AN: I wanted to remaster this chapter cause when I made it, it was very rushed but I want it to be at least ok instead of meh so yea now it's really fucking long, sorry :p
I really hope you can read it all and I hope you can take care! - Liz
Mew and PumpKingKing woke up, it had felt like a little while, odd or something...
Anyways it was time for a new challenge today and lets see what our final three are up too.
(Mess Hall)
Larvesta was picking at her food she seemed a little glum however when Totodile got her bowl of Berries and sat near her she smiled.
"Hey Totodile." Larvesta spoke in a warm and friendly female voice.
"Guaguagua Gua gua guaguaguagua Gua? guagua GUA!~" Totodile grinned.
Larvesta giggled at Totodile's joke.
Chandelure sat by herself near the corner, it was pretty sad.
Larvesta got up and went near her and said "Good Luck." Larvesta smiled at The Emo Misfit; her tone of voice was one of genuine sportsmanship.
"Pch" Chandelure dissed. She was annoyed as hell already but socializing with The Nice Friend was even more irritating.
Mew and Pumpkingking teleported in with a paper aftermath. "Hello and welcome to the final Three!" Pumpkingking yelled.
"Yay" Shouted Larvesta, Totodile smiled and Chandelure looked bored.
"Ugh...whatever lets just go.." Chandelure said irritated.
(Stage)
The contestants were on stage and it seemed pretty big, there was a big wheel with the pictures of the eliminated contestants.
"Just look at this beautiful wheel! It has all of your fallen competitors in it!" Mew smiled.
"Like Joltik" PumpKingKing pointed at his picture.
Joltik had a dumb expression
"Mrs Mime!" Mew pointed at her picture.
Mrs Mime looked pissed off
"Psyduck!" PumpKingKing pointed at her picture.
Psyduck looked cocky and it appeared she was about to be wagging her finger in a no motion.
"The Cryogonal!" Mew pointed at his picture.
Cryogonal just stared at the camera, it looked eerie like he could stare right through you even from the damn picture.
"Gardevoir!" PumpKingKing pointed at his picture.
Gardevoir had the shocked face he had when he evolved.
"Muk!" Mew said happily pointing at his picture.
Muk was picking his nose and sticking his tongue out
"It's the robbed king himself, Dusclops!" PumpKingKing smirked pointing at his picture.
Dusclops had the outraged face he had when he was eliminated.
"Bulbasaur!" Mew Bulbasaured pointing at his picture.
Bulbasaur had a cross eyed face, he also had a tumor on his forehead
"Charmader" PumpKingKing said pointing at his picture.
Charmander had a dumb look on his face, and a tumor on his forehead
"Yay it's Togepi!" Mew pointed at her picture.
Togepi looked very VERY happy!
"Heh it's Tyrogue." PumpKingKing pointed at his picture.
Tyrogue had the shocked look as he was being dragged to the distortion world by Giratina.
"Lairon!" Mew pointed at her picture.
Lairon seemed to be yelling at someone that wasn't in the picture, but we can all guess who that was.
"Vani the Vanillish!" Pkk pointed at her picture.
Vani was licking her arm.
"Crack-A-Chu!" Mew pointed at his picture.
Crack-A-Chu was smirking.
"Jigglypuff!" Pkk pointed at her picture.
Jigglypuff looked at her fingerless hand with a confused look.
"Foe!" Mew pointed at his picture.
Foe was smoking a cigar, he looked blazed and was smirking.
"Magby" pkk pointed at his picture.
Magby looked awkward and he was staring at the camara.
"Palpitoad" Mew pointed at his picture.
Palpitoad looked hurt cause he just tripped when they took his picture.
"Dragonair!" Pkk pointed at her picture.
She looked to be thinking.
"Lunatone" Mew pointed at his picture.
Lunatone seemed confident as he was saying a useless fact.
"Druddigon!" Pkk pointed at his picture
Druddigon was grinning as he crossed his arms.
