Yep! The episode that taught people not to curse, is now being remade/parodied with Kirby! I was originally planning to do this with Mario, but I lost interest with that. But now going back to it, I decided to rebrand it as a Kirby story! Poyo!
Also, this is the first Kirby story I've written on FanFiction (not counting the Smash Bros stories I've made).
Enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: Kirby is owned by HAL and Nintendo, while Spongebob is owned by Stephen Hillenburg, Nickelodeon, and Viacom.
NOTE: If anyone wonders why Kirby has parentheses each time he talks, it's because I imagine him speaking in his "Poyo" speech. In some rare cases, I imagine he does speak sometimes, like with character names, or repeating some other words said from characters, or sometimes learning them (or in case when it's appropriate), but it's not often. Oh, and he also says "Hi!"
Once again, enjoy!
It was evening at Mt. Dedede, where the sky combined its pink, orange, yellow, blue colors to create a beautiful landscape, and Mr. Bright set for bedtime, while Mr. Shine rose for nighttime duty. Inside the castle, King Dedede was looking outside, watching the sun set.
"Ah, it's that time of the day once again!" Dedede yawned. "Night time!"
"Well, I guess I'll head to bed!" Bandana Dee said.
"Hold on there, Bandana!" Dedede stopped him. "Take that pile of filth out with you."
He points to a Waddle Doo holding a trash bag. Bandana Dee gasped.
"Great King! You shouldn't talk about Doo like that!" Bandana Dee said.
"He was referring to the trash..." Waddle Doo replied as he dropped the trash bag.
Outside of the castle, Bandana Dee did what the king told him to do, and took out the trash into the dumpster.
"Taking out the trash, taking out the trash…" He quietly sang and tossed the trash bag in the dump, all while noticing the dumpster writing. "Hm… Dumpster writing! The voice of the people!"
He looked at one of the writings.
"Up with sliding, down with floating!" Bandana Dee laughed and looked at another. "Trees are people too! Oh, Whispy Woods and his tree family…"
"Here's one that someone didn't finish!" Bandana Dee looked at another one. "Meta Knight smells…" He finished the sentence by writing another word. "GOOD!"
He laughed again, and noticed another one. "Hey, what's this one? "King Dedede is a…"
He was confused about what the word was, and read it again.
"King Dedede is a…
*BLEEP!*"
A Bronto Burt, who was about to take the trash away, was disgusted with what came out of Bandana Dee's mouth.
"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" He asked angrily and took the trash.
"Well, I would, but I don't really have a mouth…" Bandana Dee replied.
Then Bandana's best friend, Kirby, showed up.
"Hi!" Kirby greeted happily.
"Oh, hey Kirby!" Bandana Dee greeted back. "Whatcha doing here?"
"Poyo! (Came to say hi!)" Kirby smiled.
"Hey, Kirby." Bandana Dee asked and pointed at the same sentence he read earlier at the dumpster. "Do you know what this word means?"
"King Dedede…" Kirby read a little. "(He's our friend!)"
"No, not that word." Bandana Dee continued and pointed to THAT word. "That one."
Kirby looked at it for a moment.
"Hmm… *BLEEP*!" Kirby realized what it was. "(Hey! I think I know what that means! It's one of those sentence enhancers!)"
"Sentence enhancers?" Bandana Dee asked.
"(You use them when you want to talk fancy.)" Kirby replied. "(You just… sprinkle it over anything you say, and PRESTO! It's a spicy sentence sandwich!)"
"Oh, I get it! Let me try!" Bandana Dee said and cleared his throat. "Hello, Kirby. Lovely *BLEEP* day we're having, isn't it?"
"(Why, yes it is, Bandana Dee!)" Kirby replied. "(This *BLEEP* day, is particularly *BLEEP* lovely!)"
"How *BLEEP* right you are, Kirby!" Bandana Dee continued and they kept saying that same word over and over again.
"Ooh, you're right, Kirby!" Bandana Dee replied. "My tongue is tingling from the spiciness of this conversation!"
"(Oh, mine too!)" Kirby laughed, and Bandana Dee laughed with him.
"It tickles when I laugh!" Bandana Dee and Kirby both kept laughing.
The next day, Kirby and Bandana Dee were walking around in Dream Land.
"Hello, everyone!" Bandana Dee greeted. "Nice *BLEEP* day we're having!"
Everyone froze in shock from what he just said.
Adeleine gasped. "Did he just say…"
"H-He did…" Ribbon whispered.
As Kirby and Bandana Dee continued to walk, a star-shaped rift was opened and Elfilin came out.
"Hey Kirby! Hey Bandana!" Elfilin cheered.
"Hi!" Kirby greeted back.
