RENEWING BONDS: A Helluva Boss fanfic by shadowgirl999
Takes place after "Exes and Oohs". Stolas and Blitz meet up for their monthly…exchange…for the first time since their breakup, and after some reminiscing and tenderness, sparks fly! Rated M for nudity and sex, including cross-dressing, adults only.
"Right this way, Blitzy." Stolas said in his usual cutesy voice as he walked towards the bedroom, his tail feathers fluffing slightly in anticipation.
"I know the way, Stolas, I've been doing this for quite a while now." Blitz said as he headed for the large doors. "You want the book on the table as usual, or-?"
He stopped for a moment when Stolas opened the large doors and let the bedroom light up with the stars on the ceiling, the display also containing a few cluster galaxies. Roses were placed in bouquets on the bedside tables and the scent of lavender was in the air. Blitz had to admit, it was beautiful, the ambience was intoxicatingly romantic. Not quite what Stolas usually did for their monthly rendezvous, but he wasn't complaining.
"Well, this is a little over-the-top, even for you." he said with a smirk.
"W-Well, I just felt that…" Stolas said as he nervously rubbed his feathery scalp. "…the last time we were together in such a capacity it was…lacking the proper touch. Besides, it hasn't been that long since our…well…"
Blitz sighed, remembering their disastrous breakup at Ozzie's a few months back. He wasn't too keen to rush reigniting their intimacy, but he also admitted to himself, if nobody else, that he missed Stolas. It had been too long without his ditzy owl fuckbuddy.
"Okay, no problem." Blitz said, grinning to lighten the mood and letting his gold tooth shine as he pulled off his jacket and then his shoes and pants. "Now let's get down to business, what position, how hard do you want to be fucked, any other things to know before-?"
"Actually, Blitzy…I was thinking we could talk first." Stolas said as he stripped off his robes, exposing his naked, feathery body underneath. "Just…to clear up a few things."
"Okay…no problem." Blitz said as he pulled off his underwear, sitting on the bed.
Stolas sat down next to him, his 4 eyes taking on an expression of sadness as he felt Blitz's weight make the bed sag slightly. He sighed slightly as Blitz tapped his pointy toes together a few times.
"Blitzy-" he started.
"Stolas-" Blitz said at the same time, stopping when he saw the blush on Stolas's face.
"No, you first-" they both said at once, stopping as Blitz slapped his palm to his face and groaned.
"Oh fuck, are we really this fucking cliched?" Blitz said with a groan as he pulled at his face with his large hand, stretching the skin on his face slightly.
Stolas giggled girlishly, covering his beak with his left hand and edging closer to Blitz.
"I don't know, it's rather adorable." He said as he turned to Blitz, his tail feathers fluffing up slightly. "But just to begin…I'm sorry. Sorry about everything, how I treated you at Ozzie's was inexcusable by being embarrassed about our relationship."
"I get it, you're this fucking big-shot royal." Blitz said as he drew his knees up to his chest, curling into a ball. "Asmodeus calling you out in public would be bad for your public image or some such shit, but did you have to be so fucking ashamed of me? You literally hid your fucking face!"
"I know! And I'm truly so sorry, Blitzy." Stolas said as he lay on the bed, reaching for Blitz with his long arms. "I've…been taught my whole life to act 'proper' and not sully my image or name, and…I suppose I just reverted to old habits."
He wrapped both arms around Blitz as the imp's long, curved horns acted almost like a rocking chair, keeping him partially suspended because of the angle of his head. Stolas admitted, he looked so cute like that, especially with that pout on his face.
"I know I made you upset when I acted that way and personally, I don't blame you one bit." Stolas said as he hugged him tight and spooned him, their naked bodies warming each other as he drew in a deep breath. "I was rude, especially when you were so kind as to take me out on an actual date. That was so thoughtful of you."
Blitz felt a pang of guilt as he looked down in shame, the warmth of Stolas's feathers feeling nice against his skin.
"Blitzy?" Stolas asked, looking at him with patient curiosity.
"Look, Stolas…I'm going to be honest here." Blitz said as he turned to look Stolas in all 4 of his eyes. "The reason I asked you on a date…was I was trying to keep tabs on M&M on their anniversary. You know how I like to watch them sometimes?"
