Author's Note
Hi everyone, MisterStevenson here! After some thought, I've decided to write another story with the TDI:2022 Season continuity of characters.
Now, this chapter alone contains HEAVY spoilers for the first story. So if you haven't read it, I highly suggest you do.
So without further ado, please enjoy.
-MisterStevenson
It opened on a man wearing a business suit sitting at a desk. "Look, Mr. Hatchet, our hands are seriously tied right now." The man began, the camera also turning to reveal Chef sitting opposite from him.
"And I keep tellin' ya over and over again. I'm not the hostin' type. I could handle it for a challenge or two, but the whole dang season? Nuh-uh!" Chef shook his head at the thought. "But with the higher-ups already wanting a new season, combined with McLean's unexpected retirement, we don't really have any more options." The man in the suit shrugged.
"Well…How about that kid who hosted the quiz show?" Chef suggested. "Mr. Gray?" "Yeah, that guy. He's WAY more suited to the hostin' position than me." "Well…I suppose I could make a few calls…" The two conversed as the man in the suit pondered the possibility.
"Okay, I'll try…But you still have to come back on as Co-Host, you're just too iconic not to." The man said, before sliding a piece of paper in Chef's direction. "*sigh* Yeah, I know." Chef sighed, taking a pen and renewing his contract.
It then flash-forwarded an unknown amount of time. It also cut back to Chef, standing in front of a gate, tapping his foot and looking at a wristwatch. "That kid's almost thirty minutes late, he better not have ditched!" Chef exclaimed.
"Ditched? Oh, Chef baby, I wouldn't abandon this gig if the world was ending." A smug voice said from offscreen. "Well, it's about time ya showed up!" The camera panned over to reveal the source of the voice…Topher.
"Hey, a sexy face like mine needs time to get ready. It's not everyday you get called up and are FINALLY told you can be the next TD host." Topher explained. "Uh-huh, sure." Chef rolled his eyes.
"So, seems the season's taking place back here?" Topher asked. Then it zoomed out, revealing the old film lot from Total Drama Action. "Yeah, apparently the network wants to remake the first three seasons or somethin'." Chef answered.
"Huh…Neat." Topher commented. Then a male intern with short brown hair walked up. "Excuse me, sir? We should probably do the intro and stuff before the contestants arrive." He suggested.
"Great idea…Clyde." Topher said, reading the intern's name tag. "Alright people, get off your asses, 'cause it's showtime!" Topher exclaimed in an extravagant tone. "Now, lights…Camera…Action!" Topher shouted, before the sound of a clapperboard was heard.
(Narrated by Topher Gray)
Previously on Total Drama Island! Sixteen teenagers came to Camp Wawanakwa to compete in the glorious reboot of Total Drama. After many hardships, a couple of romantic side plots, and several upsets, it all came down to Wayne the Daredevil, MK the Gamer Girl, and Valentine the Nice Girl.
It was very close, but in the end, Wayne was able to win the 2.5 million, and a stylish gold briefcase! And now, those same sixteen schmucks will be competing again, but this time, we're back at the old film lot!
[Zooms out to show the run-down gate, then one of the letters proceeds to fall off, before zooming back into Topher.]
Six weeks, sixteen contestants, who will overcome everything, and win the million dollars? We kinda had to lower the prize money, but it'll still be exciting! Find out on the newest season of Total…Drama…Action!
"So, how'd I do? Not bad for my first time, huh?" Topher asked Chef. "It ain't Chris, but it'll have to do." Chef responded. "Hehe, awesome!" Topher fistpumped before turning to address the interns.
"Alright people that was good, now roll the intro!" Topher ordered.
(Fade to Opening Theme)
[Multiple cameras and stage lights covered in dust and cobwebs appeared out of various parts of the film lot, before a person holding a banged up clapper board marked the next transition.]
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine!
[It showed a flyby shot of the Film Lot, Topher was briefly seen driving by in an old golf cart, which instantly broke down, making him annoyed.]
