Pinkie Pie's Drinks

by Snowdicker223

Pinkie Pie tries to make drinks instead of cupcakes for a change, what could go wrong?

Pinkie Pie sat defeated near Sugarcube Corner's counter. Her cupcake recipes had once been beloved by all of Ponyville's community, but now, her sales were starting to dip more than ever. Since the Ponyville Cafe opened up, ponies were lining up at its shiny new glass doors, anticipating the sweetest treats the owner could brew up for the excited customers.

"I just don't get it! before that place opened I was on top! now everyone acts like they don't even know about my bakery anymore.." Pinkie Pie sighed, feeling defeated. For some time she had tried to keep up with the sales, but it got to be too much on the pink party pony to handle. Her mane deflated, her once poofy mane now dragging on the floors as she walked off, head down.

Her whole life she had worked in Sugarcube Corner. Nothing pained her more than to see her business slowly die out for a better pastry-selling shop. She had even caught her friends coming back from that place with coffee in their hooves! Pinkie herself refused to try it, she was too stubborn for that. How could she enjoy something from the place that caused her so make distress? She never even liked coffee in the first place!

"Come on, Pinkie Pie!" She urged herself, stamping her pink hooves onto the candy-cane-themed staircase leading up to her bedroom. "Think of something! what recipes haven't you tried yet? I have to go all out if I'm going to compete with this place!" she scrunched up her face, desperate for an idea.

As she started to pace, a lightbulb in her mind turned on. "Oh! I know! I can ask my friends for help! Applejack is great at making pies and all kinds of apple-related treats, maybe she can give me some insight. Oh, Pinkie, you're so smart!" she giggled to herself, mane popping back into its usual frizzy self as she dashed out the pink doors. She already knew where they would be, in the middle of Ponyville talking with each other.

"Hey, girls!" Pinkie waved frantically, practically shouting at them. "I know I've been gone for a few days, but I really, really need your help with something, and fast!"

All of their heads turned to their pink friend in curiosity. "Well, what is it?" Rainbow Dash asked, approaching Pinkie, who was smiling wide. "Oh, nothing much. I just need some help with recipe ideas! you see, I know that cafe that just opened is really popular right now, so I need some super pinktastic ideas so Sugarcube Corner can get enough customers too!"

"Oh, I see," Rarity replied. "So it's like a jealousy thing is it?"

Pinkie frowned. "What! no, no, no, you got it all wrong! I don't want to overtake the cafe or anything, I just want to update my cupcakes and sweets so I can be just as successful!" she paused. "Not a jealousy thing. I mean me? Pinkie Pie? jealous of another bakery? Definitely not."

Pinkie's friends all exchanged a glance at each other and shrugged. Applejack spoke. "Well Sugar, I might have some ideas. How about instead of makin' more cupcake flavors, you try somethin' that got the cafe its followers?"

Pinkie turned her head to her country friend. "Uhh like what? I've made cookies, cakes, and cupcakes, I even tried to make a spongecake once but it was a total disaster, what else could Ponyville dream of?"

"Drinks, ya silly! why do y'all think they're going down to the cafe in the summertime? they want something refreshing!" Applejack said, nudging Pinkie in the shoulder. Instantly, she perked up with happiness. "Oh! I get it, okie dokie lokie, I'll make drinks!"

"You still need to be original though, Pinkie. You don't want ponies thinking your blatantly copying the other place. Try to add some Pinkie pizazz to it." Twilight suggested. Pinkie knew she had a point, and nodded. "Right! so it can't be coffee or tea..probably no croissants either..hmm.."

"How about lemonade? everypony loves to drink that when it's hot out." Fluttershy piped in. Pinkie grinned at her. "You're a genius Fluttershy! it's a perfect idea! but how do I make it taste like special lemonade? if it's just normal and plain, it won't have much traction."

"Well, you're usually good at adding cool stuff into it." Rainbow Dash yawned. "You know, just throw in something random and I'm sure it'll taste great. Later I'll come over and taste test after I'm done flying around Cloudsdale."

"Hmm..add something cool to the drinks..got it!" Pinkie saluted, jumping all the way back to the bakery happily. Slamming the candy-coated door from behind her, Pinkie got to work. At first, she searched the kitchen, what could possibly make lemonade more than just boring old lemonade?

