So uh, this is late but my brother graduated today so I was pretty busy.
Anyway, there was a copypasta years ago about Dolphin Pussy Jelly and how scientists put some of the dolphin slick onto a monkey dick and it died from a heart attack after jerking itself off so much. So yeah, expect Levi to make Eren catatonic lol.


Eren started his day the same way every morning.

He woke up, stretched, then opened his window to smell the fresh sea air. He put on a pair of comfy sweats or shorts. He went downstairs and made himself a cup of coffee. Then once the coffee brewed he poured into a cup and went outside. He followed the little path from his house to the beach and got on the boards. There he would watch the sunrise while sipping his coffee, enjoying the call of the waking seagulls and the soft roar of the shore.

His life was calm now, peaceful in a way that he never had before. These perfect mornings inspired his art, which in turn inspired buyers to commission him, allowing him to live here each day.

He was happy.

However, for the last week, something new has disrupted his usual schedule.

A seashell on the dock. He noticed a large beautiful conch shell on the worn wood one morning. It was a tan color with a vibrant pink inside and pretty white lines throughout. Eren was confused but was instantly inspired by the curves and color. He made a sculpture that day, the shell a horn for a clay hand he would fire the next day.

The next morning he was surprised to find more shells on the dock. They were all Different sizes and types, there were at least 10 in the pile. As he looked through him, he even found a pretty pink pearl.

"Holy shit." He studied the small pearl, looking around wildly when he realized it was real. Who is leaving this on a random dock? Are these meant for me? He had assumed the conch shell was from someone just leaving it behind. He never saw people on this side of the beach but it wasn't impossible. But two days in a row? It was a little odd.

He took the shells and pearl and brought them inside. One of his buyers had asked for jewelry, he had been planning on using stones but maybe she'd like these shells more. He made two sets of earrings, an anklet, and the pearl he put into a ring, sending them out after receiving confirmation that she would love to buy them. He went back out to the dock at sunset, watching the sun dip below the horizon as he sketched out a few new sculptures to work on. Imagine his surprise when he stood and noticed a new pile of shells beside him.

"What the fuck?! Hello? Is someone there?" He called, looking around the dock but finding himself the only one there. He searched the beach and found the only footprints were his own. Looking at the shells, he noted it was similar to that morning. A handful of beautiful shells of varying sizes, alongside two pretty stones. Eren took them home, confused but already formulating a plan to put them to good use. He didn't notice the silver eyes watching him from below.


It had been 3 days, every morning and every evening he found a pile of miscellaneous things on the dock. It was usually seashells, but sometimes he got some sand dollars, pretty rocks, another pearl, as well as some coins. Last night Eren decided to leave things of his own on the dock. He recognized that whatever or whoever was leaving these were leaving things viewed as pretty or shiny. So he left a few coins of his own, some screws, colorful rocks he got from a gift shop on the boardwalk, and some colorful feathers. He arranged it neatly where the shells usually were and decided to see where they went come morning. His theory, although not great, was that perhaps a seagull or raven had decided to leave him gifts. He saw online that some wild birds would pick up pretty and shiny things and leave them out in exchange for food. Perhaps one had done that with him?

The next morning he jogged outside, not even bothering with his pants as he usually did or his cup of coffee. Too excited to see what the mysterious entity had done with his gifts. Suffice it to say he was pretty disappointed to find nothing there. The offerings he gave were gone, but no shells and rocks took their place. He sat down, staring at the empty spot with an odd feeling in his heart. He enjoyed the little gifts. Eren never knew where they came from, but it was nice to have something new and surprising every morning. What a letdown. Ah well.

He didn't feel like going back to get coffee so he just relaxed, feet grazing the water as he watched the sunrise. That was the plan for the next 20 minutes until a hand suddenly grabbed his foot and pulled. He could barely react before he was underwater, arms flailing to swim back to the surface. What is going on!? Where's the surface? His head eventually popped out of the water, desperately breathing in that precious oxygen. He started to swim towards the dock, confused about how he ended up so far out when a hand grabbed at his side. He froze, green eyes looking down into the dark water. He could barely see past his chest, but the face looking into his was scarily clear.

"HUH?!" Eren screamed, desperately kicking to try and swim away. The person stayed close, silver eyes staring into his as they broke the surface. They were masculine, with long black hair cascading down past their pale shoulders. He was grinning, showing off a mouth full of sharp, jagged teeth. But most scary were his eyes. Shining silver with large pupils, and every time he blinked, as he opened his eyes a second eyelid vertically opened. He couldn't be human at all.

"Shh." The man whispered, a hand coming up to touch his face. Eren flinched back, but the man was unperturbed, simply stroking long and slim fingers across his face. "… pretty…" His voice was hoarse and deep, slightly accented.

"Who are you?! What… what are you?" Eren asked, voice trembling when his small grin became a full smile.

"Yours."

Before Eren could react to the odd reply, the man was dipping beneath the water. Before Eren could breathe a sigh of relief, he felt hands on his hips.

"Hey!" The man didn't respond, simply gripped tighter, sharp nails pushing against his skin as if to warn him not to struggle. He didn't at first, until he felt his underwear being ripped off.

"Hey stop! What the- AH!"

Eren really couldn't hold back his scream when a warm mouth was wrapped around his cock. He grabbed at the man's head, confused as to how he was staying under for that long, but unwilling to struggle when he remembered that mouth of sharp teeth currently within biting range of his dick. The hot mouth suckled at him like a newborn on their mother's breast. Eren was stuck between being turned on by the pleasurable feeling and turned off by the fact that he isn't sure that the being was even human. His dick didn't care, hardening quickly as the man ran his tongue around the glands before dipping the strangely pointed tip into his hole. He screamed out, eyes crossing at the feeling as the man quickly backed off.

