A/N
I drabbled this up on the Escapist as a joke, as people were dissing the new Saints Row game. I've never played the game, so don't take this as any kind of actual criticism, but I'm aware of its reputation, so, um, yeah.
Saints Low
So there's game that's called Saints Row.
It makes its players feel low.
So down in fact, that they go get high.
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It's fair to say that this Saints Row,
Is a game that really blows,
The review scores ain't reaching to the sky.
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Did Volition go with flow,
When designing this Saints Row?
I guess in end it just did not pan out.
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Can't even play it on the go,
This buggy, muggy, new Saints Row.
It makes its fanbase scream and hiss and shout.
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Where to now with this Saints Row?
Is there room for it to grow?
Should it be patched, receive touch of hotfix?
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Or should they give up with Saints Row,
A move that some would call quite low,
But perhaps it better for Saints Row the sixth?
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Years of dev, nothing to show,
For this reboot of Saints Row.
Well, I guess they could reboot again.
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Could say a lot more 'bout Saints Row.
But I've had enough of woe.
So from griping, I shall now refrain.