"Hey there, Elfilin!" Bandana Dee said while he and Kirby walked into Another Dimension. "How's it *BLEEP* going?"
Elfilin stared in shock at what they said, and his ears caught on fire.
"MY EARS! AAAAAH!" He flew away frantically and landed in a river to cool his ears down.
After going through Another Dimension, Kirby and Bandana made it to Waddle Dee Town, and kept using "sentence enhancers."
They went to the Waddle Dee Cafe to work there, and Cafe-Staff Waddle Dee greeted them.
"Ready to serve some *BLEEP* food?" Bandana Dee asked Kirby.
"*BLEEP* Poy-yeah!" Kirby replied.
Cafe-Staff Waddle Dee froze in shock from what they said.
"W-What…?" He whispered. A Waddle Dee showed up
"I thought this was a cafe, not a guttermouth convention!" The Waddle Dee said in annoyance. "I'll just eat somewhere else!"
The Waddle Dee stormed off angrily.
Bandana Dee tapped on the microphone in the Cafe.
"Attention customers! Today's special is a *BLEEP* Kirby Burger, served with a tasty *BLEEP* Maxim Tomato, and grilled to *BLEEP* Perfection!" Bandana Dee called out.
During that, everyone stopped eating, all staring in shock. One customer held a Kirby Burger, which its patty fell off, and another, while eating, somehow made the eaten Maxim Tomato stop in mid-air, as if time was frozen.
"And don't forget to ask us to *BLEEP* the *BLEEP* Car Mouth Cakes!" Bandana Dee kept going on. While that happened, the Dyna Chicks were laughing, but Dyna Blade covered their ears. The third one kept laughing however, so she took them and flew off. "It'll be our *BLEEP!* pleasure!"
Meta Knight heard the words as well, and was shocked to the point his mask broke. He covered his face so no one could see him that way.
"Hi, Meta Knight!" Bandana Dee greeted. "How the *BLEEP* are you?"
"(Nice *BLEEP* day, isn't it, Meta Knight?)" Kirby smiled.
Leongar and Clawroline also saw what happened and were in shock.
"I don't understand, those heroes are talented!" Leongar said. "They don't have to come here and work blue!"
"Let's go somewhere that's more family oriented!" Clawroline replied, and everyone left the Waddle Dee Cafe out of anger, alongside Waddle Dee Town. King Dedede was walking and noticed everyone leaving, he walked to the Cafe-Staff Waddle Dee.
"Hey, why is everyone leaving the town?" Dedede asked. "Is somethin' cool going on?"
"No…" Cafe-Staff Waddle Dee replied, still frozen in shock.
Meta Knight, who put on a new mask, walked to Dedede.
"Well apparently, the two dirt-mouthed brothers just learned a new word." Meta Knight said with a hint of annoyance in his voice. "And Bandana Dee just said it over the intercom."
"Well, what'd he say?" Dedede asked.
"Well, um, he said…"
Meta Knight whispered the word to Dedede.
"Wha?"
Meta Knight whispered it again, slightly louder, but not loud enough for anyone to hear. Dedede gasped.
"BANDANA WADDLE DEE AND KIRBY!" Dedede yelled. "GET OVER HERE!"
They both ran to him.
"WHY, I OUGHTA MAKE YOU TWO PAINT MY CASTLE FOR USING THIS TYPE OF LANGUAGE!" Dedede yelled so loud that they both flew away.
"But Great King!" Bandana Dee replied. "We were only using our sentence enhancers!"
"(Yeah! It's fancy talk!)" Kirby replied as well.
"There's NOTHING fancy about that word!" Dedede growled.
"You mean *BLEEP*?" Bandana Dee asked.
"Yeah, that one!" Dedede replied. "Now stop sayin' that! It's a BAD word!"
"BAD WORD?!" Kirby and Bandana Dee both exclaimed in unison, and wiped their tongues in disgust and regret.
"Exactly, that's bad word #11!" Dedede explained. "In fact, there are 13 bad words you shall never use!"
"I thought there were only seven." Meta Knight said.
"Not if you're a great king…" Dedede chuckled.
"Wow… 13…" Bandana Dee said.
"(That's a lot of *BLEEP* bad words…)" Kirby replied.
"Alright, fellas." Dedede told them. "I want you to promise me to never use those words again."
"We promise!" They both smiled.
Kirby and Bandana Dee were now riding on a Warp Star.
"I'm glad the Great King told us that the word we were using was a bad one." Bandana Dee said. "We're not cut out for that word."
"(Yeah…)" Kirby replied.
"Well, now that this is over with, let's go have fun at Merry Magoland!" Bandana Dee smiled as they headed there.
"Magoland! Yay!" Kirby cheered.
They arrived there, and Manager Magolor greeted them.
"Hey there, fellas!" Magolor smiled. "Come to have fun here?"