You guys are on my mind!
[It showed the prop 1000-foot cliff, before dropping into a pool of water.]
Ya asked me what I wanted to be,
[Damien was seen frantically swimming away from a giant shark.]
And now I think the answer is plain to see!
[It panned up to show Raj dodging a bunch of random objects, before pumping a fist in the air.]
I wanna be…Famous!
[It then panned over to show Wayne operating some sort of turret, returning the fist pump. Emma was standing beside him, before suddenly wrapping her arms around Wayne, kissing him, and making him completely red in the face.]
I want to live close to the sun…
[It cut to Priya and Julia meditating together.]
Well pack your bags 'cause I've already won!
[Nichelle was in the Confessional getting her makeup done, before she accidently looked over at someone holding a can of hairspray, spraying her eyes, and running offscreen.]
Everything to prove, nothin' in my way.
[Axel and Ripper were on platforms and holding dueling sticks, Ripper made several jabs at Axel, before she hit Ripper in the kiwis, causing him to fall.]
I'll get there one day.
[It then cut to the kitchen, where Chef was cooking something, before a fire started offscreen.]
'Cause I wanna be…Famous!
[It panned over to reveal Clyde and three more interns trying to put out the fire, before a disappointed Chef came over with a fire extinguisher. It then cut over to Caleb arm wrestling someone and actually losing, it panned over slightly to the left to reveal that person to be Zee.]
(Na-na nananana, nanana-nana, nananananaaaa)
[It then cut over to Millie and Chase. Chase angrily approached Millie, but Millie proceeded to pick up Chase and throw him offscreen, landing in front of a limousine.]
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nananana, nanana-nana, nananananaaaa)
[Bowie was revealed to be the passenger of said limo, before getting out and posing for the paparazzi. It then panned over to a stage, where Topher was wearing a suit and standing at a podium, Valentine walked up wearing a pink dress and holding a tray with several silver Topher statues on it. Before cutting to MK playing video games by one of the casting trailers, the other contestants then crowded around her, posing for a group photo, Topher and Chef also being on the sidelines.]
(Fade Back)
It faded back into the Film Lot's entrance, Topher was sitting on a makeshift chair, looking bored. "Ugh, seriously, where in the hell is that-'' but he was cut off by a bus honking its horn. "*ahem* It appears the cast has FINALLY arrived!" Topher motioned to the bus.
The doors to the bus opened, and out walked the familiar duo of daredevils. "Whoa, a Film Lot! Ain't been at one o' those in a while, eh Raj?" Wayne asked. "Yeah man, not since the stunt with the cherry picker and the airsoft guns." Raj responded.
And then the two stepped off the bus, followed close behind by Priya, then Caleb, then Emma and Valentine, then Nichelle, Zee, Bowie, Axel and Ripper, Chase, Julia, MK, Millie, and finally Damien.
"Ayo, whaddup whaddup! Damien's back 'n better than eva' baby!" Damien exclaimed, but was immediately shoved by Millie. "Yeah, better by YOUR standards." Millie rolled her eyes. "I'm just so psyched to see everyone after a whole year! Wouldn't you be too?" Valentine conversed with Emma.
"Ah sh-*bleep* Not these assholes again!" Chase shouted. "Hey Nichelle-Nites! I've arrived at the new TD season, and I'm here to win this time!" Nichelle spoke with an obnoxious tone. "Haha, level up!" MK exclaimed, playing her iconic handheld.
"Hey, It's ya boy, Zee!" Zee crossed his arms as a cheering crowd was heard coming from seemingly nowhere. "I am glad to see that someone is happy to be back on this show." Priya said. "Peace be with you, everyone." Julia said.
"...I see you came back." Axel glared at someone. "Of course I did, all sixteen of us were basically required too." Ripper said. "Geez, they're still goin' at it?" Wayne observed. "Seems like it." Raj added.
