Hi again! Let's start from the beginning. My name is May Melinda Coulson and I live on The Bus! Cool right?! Well I'm 14 years old and…

"May, are you breaking the 4th wall again? This was Hunter, he is a real pain in the ass. "Leave me alone uncle Hunter "Is that a way to talk to your uncle?" Like I said, a real pain in the ass, we are a really dysfunctional family like I said earlier.

Mom is May-not me, mom- Dad is Coulson, Hunter is the cool uncle, Mack is like the Christmas jokes uncle, Bobbi is the aunt. Fitz is my big brother, Simmons is the big sister, Skye is the middle child and I'm the young daughter.

"Get out!" "What's happening here?" That was Bobbi, Hunter is in trouble! "Nothing Babs we were just…" "Auntie Bobbi, uncle Hunter was bugging me!" "You little…" Lance Hunter! Leave the child alone!" "Yes my love." "Hey, I'm not a kid!" "How Old are your?" "14 " "Then I'm sorry kiddo but you are a child" Wrong! I'm a teenager!" "Shure" "Would you both stop!" "Yes aunt Boobi…" "Good now let's go Hunter!"

They are really cute together, However, Bobbi definitely wears the pants in their relationship. Well, I will watch a film or something now.

"Oh hey kiddo" that's Skye. "How many times do | have to say. l'm not

a child'" Okay.., well , mom and dad wanted me to remind you that you have to pack your bag for tomorrow ""Crap, I forgot about that! Anything else?" "Diner is in five."

I totally forgot that I had to start school tomorrow! All my life I have been homeschooled by my family here on the bus. But now I'm going to a real school, in Portugal. I am going to the 8th grade and I'm very excited but kinda scary at the same time. I will be the new girl.

Anyway, mom or Jemma can help me. I know Skye is to lazy and aunt Bobbi will kick both uncle Mack and uncle Lance's ass. Of you want to know why I am only going to school now. Good question! I also want to know. I think I will ask them at diner today.

- time break-

Now I am arriving at the kitchen where we usually have dinner and I notice that everyone is at the table waiting, FOR ME. Mom and dad are looking mad at me and if the looks could kill, I would be pretty dead. Meanwhile,all the others look like they are trying not to laugh.

These dumbasses think it's funny that I am in trouble. " You are lait" mom is too calm, this is bad. "I'm sorry, I lost the notion of time "For the 10th time this week" dad is right" It's tuesday and I have been late 10 times in 2 days!" I'm sorry, I have a lot on my mind right now! Like why I am suddenly going to a school in another country!" I see everyone's faces go dark even Hunter and Skye that were literally laughing.

Mom isn't showing any emotions, I am in trouble.

" May we talked about this." "No we didn't dad!"

"You need to make friends and meet new people." This time it was Simmons who answered. "But I have friends ! And a family! Right here!"

"You need to make friends your age May, we are your family but you need to make friends your age. Friends to share secrets about first loves, mean girls you both hate, to make pajama parties and everything a girl your age should be doing . We love you sweetheart and I know you do all that stuff with us. But you need to be with kids your age. We won't go away, we will still be here for you and you will come home every day. The difference is that in some days you will bring someone home with you to make pajama parties and gossip about other people." Every single one of us is crying by now. And I swear I never heard mom talk this much without stopping, and she was surprisingly calm, not mad like I thought she would be. At this time I couldn't hold myself, I just ran to her and gave her a huge hug that everybody joined.

" Group hug" Skye said "I love you guys" this time it was me.