"You read our minds!" Bandana Dee replied and looked towards Kirby. "Let's play some Samurai Kirby!"
"Poy-yeah!" Kirby cheered as they went there.
As Samurai Kirby was about to begin, Kirby and Bandana Dee were preparing themselves.
ROUND 1:
Kirby and Bandana Dee were waiting for the exclamation mark before drawing out their weapons.
"!"
They did so and Bandana Dee smacked Kirby with a fan, making him win the first round.
"Yay, I won!" Bandana Dee cheered.
"(It's only the first round…)" Kirby groaned.
ROUND 2:
Kirby and Bandana Dee were waiting again for the exclamation mark.
"(Come on, Kirby.)" Kirby whispered to himself. "(Don't let your guard down…)"
"!"
Once again, they draw their weapons out again. Kirby tried to time it faster, but Bandana Dee still hit Kirby with the same fan from the first round, and won the second round.
"WIN-NER!" Bandana Dee cheered again as Kirby sighed.
ROUND 3:
"Well, Kirby." Bandana Dee smirked, even without a mouth. "If you lose in this round, you lose the whole game!"
Kirby growled angrily.
"!"
Kirby let out an angry yell, timing his attack more quickly, and…
And…
…Bandana Dee still triumphed over him by hitting him with a fan at a quicker rate, once again.
"YAY!" Bandana Dee cheered, but noticed a fuming Kirby. "Cheer up, Kirby. Why don't we play some more subgames? Maybe you'll win there."
"(OK…)" Kirby sighed.
They played several subgames like Bomb Rally, Booming Blasters, Ninja Dojo, Smash Ride, and Egg Catcher. In every game they played, Bandana Dee won, and Kirby lost. Kirby kept his cool and tried to stay calm. However, the last straw for him was losing in Checkerboard Chase, where Bandana Dee won once again.
"DAH, *BLEEP*!" Kirby snapped and threw his ranking. He covered his mouth in realization of what he just said.
"Ooh…" Bandana Dee gasped. "You said #11!"
"(I-I didn't mean- Bandana, you gotta understand, I was trying…)" Kirby panicked. "(What I meant to say was… you know some things slip out. You gotta understand!)"
"Oh, don't worry, Kirby. I understand." Bandana Dee replied…
"GREAT KING!"
Bandana Dee ran off to Castle Dedede, and Kirby soon followed.
"Great King, Great King!"
"BANDANA DEE!"
"Thank you for having fun at Merry Magoland!" Magolor smiled.
Kirby caught up with Bandana Dee.
"(Bandana, please don't tell!)" Kirby begged.
"BUT YOU SAID *BLEEP*!" Bandana Dee replied and covered his mouth realizing what he said.
"(A-HA! Now I'm gonna tell King Dedede on you!)" Kirby ran faster.
"Not if I tell first!" Bandana Dee yelled and tried running faster.
"(I can go faster than you!)" Kirby saw a Wheelie and inhaled it to get the Wheel Ability. He turned into a Wheel and sped up.
However, Bandana Dee was riding an Apple Juice truck.
"See you at Castle Dedede, Kirby!" He laughed until the truck turned in a different direction. "NOOOOO!"
Kirby laughed and ran into Castle Dedede.
"DEDEDE, DEDEDE, DEDEDE!" Kirby exclaimed.
"WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?!" Dedede replied.
"BANDANA, BANDANA, BANDANA!"
"YES, YES, YES?!"
"(HE SAID, HE SAID, HE SAID!)"
"OUT WITH IT, KIRBY!"
"(Me and Bandana Dee were playing at Merry Magoland, and he was winning, and I was losing, and then we ran, and Bandana Dee, he said some things…)" Kirby said.
"What kind of things?" Dedede asked.
"(Well he said…)"
"Yeah?"
"(Well, uh,)" Kirby started. "(Let's just say he said a certain word that you said we shouldn't say, and this particular word happens to be #11 in a list of 13 words you said shouldn't be said.)"
King Dedede was confused. "Yeah… what was that part about the… who now?"
Bandana Dee came back drinking Apple Juice.
"GREAT KING, GREAT KING, GREAT KING!"
King Dedede sighed as they argued and eventually babbled complete nonsense, until he had enough and grabbed their mouths.
"Now I'm gonna let go of your lips… and when I do. I want you to calmly… tell me what needs to be said, understand?"
Both Bandana Dee and Kirby nodded and he let go of their lips, and in unison…
"HE SAID, *BLEEP*!"
King Dedede gasped. "DO MY EARS DECEIVE ME?! YOU TWO SHALL BE ASHAMED!"
He grabbed them both.
"Time to take out the trash…"
Outside of Castle Dedede.