Topher then stepped into frame. "So now that everyone's caught up, I think it's time to begin for realsies!" He clapped his hands together. "Uh, who's this white boy?" Damien asked. "As all of you know, I'm Topher Gray, upcoming actor, past Total Drama contestant…And your new host!" Topher bragged about himself.
Then Chef pulled up, driving a small tour bus. "All aboard, ya dumb kids!" He shouted. "You all heard the man." Topher said. "ALL of you." Chef reiterated. "*gulp* Hehe, we all heard the man!" Topher got on the tour bus as well.
"Alright, now strap yourselves in, 'cause I gotta return this bus before anyone realizes it's- I mean, It's rented by the hour!" Chef recovered, before beginning the drive through the lot. Topher then stood up and grabbed one of those speaker things on the wall.
"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and welcome to our tour of this abandoned and crummy film lot!" Topher said without punctuation. "This lot was built in nineteen…The twentieth century, and was the site of many classic movies." Topher said WITH punctuation.
"Now, before I drop some more knowledge on your dumb heads, can anyone tell me why the lot closed down?" "Because of all the health and safety violations that were happening on the regular?" Ripper chimed in.
"No, stupid! Because a giant animatronic monster went on a rampage, duh!" Topher had his hands on his hips as he corrected. "Anyways, this film lot in question is the location of Total…Drama…Action!" Topher said.
"Yeah, we know that already." Caleb said. "Personally, I just hope to show off my gorgeousness to the world!" Bowie posed. "Uh…Sure. Now, you'll be spending the next six weeks here, completing the same challenges you're used to, but also winning some rewards here and there." Topher explained.
"And like last season, there will be two teams, one will win, and the other will have to send one of their pals packing. Then make the journey down the Walk of Shame, and take a ride on the Lame-ousine." Topher explained, as the bus pulled up to both things in question.
"Now, since this is a reboot of Action, also returning is the iconic Makeup Confessional!" Topher announced as the bus drove past said confessional.
(Makeup Confessional)
Bowie- "Clothes, makeup, accessories? Oh my God, I died and went to Heaven!"
(Makeup Confessional End)
"And over there, replacing the Mess Hall, is the Craft Services tent. It used to be for everyone but the campers, but it just seemed right coming onto the film lot." And then a crashing sound was heard.
"Grab it! Grab it!" "It's too fast!" Two voices were panicking, as a rat ran out of the tent, followed by Clyde and a tan female intern with dark brown hair. The bus then continued to drive. "And for the team that totally blows it in whichever challenge we have going, you then have to survive the dreaded award ceremony!" Topher exclaimed, before the bus passed by a large stage with four silver Topher statues on it.
"Where all but one loser will receive the prestigious, the amazing, the legendary…Silver Topher award." Topher announced.
(Makeup Confessional)
Ripper- "The "Silver Topher"? That's even lamer than the Gilded Chris."
Valentine- "I NEED one of those!"
(Makeup Confessional End)
The bus continued its drive through the lot. "Whoa, so many sets…They could really do with some maintenance though." Emma commented. "What part of "Abandoned film lot" didn't you understand?" Axel asked.
"Now, in spirit of the reboot, you'd probably expect us to reuse the Monster Movie challenge as well?" "Well, kinda." "You'd be wrong then!" Topher and Caleb conversed. "At least you're being SLIGHTLY more original than Chris was." Ripper commented.
"Hey, there were lots of unique challenges last time." Zee interjected. "And you barely competed in them." Ripper shot back. "Ooh, walked straight into that one." Zee mumbled.
"Instead, your challenge is to run and hide across the film lot, and the last two contestants standing…Well, we'll get to that later, hehe." Topher chuckled at the announcement. "So like, what're we running from?" Nichelle asked.
"Why, the ENTIRE crew of course! Chef, the Interns, even myself if I feel like it." Topher explained. "Doesn't that seem just a little unfair?" Emma asked. "Maybe a little…So out of the goodness of my heart, I'll give you a one-minute head start." "One minute!?" Damien exclaimed.
