Chapter 5: That's Gay P.2
"What?"
"Justus it's not following us..."
*stare*
"...Can you guys not be gay right in front of me?"
"I swear I'll shoot you one day, Linus"
"...Is it time to walk through the ominous and very deadly tunnel..?"
"Yes, Thess it's time to die now"
"Okay..."
"I swear I'm surrounded by a bunch of Psychopaths"
"I'm a fairly normal person what about you Thess?"
"...Chamille said I'm a Sociopath..."
*silence*
"...HAHAHAHHAHAHA"
"AHAHAHHAHA"
"..."
"AHAHAHAHAH"
"BRUH NO WAY!"
"..."
*hisssss~*
"*alert*..."
"COULDN'T BE ME!"
"I'd never take that"
"Duck guys..."
"We're in a cave-!"
*Crk~!*
"...Please don't say that was an egg cracking?"
*Crck~*
"...Slowly move towards me with no sudden moves understood, Linus?"
"We've done this already with the lizard at this point it's just lazy writing"
"That's right Linus, just keep you're sarcastic asshole attitude and don't do any threatening moves okay?"
"Don't worry, Rasputin I like living too"
"...Can I speak now..."
"You've been talking before that Thess..."
"...I just wanted to be important..."
"Now's not the time guys~"
"It is always the time to discuss our feelings it's healthy for relationships-"
"Hahs...Braugh...Ligmas"
*muffled laughter*
"No Linus don't do it..."
"He said ligma, I swear he did..."
*louder muffled laughter*
"Thess do you still have a lighter?"
*quiet laughter in the background*
"...With a miniature propane as well..."
"Who the f*** carry's...right you're all inane creatures from the Shadow Realm..."
"At my count get ready to cause a distraction"
*nods*
"3.."
"₳ⱤɆ ɎØɄ ₳₦ Ɇ₦Ɇ₥Ɏ?"
"2..."
"Wait, guy, it's trying to speak with us?"
"W-wait?"
As Justus's hand whipped out a gun and shoot it faster than his brain could process as a Colt Single Action Army pistol shot out a battle directly at its forehead.
*clink*
"...ł₮ ₴ɆɆ₥₴ ɎØɄ ₳ⱤɆ ₳ ₮ⱧⱤɆ₳₮."
"I'm done laughing about Ligma now...also is it speaking now?"
"Yeah-AHHHHH!"
As it gripped the three of them and slowly crushed their bones.
"F***!"
*faints*
"Oh PHAK! THIS HURT'S!"
"₵ⱧłⱠĐ, ɎØɄ ₴₥ɆⱠⱠ QɄł₮Ɇ ₮₳₴₮Ɏ.."
"PHAK! OF PHAKING COURSE IT WANTS TO EAT ME!"
*pulls something out*
"...Do you want this?"
*relinquishes grip*
"We're very sorry to barge into you're home...please forgive us..."
"ꂦꀗꁲꐞ"
"How about I give you 2 of my chocolate then you can explain what's happening?"
*stares in utter disbelief*
"ł ⱠłVɆ ł₦ ₮Ⱨł₴ ₵₳VɆ ₩ł₮Ⱨ ₥Ɏ ₵ⱧłⱠĐⱤɆ₦ ₳₦Đ ɎØɄ'VɆ ₥Ɇ₮ Ø₦Ɇ Ø₣ ₮ⱧɆ₥ ⱧɆ'₴ ØɄ₮₴łĐɆ ₲Ʉ₳ⱤĐł₦₲ ₳₦Đ ₩Ɇ'VɆ ฿ɆɆ₦ ⱧɆⱤɆ ɆVɆⱤ ₴ł₦₵Ɇ ₮Ⱨ₳₮ ØⱠĐ ɆⱠVɆ₦ ₩łⱫ₳ⱤĐ Ø₣₣ɆⱤɆĐ Ʉ₴ ₳ ₱Ⱡ₳₵Ɇ ₮Ø ₴₮₳Ɏ. ⱧØ₩ɆVɆⱤ, ₩Ⱨ₳₮ ₩ØɄⱠĐ ɎØɄ'ⱤɆ Ɽ₳₵Ɇ ฿Ɇ ł₣ ɎØɄ ĐØ₦'₮ ₥ł₦Đ ₥Ɇ ₳₴₭ł₦₲?"
"I understand and my race is Highborn Human and I exist as the leader of Humanity and am pleased to meet another person"
Linus & Justus: (Did he just write his ADAM game info?)
[Filler-Chan: Hello this is Filler-Chan here to explain. ADAM is a game that became recently popular and created by LTJ(Linus, Thess, Justus) it's a fantasy game that is popular based on its race creation ability and the choosing of what you wish to do such as its specialty creation with its fair play system and the fact any cheats are detected within a week's notice at worst].
