Author's Note: I have a lot of God Eater fanfics I made since 2020 and some have never published it — this is one of them! They're mostly about the side characters (because I love them so much!( ༎ຶ ༎ຶ )) so expect more 2nd and 3rd unit showcase when you bounce around my fanfictions.(=ʘᆽʘ=)

(／ロ°)／! IMPORTANT NOTE !＼(°ロ＼)

I LOVE Tatsumi, Brendan, Kanon, and Gina as much as I love Shun and Karel — dare I say, I love them so much I take them to mission in GEB as often as I could instead of the main characters. I just want to showcase this one since a lot of people have found it hilarious (including me) and I hope you would too. What's love without a little roasting? Huh? Though if you don't, then I apologize.

PS: Based on a 'Regular Show' episode; 'Karaoke Video', and a bit of Author-Insert there. :)

Yesterday Karel and Shun went on a mission with the all their teammates, and as per usual, Tatsumi was babbling about how much of a goddess Hibari was, Brendan was not cooperating much, Kanon had been purposely shooting bullets in their way, and Gina was sexualizing Aragamis that weren't supposed to be sexualized.

The duo loved their squad — they really do, but that day, they just couldn't stand the utter nonsense they were receiving; "Karel, do this", "Shun, do that" from the defense leader, lectures and scoldings from Brendan, and the girls were acting like hyper children on drugs. It was do or die but that day they'd rather die if it weren't for the high reward of the mission.

Anyway, all that didn't matter anymore now that they've got their half of the paycheck. Though instead of sending the money to their bank accounts like they're supposed to, the two decided to celebrate their victory and went karaoke.

They drank, sang, drank again, sang again, drank again, and again, and again, until midnight. Neither of them remembered going back to Karel's room and chose to sleep on the cold floor but that's how they found themselves waking up at.

"Ughhh...wha...what happened?" Shun's voice was dry and his vision was blurred with only the light of the room and wall colors visible to him until it slowly clears itself after minutes of haze. His body ached when he moved, but most likely from the awkward and twisted position he'd woken up in and the floor making a horrible pillow for his head.

"Wake up, dude. I don't want a dead body in my room." Karel then pops into his line of sight, appearing to be disheveled and messy as the crimson haired is. "I'm not dead, geez..." he complains.

Ruffling his hair and putting on his cap back, Shun slowly stand up, dragging himself toward the counter sink, and gulps himself down with a cool glass of water. He turns to back to his friend, to see the blonde occupied from staring at his cellphone. "What'cha doing...?" while his voice no longer hoarse, his words slur in a very exhausted manner as he drowsily plop himself down on the the blonde's sofa.

"Looking at the time — apparently we're two hours early..." the marksman replied, frowning to himself when he takes a look of his money tracker, according it its statistics, they went a little too overboard and ended up spending all the reward last night. And just what did happen during their karaoke? They couldn't remember much; they could only recall bits that weren't helpful enough to remember unfortunately. The drinks really did take a toll on their memories.

"Oh well, more time to sleep it off..." Shun jumbles his words once more before shutting his eyes again to enter dreamland.

Karel checks his notifications in case they missed something when he saw an unfamiliar number's mail. Curious, he opens the email and sees a video of him and Shun singing their drunk hearts out. His reddish eyes widen in surprise. "Woah, was this from last night?" he mumble to himself — by the looks of the thumbnail, it was definitely from last night's karaoke.

"Hey Shun." he calls out to his friend.

No reply.

"SHUN!"

"Uuufff...Yeahhhhhh?" he heard his friend tiredly croak out.

"Come check this out."

"Whasssiitt..?"

"Someone emailed a video of us singing last night."

"Wha-really-"

thud !

The crimson haired accidentally falls out of the couch and landed face first. He quickly got up with newly fresh energy and dash to his friend. "Well what are you waiting for?! Play it!" He exclaims, bumping next to the blonde and rubbing his nose from the fall. Karel opens the video and press the play button.

Claps and whistles were heard in the beginning of the video, followed by Twisted Sister's 'We're Not Gonna Take It'.

"Give it up for Shun and Karel!" a voice announced as the duo skipped their way onto the karaoke stage. They appeared to be slightly drunk during that time.

"WOOOOOH!" the crowd cheered them on as they go.

Karel grabbed the microphones from the microphone stand while the crimson haired kept jumping on stage energetically like a child on a jumping rope. "Dude!" the blonde pushed his friend to stop. "Pfft..." the duo laughed.

"Hurry up, hurry up." he said as he gave the swordfighter the second microphone.

"Alrigh-"

"Ellohelloheloelo-"

Karel smacked his friend. "Dude, come on!"

The duo laughed again at their silliness before glancing back at the crowd. "This is for all you hard workers out there that get treated like DIRT!" Shun howls, raising his hand in the air.

