"WHAT THE FUCK!" Naruto woke the entire neighbourhood.
He stared down at the Uchiha fan, on his wrist, and then stared down at his neck in the mirror, wondering what the actual fuck the clan symbols were doing there. He had waken up, unusually early, and had started his day off by tripping. After he had gotten to his bathroom and picked up his toothbrush, he had found the first mark on his inner hand. He had freaked a little, then concluded that he was seeing things. But then he found the second mark, on his neck, which he found after looking in his bathroom mirror. Yep. He was definitely seeing stuff. His outburst came out after he found the third mark on his inner thigh while showering. This wasn't coincidental anymore.
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He hurried his way out of his old apartment, rushing his way towards the hokage office. Once he got to his destination, he barged in, wanting to speak to the 5th Hokage.. Or who he called; 'Old hag', or 'Baa-chan'.
"Baa-chan!" He shouted as he kicked the door down.
"How many times have I told you to knock?! And don't call me that!" She shouted angrily.
"Sorry! But this is really urgent! Like suuuuper important!" He talked in a distressed tone to the busty lady.
"What is it, brat?" She asked.
"Tell me if im seeing things, but is that the Uchiha fan?!" He whisper-shouted, pulling down his zipper for his orange and dark-grey jacket, showing the new dicovered mark.
Tsunade looked shocked, concerned, and terrified all in one look.
"Brat, you can't tell anyone, and cover it up." She said, now stressed.
"But- what? All of them?! Tell me why they're there!" He questioned. She looked horrifyed as she abruptly stood up and rushed over to him.
"There's more?!" She shouted, now her hands were on his shoulders. "Don't let anyone see anything, understood?" She said demandingly. "These are hogake orders."
"..Fine." He agreed. He understood it that he wouldn't find out anything right now, so he decided on agreeing.
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After Naruto left the hokages office, Tsuande sat down at her desk again as she was currently worried, mad and annoyed.
"I knew that Uchiha brat would try it, well, it's not happening, not on my watch." She said to no one but herself.
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Naruto, after the hokage visit, made sure no one saw the symbols as he rushed to Sakuras house.
Sakura swinged her door open, annoyed at whoever was there.
"What?!" She shouted at the person.
"Sakura-chan.." The person she shouted at said. 'Turns out it was Naruto..'
"Hey Naruto.. What do you want?"
"Can I lend some concealer.. And a beauty blender..?" Naruto asked, unsure, he had tried to find out a little bit about makeup before arriving. On his way, he found a beauty magazine to learn about makeup and some gloves to hide the symbol on his right hand.
Sakura was confused, why did Naruto, want makeup? Was he..
"Naruto.. Not that I don't support it, but do you.. like men?" The question came like a bombshell.
"N-No! You've got it wrong Sakura-chan! I can't tell you, but it's not that! Just.. please?" He explained, then looking at her pleadingly.
She sighed, then wen't into her house, assumingly to get him the makeup. When she came back she had a beauty blender and the concealer Naruto had asked for. She quietly walked over to the front door again, and handed Naruto the products.
"Thanks!" Naruto yelled, not giving Sakura a chance to say anything.
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When Naruto was home, the first thing he did was to basially sprint towards the bathroom, and putting the products down. He stared in the mirror, then started pulling down his zipper, revealing the Uchiha fan, then his pants, bringing up the other symbol too.
He somehow got the makeup on safely, and could now use T-shirts safely again. He looked at himself proudly in the mirror. Yep. He just used makup without making someone, or in this case himself, look like a clown. Even though it wasn't even that comlicated.
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Sasuke was following his Naruto. He knew when it was morning, and the dobe screamed, that he had found his little overnight work.
'Hn.' He thought. Now the usuratonkachi was using makeup he got from Sakura to cover his work up, damn.
He walked from the window he was currently spying on Naruto with, and went up to his apartment door.
Knock, Knock..Sasuke knocked on the door, while Naruto inside was panicking that someone was there.
"Coming!" Naruto shouted in his normal loud voice, reching through his thin apartment walls. He flung the door open, revealing a man he couldn't recognize.
"Um.. hello? May I help you?" He questioned, skeptical to the randim man in front of his door.
"..." The man said nothing. But then, even before he knew it he was roughly pushed inside by the silent man. 'What the fuck?!'
The man closed the door after him, then turned around again.
Now, if this wasn't a shock to him, then the thing that the man did next definitely did.He dispelled a henge, now being the one he knew as,
"SASUKE?!"