₳ⱤɆ ɎØɄ ₳ ₦Ø฿ⱠɆ, ⱧØ₩ ł₦₮ɆⱤɆ₴₮ł₦₲ ฿Ʉ₮ ĐØ₦'₮ ₩ØⱤⱤɎ ł'ⱠⱠ ฿Ɇ ₴ɄⱤɆ ₮Ø ₭ɆɆ₱ ₮Ⱨ₳₮ Ⱡł₮₮ⱠɆ ₮łĐ฿ł₮ Ø₣ ł₦₣ØⱤ₥₳₮łØ₦ ₮Ø ₥Ɏ₴ɆⱠ₣. ฿Ʉ₮ ₵ØɄⱠĐ ɎØɄ ₭ɆɆ₱ ₥Ɏ Ɇ₲₲ ₣ØⱤ ₥Ɇ, ł ₮ⱤɄ₴₮ ɎØɄ'ⱤɆ ₴₥ɆⱠⱠ ₳₦Đ ł ₩ł₴Ⱨ ₮Ø ₭ɆɆ₱ Ⱨł₥ ₳₩₳Ɏ ₣ⱤØ₥ ⱧɄ₦₮ɆⱤ₴ ₳₦Đ ₮ⱧɆ ₴ØⱤ₮.
"Sure I'd love to"
*eyes stare in disbelief*
"ⱧɆⱤɆ...₲ØØĐ฿ɎɆ, ₥Ɏ ₵ⱧłⱠĐ. ₦Ø₩ ₱ⱠɆ₳₴Ɇ ɆӾł₮ ₮ⱧⱤØɄ₲Ⱨ ₮ⱧɆ ĐØØⱤ ĐØ₩₦ ₮ⱧɆⱤɆ..."
"Wow he's heavy goodbye, Snake Mother Aria"
*tail wave*
"..."
"..."
"We don't speak of what happened and *bones realign* gosh my spine is going to be hurting after that one"
"Justus can you help my spine it's kinda hurting"
*SNAP*
*insert girl scream*
"...D-"
"Don't!"
"...The Egg is heavy can you guys help me?"
"F off, animal whisperer"
"...Okay, but I didn't know we had a virtual reality mod installed"
"...Really?"
"It's kinda unreal what happened today and also she said-"
"She?"
"Yes, Linus it's Snake Mother Aria from ADAM she's the first boss-"
"I know but are you sure it's a she?"
"She had two children and there was no one else there besides us dummy and oh there's the door?"
As they exit out of the door to the blinding sunlight which was a stark contrast to the inside cave they came out of Victor's Bathroom.
[Filler-Chan: It's something very similar to a Winner's Store. ;)]
"Mommy, those kids came out of the bathroom together why do they get to do it but not me?"
"Don't look at those...people Honey, now let's go home"
As they got into their car and sped off without waiting for the engine to heat up.
"...Wanna kill some kids?"
"Justus let's question why we got out of the bathroom first okay?"
"...Are we going back to the Nuremberg trial?"
"...The voices won't stop Linus"
"..."
*sigh*
"I hate you all let's just buy some Nikies and get out okay?"
"That's cool with me, what about you Thess?"
"...I only wear Jordan's"
"Have you been watching the King of BellAir again?"
"...Yes..."
*footsteps*
"Hello, Sir's sorry but we'll have to ask you to leave the store"
"Sure man"
"Epic, now I don't have to spend 200$ on shoes"
"...I wanted Jordans"
...
2 Hours Later
...
As they left with a new perspective on the world around them. An old man was on the news today.
/BREAKING NEWS: TAILOR HARL HUBBS HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD/
"Maria is on the case about it now let's go to her now shall we?"
"Hey, Steve it's a sad day for all citizens and adults who have personally bought 's clothing as he was found dead 3 hours ago with multiple bite wounds and a gaping side wound. As a few letters were found in his satchel and Forensic suggests some type of Animal has wound him. Now let's pass it to Cass for field report."
"Hey everyone, it's Cass with some eyewitness reports of what transpired let's start with you today"
"It was rainy and I saw a Teenager-"
"Was he the culprit?"
"N-no he was just walking in front of me weirdly"
"How weirdly?"
"He had a bunch of chocolate in his mouth and hands and his backpack was clearly shaped like an egg but he was constantly distracted by a weird noise l-like a dog's whistle or something like that"
"You mean to say he heard something that is at a frequency too low for Humans to hear and only works for dogs?"
"Y-yes like that because It was as if there was a bunch canine noises around a-and"
"I think we've taken too much time and we'll have to return back to Steve"
*sound decreases as the camera zooms out*
"Another clue for me and the only person who is responsible for keeping our local chocolate shop in business..."
{A/N}: As you can see I've hired an Assistant to assist me and what I mean is I'll be sleeping for the rest of the week maybe Month depends if they keep nerfing Naruto and Sasuke. Anyway, treat her nice okay guys?