"Sixty…Fifty-nine…" Topher slowly counted, and then a chain of events occurred. Damien ran away screaming, which caused more and more people to panic, and run off in random directions, some also screaming.
"Hahaha! I think I'm gonna love this job!" Topher laughed with glee before continuing the countdown. It then cut to a group consisting of Axel, Millie, Caleb, and Zee. "Keep moving Cadets! KEEP MOVING!" Axel shouted.
"Oh man, this is some serious bullsh-*bleep*, makin' us all run like this!" Millie exclaimed. "I'm not complaining, it hasn't actually been that bad so far." Caleb added. "Well, the challenge literally just started, dum-dum! Of course it's smooth right now." Axel also added.
Suddenly, Zee rocketed past the other three. "Come on guys, It's just a matter of time before they start hunting!" He called out to the astonished group of three.
(Makeup Confessional)
Zee- "Ever since I started eating healthier, my skills have improved VASTLY! And as a bonus…I'm not falling asleep every five minutes!"
(Makeup Confessional End)
It cut to the next group, consisting of Wayne, Raj, and Emma. They were hiding in a run-down film site. "Alright, everyone okay?" Raj asked. "Nothin's broken." "Yeah, I'm alright." Wayne and Emma answered.
But then Emma began to look around. "Wait a minute…Where's Valentine!?" She was now frantically looking around. "I guess we got separated in the confusion." Wayne guessed. "Don't worry, just about everyone likes her, I'm sure she's found someone to group with." Raj said.
It then cut back to Topher. "...I think It's been long enough." He then pulled out an airhorn. "Alright gang, go get 'em!" Topher blew the airhorn, and four interns ran past him. It then cut to Valentine, continuing that whole thing from earlier.
"Okay, I might be alone, but that may work to my advantage. They may say there's safety in numbers, but maybe that's there to trick you and stuff." She rambled before taking cover behind a fake building.
"...Where is everybody?" She asked with slight concern. Next it cut to Bowie, who was also alone. But he stopped when he reached a window, looking at his reflection. "Well…Hello there sexy." Bowie then began posing.
(Makeup Confessional)
Bowie- "I was offered a modeling contract after TDI. They said that given some time…I could be the new Justin of the modeling industry."
(Makeup Confessional End)
It cut back to Bowie still posing in the window. He then felt a tap on his shoulder, he looked to see one of the interns, a black male with black hair. "Yeah, uh, you're out." He made a gesture as he finished. "Aw fiddlesticks, really?" Bowie asked.
"Yep, sorry." Bowie then turned to walk away, but was stopped by the intern. "...Doesn't mean you can stop flexing." He said. "Really now?" Bowie asked, before cutting to MK, ducking and weaving around various parts of the film lot.
She proceeded to climb a tree on some kind of set, and then she took a breather. "Heh, I guess being nimble gives me a SERIOUS advantage. I can probably take it easy for a while." MK began to relax…But was immediately taken out of it as the tree began to ferociously shake, knocking her out of it.
"W-What in the hell!?" She exclaimed, before coming face-to-face with her as of now captor. "You're out, gamer girl!" Chef yelled in MK's face. "Aw, come on!" MK stomped her foot before it cut to Topher, sitting in a Director's chair.
"Looks like two of our competitors have already been caught. And you can see everyone else get caught too…After these messages! On Total…Drama…Action!" Topher said before fading out.
(Cut to Commercial)
It faded back in to Priya and Julia meditating behind a fake building. Then the sound of footsteps were heard offscreen. "Hey, you hear that?" Julia asked. But Priya remained in her meditative state.
"Hello…? Priya?" Julia asked again, but the footsteps got closer. "Ngh…*sigh* Sorry about this." Julia apologized, before running away. "...That was not a wise thing to do." Priya said, before Julia was heard screaming.
"See?" Priya commented, before the ACTUAL footsteps got even closer. "Personally, I woulda acted like Julia and ran. So why're you so calm?" A voice asked. "I have reached a new level of enlightenment since we have all seen each other…And I could tell it was you by your footsteps." Priya answered.
