Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour Fanfiction Remake
(Mushroom Kingdom golf course)
It was a beautiful day out in the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario and Luigi were looking at a bright and shiny trophy placed in a display case at the entrance to the golf course.
Mario- It was nice of the princess to invite us to play in this golf tournament.
Luigi- I like that trophy. It's so shiny.
Princess Peach's voice- Mario!
Princess Daisy's voice- Luigi!
Then Mario and Luigi turned around and say Peach and Daisy standing behind them.
Mario- Yes?
Princess Peach- It's play time.
Then Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, and Princess Daisy played a few holes at the golf course and were doing very well. But after Luigi made a very impressive shot by shooting it over the water hazard and almost in the hole, we see Wario and Waluigi angerly glaring at Mario and Luigi with flames in their eyes.
Waluigi- I hate those assholes!
Wario- They think they're so great! We'll show them once we win this golf tournament! All we need now is some chump to play against.
Suddenly, Wario and Waluigi noticed Sonic and Tails walking by while Sonic was holding a golf club.
Sonic- Beautiful day to be outdoors. Wouldn't you agree, Tails?
Tails- Not a cloud in the sky, but I can't believe you chose to spend it playing golf. Have you even played golf before, Sonic.
Sonic- Not really, but I'm always up for new things. And Mario and Luigi said they were playing in this golf tournament, so I figured I'd give it a try too.
Wario- I think we just found our sucker!
Later, we see Sonic, Tails, Wario, and Waluigi playing a few holes. At one point, Tails was spooked by a Chain Chomp that was hiding in the sand trap at one hole. But while Waluigi was laughing at Tails freaking out, Wario had swung his golf club to get their ball out of the sand. However, in doing so, Waluigi was then covered in all that sand. Waluigi just glared at Wario after being covered in all that sand.
Waluigi- Always Waluigi…
Later at the end of the hole, Wario and Waluigi's ball missed the hole. Sonic, Tails, Wario, and Waluigi were on the green while Waluigi was trying to tap the ball into the hole. Unfortunately for him, he missed again.
Tails- Wow! Double boogie!
Sonic- You guys aren't very good at this game, are you?
Wario- Oh shut up!
Waluigi- Stupid ball!
Then Waluigi tried to swing again, only to miss again.
Waluigi- Stupid…
After a few failed attempts, Sonic and Tails eventually got bored and fell asleep.
Waluigi- I hate this game!
Wario- But what are we going to do now? The hedgehog and the fox just fell asleep on us.
Then Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong walked along with a golf club in their paws.
Diddy Kong- Hey, is that Sonic and Tails over there?
Donkey Kong- Yes, but why are they sleeping in the middle of the golf course?
Then Wario and Waluigi got an idea of how they can continue playing through with this golf tournament.
(A bit later)
Donkey Kong was lining up his shot as he took a swing at the golf ball. With Donkey Kong's massive strength, the ball got some major distance. Then it was Wario's turn to hit the ball. As he lined up his shot, he also took a swing and it looked like it was also getting some distance. But as Wario and Waluigi were getting excited about that shot, a scream could be heard as soon as it landed in the woods on the course.
Bowser's voice- OWCH! (Echoes)
Diddy Kong- Uh…I think that's our que to leave!
Donkey Kong- Right back at you, Diddy!
As Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong were leaving Wario and Waluigi behind, an angry Bowser stormed out of the woods with a black eye. Bowser was breathing fire and was glaring at Wario and Waluigi for hitting him in the eye with a golf ball.
Wario and Waluigi (at the same time)- WAAAAAAAAAAA!
Wario and Waluigi began to run like crazy as Bowser began to chase after them with the intent of returning the favor. However, once Bowser realized he was running too slow, he snapped his claws and the Clown Car flew up to him. Bowser jumped into the Clown Car and continued his pursuit of Wario and Waluigi.
Wario- Since when did that flying contraption have cannons on the sides of it?!
Bowser- I had some upgrades installed to battle Mario or Tabuu. Now, get back here so I can blow you assholes up!
(In another part of the golf course)
Link, Ash, Pit, and Shantae were at a course in the golf course and Link was lining up his shot. However, Link was using the Master Sword instead of a golf club.
Ash- You sure you should be doing that, Link? I think you'll slice the ball in half and waste a stroke rather than get the ball in the hole.
Pikachu- Pikachu.
Then Shantae looked over towards the distance and saw what appeared to be explosions at another hole.
Shantae- What's going on over there?
Pit- Must be one of the crazy new additions the Mushroom Kingdom has placed for this game. Like how they do crazy stuff for their kart racing games. And let's not forget all those crazy stuff that happened when we all played tennis.
Shantae- You have a point there.
(Back with the Wario and Waluigi)
Wario and Waluigi were continue to run away from Bowser as he kept shooting explosive at them. Luckily, they found a warp pipe they believe would take them to safety as they jumped down into it. Bowser attempted to as well, but the Clown Car was too big to fit.
(At the 18th hole)
Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Daisy were approaching this stone castle on the final hole.
Mario- Ok, last hole. If I make this shot, I'll win the whole tournament.
Princess Peach- Hope the others can catch up to us before long. Also, I wonder how they're doing.
(Inside the stone castle)
Wario and Waluigi jumped out of the warp pipe and were now inside the castle. They sat on the ground, trying to catch their breath as they were tired as hell.
Wario- Finally…I think…we lost him…
Just then, a looming shadow in the form of Bowser's silhouette appeared over them. As soon as Wario and Waluigi noticed, they slowly looked up and saw Bowser just above them.
Bowser- Think again, freaks!
Then Bowser pulls out a Bob-Bomb and was preparing to throw it at them. Wario and Waluigi panicked and began pounding on the door to try and get it open.
(Outside the castle)
Mario was lining up his shot and was about to swing his club in an attempt to get a hole in one.
(Back inside the castle)
Wario and Waluigi continued to bang on the door as Bowser was moving in on them with the Bob-Bomb.
Wario- Hurry it up, stupid!
Just as they got the door open and continued to try and run away, Mario's golf ball hit Wario on the eye. Then it bounced off of Wario and hit Waluigi in the eye before hitting Bowser in his claw and making him drop the Bob-Bomb.
Bowser- Oh shit…
(Back outside the castle)
Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, and Princess Daisy saw an explosion coming from inside the castle.
Princess Peach- Oh my!
Princess Daisy- What the hell was that?!
Luigi- Princess Peach, was that a new obstacle you've added for the golf course?
Princess Peach- No…I don't recall adding anything new.
Mario- Well…I guess we should see if I got a hole in one.
The End