She reached into cabinets searching high and low for something she could use. But argh! Nothing was in sight! Pinkie flopped back down onto her plot, disappointed. "Would sugar work? no, sour and sweet probably wouldn't mix. But gosh, I don't have anything else in here! I can't give up now, my bakery is on its last legs, what am I going to do? I don't want to tell my friends I'm going bankrupt!"

Then, she saw it. Pinkie's blue eyes darted toward an old sock laying next to her oven. At first, she scrunched her nose up in disgust. Rarity's brother must've discarded that thing on her floor! and on a hot summer day like this? that thing was probably smelly. She didn't want it in her kitchen! imagine the health hazards it would attract! but ew..that would mean picking it up and walking all the way to the back to Sugarcube Corner to throw it in the dumpster. Or worse, all the way back to Rarity's house, which was miles away!

"Oh my Celestia. That thing smells so bad, I think my nostrils crawled all the way up into the brain to hide from the stench!" Pinkie gasped. Turning back toward her empty glass and bowl of lemons, she got working. Carefully, she grabbed a sharpened knife and sliced the lemons in half, making sure no lemon juice got all over her counter.

"Alright..now just to squeeze these into the cold water I poured, and there!" she turned back toward her recipe book and placed a hoof on the page. "Hmm, next it says to stir it so the lemon juice and water are nice and cold. Got it!" reaching for a spoon, she stirred the cup.

"Now just for the ice cubes!" Pinkie smiled, reaching into her fridge and smashing the frozen bag onto the counter. Lifting it up, she dumped the cubes into the glass, causing yellow water to splash everywhere.

"Oops! Maybe too many ice cubes.." she muttered to herself, putting the bag back into the fridge and grabbing a cloth to wipe up the mess she made. "Nothing a little bit of scrubbing can't fix!"

Finally having wept up all the spilled liquid, it was time for the taste test. "Please taste good, please taste good!" Pinkie begged silently to herself as she raised the beverage to her lips. Taking a swig she gulped down the sourish-tasting drink.

"It's.." She started, placing it back down as her eyes and tail twitched. "NOT GOOD ENOUGH!"

She didn't understand what she was doing wrong! She followed the recipe, okay, well maybe she screwed it up a little when she knocked too many ice cubes into the glass, but still! it was so bland. She wanted something that would shock Ponyville entirely.

She followed with another sip, smacking her lips together. "It's sweet enough...but it doesn't give that shiver of goodness I'm looking for! maybe it needs to be more tangy."

Leaving the glass behind, she accidentally stepped on the stinky sock. "EWW! I stepped on it! gross, I can smell it from here!" Pinkie squeaked, instantly pinching up her nose to save herself from the overpowering smell.

But then she lowered her hoof. The sock smelled bad, sure, but it also smelled sourishly tangy. Green fumes protruded out of it as she picked it up and carried it, cringing all the way. "I can't believe I'm about to do this!" Pinkie gasped.

"But then again.." she motioned over toward her lemonade creation. This might be the only way for the lemonade to taste good!" dropping the sock into the drink it made a mega splash. Pinkie reopened her eyes to see it floating there. Immediately the smell soaked into the juice.

"Oh yes, I'm so smart!" Pinkie grinned, seeing it bob up and down. "Maybe it's a little gross, but now my lemonade will have that Pinkie pizazz Twilight was talking about!" taking it out and squeezing all the sweat from the sock into the glass Pinkie got a sadistic grin on her face imaging all those ungrateful customers who ditched her for some frilly cafe tasting her sock juice.

"It's the perfect way to get my revenge, and to also get them addicted to my drinks!" Pinkie beamed, savoring the sweat drops for each glass. When she was done, the lemonade smelled so fucking bad, but it was alright because surely it would alert other ponies Sugarcube was back to making strong-smelling delectables.

Setting up her own stand outside, It only took Pinkie Pie about 2 hours to finish her own lemonade stand. She painted it light pink with brightly-colored balloons surrounding it, trying to make it as appealing as possible.