"Man, we're so awesome..." Karel admired with proud smile on his face.

Terrible duet singing followed.

"Hey, we're pretty good! We should start a band or something!" Shun complimented their (horrible) singing, nodding to the beat of the audio.

" Wooh! Yeah!" The two God Eaters circled on stage with their hands curled up into fists waving in the air, feeling unshackled and powerful from their worries. It was obvious that they weren't worried about the future, what mattered to them was the present and they were living it.

"What aren't you gonna take?!" someone in the crowd yelled.

"We're not gonna take anymore crap from our leader, Tatsumi! What a loser!" Karel sniggered out, as Shun laughed along. "Yeah, go rot in your one sided crush and be alone forever!" the crimson added as the two high-fived each other.

The crowd went wild and began chanting for more.

"OOOH!"

"What else, what else?!"

"Yeah, and this know-it-all guy, Brendan, FORGET HIM!" Shun stated, rolling his eyes. Karel took the lead and added, "Yeah, if you're so smart, why haven't you been promoted as the captain yet? I'm just saying, I'm just saying!" and the crimson haired cackled at his friend's statement.

"More! More!"

"Don't forget Kanon, dude!" the blonde continued their rant over their squad. Shun nodded agreeing and continued his declaration. "Yeah, that sadist lady keeps trying to kill us in battle! No amount training will ever help you improve anymore, Kanon! You might as well give it up already!"

"WHAT'S NEXT?! WHAT'S NEXT?!"

"Oh dude. And Gina, GINA!" Shun pointed toward his friend, Karel proceeded. "Oh yeah, and this gal Gina just says the dumbest things all the time! You're not as alluring and mysterious as you think, Gina!"

"OOHH!"

After their rantings, they went on to their singing and laughing on stage with pride, unfazed of what they just vented.

...

"What the hell were we doing?!" Karel exclaims, pulling his hair in dread. "D'you remember any of this?!" He turns to Shun, who had the same face shocked expression as he had. The swordsfighter shakes his head in a panic manner. "N-no! No!"

They turn back to the video and fast forward it to some bit scenes.

"Go masturbate thyself, Tatsumi!" the crimson haired yelled to the crowd, making everyone whoop and encourage them louder.

Fastforward

"'Oh! I'm so quirky and sexy, I find aragamis attractive!'" The duo mockingly mimicked Gina by high pitched their voice while 'seductively' dancing on stage.

Fastforward

The two were now standing soldier-like posture. "My name is Brendan. Let my bored gaze and assertiveness intimidate you condescendingly." the blonde husked and deepened his tone to parody an American accent. Shun does the same. "Cooperating? No thanks, I'm too good for that."

Fastforward

"Oh my god, I'm so sorry, guys. Let me purposely shoot in your way again and make it look like it was an accident." Shun was mimicking Kanon's high pitch voice. He tip toes around his friend in a childish way while imitating himself holding a gun type God Arc.

Fastforward

More laughing.

Fastforward

Even more hysterical laughing.

Fastforward

A girl wearing a tag name written "Ms October" on her shirt and the cameraperson ran towards the God Eaters who were now exiting themselves off the stage. She came up to the two and started complimenting their performance. "Hey you two! I just wanna say that you both were amazing and I got it all recorded! You wouldn't mind if I post this on Itube, do you?"

She pointed to the camera and the blonde shook his head. "Pfft, nah whatever. Do what you want with it."

Shun suddenly butted in the conversation. "You gotta email us a copy so wE CAN RELIVE THIS NIGHT FOREVER! WOOOOH!"

"Dude...we're screwed." Karel gulps his saliva, skin turning paler by the minute.

Yep. You guys are screwed alright.

~Bonus~

Tatsumi, Brendan, Kanon, and Gina were all huddled up in the Den's entrance, re-watching the video of Karel and Shun's karaoke and their rants towards on Itube, that was currently on the top ten trending page.

Tatsumi and Brendan were trying to hold it, Kanon was on the brink of tears, and Gina sighed disapprovingly at every scene unfolding. "I really thought those guys were cool. But this?" the sniper motions at the video. "...this is just low."

"I...couldn't believe they would say such things about me. I...even baked them cookies as an apology..." Kanon sniffles, tears starting to roll down on her face.

The defense leader, slowly and deeply takes a deep breath, trying to find inner peace, and stretches a force smile. "Let's calm down everyone, they were drunk and didn't know what they were saying. We can...forget all about this, right?" he glances at his silver haired friend.

Brendan stays silent, his hands curled tightly into fists...and suddenly stands up and stomps his way towards the elevator. "Hey! Brend! Stop!" Tatsumi got up, as well as the girls, and attempts to hold him back.

"Don't stop me!" he growled with fury. "I'm gonna give them a piece of my mind!"

"BRENDAN, NO!"