"Eevee" Mew pointed at her picture.
Eevee was yelling at someone that was offscreen and bossing them around while she did nothing.
"Solrock!" PKK pointed at her picture.
Solrock looked bored.
"Chikorita!" Mew pointed at her picture.
Chikorita... oh no she looked scared, no she looked spooked, no she looked terrified, no she looked horrified, no she looked-
"That Crazy Meowth!" Pkk pointed at his picture.
Meowth was looking very crazy.
"Turtwig.." Mew tiredly pointed at his picture.
Turtwig looked... normal... very boring looking picture.
"Yo yo yo it's ya boi Squirtle!" Pkk pointed at his picture.
Squirtle was doing fake gang signs and looked super cocky.
"Munna..." Mew said tiredly.
Munna had a simple, dull picture.
"Vespiqueen!" Pkk pointed at her picture.
Vespiqueen was posing for the cameras.
"*yawn* Mienfoo..." Mew yawned as she pointed at her picture.
Mienfoo was doing nothing interesting.
"Skarmory..." Pkk mumbled as he pointed at his picture.
Skarmory was rocking out.
"Makuhita... oh god I'm tired..." Mew was sleepy as she pointed at his picture.
Makuhita was flexing his biceps and had a confident smirk.
"Cyndaquil... yea me too..." PumpKingKing said as he pointed at his picture.
Cyndaquil was hit in the head by a tiny pebble and looked dizzy
"Yanma..." Mew said tiredly as she pointed at his picture.
The picture was Yanma after she was hit with the stagelight.
"Tynamo..." PumpKingKing said drowsy as he pointed at her picture.
This picture was Tynamo having a horrified look as she had no hands and was about to be hit with the volleyball, yes the volleyball was very close to her face in the picture.
"Munchlax..." Mew said very sleepy as she pointed at his picture.
Munchlax was sleeping in the picture, he was even drooling a bit.
"And finally, the honorary first eliminated, know it all realist, king of bored, Numel!" PumpKingKing finally smiled as he pointed at the final picture.
The picture of Numel looked instead of bored, just irritated and annoyed at his offscreen teammates during the first challenge.
"Wow you guys, that was the longest most unnecessary piece of shit I had ever had to endure." Chandelure glared at the two hosts.
"Pretty sure other people also think that." The PumpKingKing smiled as he looked at the fourth wall, aka you.
"Guaguaguaguaguagua!" Totodile looked mad.
"I am really tired... what challenge will we do today?..." Larvesta spoke tiredly.
"This Challenge is called Two-Can Dare Fair! You will all do challenges that all our eliminated contestants left for us." Mew pointed at the wheel again.
"If you do the dare you earn a freebie to skip a challenge." The PumpKingKing showed everyone the freebie, it looked like some sort of old school regular healing 20 HP purple potion; Cause it was.
Then he continued "If you run out of freebies to continue, give up, faint or lose a challenge twice... YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY ELIMINATED!"
Pumpkingking yelled.
Stares.
"Chandelure, since you won the advantage last challenge you earn a freebie, congrats!" Mew spoke.
Chandelure smirked.
"Alrighty LETS BEGIN! Larvesta you're up first!" Mew yelled.
Larvesta walked towards the wheel and spun it. It spun around and around until it landed on-
"Solrocks Challenge is to Juggle Rocks for sixty seconds!"
Larvesta did just that even if she sucked at it, she really did suck she failed!
"Ha! Larvesta failed! One more chance to win or else its automatic elimination for you." The PumpKingKing smirked.
Larvesta gulped scared as hell.
Larvesta (Team Z): "Oh boy, this challenge just started and I am already about to be eliminated... so close to the end! I can't believe it.. this will be hard because of my body shape.." Larvesta looked nervous.
Totodile spun the wheel, it went on and on until it landed on-
"Crack-a-Chu! Electric Boogaloo! Dodge the Lasers!" PumpKingKing cheered.
