Mew was a pink cat thing and she was floating around an island bored, then a bunch of pokemon were teleported into her island.

They all started to scream, but Mew stared at them and got a idea, so she spoke in very formal words.

"Greetings Contestants! I am Mew and Please welcome to my island!" Spoke Mew.

All of the so called contestants immediately looked up, some of them covering their eyes from the sun, most whinned.

"And who the hell are you supposed to be again?" said Druddigon, a dragon.. duh.

"I already told you... i am Mew the far more superior legendary Pokemon~" Mew giggled at them.

"How did you bring us here?" Spoke a shaking Aron, She looked to be a Silver Metal Beetle of sorts.

"Um, i teleported all of you here by random-" Mew lied to them.

"But why!" Said a huffing Eevee from the crowd, she looked like she wanted a answer immediately, her small brown dog like appearance made her look more cute than intimidating.

"I felt like it." Mew shrugged.

Silence.

Everyone in the Crowd just stared, Mew took this chance too look at them, First was a Munchlax, he looked like a small fat chubby blue bear of sorts, he was still sleeping, despite all the ruckus.

Eevee was still glaring then she noticed she was in the middle of a crowd and ran away on the field, Mew was confused at this...why did she not run away if they were in a open field?

Then a nerdy voice came from somewhere. "Um, miss Mew if i may be very frankly, um like can we go home please?" Said a nerdy Cyndaquil, small Fire Mouse like Pokemon had his eyes closed.

Mew stared for a moment and then spoke.

"Um, no... I'm bored and that is clearly more important than you babies being lost, Now entertain me!" She rudely stated.

"You're a fucking Bitch! Fine! If you want us to entertain you how about we kick you ass!" Yelled Skarmory his voice incredibly irritating, He was a metal bird.

"The correct pronunciation of that sentence is actually, Kick your ass." Lunatone smiled and looked confident.

Skarmory began beating Lunatone up for being a nerd.

Many pokemon just watched them fight, while the rest were glaring at Mew.

"Fine... how about we make it interesting? um..how about a prize? for the winner that does his or her best eh?" Mew giggled away her worries.

"...What kind of Prize?" Asked Solrock.

"Well Solrock, how about berries everyone loves berries?" Mew said excitedly.

"Yeah! Boy i love me some good berries!" Smirked Squirtle, the blue turtle.

Then a female voice was heard.

"That is stupid, we can just find berries! We don't need a stranger to hand us Berries!" Said Dragonair, a long light blue snake thing.

"Boi do i wan me sum berries eh!" Chuckled the purple Grimer, startling others as he was very quiet before.

"Well how about a life time supply of berries?" Smirked Mew.

"Like seeds we can grow on our own?" Asked a curious Jigglypuff, her round pink body clean.

"Yes and No...These seeds are magical! oooo~" Whispered Mew.

Most Pokemon seemed skeptical, These Being Solrock..a Big Yellowish Ball that looked like the sun.

Kirlia she looked like a cute small girl, green legs and arms, white dress and green hair, red eyes.

Cryogonal, he looked like a snowflake, just solid, he was pretty big, Blue eyes shining brightly.

Mienfoo, a small ferret like pokemon, with red clothing.

Druddigon, the Blue Dragon with Red parts in his body.

Eevee, small cute puppy, nasty attitude, heart on her tail fur.

Skarmory, the iron bird.

Numel, small yellow camel with hump, eyes seemed bored.

Dragonair, a light blue snake.

And Jigglypuff, Cute Pink Balloon.

Other Pokemon looked at Mew plan the seeds, then psychicly grab and squish Totodile, a small blue Crocodile like contestant using Water Gun on the seeds and throwing her away afterwards.

The seeds immediately grew and sprouted, Berries from Oran to Chesto, and others that were unknown to most, Mew ate a berry she spit the seed on the ground and using Totodile as a hose again, another small tree came up and more berries appeared from Pecha to Rawst and Persim to Pinap with Pomegs.

Now most pokemon stared in awe, as Mew gave them berries to eat, some chowed down without thinking these Pokemon being-

Charmander, orange bipedal Lizard with a flame at the tip of his tail.

Squirtle, Blue turtle Dude.