"Come one and come to all everypony!" Pinkie chirped as ponies walked past her. "I present to you, Pinkie's new lemonade stand! here to quench your thirst!"

The stand attracted ponies attention almost immediately. "Oh Pinkie, you're a lifesaver, I was getting so thirsty!" Lyra said, wiping sweat from her brow."How many bits?"

"Just five!" Pinkie grinned, a little too wide for Lyra's liking. "Hm, well okay then." She agreed, reaching into her saddlebag and pulling out five golden coins. "Here you are, now give me that drink, I'm practically melting over here!"

"Okie dokie, here you are, and.." Her eyes darkened. "Enjoy."

Happily snatching the drink out of Pinkie's grasp, Lyra gulped down the sweat-infested beverage. Pinkie expected her to start dry-heaving and gagging from the horrid taste, but strangely, Lyra let out a satisfied "Ahh just what I needed!"

"This tastes terrific! hey Cheerilee, have you tried Pinkie Pie's new drinks? they're to die for!" Lyra called out, catching Cheerilee's attention. "Well I can't say I have, may I try a taste Pinkie?"

"Sure thing! if you pay up and tell everyone else about them!" Pinkie sang, handing a glass to the teacher. Cheerilee returned a grateful glance and chugged down the lemonade, licking her lips afterward. "Wow! This has to be the best lemonade I've ever had, what ingredients do you use?"

"Oh you know, valdroxxes socks I MEAN IT'S A SECRET I CANT TELL YOU!" pinkie screamed. So Lyra and Cheerilee leave and tell everybody about how godlike the lemonade was. In under an hour and a half the majority of Ponyville was lined up behind Pinkie Pie's stand and ready to have a sip of Pinkie's newest brew.

Rainbow Dash was one of those ponies, standing impatiently in line as she stamped her hoof. "Hurry up ponies, this stuff could be better than Applejack's cider for all I know!"

Applejack chuckled from behind. "There aint no way Pinkie was able to come up with somethin'that could outdo mah cider, Dash. Not in a mere day."

"You don't know that!" Rainbow shot back. Rarity, Fluttershy, and Twilight were also there. "Well, I am surprised Pinkie got back onto her feet that quickly, this morning she seemed really stressed out about her sales."

"Yeah, and I think she got back all her customers, on my way there I saw how empty the cafe was, it's like a dessert in there," Fluttershy whispered. "I wish Pinkie and the cafe owner could just get along, I don't want this to turn into a war."

"Oh darling, we need more wars." Rarity inquired. "Trust me. NOW EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY! IM TRYING THAT LEMONADE!" Rarity yelled, blasting all the ponies in front of her away with a blue beam of magic. They ran away instantly, leaving only the mane five left.

"Hi girls!" Pinkie Pie waved. "Oh, I'm so glad you're here! the lemonade was a hit! here, try it, you girls can have it on the house since you're my best friends."

"Thanks, Pinkie!" Rainbow Dash said and chugged it. "Oh, this tastes great! hey you got an endless supply of this stuff, right? I might have seconds."

"Oh..well let me check." Pinkie paused, reaching for the sock she mischievously snuck under the table. "Oh no! All the sweat in it is gone! I NEED MORE!" but Rarity's stupid brother was the only person in ponyville with feet. SO PINKIE GOT SO PISSED.

"When nopony is looking I'm going to have to break into Rarity's house and steal his entire wardrobe." Pinkie thought as she panicked. Realizing her friends hadn't been paying attention, Pinkie tried her best to keep it cool. "Well, you know me! I always get enough supplies for my friends hahaha.."

"This tastes like my brother." Rarity frowned and dumped the entire glass out. "I'm sorry Pinkie dear but I don't like this as much as your friends do."

Pinkie Pie reached in and pulled Rarity close to her so their muzzles were touching. "I need your brother in my bakery ASAP. Tell him to bring all his socks and don't ask why!"

"Hm well, I fucking hate him darling so if it gets his ass out of my house sure thing." Rarity agreed. "Though I'm not sure why you want to see his sock collection. He doesn't wash those things."

"Ya I know, that's perfectly fine and dandy and good as candy," Pinkie said nodding vigorously. "Now go get him, and fast!"