It panned to the left to show the mysterious person to be Ripper. It then cut away from the two, to show Nichelle and Damien. "I'm just sayin', a fine-ass honey such as yourself shouldn't have ta work." Damien tried putting on the moves.
"Psh, drop dead you gangsta wannabe." Nichelle shot back, before returning to her phone. "Ohohohoh, you did NOT jus' say dat!" Damien shouted. "Oh, I did say it." Nichelle casually responded.
"Listen up bi-*bleep*! I am Damien "D-Train" Matthews, and I don't gotta take this!" Damien shouted even louder. "Ugh, I'm leaving, you big baby." Nichelle got up, before noticing a few interns surrounding the two.
"*Mmph* *Mrph* *Mamph*" said a male white intern with black hair and bandages covering his mouth. "He says, "We could hear you bickering from like a hundred yards away…You're pathetic." The black male intern from earlier translated.
"This is all you're fault!" Nichelle exclaimed, before cutting back to Valentine, walking through the film lot. "Twenty minutes of walking around, and I haven't seen another person. Where is everyone?" Valentine wondered, before bumping into someone.
"Huh, what do you want?" Valentine's face fell as she was met with none other than Chase. "Oh, It's you…Scary Girl." Chase said with malice. "But, my name's-" "I know what your fu-*bleep*-ing name is…Scary Girl suits you MUCH better." Chase said.
Scary looked like she was about to apologize for something, but then her expression grew a lot more hostile. "Chase, It's been a whole year since the last season. You were in the wrong for calling me a freak in front of the whole team, your unpopularity is justified, so just grow up already!" Valentine shouted.
Then Chase seemed to look towards something. "...I hate you so much." Chase then grabbed Valentine and shoved her into the arms of an approaching intern, booking it in the process. "Wow…What a di*bleep*, am I right?" Clyde asked, before cutting back to Axel, Caleb, Zee, and Millie.
"Hey Axel, dontcha think we should take a break from running? We're gettin' tired." Caleb said. "Power comes from pain, Cadets. But we are pretty far from everything…" Axel pondered.
"*inhale* *exhale* Oh sweet Mama above, let's just stop!" Millie exclaimed in-between breaths. "*sigh* Fine, we pack up at 1235 hours!" Axel ordered. "Huh?" Zee asked. "We leave in ten minutes!" Axel clarified.
"Actually, you'll be leaving now." The smug voice of Topher said from offscreen. "And what do you want?" Axel asked. "Remember what I said earlier? About me participating if I felt like it?" Topher leaned in.
"So does that mean-" "Yep! All of you are outta the challenge!" Topher interrupted Caleb.
(Makeup Confessional)
Axel- "Dammit! I knew we shouldn't've stopped!"
Topher- I don't know why they stopped, I prolly would have missed them."
(Makeup Confessional End)
It then cut over to Wayne, Raj, and Emma. "Alright guys, we gotta stick together if we want to better our odds of surviving this." Wayne said. "Dude, you said that five minutes ago." "I know, just making sure you both remembered." Wayne and Raj conversed.
Then, a pair of heavy footsteps emanated from nearby. "What was that?" Emma asked. Wayne looked out from there hiding spot. "It's Chef…And he's coming this way!" Wayne whispered.
"Uh-oh, what do we do? He's bound to find us." Emma also whispered. "...I'm gonna go distract him." Raj spoke up. "What? Dude, he's like five times your size, you won't get far." Wayne said.
"Don't worry, remember that stunt I did with Elliot in episode fourteen?" Raj asked. "The one with the squirrels?" "Oh yeah." "...Go get 'em buddy." The two daredevils conversed.
(Makeup Confessional)
Wayne- "For those of you at home that don't know what this "episode fourteen" is. After I won TDI, me and Raj used a bunch of the money to create our own show. It's called "Crazy Train", me, Raj, and our other friends do a half hour's worth of dangerous stunts. It's Canadian Jackass basically.
