Chapter 4: That's Gay.
As our group of sociopaths went to complete their assignment. The 'Squad' had a much bigger problem to deal with.
"Holy S***!"
"Don't move and it can't see you"
"That's bird and pterodactyls, Justus".
"...Are we going to die?"
"Probably Thess since it's hungry"
"...I did steal you're Nestle Chocolate Milk"
"I PHAKING KNEW IT!"
"Laugh out loud-!"
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1 hour before.
...
"I got the role of VP of Field Operations, what'd you guys get?"
"Thess, did you not choose our roles?
"Oh, so I just-"
"...Bunni choose my role and Chamille wrote you're bios and characteristics".
"Oh cool, hey you guys remember...Thess that's the wrong way..."
"Really? I feel like I should go that way though?"
"Have you taken you're dementia pill lately?"
"Linus that's rude beside we need to visit the tailor anyhow"
"Buzzkill. Anyway isn't Lucille buying all of our costumes?"
"Yes, but we still need actual clothes after what happened on Boxing Day."
*Flashbacks*
"..."
"..."
"Nothing happened on Boxing Day we just all somehow got our pants destroyed and then decided to get new pants on the same day but we never got the chance or we're procrastinating until now"
"That's a new record for today at least 220 words now"
"I swear we're the weirdest type of friends"
"Is that wrong?"
"...No"
"Good"
"...Can I have my chocolate now..?"
Linue & Justus: "No"
...
After arriving at the tailor shop in Fourthtown. The city of Fourthtown was not always called this but it was after the 4 towns who lived adjacent to each other decided to merge and become the City we know today. It is unknown why...
"Thess...Thess...Thess don't ever stop*blurred*...Okay..?
"Thess~!"
"...I'm asleep.."
"Why can you talk in your sleep about eating?"
"I'd be hungry if I got all my money from a trashy job..."
"There's nothing we can do about that Justus since dum*** love here refuses our help..."
"It's not my fault you've all got families and things you'll need money for so It's okay to forget about me sometimes"
*silence*
"...Wanna eat you're chocolate now..?"
"Yes, Boss".
"Oh no he's doing it again..."
"Whatever anyway we're here now..."
As the rain seemed to think today was a good day to start raining as they entered the tailor's shop. Though they know just about every tailor in their district this one was the cheapest because the old man who works here doesn't remember the prices outside.
*ding*
"Hey, Old man Hubb's we're here with so more clothes for you..."
"He's not here Linus"
"Thanks, captain obvious you're such a help to society," he said sarcastically.
"Sarcastic ass****!"
"My nerves are saying this place is bad news..."
"Thess's it's been the third year you've said that...and look!" he said while pointing to a sign on the door.
|GO TO BACK FOR REPAIRS LINUSE|
"K, you see he's here so let's get to stepping"
"My brain says this place is weird but if he can write you're name wrong then he's probably dying..."
"If you're sure Thess.."
"Welp that's it let's go..."
As they all went through Justus grabbed something and was moving something while Thess stared at the floor before going back to reality.
"I'm not though..."
*The Wheels on the hearse go round and round~!*
...
"Old man Hubb's where are you and also is this what the top floor looks like..?"
"Mr. Hubb is one of those old millionaires who like to sell old stuff while enjoying life which explains the cheap prices he does".
"...We should stay upstairs until I stop hearing the wheels on the bus in my head"
"Please don't make this creepier than it already is please..."
"Okay I'll stop talking then"
"Thanks..."
"Anyway wanna touch the obvious trap stuff he has on the wall"
"For once Justus is making the stupid decisions but sure.."
After moving towards the wall he then beings to push and pull the various things around the room and nothing has happened.
"It's probably a bookcase or something..."
"Wanna play Uno again, Justus~~"
"...Time to lose heavily"
...
50 Minutes Later
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"UNO!"
"GET F***ED LOSER! AHAHA GIT GUD!"
"SHUT UP MINUS!"
"+4!"
"YOU B**** I HAD 2 CARDS!"
"WHO'S THE LOSER NOW!
"Guys he's here now..."
"Oh..okay well give me my stuff...okay let's get this done before my parents call.."
"Duck.." Thess yelled with the same face he always has before pushing all of them down as a scaly and slimy tail pierced their position a half second later.
*ROARRRR!*
"Wow, this is a terrifying beast coming to kill us huh..."
"yep so wanna run Linus..."
"Don't move and it can't see you"
"That's bird and pterodactyls, Justus".
"...Are we going to die?"
"Probably Thess since it's hungry"
"...I stole you're Nestle Chocolate Milk"
"I KNEW IT!"
"Laugh out loud-!
As its weirdly shaped long arms swept destroying the stairs as Thess stared at the wall before finding a pin and inserting it into a key opening a classic secret passage.
"Reptiles are cold-blooded mammals, Justus"
"Are you guys having another implying conversation without me?"
"Yes Linus"
"How sad..."
"Grrr..."
"Wanna go through the narrow tunnel where you cannot jump without hitting the ceiling.."
"Yeah.."
As they walk slowly towards the door in a single file line until Linus drops an ink cartridge.
*clink*
*stare*
"In three seconds Thess and Linus, you need to run okay?
*silence*
As he turned to see nothing there.
"Ass****s"
As he ran through the tunnel as the semi-lizard did nothing and went back to the base floor breaking multiple wood slabs.
"Wait...?
Morning Schedule:
Thess: "I wake up and take a 30-minute shower before buying more chocolate while eating chocolate then I go to Justus so he can give me the chocolate he owned me from grade 5 and then go to school...Can I have my stuff back Linus..?
Linus: " I talk with my Mom then run away before she can ask about my grades and then I take to Jacob and Rosy my brother and sister and I'm very secretive about what happens next"
Justus: *Points a gun* "DO you really want to ask..?"