"Whatever Darling." Rarity rolled her eyes and left. She always got jealous when her brother was called over to do things instead of her. But Pinkie didn't care about hanging out with him, she just needed those damn socks.

"Huh, I wonder why Pinkie is acting buddy with Rarity's family all of a sudden," Twilight said aloud to her friends. "Is she feeling alright? She started acting different when Rainbow asked about her supply."

"Eh, I'm sure it aint anythin' special sugar cube. Pinkie Pah is Pinkie pah." Applejack shrugged. "Let's let her do her thing. I mean, she did just witness Rarity annihilate a ton of innocent ponies with her magic."

"True," Twilight said and the mane five waved goodbye to Pinkie Pie before departing back to what they were doing at their houses.

SO PINKIE PIE IS SO MAD HE'S LATE. "WHERE THE FUCK IS HE." Pinkie thought, frustrated he had been 10 minutes late. valdroxx comes in. "Hi, pinkie pie." and pinkie pie thinks he's so ugly. "Hi loser where's my socks."

"Oh yeah right here." he grinned because he had a massive briefcase of all the socks. Pinkie sees and her eyes widen. "What! that's barely any! you have to have more, I know that's not all of em, give me the ones on your feet right now OR ELSE!"

"What why." But Pinkie yanked them off so mad and forced him to dip his feet in the lemonade all of it. "You aren't leaving my bakery until all these glasses are filled. I need more of that sweet, tasty sweatanade."

"Only If I get paid," he said. but Pinkie wasn't paying him shit. "Fuck no. NOW DO WHAT I TELL YOU TOO. If you do I'll get you a date with Fluttershy!" Pinkie demanded. So he did because he had a massive crush on Fluttershy and dreamed every day of being with her.

So Pinkie Pie ties him up with gigantic ropes and forces him to help her with the lemonade for hours until it was dark outside. Rarity doesn't look for him because she doesn't care and hopes he dies. Pinkie Pie then grabs her massive stacks of cold-hard cash, and green money bills stacked on top of each other to form a massive throne. She jumped on it, green paper cascading down onto the bakery floors as she wiggled her butt on the money bills to make herself comfortable.

"Now this is the life!" Pinkie Pie grinned, laying back as she caught another crowd of ponies hurrying into her bakery to get more samples. Now having more lemonade than ever thanks to Rarity's brother Pinkie Pie felt unstoppable. She could probably run that cafe into the ground at this rate!

And so, as the days went by Pinkie Pie fully won back the respect of everyone in Ponyville. Once again she was #1. But slowly, her sales started to dip, and it was worrying her. "There were twelve ponies lined up here last week, now there's only nine.." Pinkie Pie said with a concerned look. "That's not good!"

Her first idea was to update the lemonade stand a little, maybe that would catch their attention. However, her paranoia started to edge at the back of her mind. It wasn't possible that somehow ponies caught on about her secret ingredient..was it?

"Pfft, no way!" Pinkie reassured herself. "I mean, who would come up with such a crazy idea as, oh, I bet Pinkie Pie squeezes sweaty socks into her drinks! no way! hehe, Pinkie, you're so silly sometimes!"

But Rarity had a suspicion, one that had just been confirmed to her as she sat huddled up in a bush, spying on Pinkie Pie. "I knew it! I knew there was something off about those drinks, and nopony believed me!" she seethed with disgust. "I have to tell the others, and fast! those poor ponies could get beverage poisoning!"

Backing out of a bush and always falling backward, Rarity dashed over toward her four friends who were still drinking that wretched lemonade! now that she knew they were infested with sweat, she had to fight back the urge to hurl as she screamed to them, "STOP IT! DO NOT DRINK ANY MORE OF THAT STUFF! it's full of my brother's sweaty socks."

AND EVERYBODY SPAT IT OUT IMMEDIATELY. Piss-colored liquid sprays everywhere as the four mares start gagging and scraping at their tongues. "You can't be serious!" Rainbow Dash coughed. "I drank like, five of these a day!"

"Well, ah guess that explains the sour taste," Applejack said, smashing the glass on the floor and stomping on it. "Pinkie Pie is going way too far with these pranks, ah tell ya!"