"Yes, it's…unorthodox…but to each their own." Stolas said as he stroked Blitz's scalp. "I myself have a slight fetish for cross-dressing, particularly frilly lingerie."
"Heh, now that's something I'd like to see." Blitz said with a grin as Stolas blushed. "But more to the point…I'm jealous of them."
Stolas's eyes widened in surprise, turning to look Blitz in the face.
"Why?" he asked, placing a feathered hand on Blitz's white-scarred chest.
"Just look at them! Those two bitches have the most nauseatingly sugary-sweet, cheesy-rom-com relationship I've ever seen!" Blitz said as he folded his arms over his chest. "They're so in love with each other that they've only fought once in the full year and however the fuck many months they've been married, they fuck every night, apparently with Millie pegging Moxxie's ass until he cries some nights, they do corny shit like giving each other flowers and candy, they always skip around all happy and shit whenever they're in public…"
He heaved a huge sigh as Stolas looked him in the eyes, placing another hand on his back.
"…and I wish I had that." Blitz said with a pout. "My past relationships haven't gone so well. At all."
"Would you like to talk about it?" Stolas asked as he cupped Blitz's chin.
"Fine, I guess." Blitz said as he sighed and sat with his bare body on Stolas's lap like a little doll. "I guess I'll start with Verossika."
"You dated Verossika Mayday?" Stolas asked, raising his two left eyebrows in surprise.
"Why not? I was able to bag you." Blitz teased, grinning with his gold tooth showing as Stolas blushed. "Granted, we were old childhood friends and shit, that's besides the point. We dated once, hung out for a while and she had a fucking appetite in bed."
"Yes…succubae are like that." Stolas said with a grin.
"Anyway, I stole her car, rode down to Wrath and maxxed out her credit cards on horse-riding lessons." Blitz said as he leaned into Stolas's feathery chest. "Don't ask why, I acted on a fucking whim. Anyway, we broke up after that because of both that incident and because as a succubus, she got kind of…distracted easily."
"Seems like you have a talent for robbing your sexual partners." Stolas said, purring as he snuggled Blitz into his chest. "Truth be told, that night you robbed me was the first time I stood up to Stella. I just felt so happy that I didn't care what she did to me."
"Well, she was a real bitch, so serves her right." Blitz said as he leaned into him. "Speaking of robbing fuck buddies, did you hear the shit that went down in Greed?"
"No, what happened?" Stolas said, listening intently.
"Moxxie's dad called him in for business. Apparently, he was some big-shot mafia boss and tried to marry him off to his ex-boyfriend Chaz for some money." Blitz said with a smirk. "Well, his and Millie's ex-boyfriend. It was comically awkward for them, the cute little fuckers."
"I could imagine." Stolas said with a grin.
"Anyway, that fucko was so horny he tried to seduce Moxxie, Millie and then me, the latter of whom he partly succeeded with." Blitz said. "Poor Mox must have been so freaked out hearing it, those walls are surprisingly thin for such a big-shot fancy mansion."
"Oh…" Stolas said, his face falling as all 4 eyes drooped.
"Don't worry your feathered ass. He was horrible in bed, the sharky fucker." Blitz said as he playfully tickled Stolas, making him giggle. "Anyway, turned out he was broke as a joke and living out of his shitty old car. The horny whore tried to marry Moxxie to get his family's money, but Millie fucked them over but good."
"Well, that sounds exciting." Stolas said with a grin.
"You don't know the half of it. you should've seen her rip those mafia fuckers to shreds." Blitz said with a grin. "She left one guy hung by his own intestines, what a woman! Moxxie may be a limp-dick wimp, but he's one fucking lucky wimp of an imp."
Stolas giggled at the thought and sighed, leaning into Blitz as he relaxed in his feathery arms.
"This feels good." He said as he stroked Blitz's horns. "Talking, relaxed, not hurrying through our fun…"
"Yeah…" Blitz admitted, blushing slightly. "…it does."
He turned himself over and straddled Stolas, grinning as he saw a blush form over the owl prince's face.
"So how about we get things going as soon as you put on that fancy shit I saw in your closet?" Blitz said with a grin.