"You two need to be taught a lesson!" King Dedede scolded both Kirby and Bandana Dee. "I thought I made it clear to both of you! Never, and I mean NEVER, use #11 or any of the 13 bad words! Now both of you wait right here… I'll be back."
He walked away. Kirby and Bandana Dee were worried about what was going to happen.
"(What's gonna happen to us…?)" Kirby shivered.
"We'll probably never have desserts again…" Bandana Dee shivered.
"(No…)" Kirby fearfully thought about himself eating a plate of bland vegetables.
"I'm sorry, Kirby." Bandana Dee apologized. "Great King was right, there's no need for words like that…"
"(I'm sorry too, Bandana Dee…)" Kirby did the same.
"Let's make a vow, Kirby! From this day forward, a foul word shall never pass our mouths!" Bandana Dee declared. "We'll be good citizens, just like good ol' King Dedede!"
"(Agreed!)" Kirby smiled and they both shook hands.
"Alright, you two foul mouths! As punishment for fouling the air in Dream Land with your foul words," King Dedede returned, carrying a ladder and paint cans. "You're gonna give my castle a fresh coat of paint, from top to bottom!"
As Dedede headed for them, he stubbed his foot on a small pebble, and…
"WHA-WHOOOOOOWWWW!" Dedede exclaimed in pain. "OH MY *BLEEP* FOOT! WHAT *BLEEP* GENIUS PUT A *BLEEP* ROCK IN A *BLEEP* PATH! CAN'T YOU SEE I GOT A*MORE BLEEP*FOOT HERE?!"
King Dedede continued to swear and scream in pain. Kirby and Bandana Dee were in shock, and counted how many swear words he said.
"Five, six, seven…" Bandana Dee counted.
"...WITH A SIDE OF *ANOTHER BLEEP*, A HELPIN' OF *BLEEPITY BLEEP*, AND A FOOD LOAD OF *LOTS OF BLEEPS*!" Dedede continued as the two kept counting. "OH *MORE BLEEPS* GRABBIN' *NO MORE BLEEPS…*!"
He cried, while Kirby and Bandana Dee kept staring in shock.
"That's all 13, Kirby!" Bandana Dee gasped. "We're gonna tell your mother, Great King!"
"No, please! NOT MY MOTHER!" Dedede begged. "ANYTHING BUT THAT!"
But Kirby and Bandana Dee had already made a run for it, and he tried catching up with them.
"WAIT, PLEASE DON'T TELL MY MOTHER!" Dedede cried. "I DON'T THINK HER SWEET LITTLE HEART CAN TAKE IT!"
But it was too late, they made it there at fast speeds.
"MAMA DEDEDE! MAMA DEDEDE?!" Kirby and Bandana Dee asked in unison while knocking the door.
The door opened, and Dedede's mother came out. She looked similar to Dedede, but had a lighter blue shade, glasses, white hair, a pink hat and robe, no gloves, a purple kimono and shoes.
"Why, hello there!" She greeted them.
"Mama Dedede, he said-" Bandana Dee began to explain frantically about what happened earlier, alongside Kirby and Dedede, all with swears and bleeps being thrown around everywhere.
"-have ever heard in my days." They finally finished, but Dedede's mother had no words, other than…
"Oh dear, my poor ol' heart!"
She fainted from all the horrible cursing that was thrown around, and King Dedede gasped in horror.
"Oh, dear mother… what have these foul mouthed tongues done to ya…?" Dedede tearfully mourned while taking a cherry out of her pocket. "You two should be ashamed! Making an old lady faint with your horrid talk!"
Suddenly, she woke up, and was angry at all three of them.
"You should ALL be ashamed!" Dedede's mother scolded. "And if you're going to talk like knights, then you're going to work like one!"
Later on, Kirby, who was using the Artist ability, Bandana Dee, and King Dedede were all painting her house. She later comes back, holding glasses of lemonade.
"I guess you mischievous fellas have earned a glass of lemonade." She laughed, and walked away, before stubbing her foot, similar to what Dedede did earlier.
"YAAAAAAAAAARGH!" She screamed in pain. "MY *BLEEP* FOOT!"
They gasped at what she just said.
"Mother!" Dedede gasped.
Or so they thought…
"What? It's just Meta Knight and his Halberd!" Dedede's mother replied, and it turned out that it WAS the Halberd. Meta Knight and Sailor Waddle Dee were on board.
"Don't mind that noise!" Sailor Dee called out. "The Halberd has been acting kinda funny today!"
"We're taking it to the shop to fix that noise!" Meta Knight replied as the Halberd kept making bleeps.
Kirby, Bandana Dee, King Dedede, and Dedede's mother all laughed together, alongside Sailor Dee, while Meta Knight let out a light chuckle.
And that is it!
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