Bulbasaur, greens frog like plant thing, with a bulb on his back.

Totodile, blue crocodile, happy smile, lots of teeth, She smiled.

Pichu, small yellow mouse, he was smiling.

Tynamo, little levitating fish. She was nervous.

Togepi, quirky creature with an egg shell as smiled.

Munchlax, sleeping blue bear who had woken up after he smelled the smell of food.

Turtwig, small plant like turtle, unlike squirtle he walked with four legs instead of his bipedal two.

Palpitoad, silly blue vibrating armless frog, he smiled.

Yanma, happy dragon fly, she looked happy to be here.

Joltik, small yellow tick. She was a bug, duh.

Litwick, small white candle with a cyan flame on her head.

Grimer, purple pile of grime, He giggled.

Makuhita, a small fat yellow sumo man, He chuckled.

And Vanillite, white ice cream with blue cone, she smiled.

After watching them eat, some Other Pokemon ate reluctantly, these Pokemon being-

Cyndaquil, Small fire mouse he looked very nerdy.

Chikorita, she was shaking like a leaf, scared of her own shadow.

Meowth, a white fur cat and golden charm on his head.

Numel, bored yellow small camel, the hump on his back had green markings, he looked well bored.

Aron, small iron beetle with large head, she still smiled.

Combee, a three hexagon like bee things, the bottom one had a red spot in her forehead, she looked bored.

Kirlia, Small doll like girly Pokemon, she smirked.

Larvesta, a small larva, she was coated with a white silk thing? that covered most of her face a blue eye was visible the other covered.

Mienfoo, Red clothed female ferret.

Duskull, A small Ghost with a skull on his face.. reasonable, his arms behind his back and a bone marking on his hunched form.

Munna, a pink levitating creature, with purple flowers on her body as design and red eyes, And um...

"What the Hell are you?!" Screamed Skarmory.

The Pokemon looked at the dark Pokemon, he has a smirk in his face a sort of mohawk hair style that covered his whole back, however at the end tied a part with a blue ball, making him look like he had a ponytail, Red spots at the tip of his hair spikes and ponytail, Orange pants that seemed to be falling they had stitches, his belly also seemed to have a scar and his baggy eyes seemed blazed.

"Yo, you can call me Foe...tho i may seem bad trust me bro i am just a really chill guy...hehehehe" Foe snickered.

"Yeah Totally not shady at all..." Said a Solrock.

"Nah for real sister just let Foe like take you with the Flow~" He giggled.

"Yeah, no...i don't have the need to be kidnapped thank you..." Solrock glanced away taking interest in those berries.

"But what are you?" asked a squeaky voice, it was Pichu. He was so small Pokemon didn't even notice him being there.

"Some Pokemon think i am a Zoroark others a Scrafty but deep inside i am just Foe Bro" Foe smiled.

Skarmory yelled "What The Fuck! Are you supposed to be a fusion of sorts! GROSS!" He gagged.

Almost everyone was disgusted.

Foe Smirked.

"That is so wrong in so many levels!" A Little Old Joltik spoke trying not to barf.

Meanwhile Grimer puked but ate it so no one could see it, but that only made things worse as many Pokemon did see it creating a chain reaction of vomit.

Mew just stared...all of these Pokemon were complete idiots, this was just what she wanted to mess with Pokemon, this was going to be great.

"Alright Puke fest over" She teleported Eighteen Pokemon on one line and Eighteen on the other.

The Pokemon seemed startled to be teleported with the exception of some.

"Alright then, you guys-" Mew spoke pointing at he line on her Left.

"I am talking to you, Munchlax, Cyndaquil, Squirtle, Grimer, Pichu, Druddigon, Togepi, Turtwig, Foe.., Lunatone, Numel, Aron, Combee, Munna, Larvesta, Duskull, Makuhita and Cryogonal, will be Team Y!"

Music Played from somewhere.

"Why." said Cryogonal.

"Yes Cryogonal that is your team name!That means you!-" Mew yelled Pointing at the team on her right.

"You are all Team X and in it is, Eevee, Charmander, Totodile, Bulbasaur, Tynamo, Dragonair, Jigglypuff, Chikorita, Meowth, Solrock, Palpitoad, Skarmory, Yanma, Kirlia, Joltik, Litwick, Mienfoo and Vanillite!"