Stolas blushed and inched out from underneath Blitz, walking into the closet as the sounds of rummaging and clothing shifting was heard.
"You noticed?" he asked from inside the closet as the sounds continued.
"Come on, I scoped out the place before I even came here. You think I'm a fucking amateur?" Blitz said, grinning lustfully. "Now put that on, I know it's not your fucking wife's and Octavia's too young for it and too small to fit in it."
Stolas giggled from inside the closet as he poked his head out, smirking slightly.
"I'm flattered you know my sizes, Blitzy." He said, his feathers fluffing out in excitement. "So…how is this?"
Blitz smirked at Stolas as he exited the closet wearing a lacy white negligee, a hint of lace visible beneath the partially-transparent material. Stockings connected to a garter belt and a pair of panties were visible, and he wore long gloves like a princess. Blitz couldn't help but admit he looked sexy in it.
"Heh, I didn't know you were into this kind of shit." He said with a grin as Stolas approached the bed.
"W-Well, I've always had a bit of an interest in wearing female garments." Stolas said as he sat on the bed and blushed nervously. "When I was a teenager, I noticed I had the right figure for it and…well…my father was not amused when he caught me wearing a sundress and heels in my bedroom one night."
"Well, your dad's not here, your wife's gone, hopefully for good, and we're all alone…" Blitz said, crawling on all fours towards Stolas with a hungry look in his eyes. "…so how about we get down to it?"
Stolas blushed as Blitz pinned him to the bed and kissed his beak, making him close all 4 eyes in bliss. He instinctively spread his thighs as Blitz ground his foot against his crotch and gulped as he felt his panties tightening.
"Blitzy…" Stolas begged as his erection made the lacy female garments tighten even more. "…fuck me."
"I'm not going to fuck you." Blitz said, stroking his side.
Stolas's eyes blinked in surprise at the statement, looking sad.
"I'm going to make love to you, you big fucking dork!" Blitz said with a grin as he started tickling Stolas's underarms with his clawed fingers.
"Oh my! Ah hah ha ha haaaa! Blitzy-aah!" Stolas said, giggling uncontrollably as he quivered like mad from Blitz's tickling. "B-Blitzy-ah hoo hoo-I am insanely ticklish there, please don't-ha hoo hoo! Please don't, I'll-ah hoo hoo-I'll swoon!"
Blitz licked his lips and continued tickling, making Stolas laugh like mad as he bit down hard on his neck, earning a gasp of pleasure from the owl prince.
"Oh my…fuck!" Stolas blurted out as his feathers fluffed out in arousal. "So…bold!"
"You know me pretty well, you feathered fucker." Blitz said in a teasing tone, making Stolas's feathers fluff out even more. "Now hold on."
Blitz grabbed the negligee and yanked it off, making Stolas's fluffy chest exposed. He smirked when he saw the white panties tight with his erection and licked his lips, his teeth showing as he grinned.
"You like this, don't you?" Blitz said with a grin.
"Oh yes…!" Stolas said as he pulled off one of his long gloves. "Please divest me of my garments, my big-dicked Blitzy…"
Blitz grinned as he kissed Stolas's beak, winding his tongue around Stolas's and then grabbing his panties to yank them down to his knees.
"Hang on a minute…" he said as he scooted down to Stolas's knees and then yanked the panties further down to his ankles, scooting further down and then tugging them off of his long legs altogether. "There! Your fucking legs are taller than I am!"
Stolas giggled as Blitz pinned him to the bed and flipped him over, twisting his head 180 degrees so that he could look him in the eyes as he grabbed a big bottle of lube and rubbed it all over his cock, positioning himself behind Stolas.
"Okay, here we go…!" Blitz said as he plunged his rock-hard cock into Stolas's anal entrance, making the prince beneath him gasp in pleasure.
"Oh, Blitzy…!" Stolas gasped. "It's been so long…!"
"Hush up, you sound like some bitch from a Hell-a-novella." Blitz said half-teasingly as he thrust in and out, grinning as he thrust harder.
Stolas sighed as he felt Blitz plunging himself into his tight sphincter, making his feathers stand on end in pleasure. He arched his back as his 4 eyes closed in bliss, Blitz's thrusting making him lose himself in the pleasure he felt at his boyfriend finally being back in bed after all this time.