Totodile gave a deadpan face and she began to dance, dodging all the electric lasers she earned a freebie, She rested tiredly.
"Chandelure, you're up now." Mew spoke.
Chandelure spun the wheel it landed on-
"Yanma wants you too sing!" Mew smiled and Chandelure frowned.
Chandelure (Team Z): "On one hand i get millions on another... it's stupid ..." Chandelure thought her options.
(This song is called 'Pain' its about My current cancer having condition, you can make up your own sad/Glum Tune , ~ = Long Notes. P . S It Sucks I Know.
Chandelure:
The Pain~
It hurts...
The Pain~
It's real...
oh hey..
Look at me singing...
i have to try,
Since i won't lose this challenge...
without a fight...
my existence is pointless and my woes are lost in a place that is far from home~
(Mew, Larvesta and Totodile had a shocked looks on their faces, Chandelure sung so beautifully and perfectly! She had an amazing singing voice, The PumpKingKing had a look like he already knew this however as he smiled hearing her sing)
Chandelure:
All the duty is weighting on me...
all the worry and sadness...
just let me be...
I am Chandelure...
I feel Pain..
Since i am a ghost type...
i feel sad today...
Chandelure is my name...
This game is full of Pain...
and now that i have sung i Gain a freebie..
Yes...
Woah~
(Song Ends)
Silence.
Chandelure (Team Z): She flipped her flame like an goth, since it covers her right eye, She looked cool as she was frowning.
The PumpKingKing gave Chandelure her freebie.
"Woah your voice was so smooth" Larvesta seemed in a trance.
The usually Happy Go Lucky Totodile seemed jealous.
"Whatever..." Chandelure looked away.
"Larvestas Turn..." Chandelure reminded everyone.
"oh right.." Larvesta got up and went to the wheel it landed on-
"Backflip! From Togepi!" Mew said all happy.
Larvesta did a backflip even tho she landed all wrong, She got a freebie.
Totodile spun the wheel and it landed on-
"Smoke a cigar without coughing from Foe!" The PumpKingKing grinned.
Totodile smoked the cigar and grinned she got a freebie.
Chandelure spun the wheel it landed on-
"Eat Cake Duds from Palpitoad!" Mew said cutely.
"I use my freebie..." Chandelure gave her the freebie.
Larvesta spun the wheel it landed on-
"Swim fast as fuck boi from Squirtle, that's literally what it says." The PumpKingKing spoke reading the challenge Squirtle wrote.
"S-skip." Larvesta spoke scared.
Larvesta (Team Z): "I don't like water okay..." Larvesta sighed sadly.
Totodile spun the wheel it landed on-
"Punch the wall by Makuhita!" Mew shrugged.
Totodile sighed and did just that her hand was red afterwards and Totodile was crying a bit after she gave a huge GUA scream of pain but she earned a freebie so she gave a small smile.
Chandelure (Team Z): "Wow that Totodile chick looks very determined I mean I have one freebie, Larvesta none and she has 3?! Beating someone that determined will be hard.. so I'll just aim for Larvesta." Chandelure gave a wicked smirk.
Chandelure spun the wheel it was-
"From Cryogonal Calculate 2040-" The PumpKingKing road the note.
"Skip."Chandelure used her freebie.
Chandelure (Team Z): "I'm not so good with intellectual stuff... okay?" Chandelure frowned.
Larvesta spun the wheel it was-
"Numel asked for a Mud Bath!" Mew giggled.
"Fine..." Larvesta spoke, she was covered in mud "Ew..." Larvesta groaned annoyed.
Totodile spun the wheel it was-
"Gardevoir wants you too... woah flash the camara?!" The PumpKingKing grinned.
"Isn't this too much for television?" Mew frowned.
"I doubt she would do something so embarrassing.." Pumpkingking told Mew.
Totodile rolled her eyes, turned around and flashed her genitals to the cameras so the entire international TV could broadcast it all over the world.
