A blank ceiling.

That's what I saw when I woke up.

I sat up.

Or I would've but there was a weight on my chest.

That weight was mitsuri.

"she's quite cute when she's sleeping." The blush on her face heightened. "You're awake... aren't you?" Mitsuri sheepishly sat up on my waist.

I looked her up and down.

"where did you get pink pajamas with Dango on them?" She smiled and placed her hands on my shoulders.

"ophis-chan made them for me!" I wrapped my hands around her waist and hugged her.

"you look nice in them." Her blush heightened but she pushed my head into her breasts.

"pervert!" The flustered woman made no attempt to push me away.

"as much as I'm enjoying the softness of your skin, I did have plans today. So we need to get up." She pouted but complied and moved off of me.

I stripped my clothes and left them on the bed, much to mitsuri's shock.

"why are you stripping?!" I looked at her with a blank look.

"Firstly, it's more comfortable, secondly, I'm about to go have a bath. You are free to join me as the baths are rather large." Mitsuri's blush was magnified heavily when her eyes wandered to my lower half.

Mitsuri looked at my lower half, with shock. I suppose I am rather well endowed in this new body

I casually walked out of the room...

And came face to face with ophis who was still in her adult form.

"were you perhaps mating with mitsuri?" I could see why she asked this.

"WHAT!?" Her scream rang throughout the house.

"noisy..." mitsuri was completely shocked and dazed.

"I was just about to go take a bath. You're free to join me, as is mitsuri." Ophis tilted her head.

"I shall. I have never indulged in such trivial desires. So this time, I shall." I walked past my fellow dragon god and opened the door to the baths.

The room smelt wonderful and it looked beautiful honestly.

Though the large window is a bit off-putting.

But I didn't care, I'm a nudist. I'm fine with being seen naked.

My footsteps rang out against the floor and I could hear two other set of footsteps.

'so mitsuri decided to join us? At least she gets to relax a bit.' I dipped my foot into the bath and it was slightly warm. I sunk into the bathtub and let out a sigh.

"very nice..." I saw the water ripple and saw that ophis had sunk into the water next to me.

"this water feels incredibly soothing. Is there something in it?" Now that she mentioned it, I could feel reishi in this water.

"I see. I must have subconsciously imagined that squad zero members' hot spring. What was his name again? I can't remember. It must be the medicinal properties of the water." She nodded her head and I felt a large amount of softness on my right arm.

I turned to my right and saw ophis's large breasts pressed against my arm.

"you are a truly curious being. I wonder how powerful a child of you and I would be?" The dragon god of infinity began to straddle me but was pulled away by mitsuri.

"no ophis-chan! You can't just have sex with Walter-Kun simply because you want a powerful child with him! If you want to... mate, as you put it, with Walter, then you should develop some sort of romantic attraction beforehand. A hollow relationship is a poor one, especially if you want the child to be raised well." I started to sweat a bit.

"Firstly, I don't want children yet. Secondly, you don't have to use honorifics with me, mitsuri. And thirdly, I do agree with mitsuri on hollow relationships. Relationships with no romantic attraction to the other are doomed to fail." Mitsuri smiled, no embarrassment despite her nude state.

"thank you, Walter. A loveless relationship is one I would never want to be in." Ophis who was now being held like luggage by mitsuri tilted her head.

"so I must first develop romantic attraction towards Walter? Why can he not just beat me and dominate me as dragons usually do?" Mitsuri's face turned bright red.

"...what?" I facepalmed.

Me:"I believe she's referring to a dragon's pride. It would be quite a boost in a dragon's pride to dominate a powerful female successfully. It's simply part of their instinct."

"oh..." mitsuri seemed quite shocked. It makes sense, different cultures.

"aside from all that, we did come in here to wash ourselves. So, shall we?" I had a slight smile on my face.

Mitsuri blushed but ophis looked curious.

"so you will be touching our bodies? I'm curious to experience this." It amazes me how curious ophis is. Well, I was a masseuse in my former life, may as well put my skills to use.

"I was a masseuse. I... am quite good with my hands." Mitsuri... imploded. Her face was bright red and she just... stopped functioning.

"it seems that the swordswoman cannot comprehend that." I chuckled a bit.

"no, she's just quite embarrassed at the implications of such a saying." Ophis once again tilted her head.

"implications? I'm afraid I don't understand." I wasn't surprised honestly.

As I went to speak, mitsuri covered my mouth but ended up in quite the compromising position on my lap.

"she's too innocent! Don't tell her!" I moved her hands away from my mouth.

"mitsuri, you do realise the position we're in right now, right?" The colour of her face revealed that she was well aware.

"I know! But, I didn't want you to say it to her." The love breathing user quickly got off of my lap, luckily before I got a hard on.