"I- what? Who-" The man appeared again, this time pulling Eren closer until their chests touched.

"Levi." The man, Levi, simply said, looking straight into his eyes before licking at his cheek.

"Levi?" Eren murmured. Levi perked at his name, nodding at him.

"Levi."

He said nothing else for a few moments, simply staring at Eren before huffing. He put a hand to his chest and repeated his name, then put that same hand on Eren's. Oh.

"My name? I'm Eren."

"E… ren." Levi tried, seeming content.

Eren was about to comment, probably ask who he was and why the fuck he just sucked dick when a hand was suddenly wrapped around his member. Something smooth brushed up against his legs and he quickly pulled them up, but Levi grunted and pulled at his dick, causing Eren to straighten back out.

"Oi! Why are you touching my dick? Let go!" Eren complained, trying to wiggle away but quickly freezing when a rather ominous growl sounded out of Levi. The sound stopped, an odd almost purr sound taking its place. Levi leaned forward, mouthing at Eren's shoulder and neck as that thing kept hitting his legs beneath the surface. It was most likely Levi, but it didn't feel like legs. However, he didn't care what it was at the moment when the hand on his dick pulled his bottom half forward, a strangled shout barely leaving his mouth he was suddenly rubbing up against something soft and smooth. No way. No way no fucking way- Thoughts ceased when his glands sunk in, warm muscles surrounding him and clenching down hard on his dick. Levi sighed, hands relocating to his ass and squeezing his cheeks before pushing his hips forward, sliding him balls deep into the cunt Levi apparently had. The searing walls around him convulsed, a finger suddenly sliding in beside his cock. Eren moaned at the feeling, gasping when the finger was suddenly put in his mouth instead.

Eren was in heaven.

He couldn't think or move. He simply floated there, chest to chest with an odd humanish non-human, completely stuffing his pussy. He was no virgin, but this was unlike anything he ever felt before. He didn't even need to thrust, he simply stood still as Levi's pussy milked his cock, walls clenching and almost slurping at him from the inside. Levi massaged his ass with one hand while he remained catatonic, feeling like he already orgasmed when his dick was throbbing as a painful reminder that he was still full. The taste on his tongue was ambrosia, a mix of sweet and savory that he never experienced before. He sucked on that finger clean, groaning in disappointment when the flavor faded. Levi smirked at the look on his face, a soft moan pulled from his lips when Eren bucked against him. His fingers dipped back into soft folds, saliva gathering in Eren's mouth as he waited for another taste. He didn't even realize his change of position until a few moments later. Levi was floating on his back, face somewhat underwater with Eren on top.

He offered his fingers to Eren, allowing him to see the light blue slick drenching his fingers. He practically fell forward, mouth wrapping around those sinful fingers. As soon as the slick touched his tongue he came. A loud groan was the only warning Levi got as he blasted his cum into Levi's throbbing hole. He kept sucking, mind fogging. All he knew, all he felt, was Levi. Smelled him, tasted his slick, felt his muscled chest under his, and heard his small moans as Eren came inside him. Eren soon realized he couldn't stop coming. His cock was erupting inside the odd man like a geyser with no end in sight. He cried out, Levi's muscles squeezing his oversensitive member until he lay against his chest, gasping like a fish out of water even as he still sucked on Levi's slick-soaked fingers.

"Eren. Good." Levi grunted after a few minutes. Eren was catatonic on Levi, dick finally calming down enough that he was only letting out little spurts. Levi seemed content, simply floating there while he pet wet brown hair.

"I hah hah what hah… fuck…" Eren panted, groaning when Levi tightened once more.

"Levi!" He whined, tears beginning to fall at the pleasure high he couldn't get off of.

"Eren." Levi murmured, shushing him as he tried to babble off any question. Too bad his brain wasn't working. Levi started again, fingers finding Eren's mouth to feed him his heavenly slick. All the while Eren began thrusting once more, dick hard as a rock even after cumming that much. He passed out that time, reawakening on the beach. He simply stared at the stars above him, unsure what to do. His body ached, especially his dick. He was exhausted even after sleeping for all that time, and slowly pulled himself off the beach. Despite feeling dirty, he simply fell into his bed. He dreamt of a silver mermaid with a round belly that night.


The shells appeared on the dock the next morning, but this time a man sat beside them.

Eren approached warily, mouth dry as the man slowly turned towards him. He was naked, pale skin on display, stomach bloated.

Eren understood why.

"Mine." Levi said, hand resting on the bump. He turned towards Eren then, human legs opening wide to show off his puffy pussy. It was red and wet, folds peeled back neatly to show all the cum still sliding out. Eren's cum. Eren gulped, mouth drier now that he saw the pretty blue slick splashing onto the boards. He would die without that. Dehydrated as he was, he needed that slick.

Levi smiled at him then, holding open those lips with two pale digits.

"Yours." Eren dove forward then, absolutely ravenous for the slick he had the day before. He devoured that pussy until Levi came, hands in his hair and moans falling freely from his lips.

The artist by the shore was never alone again, head tucked firmly inside his beautiful lover's thighs.


I'm on the road a lot this weekend cuz my brother graduated and at one point, I had typed the entire story start to finish, closed the app and did other shit, and opened it again to find half of it gone. I had no internet so it didn't save it -_- so sorry if the sex is rushed cuz that was what got deleted

ALSO SHOUTOUT TO JAEGERBATE BECAUSE THEY INFECTED ME WITH THEIR LONG HAIRED LEVI BRAINROT /jaegerbate/status/1654615853772709889?s=20
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