"Damn!" Mew and PumpKingKing said shocked at the same time.
Larvesta and Chandelure also seemed very surprised, how did she do it?!
Totodile was blushing and looking annoyed but then she stood up and did give me motions with her hands.
Mew was still shocked and gave her a freebie.
Totodile (Team Z): "Guagua, guaguaguagua Gua! Guaguaguagua~" Totodile seemed confident as she grinned.
Chandelure spun the wheel, it was Mrs Mime.
"Don't speak for nine minutes! If you do you are automatically eliminated!" PumpKingKing spoke.
Chandelure glared and stayed quiet.
Larvesta spun the wheel it was-
"Skarmory, Arial Show! Try to use a flying machine to fly-" Mew smiled.
"Skip!" Larvesta used her freebie.
Totodile spun next it was-
"Muk, Banana eating..eat four! in less than 8 seconds!" PumpKingKing grinned.
Totodile opened her mouth shoved all of them in and then closed her mouth, she opened her mouth again and revealed all the bananas had been consumed.
Everyone's jaw dropped.
"Uh here's your freebie.." PumpKingKing gave her a freebie.
Chandelure spun the wheel.
"Charmander wants you to burn caterpie." Mew frowned.
The same Caterpie that was about to be killed by Tyrogue was brought.
Chandelure boredly got close to it.
Caterpie said help me in a high pitched voice as it was burned alive by Chandelure, evil sure but she got her freebie.
Larvesta awkwardly spun the wheel.
"Hit yourself with a twig 100 times, from Turtwig!" PumpKingKing chuckled.
Larvesta got a twig and started hitting herself with it after 100 times she got her freebie.
Totodile gave the wheel a spin.
"It seems Magby wants Totodile to say something that isn't Gua!" Mew grinned..
Totodile had a shocked look on her face and prepared her throat..
"TOTODILE!" She screamed and then was gasping for air as she grabbed her throat, saying that really strained it...
"Heh here's your freebie." Mew giggled as Totodile looked pissed off and took the freebie.
Larvesta was thinking and got a idea as she spoke "Woah Totodile you got lots of freebies, can you share some with me?" She asked kindly.
Chandelure looked flabbergasted, but because of her previous dare she couldn't speak to object to it.
Totodile thought for a second and then nodded she looked at Mew who shruged, Totodile smiled and split her Freebies in half, now Totodile had three, Larvesta had four and Chandelure had One.
Chandelure seemed outraged by this however she refused to speak, She spun the wheel and it landed on-
"Drink a gallon of water in less than 5 minutes by Psyduck!" PumpKingKing read the challenge.
Groaning Chandelure did it but she fainted, Strike One!
Larvestas Turn it landed on Meowth
"Skip!" Larvesta said happily.
Totodiles turn, it spun around until it landed on-
"Vani! Eat an ice cream really fast and dont get a brain freeze!" Mew smiled.
Totodile did that and by a miracle she didn't get a brain freeze, what she did get was a freebie.
Chandelure glared and spun the wheel.
"Munna wants you too chew a bubble gum and blow a bubble!" PumpKingKing shrugged.
Chandelure did it easily with no problems, she got a freebie!
Larvesta moved the wheel and it landed on-
"Eevee! Don't speak for the rest of the challenge!" Mew smiled.
Larvesta stayed quiet, which was a little hard since she likes to talk a lot.
Totodile spun the wheel.
"Mienfoo, eat a vegan salad!" PumpKingKing yawned.
Totodile ate the very boring salad and got a freebie
Chandelure spun the wheel.
"Vespiqueen want you for a fashion photo shoot!" Mew giggled.
Chandelure growled and as the Camara began to take pictures of her she angrily posed for them in many positions, She got her freebie.
Now Larvesta had 4, Totodile 4 and Chandelure 2. However Chandelure and Larvesta already had one strike out of two and Totodile had none!
Larvesta did the wheel!
"Dusclops wants you to be hit in your eye with a pepper spray!" PumpKingKing smirked.