(Makeup Confessional End)
"Alright, three…Two…One…Squirrel tactics!" Raj leaped out from behind the hiding place, and zig-zagged across Chef's line of sight. "Hey, get back here, hockey boy!" Chef shouted, before running after Raj.
"Well, looks like It's just us now." Emma said. "Yeah, looks like it." Wayne said, slightly red in the face. It cut back to Priya and Ripper, who were sitting on the ground. "Frankly, I'm more surprised you're not screaming my head off about all that manipulating I did last season." Ripper said.
"Last year, I would have yelled at you, but I have learned not to hold a grudge. And yelling would put me in a severe disadvantage in this challenge." Priya explained.
(Makeup Confessional)
Priya- "Also, I watched a rerun of the previous season. Ripper's apology was indeed genuine.
(Makeup Confessional End)
It then cut back to the two, but a loud noise suddenly emanated from nearby. "Hey, I think something's behind that building!" An intern shouted. "What is that noise?" Priya looked around.
"I don't know!" Ripper was also looking. It panned over to show Chase hiding in a nearby bush, screaming his lungs out. "*Mmph* *Mamph*" The bandaged intern poked his head out from behind the building.
"Run!" Ripper shouted. Priya was able to get away, but the intern was able to tackle Ripper to the ground, eliminating him. It cut back to Wayne and Emma again, still in the same hiding spot.
But then it quickly cut back over to Chase, the bandaged intern had found him hiding in the bush. "Ah sh-*bleep*!" Chase shouted. It quickly switched back to Wayne and Emma. "So, how many do you think are left?" Wayne asked.
"I don't know, but I don't wanna leave this spot to find out." Emma answered. "You got that right." Wayne agreed. "So…Our one-year anniversary is coming up soon." Wayne said. "*gasp* You remembered!?" Emma clasped her hands together.
"Hey, I may get hit in the head a lot, but I'll never forget the day I asked you to be my GF." "But you DID forget your own birthday." "Only twice." "And who you were." "For half an hour." "AND you nearly kissed Raj that one time because you thought he was me." "Okay okay, I get it." The two playfully conversed.
"But I can't believe we're gonna celebrate it on some film lot." Emma said. "We could always sneak off to the city for the night, but we could get penalized…" Wayne pondered. Then the sound of someone clearing their throat could be heard.
It panned over to show the tan female intern with dark brown hair. "I REALLY don't want to interrupt your anniversary plans…But there's a challenge going on…" She trailed off. "Come on Amanda, tag one of 'em!" Another voice called out.
"RUN!" Wayne shouted. But they couldn't get up fast enough, and the intern (now known as Amanda) tagged Emma. And after she was tagged, a siren blared all throughout the lot. "Alright contestants, enough running around! We've got our winners!" Topher said over an intercom.
"Wait…I won the first challenge?" Wayne asked nobody in particular. "So all of my running actually paid off?" Priya also asked. It then jumpcut ahead to the sixteen competitors standing by the casting trailers.
"Greetings, all! And congratulations to our two winners…Priya and Wayne!" Topher announced. "Hey, way to go, buddy!" Raj congratulated. "I am humbled to have won the very first challenge." Priya said.
"Now, I mentioned that the last two contestants standing would get to do something. And that something…Is to pick the teams!" Topher announced. "Whoa dude…I have the power of teamwork…In my hands." Wayne looked at his hands.
"But not right now! Instead, since we've got some time left, we'll be doing a follow-up challenge." Topher announced. "A follow-up? Are you serious?" Ripper asked. "Yes siree! Now everyone meet me at the Craft Services tent, actually, just follow me there." Topher motioned.
(Makeup Confessional)
Ripper- "I have a feeling I know what this "follow-up" challenge is."
(Makeup Confessional End)
It cut to the sixteen contestants in the Craft Services tent, and there was a large table covered with food. "This…Is your follow-up challenge." Topher motioned to the food. "Called it!" Ripper exclaimed.
