AUTHOR'S COMMENTARY AND DISCLAIMERS

I said this on my Archive of Our Own page (where this crazy crossover story was originally posted), and I will indeed say it again. Back in 2017, I created this story on my Microsoft PowerPoint as a private project, which was based on all those GoAnimate videos where the troublemakers would disrespect someone's funeral after the troublemakers would kill them. However, the title was Dora Kills Greil, Disrespects His Funeral, Grounded BIG TIME. And, she got grounded for a large amount of time for what she did. And, this was made at a time where i created a world full of different characters living together. Because, even though characters are different, they are still characters, whether we grew up with those characters, or if we know them in general.

As a further addition to the commentary, I know that Greil is dead in his canon series thanks to the Black Knight. This was just a parody skit story from 2017 I wanted to turn into a fanfiction. I ALSO DO NOT OWN DORA THE EXPLORER OR FIRE EMBLEM. All rights go to the owners.

I hope you enjoy the story.

Dora Kills Greil and Disrespects his Funeral

A Dora the Explorer X Fire Emblem Parody Fanfiction

Written by ktlnboyle

Dora knew she hated the character of Greil from Fire Emblem. She wanted him gone for good. So, she gathered up her backpack and decided to murder Greil.

Meanwhile with Greil, he and his family, consisting of his wife Elena, his son Ike, and his daughter Mist, decided to take a horse-drawn carriage ride through the town. However, Greil noticed someone in the distance. It was Dora.

"Dora, what one earth do you think you are doing?" Greil asked.

"Get your big nosed self over here right now, Greil!" Dora yelled at Greil. Greil later got off the carriage and decided to see Dora.

"What are you planning?" Greil asked Dora. "You better not do what I think you are doing!" Dora later took out a dagger and decided to stab Greil right in front of his children and wife.

"Greil!" his wife Elena shouted.

"Dad!" Ike and Mist shouted. Greil was later pronounced dead almost instantly.

"Dora!" Ike shouted. "How dare you kill my father! He is now dead thanks to you! He was my true friend! That's it! I'm calling your parents right now!"

Back at the Marquez residence, Mami, Dora's mother, found out that her own daughter killed Greil. She grounded her for six whole years. Then, Papi, Dora's dad, told Dora that she would be attending the funeral.

"No! Please! I don't want to go to Greil's stupid funeral!" Dora said.

"We are going and that is a direct order!" Papi said to Dora. "And don't you dare say anything disrespectful over there because it is a sin."

At Greil's funeral, everyone he knew showed up. From the Beast Tribe Laguz to the members of the Greil Mercenaries, everyone said a little bit of something. However, when Dora's turn was up, all hell broke loose.

"What you are all saying is false, people!" Dora shouted as everyone gasped. "Greil was the worst person I have ever known in my life! He always got me into trouble, he has a big nose, and even worse, he grounded me for stupid reason when he is not my friggin' papi!" Everyone booed after gasping at Dora.

"Dora!" Mami said. "We are going home right now!"

Dora was busted by her parents for what she had done at the funeral. She was grounded for three hundred years added on to the six years she was already grounded for. She was then sent to her room after that. And all of her stuff was donated to charity and traded with baby supplies so that Dora could be treated like a one-month-old baby. as punishment for what she said at Greil's funeral.

THE END