CWB COTTON BAWL TUBBS
CWB's narrative
It was a rainy day, I remember. Cotton bawl was coming over but Mr. Tubbs was already here. I think about how mad Cotton bawl will be. I'm dating Cotton bawl but I also really like Mr. Tubbs. Both of them light up my darkest days and always makes me smile.
I hear a knock at the door while I'm cuddling with Mr. Tubbs. "I'll go get the door." Mr. Tubbs says politely. God, he's so dreamy. He opens it and there standing at the door, is a sad Cotton bawl. I jump up as fast as I can and go hug them. "What's wrong baby?" I say. "Custom..I'm pregnant!" They scream. I'm shocked. "How did I get her pregnant?" I ask myself.
"Who the fuck is this?!" Mr. Tubbs yells. Scared, I run into Cotton bawls arms, crying at the sight of an angry Mr. Tubbs. "Get away from Custom boo!" Cotton bawl yells. "Can we stop yelling! God will make this all right!" I say squeezing Cotton bawls arm.
"Have you ever done a threesome?" Mr. Tubbs asks. "No! That's against god!" I say, I don't wanna disappoint my one and only lord. "It's not a bad idea Custom, it'll get our minds off the baby!" Cotton bawl says. "I like you both so much and I can't imagine losing you two." I say back, with tears in my eyes.
After we do "it", we lay together, talking about everything. It was nice and they don't seem mad anymore. I smile. "What's making you all smiley smile?" Cotton bawl asks. "I'm with my two favorite people. I want to be in this moment forever." I say back. "What if we do stay in this moment forever?" Mr. Tubbs asked. "What do you mean?" I ask. "We all move in together, we live our lives together." He says.
I dream about it only being us three, the world gone, no more whales and no more wars. I can't disobey my lord though, I cant go against his words. I sigh. "I can't. I can't disobey him any longer." I say, putting my clothes back on and walking out the door. I can hear them cry and comfort each other but, I have to stay loyal to the only man who matters, god.
I cried for a couple nights. I sob. I can't believe it's over. Neither of them want to see me anymore, they're living together. I cry harder. I wanted that but I can't leave god. He's helped me through so much. He got be out of that bad place and I believe in him. "Dear god, please forgive me for I have sinned. Please wash it away and make me new again, make me yours again. Amen." I say, crying.
10 years later
I'm walking down to the cafe to grab some coffee. I need it before I go liv, I need the caffeine for the whale wars tonight. I hope there's not too much happening tonight. I'm still trying to get over the feeling of losing my two favorite people so when I see them at the cafe together my heart dropped to my feet.
They don't even acknowledge me at first. "Hey guys! How's it been?" I asked nicely. "Better without you in it." Cotton bawl said. I was shocked. I ran out of there as fast as I could. I probably looked funny running away. I couldn't feel my heart at all. Everything was done. I wasn't going live tonight. I will never go live again.
The end