"I wasn't joking about the masseuse part though." Ophis looked curiously at one of the chairs.

"right. While I myself am not Japanese, i do know how to wash someone Japanese style. Would you like me too?" Ophis's chest bounced as she stood on her heels.

"I would like to experience that." I nodded and gestured for her to sit down.

"right, well, first we need to wet your hair." I grabbed a bucket and scooped up some water from the bath.

"I'd say this will be cold but your scales will be fine." I dumped the bucket over her head, ophis made no visible reaction.

I grabbed a bottle of shampoo and squirted it onto her hair.

"use a bar of soap to wash yourself." The dragon god did as I suggested and proceeded to use a bar of soap on her skin.

"what should I do, Walter?" I looked to a pouting mitsuri.

"help ophis with washing herself as I do her hair." I started to spread the shampoo on her hair and she made minor movements in reaction to my ministrations.

"this feels rather satisfying." Mitsuri was helping the dragon god wash herself.

This was quite the odd situation.

Two very mature people helping the infinite dragon god to wash herself.

Well... itself. She doesn't really have a gender, just takes a female form.

Wait... if she can do that, could I?

"um, Walter?" I turned to mitsuri...

But noticed a large weight on my chest.

"when did I become a woman?" I looked at the new set of breasts on my chest, I felt the absence of my former genitalia.

I continued to rub in the shampoo before ophis spoke.

"dragon gods represent concepts, so they have no true gender and are natural shapeshifters. It seems you've accidentally transformed into a woman." I continued with my actions.

"so how do I return to normal?" The dragon god hummed.

"I imagine the magical energy within myself moulding into a different form." I did as she said and noticed my breasts were gone.

"thank you, now, we need to use the bucket again." No response, so I scooped more water into the bucket.

Then I poured it onto her head. The shampoo all came running out from the water and onto the floor.

"relaxing. My scales feel much cleaner." She gave me a thumbs up without looking.

"this place looks awful."

My voice echoed out on the red, desolate plains of the underworld.

"I agree, it's like a barren wasteland. It's so terrible." Ophis's face appeared in front of me.

"Well, devils are smart and intelligent beings but they were descended from demons. Demons aren't very smart. But they are more powerful than devils, a single Demon is around ultimate class, at birth." I raised an eyebrow.

"rather absurd that devils could be that much weaker than demons. But, I'm not familiar with demons." A gut-wrenching roar could be heard along with hissing.

"let's go, Walter!" I sighed and ran past her.

Despite mitsuri's speed and skill, she cannot compare to a dragon god or Kenpachi.

Upon arriving, I saw a large amalgamation of hands fighting what seemed to be a massive white snake. Its purple eyes gleamed with anger.

It was rather easy to tell who was winning, the snake was covered in injuries.

"Sankt Bogen." A large bow of blue energy appeared behind me, 20 large arrows ready to fire. Upon gaining the almighty, I also learned all of the Quincy techniques which did piss me off. I wanted to work and achieve them, but now I can't.

"don't interrupt us you brat! Just let me eat this damn snake!" I frowned at the amalgamation.

"for what reason do you wish to eat her?" It's eyes held a gleam of madness.

"for fun! Why else would I wish to devour it!" I'd heard enough.

"I suppose I'll kill you." The arrows sailed through the air bombarding his position and kicking up a small cloud of dust.

The snake looked to me, its head was tilted as if mimicking confusion. Dust cleared and I saw nothing was left off the demon.

I used hirenyaku, honestly, it was very interesting. To ride through the air on reishi platforms is a very foreign experience.

I arrived in front of the snake demon but it looked familiar.

"I can't quite put my finger on it." I felt mitsuri's reiatsu behind me and turned to her.

"don't speed ahead! How am I supposed to protect you when you run ahead?" I just gave her a blank look while pointing to ophis on my shoulders.

"still... I'm one of your sternritter! I have an obligation to protect you!" I hugged her.

"you have no obligation to serve me, mitsuri. Even if you are one of my sternritter. Just, act like how you normally would." Mitsuri was silent and I could feel ophis's gaze.

"thank you... it seems I was trying too hard." I felt the snake slithering up my leg and arm before coiling around my neck.

"you got much smaller. What a peculiar snake. Can you understand me?" The albino snake raised its head up and then down.

"how odd. Do you have a name?" The snake moved its head from left to right. "Do you have a humanoid form?" The snake shook it's head again, how sad.

I activated the visionary and spoke again.

"would you like for me to name you, little snake?" Ophis and mitsuri were surprised at my offer.

The snake nodded its head vigorously.

"very well, I shall name you... melascula." I simultaneously used the visionary to grant her a humanoid form which she instantly transformed into.

Now in front of me appeared a beautiful woman with pink hair and black eyes appeared in front of me.

She was also completely naked.

"hello... master~."