"Now, one thing I should make clear, the food before you is fake…Not real! And in said food, is a key. And the first one to find it, will get first pick at the trailers." Topher announced. "Sounds easy enough." Raj said.
"Everybody ready?" Topher began reaching into his back pocket. "On your marks…Get set…Get searching!" Topher exclaimed, also firing a shot in the air. Everyone immediately began digging through the prop food.
"Did you seriously bring a gun on set!?" Chef shouted at the young host. "Hey, the network said it was fine." Topher grinned. It cut back to the contestants, food was being torn apart and thrown everywhere.
"Come on, where are you, stupid key!" Nichelle shouted. "Relax, dudette. Shouting's not gonna speed things up." Zee said. It then cut over to Wayne and Raj. "Come on dude, look in there!" "I have already, I'm about to look in here!" "Well hurry, we don't want someone like-" but their conversation was suddenly interrupted.
"Found it!" Ripper shouted, holding a gold key. "And it seems that Ripper will get the first crack at the trailers." Topher announced.
(Makeup Confessional)
Ripper- "The banquet reminded me of my family's Sunday Dinners. So I asked myself, "What's the last thing that people usually go for in a meal that large…?" The salad."
(Makeup Confessional End)
It cut back to the contestants in front of the casting trailers. "Okay Ripper, on my right, you have a shiny new trailer. And on my left, a dirty, run-down trailer from the OG season. Which'll ya pick?" Topher asked.
"...I'll pick the run-down trailer." Ripper decided. "Uh, you sure, man?" Topher asked. "Come on dude, don't be polite to the girls. Drop some true equality on their asses!" Chase half-whispered. "Trust me guys, I know what I'm doing." Ripper turned back to Topher.
"Yeah, I'm sure." Ripper said before walking up to the trailer and inserting the key, opening the door, and walking in. "Guess we gotta spend six weeks in that sh-*bleep*-hole." Damien said. "Looks like the girls get the shiny trailer!" Topher motioned to said trailer.
"Yeah!" "Woo-hoo!" "Most excellent." Several girls cheered…Until. "OH MY GOOD GOLLY GOD!" Bowie shouted. It cut back to the guys to show them standing in a clean room with high-quality bunk beds.
"See? Haven't you guys learned anything from being on this show?" Ripper asked smugly. "I guess you got a point." Caleb agreed. "What the- oh come on!" Millie shouted from the door. It then cut ahead to the girls checking out their trailer.
It was dirty and had Total Drama-quality bunk beds. "*sigh*...I guess I call top bunk." Axel said. "Then I got bottom." Julia added. And slowly the girls began choosing their beds. It then cut over to Wayne and Raj playing Rock-Paper-Scissors.
"Ha! I got top bunk!" Wayne pumped a fist in the air. "Dang It!" Raj shouted. "Ooh, these sheets…So comfy." Bowie said. "I mean, you could probably just buy 'em from Target-Mart." Caleb added.
It then cut to a shot of both trailers at nighttime. Topher then poked his head out from behind the girl's trailer. "Aww, they're all sleeping snug in their beds…" He then pulled out an air horn…Then he blew it into a megaphone, creating a loud noise that shattered several windows.
"What the hell was that!?" "I knew it, It's the end of days!" "I'm up Sergeant, I'm up!" Various voices were heard from both trailers. "Hahaha! Don't worry, you can go back to sleep…For now." Topher chuckled to the sounds of anger and disappointment coming from the trailers.
"Welp, that's a wrap on episode one. What will tomorrow bring in store for our contestants? Who will Wayne and Priya pick for their teams? And what kinds of new drama will unfold? Find out on our next thrilling episode of Total…Drama…ACTION!" Topher shouted the last part through the megaphone, earning more groans from the contestants.
"I love this job." Topher smiled.
(Fade to Black)
Author's Note- Post Script
And that was "episode" one. Now, I originally didn't intend to make a season two, but after some thought, I decided to jump back into this continuity.
I don't really know what else to say, other than look out for more.
-MisterStevenson