Larvesta confidently used her freebie.
Totodile spun the wheel.
"Munchlax just said Zzzzzzz so we will drench you in magic that will make you be super drowsy if you sleep then you lose a strike!" PumpKingKing spoke as he snapped his fingers.
Totodile looked very drowsy but determined to win.
Chandelure spins the wheel.
"Chikorita wants you to open a spooky closet!" PumpKingKing gave a cute OwO face.
Chandelure saw a closet appeared out of nowhere next to her and rolled her eyes as she opened it, there was nothing other than clothes in there for 2 seconds before rapidly many horrifying and scary images passed quickly Chandelure closed it and turned around, she looked white pale and was shaking terrified.
PumpKingKing laughed and smirked as he gave her a freebie.
Larvesta and Totodile didn't see what was inside the closet, just that Chandelure got scared.
"Okay contestants we're in the endgame now, so now no one will be able to gain freebies and if you use a freebie it counts as two." PumpKingKing smiled.
Chandelure shook her head and her white pale skin and hair turned into her normal one, She shook her arms and pointed at her three freebies.
"Here have a pity freebie." Mew rolled her eyes.
No more gaining freebies... using freebies cost 2 and everyone had 4 freebies. This is it... IT'S ON!
(Epic Challenge Music!)
Larvesta spinned the wheel!
"Lunatone wants you to name the three types of rocks! You can speak for this one challenge." Mew smiled, Chandelure looked like she had no idea what was the answer to that question.
"Oh that's easy, Sedimentary, Metamorphic and Igneous rocks!" Larvesta smiled.
Larvesta (Team Z): "Hanging out with Lunatone was cool, I mean other than Totodile.. he was my best friend! He teached me a lot about rocks so of course I would known that question." Larvesta looked happy, she said this after the challenge finished.
Totodile spins the wheel.
"Tyrogue, wants you to demonstrate your wicked skills on karate!" PumpKingKing giggled.
Totodile did a fool of herself as she did karate motions, hits and kicks.
Mew and PumpKingKing bursted out laughing, Chandelure was chuckling.
Totodile looked mad and blushed but then looked happy when she saw Larvesta wasn't laughing at her.
Chandelure spinned the wheel.
"Jigglypuff says, kiss a Pufferfish." PumpKingKing spoke.
"You mean Qwilfish." Mew told him.
"Yea yes whatever." PumpKingKing rolled his eyes.
Chandelure used her freebie, she lost two.
Larvesta spinned the wheel.
"Druddigon wants you to fight a feral Druddigon!" Mew grins.
Larvesta looked scared and used her freebie, she lost two.
Totodile spun the wheel and landed on Tynamo.
"Uh funny thing, Tynamo never wrote a challenge so uh you lose two freebies." PumpKingKing smiled.
"GUA!?" Totodile said shocked and angry.
Chandelure spins the wheel.
"Lairon wants you to eat a bit of arsenic!" PumpKingKing grins.
Chandelure used her freebie. Now she had none.
Larvesta spins the wheel
"Cyndaquil wants you to say what the square root of-" Mew began talking but Larvesta just used all her freebies.
Totodile spins the wheel.
"Joltik wants you lick a piece of shit!" PumpKingKing winked.
Totodile deadpanned and used all her freebies.
"Nothing better than plot holes" The PumpKingKing smiled at the fourth wall.
Chandelures turn.
"This challenge is from our original intern, Goob Goob!" Mew cheered.
"Goob Goobs challenge is say Goob Goob Goobity Goob Goob Goob!" The PumpKingKing smiled.
"you are allowed to speak for this one thing.." Mew nodded.
Chandelure sighed "Goob Goob Goobity Goob Goob Goob!" She said annoyed.
"Hahahahaha that means I am a stupid nincompoop that likes anna oop!" The Pumpkingking laughed with Mew.
Chandelure lookeded annoyed as hell.
"Now a challenge from... ME!" Mew pointed at herself.
