Chapter 6: I've Always Wanted To Be The Best
2 Hours before Aria's Cave
Harley's Room
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"Harley, have you ever seen a butterfly flap its wings in front of your eyes?"
"No, Daddy"
"Well, if you do just remember that if it does you'll be destined to face some great things..."
"Daddy, will you come to help me?"
"Yes, I will sweetie no matter what...*tears appear* so no matter what just never forget me okay?"
"I prom-"
"ise Daddy," Harleen said before forcing herself awake again.
*sigh*
"It's been so long and the only person left to check out after those...massive failures," she said while shaking her head to forget how she stalked her entire class for two weeks.
"Now it's time to follow you, Imposter," she said while putting a photo that looked nothing like Thess on the board with a red string connecting it to many newspaper articles.
"The 1996 Stanley Bakeoff where a sudden crater appeared due to an oven failure however that was the sh***** excuse I've ever seen it's obvious something is up because on that day you appeared with Caesar," she said while connecting the string to another article.
"The 1999 Marathon where you won first place and maintained a ten-minute lead and walked out with no sweat I've always wondered why that happened but perhaps this is simply a person who doesn't sweat but then..." she said as her sight travelled to another photo.
"The year 2000...It was only 3 months ago but I remember that day..." her thoughts flew to that day before she sat down her face went stiff as if she needed to be injected with Robax.
*deep breathing*
"Calm yourself, Harleen it's just a memory they can't hurt you...It seems that we can't connect him to that day if I can't properly remember it, let's just watch some telly to calm ourselves down"
As she grabbed her remote and turned on her small tv and watched Totally Spies with a blanket of Winnie the Pooh.
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"Harleen, why don't you like me?"
"Because you don't speak as a human you're probably an alien whenever you speak it's as if you don't understand emotions or even basic language types like a programmed computer"
"...How should I talk then?"
"Like you want to be alive"
"Women are stupid"
"Men are stupid"
"Go ahead and say that since I'm not human anyways"
"You F*****!"
"Profanity is a bad trait Harleen Rudreen"
"See you did it again, no one says someone's full name when speaking"
"I do so, please just learn to cope..."
"Whatever anyway what happened to Caesar?"
"He went back to Mexico for negotiations with a very demanding person"
"Oh...So are you going to school next year, it was weird being the Kid who goes to school."
"... I'm going to say something very important that will decide what I do next so please pay attention..."
"Not my problem, alien"
"I've always felt different from the other kid Harleen..."
"Now's not the time to be cryptic"
"I feel like I'm an alien, a two-faced person, a wolf in sheep's clothing among actual sheep, a-a-a"
"An imposter?"
"Kinda, I feel so cynical..."
"This isn't the part where you fly or something?"
"I wish so...flying would be exhilarating but sadly no..."
"You're distracting yourself, "
"...I hate waking up, you heartless piece of rock..." as the pink stone in her bag showed its complete appearance and the light coming out of it pointed to the TV.
"So you want me to watch the Telly? Most would say procrastinating is bad but not you I guess..." and the plot caught up to the present day.
"Another clue for me and the only person who is responsible for keeping our local chocolate shop in business..." as her head started running through the greatest chocolate lover in Fourthville.
"...Of course, Fem-boy would have the answers I need but I need to find someone who would know where he'd be right now without alerting anyone else." she looked through her convenient phone number book.
"Bunny Clesh, the most popular tenth-grade girl, knows just about everyone who is everyone but secretly she and Chamille have a hobby which is a love of playing dress-up with fem-boy. So how do I get Bunny to give me his location?" she pulled a drawer and then put in a key and twisted it as it revealed a storage area named "BlackMail".
*whoo~*
"Man it's been a while since I've coerced someone anyway let's get some medium-level stuff first then I'll start on the high-level material".
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Bunny's House
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"Hey, Chamille passes the glue gun to Bunny please" cheerily said Bunny Clesh.
"Yeah, I was wrong Bunny talking in the 3rd person is weird let's leave that to someone else".
"Hey is that Thess walking on the street without any protection?"
"Chammy, please don't start another prank war you've already destroyed all the posters I gave to you and I wanted those back intact and not full of holes."
"B-but, Bunni he's just so comfortable there with no knowledge of us..."
"Why do you not like him anymore?"
"I never liked him, Bunni," she said weirdly seriously.
"I meant that you were such good friends until in grade 7 you just hated him for some reason..."
"Well, can you keep a secret Bunni," she said with embarrassment growing on her face.
"I asked him to Pancake Day because my parents had an interview to go to and guess what he said!"
"That he likes larger girls?"
"No-Yes? How did you know?" she said with a look of unbelief"
"I may...or may not have said to him to say that..."
"..."
"Listen, he never said who it was back then"
"So my self-esteem was killed because of you?"
"Kinda..."
"..."
Chamille said nothing but she grabbed a water balloon out of her bag and chucked it at Thess who'd gotten distracted by watching a spider crawl on his face.
"HAH! F*** YOU!"
"Chamille!"
As he just stared at the slow balloon and then he put the spider on his shoulder and then stared directly through the semi-opened blinds and said:
"Random cool one-liner go!" as grabbed it and threw it right back to the sender and then ran back to the street to avoid traffic.
[Filler_Chan: Hey Guys, I've been wondering but have anyone of you put up a Poll message It'd get me closer to a raise so please do it for me?"