(dbx and omm melee inspired, no research, only the fight! trying some new things for this series of new fics, so sit back, get your reading glasses on if you need them, and enjoy the ride! its young joesph btw, so no hermit purple.)

A Bizarre series of events led to a meeting like this...

Jarillo-VI, Belobog, Commercial District Overworld, 11:37 A.M.

"Gah, could this damn cold just go away?! Seriously I feel like I've frozen my damn nuts at this point... How can anyone stand living in this cold!?" Joesph complained.

He saw a coffee shop operating, and decided to order a cup to warm up. He then took a seat on a nearby bench and began to drink.

"Well, at least wherever i am, I can get some hot coffee to warm me up. Still, I need to find Lisa Lisa and give her this..." he pulls out the super aja from a coat pocket and looks at it for a bit, before going to put it away.

But a strong wing causes him to spill some coffee on himself, and as he reels for a moment, he drops the super aja over the railing nearby in a comical fashion.

It rolls into the hands of Sampo, who was standing in a nearby alleyway disguised and trying to make a deal with a passerby. "Oh? well well, looks like its my lucky day! Quite the beautiful gem to fall from the sky."

As the passerby leaves Joesph leaps over the railing in front of Sampo, which surprises him. Joesph then says "Hey man, that's my gem! Give it here now!"

Sampo chuckles a little at hearing this. "Hey! what's so funny?!" Joesph asks.

"Well, its just a case of you throwing it away. I'd say if you wanted it that badly, you shouldn't have tossed it away. I'm doing you, and this city a favor from your littering buddy." Sampo says smugly.

And he puts the super aja in his pocket, and begins to walk away. But Joesph gets a sucker punch in, sending Sampo flying into a nearby wall. His disguise falls apart and, and Joesph sees his true appearence

"Oof... so that's how its gonna be huh? Alright... I've got time. lets go!" as Sampo pulls his weapons out of thin air. Joesph steadies his breathing as Sampo rushes towards Joesph.

Joesph dodges his attacks and taunts Sampo as he begins to he swing wildly. "Ooo felt the breeze on that one!" as Joesph then pulls out one of his clackers and hits Sampo in the chin with one.

Sampo takes the hit, and Joesph goes to take another swing, but Sampo gracefully dodges it, and throws one of his daggers at Joesph. He dodges out of the way, but it cut the string on the clacker he had out.

Joesph drops the clacker pieces, then pulls out his tommy gun, and shoots at Sampo. Sampo retreats to safety, as his dagger comes flying back and hits Joesph in the back, causing him to stagger.

Sampo rushes Joesph and kicks him in the face and catches his dagger. "Haha, you can't beat the great Sampo Koski!" As Joesph pulls a rope he subtly wrapped around Sampo's leg when he rushed and jump kicked Joesph.

This causes Sampo to stumble and fall on his face. not wasting any time, Joesph takes a deep hamon filled breath and jumps up and aims a punch at Sampo. Sampo moves out of the way, and Joesph creates a crater in the ground.

Sampo's eyes go wide at this and he clears his throat. "So, you seem to posses a great deal of skill buddy. Time for my special technique!" as he gets up and cuts the rope off of him in one swift motion, he turns around and books it.

"Run away!" he screams as he runs. Joesph yells "HEY! GET BACK HERE YOU COWARD!" as he runs after Sampo. The chase takes Joesph all over, but eventually, Sampos's knowledge of the city streets helps as he loses Joesph.

He breathes a sigh of relief, and checks his pockets and panic's a bit. "Wait... where'd the gem go?!" He realized he must of dropped it during the fight with Joesph, and sighs. "Well, there goes that fortune..."

He then hears a whirring sound as he turns around and gets smacked in the face by one of Joesph's clacker balls. "Ha! Found you thief! Now, hand over the super aja before I show you more of my skills!"

Sampo spits out a tooth and says "Well, I would tell you where it is, if you paid me-" He doesn't get a chance to finish the sentence before Joesph attacked him with a clacker volley. Sampo dodges nimbly, but gets hit by a few clackers.

He then sends his dagger flying at Joesph again, but Joesph dodges nimbly, as Sampo rushes at him. Joesph then says "Heh, your next line is gonna be: That gems gotta be worth a fortune! I'm not giving it up without a fight! Isn't it?"

"That gems gotta be worth a fortune! I'm not giving it up without a fight!" he is surprised for a moment, and Joesph punches his hard in the gut, and dodges the dagger flying back at him.

He then unleashes a flurry of hamon infused blows on Sampo, and sends him to the ground with a hamon infused jumping axe kick. Sampo's body and face are messed up. Joesph then checks all of Sampo's pockets for the super aja.

"What?! It's not here!" He then grabs Sampo by the collar of his shirt and asks "Where the hell did you put it asshole!?" Sampo whimpers out a meek "I... lost it... during our scuffle..."

Joesph drops him to the ground and yells "Agh! Damnit! It could be anywhere in the city by now!" And he sees a girl with platinum blonde hair and a black and yellow jacket passing by with the super aja around their neck.

"ah! wait! you there! wait up!" as he chases after the girl, leaving Sampo on the ground unconscious.

Winner: Joesph Joestar

(hey! i'm back to writing vs fics! i know i said last time i'd wait until the summer break of db, but i missed this. plus with db returning this month, and after playing honkai star rail after it was released in v1.0, i thought to myself, "huh, sampo reminds me of someone..." and saw a video of sampo jojo posing and was like "ah. thats who he reminds me of. young joesph!" honestly i love hsr, and hope i can get some more 5 star characters! i only have welt as a 5 star rn, anyways i hope you enjoyed this fic, trying to make some fics this year where not every losing character dies. some death will happen tho, so keep that in mind!"