"You look a fluffy pinecone!" Blitz said with a snicker as Stolas gasped at his deep thrust.
"I can't help it…your cock feels amazing inside me…!" Stolas said as he ground against Blitz harder, making him thrust harder and bite down on the prince's neck. "Ooh, harder!"
"Ah fuck, you missed my cock that much?" Blitz said with a smirk as he plunged in and out harder and harder.
"I missed…everything about you!" Stolas said as he arched his back and allowed Blitz to grab his head feathers, tugging his head back as he thrust harder. "Your jokes, your passion for horses, your blunt honesty…oh Blitzy, I want you so bad…!"
Blitz grinned and wrapped his tail around Stolas's own tail, making it quiver in delight as he plunged his cock deeper. Stolas moaned out loud as Blitz pulled off his stockings and held them in his hands before wrapping one around the prince's 4 eyes to blindfold him.
"Ooh, so forceful!" Stolas said with a giggle. "What are you going to do next-?"
"Well, that's enough talk." Blitz said as he stuffed Stolas's panties into his beak and then wrapped the second stocking around Stolas's beak to gag him. "Too much talk and not enough fucking. You want me to ream out your bird ass or not?"
Stolas nodded and whimpered slightly under the gag, his feather twitching in anticipation.
"Then hold on tight…!" Blitz said with a groan as he thrust hard into Stolas's ass, which was tighter than he remembered and felt amazing.
Stolas groaned in pleasure and rocked his arched frame back and forth, clenching his thighs to make Blitz feel good as he moaned into the gag and cried as he felt his bedmate's cock inside of him. Blitz kept rocking back and forth, reaming out Stolas's anal passage and smirking as he heard the owl prince's moans of pleasure beneath him.
"Fuck…you're…tight…!" Blitz said in-between thrusts. "You…haven't gone…celibate on…me…just because… we broke…up…have you?"
Stolas blushed and whimpered affirmatively, nodding slightly as Blitz's tail wrapped around his midsection and then stroked his ribs, making him shudder.
"Ah…fuck, I don't…know…whether to…be flattered…or get mad!" Blitz said as he thrust harder. "Don't you…royal fucks…have…concubines?"
Stolas shook his head, moaning louder and arching his back to feel more of Blitz's cock inside of him.
"Well then…you should…get some!" Blitz said as he stroked his thighs with his long claws. "If we…only meet…once…a month…you're…going to…have to…jerk off…more often!"
Stolas moaned into the gag as he chewed the worn panties, tasting his own juices and musky sexual scent. Blitz thrust harder as his feathered bedmate cried, tears dampening the blindfold as he moaned in bliss. The thrusting went on and on, Blitz grunting and holding him tightly.
"He must be furious." Stolas thought as he moaned. "I don't blame him, but he's never this talkative with me."
He moaned into the sticky panties and damp stocking as Blitz thrust harder, making him gasp as his cock shot out hard as steel. Stolas moaned out loud as Blitz plunged deeper and deeper, his cock stroking the prostate deep inside of him as his pleasure built to a boil like a pot of water.
"Okay…Stolas…hold on…tight!" Blitz said as he came with a groan, flooding Stolas's ass with his juices.
Stolas cried out loud as he came harder than he had come before, draining his testicles and making him collapse onto the soft bed as Blitz steadied himself against his feathery frame.
"Mmpphh, blmmphy…thamp wapph amaphing!" Stolas said through the panties that muzzled him, shuddering as the runner's high from his orgasm wore off.
Blitz untied the stockings and yanked the panties out of his beak, kissing him as all 4 of Stolas's eyes widened in shock.
"Blitzy…?" he asked, surprised.
"What?" Blitz asked, equally surprised at Stolas's shock. "I thought you liked being kissed and all that sissy shit."
"I thought you were furious with me." Stolas said as he leaned back and hugged himself with his long arms.
"I'm still kind of fucking pissed, but not furious." Blitz said as he panted, exhausted from his extremely-hard fucking and leaning against Stolas's chest floof. "Why?"
"You…never said a word." Stolas said, lighting up a cigarette and inhaling deeply before handing it to Blitz. "You were so rough and forceful…I thought you were taking out your anger on me."
