Phone Number
By Bashfulglowfly
Obito sighed as he leaned against the counter of Anbu Manga and More. His cousin Kagami was late coming back from lunch and Obito was getting hungry. His girlfriend and best friend were coming to take him to lunch, and he didn't want to cause problems with their schedules.
The bell rang over the door and Obito straightened up, smiled, and called out to the customers that had just entered. It was a woman and a girl not much younger than Obito. "Welcome to Anbu Manga and More! Is there anything I can help you find?"
"No." The woman was curt. It was clear that she didn't want to be here. It was the girl that was looking around. But she wasn't shopping like a normal customer. He kept a close eye on her since shoplifters looked like everyone else.
Finally, the girl walked over to the counter and gave him a flirtatious smile. Obito instantly became wary. She wasn't the sort that usually approached him like that. It wasn't that Rin was ugly but he'd known her for years and they'd loved each other since forever.
"Hi," the girl said with a flutter of fake eyelashes. She leaned on the counter to give Obito an eyeful of her breasts.
Obito stepped back from the front counter to put more space between himself and the girl. "Hello, how can I help you today?"
Her smile got wider. "You could give me your phone number."
Obito rubbed at the back of his neck. "Sorry, I don't give out my phone number to customers."
"I haven't bought anything, so I'm not a customer."
"Sorry, I'm not giving you my phone number."
The smile left the girl's face, she spun around and flounced over to the woman.
"Shit." Muttered Obito.
The woman came storming over to the counter. "Give my daughter your phone number!"
"I've already told her. I don't give out my phone number to customers."
The woman's face began to grow red. "Give. Her. Your. Phone. Number."
"No."
The woman let out a primal scream. "GIVE MY DAUGHTER YOUR PHONE NUMBER! NOOOWWWW!"
Obito's uncle, and owner of the store, came charging out of the back office. "What's going on here?"
The woman looked Tobirama up and down. "Who are you?"
"I'm the owner of the store." Responded Tobirama.
"Tell this person to give my daughter his phone number!" ordered the woman.
Tobirama looked at Obito. "Do you want her to have your number?"
"No."
Tobirama turned back to the woman who was growing purple with rage. "He doesn't want your daughter to have his phone number and you need…"
The woman interrupted "THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT!" she screamed. "HE HAS TO GIVE MY DAUGHTER HIS PHONE NUMBER!"
Tobirama blinked at her. "That's not how that works and if you don't leave, I will call the police."
Obito pulled out his phone so he could call the police.
"SOMEONE THAT LOOKS LIKE HE DOES SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT MY DAUGHTER HAS TAKEN AN INTEREST IN HIM!"
Obito had to shove his hands in his pockets to keep from covering the deep scars on the side of his face. As it was his shoulders hunched as if trying to hide his face.
This time it was Tobirama's turn to become purple with rage. But before he could say something…
A voice called out "Hey babe, you ready to go to lunch?" Obito looked up. He hadn't even noticed that Rin and Kakashi had come into the building with all of the screaming going on.
Kakashi opened the swing door at the counter, "Missed you!"
Then he planted a deep kiss Obito's lips and blatantly groped Obito's ass at the same time.
The woman bellowed in fury "HOW DARE YOU! YOU LED MY DAUGHTER ON! YOU PERVERT!"
It was Tobirama's turn to roar in fury. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY STORE!"
Kagami, coming back from lunch, barely managed to get out of the way as the woman and her daughter stormed out the door. He turned shocked eyes to the group at the counter. "Do I even…"
"No. You don't." Tobirama walked back to his office muttering. "Obito, take the rest of the day off."
Kagami's jaw dropped. "That bad?"
Obito sighed and nodded. "Made your blow job girl look normal."
Rin pointed at Kakashi. "Don't you ever stop me from bitch slapping someone like that again!" She growled. Kakashi held his hands up in surrender. Rin turned to Obito and pulled his head down to hers with one hand "My poor darling." She crooned before kissing him, slipping her tongue past his lips. Her other hand caressed the butt cheek that Kakashi had molested.
When Rin let him up for air, Obito looked at Kakashi. "You better tell Iruka about what you did because if he comes after me, I'm killing you."
Kakashi carelessly waved a hand. "My little dolphin won't do anything like that."
Rin snorted. "Then explain to me why Zabuza runs away every time he sees you and/or Iruka?"
Kakashi just smiled as he nudged his friends out the door.