"It wasn't a prank!" Rarity continued. "From what I heard she finds enjoyment in tricking us into liking that stuff, she's gaining a profit from it!"

"B-But who's socks?" Fluttershy gasped. "I don't know any pony who still wears those, except for maybe Minty."

"My brothers and all of you have been consuming stuff that came off his feet for about a week now." Rarity said. Everybody screams. "AHHH EWWW!" Rainbow Dash instantly looked both ways for a cliff to jump off of while everyone else focused their attention on Pinkie Pie. How could she pull off something so disgusting? and why would she lie to her own friends about it?

"Darlings, pipe down! don't think about telling her anything yet..she doesn't know I know about this. Instead of bursting into her bakery and confronting her, we should resort to something more secretive. We don't want her to hate us, but we can't have her sell that stuff anymore either!"

"She won't be able to when the Ponyville health inspector visits her bakery." Twilight scoffed. "It'll be closed up for sure!"

"Twilight!" Rarity exclaimed. "You are a genius! although it's true the health inspector is out of town, one of us can pretend to be one! I can sew a good-enough-looking outfit and put up an act. Then, I'll search her place high and low and when I find what I am looking for, I'll corner her and expose her in front of everyone else! the best thing is she will never know it was us who alerted everyone. It's the perfect plan."

"I can't wait to see the look on her face!" Dash said, beating her fist. "She's gonna get it for making me drink sweat juice!"

"Yes, dears. Now, tomorrow I want all of you to act normal, maybe stand by the windows if you want a peek at the drama. When I go inside that's when my investigation starts."

Agreeing, the five ponies waited patiently for the next day to come. Rarity strode along Ponyville with her black suit on, buttoned up with silver and of course with a hat. She threw on some shades to hide her distinct eye shape and put on some bright red lipstick. Now she looked like a real health inspector.

Stroding up toward Sugarcube Corner's doors, she knocked two times. Pinkie opened up and returned a smile. "Oh hi! random pony I haven't seen before, welcome to Sugar cube corner would you like to try my-mmff!" she was cut short by a white hoof covering her mouth shut.

Trying her best to cover her British accent, Rarity started. "Ahem, actually, I'm the Ponyville health inspector and I have come to do a check-up on your bakery, is there anywhere you'd like to start? I need to at least see the kitchen before I leave."

Beads of sweat started pouring down Pinkie Pie's reddened face. "Oh! Of course, come right in, at Sugarcube Corner I make sure everything is nice and tidy!"

Where are those socks...Rarity thought to herself as she trotted through the cluttered mess of old bowls and messy frosting splattered all over the walls. "I see you've been busy in here, Pinkie!" she couldn't help but gasp. She never realized how unsanitary Pinkie's workplace was until now!

"That's just the life of an independent baker!" Pinkie returned with a guilty smirk plastered on her face. "Ah, I see." Rarity replied in an unfirm tone as she progressed through the kitchen.

Rarity had become increasingly annoyed that no matter where Pinkie Pie lead her, she could not locate Pinkie's nasty sock supply. Where could she have possibly hidden them? if not in the kitchen, or anywhere in the bakery for that matter, where could they have been? you'd think the smell would be noticeable but it wasn't. Pinkie Pie was smarter than Rarity had thought. She must've hidden them in a good spot.

Both ponies stopped as Pinkie showed Rarity her latest work of art. "And this right here is my money throne! I made it with all the money I collected from my lovely customers!" Pinkie cheered. "Don't you just love it? I know I sure do! it's like all my accomplishments mixed together in one big heap!"

Rarity shot her an unamused look. She wasn't impressed in the slightest that Pinkie Pie was letting money of all things get into her head. She knew as a hard-working mare with a business of her own that money could change a pony. Usually for the worst. "Oh yes. Quite the flex. Astounding, even. Say Pinkie Pie? Are there any parts of your property I have not picked through yet? I want to make sure I checked out every room and corner."

Pinkie Pie frowned. "Well I mean I showed you pretty much everything!" Rarity didn't believe her. "Everything?" she pressed. "Well then, best I-" she turned around and caught sight of a door she didn't remember seeing upon entering the establishment. "Hold on...what's behind that door?" she pointed.