"Look, I may be stacked off at you, but I'd take it out on you verbally, not by fucking your ass." Blitz said as he took a long drag of the cigarette. "Why would you think that?"
"Because…" Stolas said as he leaned back in bed. "…Stella used to do the same thing."
There was silence as Blitz realized what he had just heard, his eyes widening as he put it together.
"Fuck…!" he said as he looked at Stolas and handed him the smoke. "You mean she…?"
"At least until Octavia was born." Stolas said as he accepted the cigarette and inhaled deeply, blowing red smoke into the air. "And even then, sometimes. She just got so angry she would pin me down and have her way with me, no matter how much I begged her not to."
"Fuck…that's messed up." Blitz said as he leaned back in bed.
"It's okay, I've made my peace with it thanks to Octavia." Stolas said as he leaned back against the headboard. "You're only the second person I've told, counting her. If anything, I at least tolerate the memories and nightmares if it meant that in the end, our forced co-mingling brought her into my life. Having a daughter I love so much and would do anything to protect and support is the most amazing thing I have ever experienced."
"Me too." Blitz said as he snuggled into Stolas's chest floof. "Even if Loony acts up sometimes, I still love her for it. And I like to think she loves me too."
"Of course she does. She just doesn't say it." Stolas said as he snuggled Blitz like a teddy bear. "Octavia is like that too, sometimes. Teenagers, you know."
"Yeah, but Loona's 23." Blitz said as he rested on the pillows. "I guess she just never had a chance to get those teenage problems dealt with, so I just roll with them as they come."
Stolas cringed slightly as he remembered their adventure in LA, with Loona kicking Blitz's crotch so hard he was lifted off the ground. He shuddered slightly before leaning into him and smiling.
"Do you think we could start over?" he asked as Blitz looked at him, looking confused.
"Start what over?" Blitz asked.
"You know…this." Stolas said, motioning to themselves and the bed as he handed Blitz the cigarette. "Not just performing coitus once a month for the book, but actually making love. Going on dates, laughing and enjoying ourselves."
Blitz paused as he took a long drag of the cigarette, snorting the red smoke out of his nostrils.
"Well…that's hard to say." He said as he looked at Stolas. "Our relationship has been all over the fucking place. We were friends as kids, then fuck buddies when I came back 2 and a half decades later, then business partners for the book, then exes after that Satan-damned debacle at Ozzie's…"
He paused as Stolas stroked his horns, smiling at him with his feathery face.
"I mean…what the fuck are we?" Blitz asked as he puffed his cigarette before handing it to Stolas.
Stolas sighed as he took the cigarette and inhaled, his four eyes drooping a little.
"Well…I'd like to be your friend again, if you'll let me." Stolas said.
"Friend…with benefits?" Blitz said, smirking at him with a mischievous look in his eyes.
"No! T-That's not what I meant!" Stolas said with a blush as he shyly turned away and scratched the back of his head. "W-Well, unless you want-"
Blitz cut him off with a kiss, wrapping his tongue around Stolas's as the owl prince held him like a teddy bear. He straddled Stolas and placed both hands on the stockings and garters Stolas was still wearing as he reached towards his fluffy crotch.
"I think I'd like that, Stolas." He whispered, teasingly stretching the garters until they snapped back, Stolas giggling at the comical action. "I think I'd like that a-"
"Hey, dad?" Octavia's voice came from the door as it opened slowly. "I was wondering if-oh Satan!"
"Fuck, fuck fuck!" Blitz said as he quickly hid under the covers, Stolas covering himself as Octavia, who had just entered the room, covered her eyes and winced in disgust.
"Octavia! I didn't know you were back so soon!" Stolas said as he climbed out of bed and hugged her. "How was your girls' night with Loona?"
"It was fun, Loona took me to a gun range and taught me how to shoot an assault rifle." Octavia said as she hugged Stolas back, looking slightly uncomfortable at his nudity and the fact that she had caught them about to have sex. "She's also taught me a few martial arts moves, watch this!"
Suddenly, Stolas was flipped over Octavia's shoulder with a giggle from both him and Octavia as he was slammed onto the soft mattress and bounced a few inches into the air again from the impact, Octavia aiming a hand at him, her finger pointed like a gun.
