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"So you got a TV show for me?" Producer asked.

"Yessir I do, I was thinking we do reboot season of Total Drama." Screenwriter said.

"Oh Total Drama we haven't done a competitive season for that in years." Producer stated.

"Yeah after so much of the toddler antics of Rama I think it's about time we finally get back to what made Total Drama different from other cartoons from that time." Screenwriter said.

"Chris torturing teens in front of the world?"

"Oh yeah."

"By the way, I hope you don't mind but we're gonna have to get a new voice for Chris." Producer brought up.

"Why what happened with Christian Potenza?" Screenwriter questions.

"I'd rather not get into specifics but if we get the new voice to sound like Chris's old voice actor I don't think anyone will notice."

"If you say so."

"So tell me about the new cast."

"Well we have Millie who's researching how young people are a disappointment." Screenwriter starts listing off the new cast, starting with Millie.

"Agreed."

"Priya who's parents have trained her for Total Drama all her life if there's ever be a reboot."

"How early we talking about?"

"Her mother gave birth to her off a cliff."

"Uh what?"

"They made her do very dangerous activities and eat disgusting food."

"I don't think I like these parents."

"And they dress up like a pats competitors during some training scenes."

"Wait is this a sequel or a remake?" Producer questioned.

"A little of both?"

"Fair enough, back to Priya do they let her have a normal life?" Producer questions.

"Well they said they'd let her be a doctor ONLY if she wins."

"These parents sound horrible."

"Yeah we also have Caleb who's super hot."

"So he's the Justin or Alejandro of the cast, what's he gonna do?"

"He's gonna be there before getting out first."

"Oh."

"Also have Nichelle who's an action actress, but we learn all her stunts are done by an old man named Jerry." Screenwriter explained the next cast member.

"Stunts are dangerous." Producer replied.

"Also there's Julia who's like a spiritual Mother Earth worshipper-"

"Sounds like the vegans from Ridonculous Race."

"But then we she turns nasty and insulting and treats everyone like dirt.

"Oh that took a sudden 180."

"Yeah it was."

"So far does she make it now that her true colors are out?"

"The second to last episode."

"Man it's gonna be hard to keep her for that king if she's such a monster."

"Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience."

"Oh really?"

"Yeah she's just gonna win immunity and the times she doesn't two people are gonna be medically evacuated."

"Oh wow wow wow... wow."

"We also have a guy called Ripper who wishes to hold a world a record."

"Oh what's the record be looking for?"

"Longest under 18 fart."

"Oooooohhh farts are tight!"

"Glad you feel that way because we have a whole challenge where a prime aspect is farts." Screenwriter exclaims.

"Don't you think that's overdoing it a little?"

"I don't think so, we also have Damien who's super smart, Axel who's a mix of Eva and Shawn, Bowie is openly gay."

"And what's his personality like?"

"Oh he's gonna be super strategic and manipulative and he's gonna cause some eliminations."

Producer sighed, "You know after the last few years it's refreshing to have LGBT represents that actually has a personality and isn't just a political thing."

"We also have MK who's sarcastic and a thief."

"Like teens are."

"Wayne and Raj who are hockey players and speak in hockey terms, and Raj is gonna get with Bowie and they have a very sweet relationship and Wayne is happy for him."

"Oh very supportive hockey player!"

"Yeah we also have Chase and Emma who used to date and do prank videos, but now they're broken up because of what Chase did."

"Oh what did he do, kiss another girl in front of her?" Producer asked.

"No he cuts the breaks of her car and made her crash into a pet store and never apologized for it." Screenwriter replied.

"Oh my god!" Producer freaks.

"Yeah and he spends most of the time trying to get back together with her but she doesn't wanna."

"A good choice, this Chase guy sounds like a horrible person."

"But then she takes him back because she thinks he apologizes for it, but breaks up with him again when he says it was for a dirty candy bar."

"Well that was a waste of time." Producer says.

Screenwriter then responds, "And then she's gonna take him back after he got her an immunity win because he wanted pizza."

"And I thought Duncan and Courtney were a toxic couple." Producer shook his head.

"Yeah they're a mess."

"Any other characters?"

"We also have this kid Zee with just the most enormous chin you've ever seen." Screenwriter explains the last two players.

"Oh really?"

"Yeah he's super laid back and drinks lots of soda and he's super slow and he has a prosthetic leg."

"What?"

"Yeah he has a fake leg that everyone sees when a shark bit it off."

"Oh my god what happened?"

"Well actually he was born with a stubby left leg but he makes up a new story because people rather wanna hear cool stories of losing limbs." Screenwriter states.

"Well that is more exciting."

"And lastly we have this one girl and she's super scary."

"Oh she can't be that bad."

"She swings a giant bear around she chases people with knives and jackhammers and she's gonna sing a little song about hiding a body."

"..."

"You getting it now?"

"Yeah this girl sounds terrifying!" Producer panicked.

"That's why everyone calls her Scary Girl, instead of her actual name Lauren."

"Isn't that the name of that blind date you met on Craigslist?" Screenwriter questions.

"I don't see what that has to do with anything-"

"There it is."

"So what do you think?" Screenwriter asks.

"Well it sounds like a fun one time return to an old series."

"Yeah we mostly had nice little fan projects that have been getting cut for reasons I can't explain."

"It's probably nothing."

Total Drama Reunion cancelled