Pinkie followed her gaze. "Oh! that's the back exit out of Sugarcube Corner, only staff use it." Rarity's suspicions rose as she approached it warily. "Well, I can get out of the building faster this way, thanks for everything Pinkie, I best be on my way."

"No! health inspector wait!-" Pinkie started, trying to pull Rarity back inside. Shaking off Pinkie's grip and trotting elegantly out the door with her head held high, Rarity felt her black hat blow off of her head when her nose caught the smell.

"Oh, great Celestia she hid them BEHIND Sugarcube Corner! it reaks back here! how could she stand this putrid aroma while mixing drinks!?" Rarity shouted in anguish as Pinkie quickly followed her suit, meeting her right in front of the massive sock pile. The baking hot sun shone down on all of them making them smell so much worse than when they were stored in Pinkie's cabinets.

"This-This will not do! I will get your bakery shut down for this!" Rarity yelled, trying her best to keep up her act as she fought the urge to turn tail and run into the nearby mountains to get away from the horror. "No! please don't, I can explain everything! blame Rarity's brother, HE WAS IN ON IT TOO!" Pinkie begged. "YOU SHOULD BE BLAMING HIM FOR THIS! THEY'RE HIS SOCKS!"

"But you own the place, you should know better!" Rarity shot back. "Last I checked he doesn't even work here. How many sales have you made using these socks in your lemonade Pinkie?"

"Like a hundred and five," Pinkie said. Rarity was livid when she heard this. "WHAT! GRR PINKIE I AM SHUTTING YOUR BAKERY DOWN FOR GOOD!" grabbing a fake sign with the words "PUBLIC HEALTH INSPECTION NOTICE: CLOSED" on it, she taped the sign to Pinkie's door. "Say farewell to your business! I am calling up the public health care department right now!"

"No health inspector, you don't understand! This was my only way to get back to being the best pastry seller in Ponyville! before I made this recipe nobody wanted anything to do with me! I was desperate, and it was just sweat! it's not poisonous or anything! It's a little gross yeah but it won't kill anyone!"

"Extreme uncleanliness still counts as a guideline violation." Rarity scowled. "And any substance of any kind from another person or pony used in any recipe is a definite no-no around here. Now cease this sock pile, burn all of them in a fire, and kiss your Sugarcube corner goodbye!" Stomping away, Rarity smirked seeing Pinkie's eyes water with tears at the thought of losing everything she had worked up to. "Serves her right," she muttered under her breath, taking off the black bowl cap she was wearing.

"How'd it go, Rarity?" her friends asked, all coming out of the bushes. Rarity rose her hoof and spoke. "Excellent, I convinced Pinkie Pie to rid of the socks and I told her I am shutting down her bakery."

"Woah Rarity, isn't shutting down her place going a little too far?" Twilight asked. "I mean, what she did to us was gross but she doesn't deserve to have her life ruined over it. It was just sweat after all. There could have been worse stuff mixed into those drinks."

"Darling, when I found out she was extorting my brother of all people for those DRINKS you know how upset it made me? making everyone addicted to HIS TASTE. She fully deserves every bad consequence coming to her! And though I never partook in the acting industry before, I have to say I did a pretty good job pretending to be someone other than me for a change. I don't even know that much about health inspections and yet she seemed pretty convinced I was the real deal."

Exchanging an unsure glance, her friends shrugged. "Well, I guess when you put it that way it doesn't seem so wrong. "We just hope she doesn't take it to heart."

"Oh darlings, I'm sure she will find a new hobby. She doesn't just bake, she likes to make ponies smile and throw parties. She doesn't need a bakery for that." Rarity said, looking back to the silhouette of Pinkie Pie, still standing behind Sugarcube Corner as she started picking up all the socks with the saddest expression on her face Rarity had ever seen.

However, as Pinkie bunched them all together the smell grew so bad that it wafted all the way over to Canterlot Castle. Celestia had been sitting peacefully on her golden throne, enjoying her break as the smell lingered through an opened window and into the ballroom. "UGH!" she said in disgust. "What is that smell? and how did it get into my royal castle!?"

Luna and Cadance both booked it out of there as Celestia demanded the guards inspect the castle. "Find out where it came from and evacuate the place! I will not have my subjects smell whatever that is. Maybe there was a gas leak, we can't be sure!"