"If this were a real attack, I'd shoot whoever I flipped with a taser or a pistol." Octavia clarified, helping Stolas to his feet again as he grabbed his robe from a hook on the wall and wrapped it around himself. "That's one method. Another one involves a feint, and then a kick right to the balls!"
"Let's…demonstrate that one another time." Stolas said, blushing and crossing his legs as Octavia giggled at his reaction.
"Aww, my little Loony's teaching you all I taught her!" Blitz said as his eye bugged out all cute-like.
"I'm so proud of you for learning to defend yourself, my little owlet, it would break my heart if anything were to happen to you." Stolas said as he ruffled Octavia's head feathers. "You never know what might happen here in Hell, even if you know magic like you do, so it's good to learn a few physical self-defense skills."
"Thanks, dad." Octavia said as she hugged him, sniffing slightly and then wincing at the scent. "Ugh…you stink like sex, dad!"
"Oh! Sorry about that, Octavia." Stolas said, blushing again and handing Octavia a lit scented candle. "How's this?"
Octavia inhaled the scent and sighed, smiling a big, cute grin.
"Mmm, carnivorous hell weed, much better." She said, inhaling again. "Thanks, it helps. I'll just shower up and get ready for bed. Goodnight, dad."
"I'm so glad, my little owlet." Stolas said as he held her hands and kissed her forehead goodnight before his daughter left the room. "I'll get ready to rest up. Blitzy, are you staying the night?"
Blitz opened his mouth, about to answer 'no', but hesitated for a moment. This could be a chance to actually make it up to Stolas, hopefully heal a few hurts he had caused him. Plus, he had to admit, he didn't want to leave Stolas alone tonight. Not after he had heard from Octavia that the prince had drank almost an entire liquor cabinet's worth of absinthe the night he broke up with him.
"Ah, what the heaven? I'll stay." he said with a grin as he headed for the bathroom with Stolas, who had turned on a flat-screen TV he pulled down from the wall.
"Oh good! How about a movie night?" Stolas said as he turned on Voxflix and opened up a folder marked 'favorites' as Blitz walked with him towards the bathroom. "What would you like to see, 'Hidalgo', 'Spirit', or 'War Horse'?"
"Spirit, of course!" Blitz said with a grin. "You know me so well."
"I would like to think so." Stolas said, taking Blitz's hand and leading him to bed where a cloche was waiting, having been left there by his imp butler who was just leaving. "Oh, thank you, Pringles! As I was saying, I like to think I know my friend-with-benefits quite well, inside and out..."
"Come on, Stolas, not everything has to be horny." Blitz said as he snuggled up on his feathery bedmate's lap.
"Of course, Blitz." Stolas said, kissing Blitz's horns and head as he turned on the movie. "Let's rest a while. Pringles has brought us food."
Blitz's mouth watered at the scent as Stolas opened the cloche and revealed a pair of well-seasoned steaks, medium-rare and trimmed perfectly, with mashed potatoes and buttered corn on the side. The perfect food for after a good, hard fuck.
"Thanks, Stolas." Blitz said, snuggling up to Stolas as the movie started and he started eating his steak.
"Of course, my big-dicked Blitzy." Stolas said with a grin.
"Cool it with the fuck talk, you big horny bird! I'm eating here!" Blitz said as he ate a mouthful of steak. "Mmm, so good…"
Stolas smiled as he ate the corn, his beak chewing comically as he spun the ear through his beak. Blitz winced as he saw Stolas eating some barbequed mice he had requested as a side for his meal, turning to his own corn cob and chewing it with his sharp teeth. Stolas looked quite cute like that, he had to admit to himself as the movie continued. Once their meals were finished, the two bedmates snuggled up to each other and watched the movie in quiet reverence for their relationship, eventually falling asleep in each other's arms after the end of the film.
The next morning…
Blitz stretched and yawned as he woke up, exhausted but still renewed from a long night of fucking and amazing food, not to mention one of his favorite movies. Stolas stirred behind him and hooted quietly in his sleep, spooning him like a teddy bear. Blitz climbed out of bed after substituting a stuffed 'thing' with a little note attached in his place, kissing Stolas's face before pulling his clothes back on and sighing. He then picked up the Grimoire and slowly walked towards the balcony, quieting his footsteps out of habit despite not having any need to. He slid the grimoire into his jacket and turned around to climb down, stopping dead in his tracks as he saw Octavia in her pajamas staring at him.