Mew (Host): "I know right? Surprise!" She giggled.
"Larvesta, you must hold your breath for a minute, dont worry we'll hold it for you." Mew grinned.
Larvesta looked scared and then her breathing stopped, She looked very nervous, Mew and PumpKingKing were teasing her meanly and Chandelure had a cunning grin like she knew Larvesta would fail... and then she saw Totodile cheering for her saying Guaguagua!
Larvesta suddenly got determined and pulled through, one minute without breathing, she won.
Larvesta could finally breathe again and she was panting desperately for air.
Totodile was very happy and hugged Larvesta, making her smile.
Mew and PumpKingKing clapped and Chandelure looked disappointed and also impressed.
"Totodiles turn, a challenge from the PumpKingKing himself, you must survive my AK-47 dodge the bullets and good luck!" The PumpKingKing aimed the AK-47 at Totodile.
Totodile didn't know what it was so when it started shooting bullets she panicked and tried dodging as many as she could, it worked until a bullet hell of ammo started hitting her and Totodile died.
The blue croc had X for eyes, had holes with blood coming out of them and was on top of a blood puddle.
"Oh well its final two time." Mew had a derp face.
Chandelure smirked and glanced at the small shaking Larvesta.
"NOOOOOOO TOTODILE!" Larvesta cried and screamed.
"Nah, Totodile still has one strike left." The PumpKingKing snapped his fingers and suddenly a new Totodile popped into existence, it was the same Totodile and she gave a surprised Gua! when she saw the dead one.
"Yay Totodile!" Larvesta hugged Totodile and Totodile smiled and hugged back.
"Guagua guaguaguagua." She said.
Chandelure felt odd, seeing the bond and friendship Totodile had with Larvesta, seeing it made her feel strange.. like they both really did deserve being this far in the game.
They didn't bother anyone, they didn't lie, cheat or play dirty.. they were just two friends who got lucky and made it this far... this left Chandelure thinking...
"Anywho it's Chandelures Turn!" Mew told everyone.
Chandelures realized it was her turn, she goes and spins the wheel.
The PumpKingKing grins and snapped his finger, making the wheel stop and land on...
"Bulbasaur says fart!" Mew said happily.
Chandelure had a deadpan face, she seemed to be thinking about it for a minute and then-
"Fuck This! There is no way i will win now plus i wont humiliate myself that badly on international TV, i quit!" Chandelure yelled.
"Welp you are automatically eliminated Chandelure!" Mew cheered.
"Whatever! later losers!" Chandelure glared and she was zapped and out.
"Looks like we got our finalist! Larvesta and Totodile!" The Pumpkingking announced.
"Omg we are on the finals!" Larvesta screamed happily.
Totodile smiled and nodded.
"Chandelure is out, all the freebies you got today will count as Oran berries so here eat a lot of Oran berries!" Mew gave Totodile and Larvesta a lot of Oran Berries.
Larvesta and Totodile ate them contently happily.
"Next time in Mew's New Island The Start of the End, The Final Challenge is going to be upon us and holy hell this chapter was rushed as heck.." Pumpkingking spoke.
"Please welcome to Mew's New Dramatic Island!' Mew spoke.
Larvesta and Totodile waved.
"It was never called Dramatic and it's not even dramatic at this point." PumpKingKing pointed out.
"Shut up!" Mew glared.
While PumpKingKing and Mew argued, Larvesta and Totodile were very happy eating their handful of Oran berries each.
AN: wow that was long, I hope you were able to read all of it, it seems Chandelure decided to keep her dignity and not fart, however she proved to be a strong competitor, Larvesta showed friendship can help you with the Lunatone question and Totodile splitting her freebies in half with her since they're friends and finally Totodile really showed she is really good at challenges and is a force to be reckoned with, she may not be able to talk but she is not dumb! Anywho the next chapter will be the Final two, who will win? Let's see! See you and take care, love y'all! - Liz
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