Getting up from her seat, Celestia stormed around looking for the source. However, as she walked past the glass-stained windows she realized where it was coming from. No, the smell wasn't coming from inside her castle, but Ponyville! The green waft was coming from the back of Pinkie Pie's bakery.

"It's coming from Ponyville! I have to put an end to this!" she growled, flying out of the castle as fast as she could, her massive white wings beating down furiously as she soared high into the sky and into the clouds. Slowing her pace as she was flying above Ponyville premises, she found herself flying over Sugarcube Corner, where the smell grew worse.

"Socks?" Celestia echoed in surprise. "Now why on earth would Pinkie Pie be gathering a hoard of the worst-smelling pile of those things humans wear right outside of her home? well, whatever reason it is, I have to make her stop! She is terrorizing Ponyville and Canterlot."

Using her horn, a yellow aura appeared around it as she created the biggest magic blast she could muster Holding her breath with effort, she brought the massive yellow beam down and exploded Sugarcube Corner with it, completely wiping it to dust as parts and pieces of the building flew in all different directions. the once gingerbread-themed home was now nothing more but some fallen debris and a pile of rubble and smoke.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Pinkie screamed as socks fell all around her. "Celestia!? oh, I knew the health inspector was going to tell you everything! I didn't mean to fill those lemonade drinks with the sweat of someone else's socks! I'm sorry for everything! please don't throw me in jail!"

Celestia, not even knowing about the lemonade fiasco was very confused. "You used socks in lemonade? just...why on earth would you do that, Pinkie Pie? For any logical reason at all is there an actual justifiable reason for doing that to my loyal subjects?"

"It doesn't matter! now rebuild my bakery that you just destroyed!" she piped up, cheeks puffed up with hot anger. "I lived in there you know, now where am I going to eat, sleep, and I don't know, WORK!?"

"The socks are still everywhere!" Celestia gasped in horror, pointing at them in dismay as they surrounded the angry pink pony. "That's it, I am banning socks from Ponyville entirely! nopony will ever be allowed to wear them EVERY AGAIN! Their use has been abused and I will not allow it! I knew allowing human clothes into Equestria was a bad idea, but this, this is something else!"

"You can't ban socks!" Pinkie shrieked. "I NEED THEM FOR MY DRINKS!" but Princess Celestia wasn't listening as she caught Rarity's brother racing out of the broken bakery so fast. Celestia saw his socks WERE GONE and she went ballistic when she saw green things wedged in between the toes. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE. HE SMELLS WORSE THAN THE SOCKS COMBINED! THATS IT. There is going to be an exception made. FEET ARE ALSO BANNED FROM EQUESTRIA!"

Creating another massive blast of magic she blew off his feet and they are zapped out of existence never to be seen again. He had not been expecting the forced amputation so when he looked down and couldn't walk he cries. "WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME CELESTIA?!"

"Because I hate you valdroxx," Celestia said back grinning so wide and keeps zapping him over and over just to see him in pain. Rarity then rushed over to save her brother but changes her mind when she sees Pinkie Pie and what Celestia had done. "Oh darling, we let this get too far! I didn't think Celestia would actually come over and destroy Pinkie's home! I have to tell her everything...even if she hates me for it."

"Pinkie Pie," Rarity said sadly, taking her attention away from the repeated magic blasts. "I'm sorry to tell you this now but...I pretended to be the health inspector to shut down your bakery. I and the girls were mad about the whole drink disaster, and well, we thought it was the only way to get your ego set straight. I'm terribly sorry for all the trouble I caused. We never meant for it to be taken this far. I had no plans for Celestia to show up here at all."

Pinkie's eye twitched. "You...YOU WERE THE REASON MY BAKERY GOT DESTROYED!?"

Rarity tried to calm her down, backing away from her enraged friend. "I wasn't wanting Celestia to blast it to bits, I promise! I just wanted you to realize what you did was wrong! All it was supposed to do was teach you a lesson, Darling! honest!"

"FUCK YOU RARITY." Pinkie Pie screamed. "YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE." So Pinkie Pie never talks to Rarity again and hates her. The End