayne: King of the Moon (Former)
Then a gigantic purple worm emerge from his sword, the remaining suns's color changed into a deep purple and get hurl straight back at the horde.
?: I dont care man, all we need to do is beat the snot out of him so we could get some lunch, we havent had lunch today.
Archverdan: The Cosmic Worm
A red spirit walk out from behind of Zen's leg, the suns explode even bigger than before, annihilating more than half of the horde.
?: Yeah we havent had lunch today, im hungry.
Kid: The Critical
Zen: Im REALLY busy here, man.
Wayne: Okay, how about after this, you will go and get some food okay?
Zen:Huuuuuuuuh fine.
All: YEAHHHHHHH!
All: KICK HIS ASSS!
The power of the Spirits Trio's flows through Zen and into his knife and fist, ready his stand, dash straight toward to the remaining hordes, slashing every zombies in an instant, all Hasgram could see was a bunch of color flying everywhere until target locking on Zen, who seems to being overwhelmed by the horde.
The damned general began conjuring his final spell, which shake the environment, causing the land inside to break into pieces.
Hasgram: YOU BRRAT, IF YOU THINK THAT JUST SLASHING THEM WILL STOP IT, YOU'RE SORELY WRO-*BOOM!*BOOM!*BOOM!*BOOM!*BOOM!*BOOM!*BOOM!*BOOM!*BOOM!*BOOM!*
The horde suddenly explode into a mass of white, purple, and red mist like a firework shows, and rest of them gets dusted within seconds, with no time to charge his magic left, the damned general is forced to released the attack prematurely.
Hasgram: VERNICHTUNG!
Inside the domain, nuclear armaments began to rain down, along with meteor, destroying the environment inside and turning it into the new Arizona, all dealing massive damages to the Anti-christ, He tried to duck and weave, but due to the domain effect, all of them still managed to hit him, dealing even more damage. Realizing that it was too late to use the spirits's power, Zen stop using the spirit's powers and and activate SIMPLE DOMAIN to removes the sure-hit effect of the domain while also transfer all of his magical attributes into physical stats.
Now with all of his magic powers turns into physical attributes, Zen made a mad dash toward Hasgram, so fast that the air around him catches on fire, the damned general tries to dodge, firing multiple nuclear energy blasts at him.
Hasgram: This, will, not, be , the, end, of, me!
*PAWNCH*
Zen: SHUT, THE, FACK, UUUUPPP!
Zen's punch send Hasgram's head flying, destroying the domain barrier in the process.
After the barrier had shut down, Zen takes a breather and tried to look for Hasgram's head, he finds him surprisingly still alive. cursing at the anti-christ like usual.
Zen: Oh you still alive.
Hasgram: FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT BRRAT, OF COURSE I WOULD STILL BE ALIVE, YOU REALLY THINK THAT THIS IS GOING TO KILL ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?!
Zen: Actually where are we?
Hasgram: IM NOT GONNA TELL YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Zen: Is it because you dont know where we are or?
Hasgram:...I-
Zen: AH, you paused!
Hasgram: WHATEVER, I WILL GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS IN THIS FORM REGARDLESS!
Zen:(Looking around)Seriously dude, we dont even know where we are or what the hell is this place, could you at least help a litt-
Zen stopped abruptly looking at the sky...
Hasgram: the fuck are you looking a-HEY!
Zen grabs Hasgram's head then made a mad dash toward the bush, hiding in it.
Zen: Shh, Someone is here!
Hasgram: Who the fuck is-
Looking up alongside Zen, the general sees a woman with blonde hair holding an umbrella, who seem to be surveying the area.
Hasgram: WHO THE FUCK IS Zen:SHHH who the fuck is that?
The girl landed in the battlefield that Zen just fought in.
?:...What happened here?
Yukari Yakumo: The Gap Yokai
Yukari looks around the area, seeing only burning trees and corpses, lots of them.
Hasgram: How are not getting spotted right now?
Zen: Simple domain, brah.
Yukari: This need to be investigated further, maybe the perpetrator is still not that far away.
Hasgram: Dude i think you should move.
Zen:...Yeah no, thats way too risky.
The Gap yokai takes a final look at the surrounding area, and then disappear...
Hasgram: Hey i think she's gone.
Zen takes a peek from the bush and, yeah, she's gone.
Zen: fuuu, that might have been troublesome. Okay, how about a temporary team up?
Hasgram: Wow, really?
Zen: Just consider it, considering that both of us are in a pretty disadvantaged position right now.
Hasgram considers his option, and decide to agree to the ceasefire agreement.
Zen: Nice.
Hasgram: Im still going to kill you nonetheless.
Zen: Well until we are ready for that, lets just have a ceasefire for now, How about we explore the area for now?
Hasgram:Huuuuuuuh...Good idea.