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What is up, Drama Alert Nation? I'm your host Killer Keemstar. Let's get right into the newsssssss.

Today we will be discussing news for arc two of Re:Zero now there wasn't much news to go over regarding arc one, so be ready for some of the best scoops we got so far on Lugunica's DramaAlert.

I have been getting criticism over my previous statement regarding Emilia creating Onlyfans. Now let me make this clear that was a JOKE, not literal. I know my subscribers and viewers that have half a brain cell understand that, but I have been getting threats, and I will be calling my lawyer and suing those people for slander.

Now with that out of the way, let's GO into the NEWSSSS.

So our first story comes from Subaru's first interactions within the mansion. Since we lack many sources for this, the Witch of Envy herself has given us access to Subaru's loops which everyone else would forget. But she did require something for this access, so I will go ahead and state exactly what she wanted me to broadcast.

"I love Subaru, he's mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine."

So if one thing is for certain, we now know that Subaru has a strange dynamic and I believe that this may be more than it lets on to be. As we know from the start, Subaru saw Emilia and fell in love with her at first glance. Satella seems to love Subaru for no reason. So I believe the two half-elves may be connected somehow, but I won't be making that a factual statement as we all know Drama Alert posts true statements and nothing less than that.

Back to the news. So the first thing I want to cover is Subaru's strange behavior within the mansion. Now I understand that he wants to spend time with Emilia, but I believe he failed to neglect that he has something of value.

TIME ON EARTH!

Like, oh my god, this was hard to watch. Roswaal allowed him any request, and he chose to be a butler. A FUCKING BUTLER? I assume he had enough education to assist Emilia in politics as he is from Japan. Teaching her how democracy or how to have a political speech where you make empty promises and guarantee nothing is exactly how you win. Find your target audience and tell them what they want once you win, do whatever you want. Nonetheless, he chooses the path of being a butler and is getting killed.

Now I want to start with Rem since she is someone who many people misunderstand in this arc. Rem killed Subaru thinking he was a Witch Cultist, which he did smell like. Thanks to another source, Capella, I got more information about what happened to the two Oni sisters during the attack.

It was not pretty. Not to mention Roswaal is a FUCKING ASSHOLE and I am canceling him right now. Drama Alert watchers worldwide spread the hashtag #RoswaalPedo to get him canceled!

Rem has done nothing wrong so far as we know. Witch Cultists are sometimes hidden and don't reveal themselves. As for Ram, I will state she is by far the second most annoying character we've seen. I can tell she has some mental issues, but I'm unsure what it is. Either way, I feel terrible for Subaru, and if Fredrica (The Previous maid for the mansion) had been there, I think Subaru would've had a far better time.

So Subaru had to figure out a curse, and he did that very well. Even I, killer keemstar, wouldn't be able to figure out a tiny dog is the origin of the curse, so I will credit Subaru for doing a fantastic job figuring that out.

On the final loop, I think it was breathtaking, and seeing Rem's change to finally trusting Subaru was one of the best moments throughout the arc. But there is one thing I find annoying that is Roswaal's arrival. He did help, but the timing was so perfect my sources still are unaware of his true goal or if he is involved in any of the events transpiring, but I wouldn't be surprised if he is. Not to mention Subaru and Emilia's lap pillow scene was not that good. I'm unsure what's up with Japanese culture, but Subaru needs a hug. Someone needs to hug him.

Starting today, Drama Alert will make a tier list of all characters within the mansion or important in each arc.

Number #1 goes to Subaru, as he is seriously doing amazing for being a regular human that got sent to this world. I have never died, so I can't imagine how it would feel, but more importantly, the trauma related to that, I'd think it is with memories. Subaru has spent so much more time with the others than they have with him. Being able to handle that burden and keep going is why Subaru is easily number one on the tier list.

Number #2 goes to Rem. Now at first, I thought she was an obstacle for Subaru and her actions we're unjustified, but I think that resolution was both a character moment for Subaru and a character moment for Rem. Rem being able to trust someone and ignore the witch's scent is a massive growth from her former self. For Subaru, it's forgiving someone who tried to kill him multiple times. Both characters show massive character growth and understanding, which I respect.

That's it. The rest I can't elaborate on this much further. Arc three will be far more in-depth, and I look forward to revealing many things that neither Subaru nor the viewers seemed to realize, thanks to my trusted sources.

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