Music Played From Somewhere.

"Nice names..." Solrock sarcastic told her.

"Thank you Solrock, anyway your first challenge is about to start!" Mew excitedly levitated.

"Um what's a challenge?" Grimer asked boredly.

"Challenge: A difficult or tideous task that needs to-" Lunatone began speaking.

"Shut up nerd, no one wants to hear your facts!" Druddigon glared at him, Lunatone looked sad.

"Quiet down, I'm trying to say the first challenge..." Mew grumbles.

"What already?" asked Jigglypuff.

"I like don't have a problem with it, this is pretty cool! OwO!" Yanma Smiled.

Litwick flipped her wax? boredly glancing at Yanma.

"Can't we just get on with the challenge i want to win this thing already!" Shouted Squirtle.

"Fine." Grunted Mew.

"What do you think our first challenge is going to be?" asked a nervous Larvesta.

"It's our first challenge, how hard can it be?" Responded Aron.

Mew teleported all of them...they looked to their surroundings...a cliff way bigger than one hundred feet, possibly four hundred feet...

They were in some sort of mountain like cliff...at the very top.

"Welcome to your first Challenge! Cliff Die Dive!" Yelled Mew excitedly she grinned.

There was a long pause of silence.

"Shit..." was the only thing that escaped Skarmorys mouth.

Players:

Muchlax(Normal)(Male)(Team Y):

The Sleeping Dummy.

Cyndaquil(Fire)(Male)(Team Y):

The unknown genius.

Squirtle(Water)(Male)(Team Y)

The Dumb Jock.

Grimer(Poison)(Male)(Team Y):

The Silly Goofball.

Pichu(Electric)(Male)(Team Y):

The Sneaky Rat

Druddigon(Dragon)(Male)(Team Y): The Bully Boss.

Togepi(Fairy)(Female)(Team Y):

The Eggxelent noghouse.

Turtwig(Grass)(Male)(Team Y):

The Awkward buddy.

Foe(Dark)(Male)(Team Y):

The Radical Stoner.

Lunatone(Rock)(Male)(Team Y):

The annoying know it all.

Numel(Ground)(Male)(Team Y):

The Realist.

Aron(Steel)(Female)(Team Y):

The two faced beetle.

Combee(Flying)(Female)(Team Y):

The Snobby Rich Queen.

Munna(Psychic)(Female)(Team Y): The Quiet Calm one.

Larvesta(Bug)(Female)(Team Y):

The Nice friend.

Duskull(Ghost)(Male)(Team Y):

The strangely odd weirdo.

Makuhita(Fighting)(Male)(Team Y): The Brainless muscle.

Cryogonal(Ice)(Male)(Team Y): The Cold Calculator.

Eevee(Normal)(Female)(Team X):

The Bossy Boss.

Charmander(Fire)(Male)(Team X):

The Brute Force.

Totodile(Water)(Female)(Team X):

The Speech Impediment Croc

Bulbasaur(Poison)(Male)(Team X):

The Derpy Frog

Tynamo(Electric)(Female)(Team X): The Small Fry.

Dragonair(Dragon)(Female)(Team X): The Brain and Brawn.

Jigglypuff(Fairy)(Female)(Team X): The Fairy Planner.

Chikorita(Grass)(Female)(Team X):The Scaredy Leaf.

Meowth(Dark)(?)(Team X):

The Hyper Loco.

Solrock(Rock)(Female)(Team X): The Schemer.

Palpitoad(Ground)(Male)(Team X):

The Funny Nitwit.

Skarmory(Steel)(Male?)(Team X):

The Cursing bird.

Yanma(Flying)(Female)(Team X):

The Super Fan!

Kirlia(Psychic)(Male)(Team X):

The cross-dressing trickster.

Joltik(Bug)(Female?)(Team X):

The Idiot.

Litwick(Ghost)(Female)(Team X):

The Emo Misfit.

Mienfoo(Fighting)(Female)(Team X): The Honorable vegan.

Vanillite(Ice)(Female)(Team X):

The Alliance swapper.

Mew(Psychic)(Female)(Host):

The more superior Legendary.

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