"You'd better not break his heart again, you fucker." she said sternly, folding her feathery arms over her chest.
"I sure hope I don't, kid." Blitz said as he started to climb down. "Your dad's a great guy and an amazing kisser. Don't fucking tell him I said that!"
Octavia smirked, turning around and leaving as Blitz climbed off the ledge.
"You do know that since mum's not living here anymore you can just walk out the front door of the mansion now, dumbass?" she said with a giggle.
"Right, forgot about that." Blitz said as he hung off the balcony for a minute. "Oh well, this is much more fun."
"Let's hope you don't fall into somebody's tea table again this time." Octavia said, smirking at him as he slowly climbed down the wall of the mansion.
"Don't worry, kid. I've gotten pretty good at climbing with this fucking book." Blitz said as he continued climbing. "It's pretty heavy, but I've come to realize that I can just-AW SHIT, NOT AGAIN!"
He lost his balance as his left foot slipped, sending him toppling to the ground. Blitz landed face-first with a SPLAT in a soft flowerbed that had recently been moved there, lifting his head up with several tulips in blobs of dirt stuck to his face. Octavia laughed like crazy at him as he climbed out of the flowerbed and picked up the grimoire, flipping her the bird as she just continued cackling and slapping the balcony ledge in hysterics.
"Yeah, yeah…laugh it up, kid." Blitz muttered as he walked off with the book, Octavia's laughter echoing through the courtyard.
He stalked off into the night, feeling like a weight heavier than a hellhog had been lifted from him, scuttling off through the night. Blitz felt like he could rest easy knowing he and Stolas were at least working on healing their relationship, and it certainly made him feel better. Now if only he could make it back before morning…
The next morning…
Blitz walked into the apartment he shared with Loona in the I.M.P. building, moving slowly and carefully as he quietly closed the door. Turning around, he bumped into what felt like a large, fluffy pillar and looked up to see Loona looking at him with a raised eyebrow.
"Took you long enough." she said, tapping out a text on her phone. "Looks like you made it back before 9, I owe Octavia 50 soul bills."
"Good morning, Loony Toony!" Blitz said as he hugged her tight, making her roll her eyes. "Time for work, let's get to it."
"Yeah, yeah. Whatever." Loona said as she smirked at Octavia's response on her phone. "Millie and her fat-ass husband are here."
Blitz strutted into the main office as Loona sat down in her usual seat near Moxxie and Millie, tapping out more texts to Octavia. He sat down and stretched, about to say something but stopping after noting the mischievous look on Moxxie's face. Moxxie hardly ever smiled at him like that first thing in the morning, something was up.
"All right, what's going on here?" Blitz asked, looking suspiciously at him.
"Not much, sir." Moxxie said as he held up his phone and Millie giggled.
"What the fuck is this?" Blitz asked as he squinted at Moxxie's phone screen.
It was a Voxtube video of him with Stolas, in all their naked glory. Blitz groaned as he saw their sexual escapades played out for a live recap of last night's events, slapping his hand over his eyes and stretching his eyelids downwards.
"Call it a little payback, Blitz." Millie said with a grin as she kissed Moxxie, leaving black lipstick marks on his face. "I may not mind you joining us, but if my husband's upset by it, I'll sure as fuck do somethin' to help him get even."
"Huh, guess you're not as much of a pussy as I thought you were." Loona said as she smirked at the video. "Nice job, fatty."
Moxxie glared at the nickname but relaxed as Millie snuggled up on his lap, giggling all cutely. Blitz sighed and leaned back in his chair, conceding that Moxxie had turned the tables on him but good. Oh well, it was worth it for a long, hot and sexy night with his…maybe boyfriend, maybe friend-with-benefits…they'd work it out eventually. A little embarrassment as payback was fine given how the night had been spent, a wonderful, sexy night of renewing bonds.
The end.
Satan, it's been a while since I've written a Stolitz fanfic and my last one didn't age well since "The Circus" came out with a much better (and cuter) version of how Blitz met Stolas. Please review!