Hi,I'm May Melinda Coulson, you might think my name sounds familiar. Well, if you watched Agents of Shield it's true. Damit! I just broke the 4th wall again! Well, nevermind, as I was saying, I am the daughter of Melinda May, the most badass agent, and Phil Coulson, director of S.H.I.E.L.D. . My parents wanted to give me my mother's name but they didn't want to call me Melinda II or Melinda Junior, so they gave me her last name-May-and then her first name-Melinda-witch is kinda weird… but I don't mind, I really love my name and after all I still have my father's last name as usual.
Whatever, you guys aren't here to talk about my name. At least I believe that you want to learn a bit more about my life as part of this dysfunctional family! Am I right?