(Or "Not Emu-sed!")
"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD JUST ARRIVED IN AUSTRALIA TO HAVE THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES!"
"I certainly did!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, grabbing a towel and drying himself off from his dolphin ride.
"NOW THE BOYS WERE OFF THROUGH THE VAST, MYSTERIOUS OUTBACK ON A GUIDED JEEP TOUR!"
"Hey look, KANGAROOS!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, pointing off to the side of the jeep, the people inside gazing in awe along with he and Rocky.
"SURE ENOUGH, THE FAMED MARSUPIALS WERE BOUNDING ACROSS THE LANDSCAPE, ONE OF THEM HAD A JOEY IN HER POUCH THAT COULD BE FOUND PEEKING HIS HEAD PUT FROM TIME TO TIME!"
"Oh he's so cute!" Rocky smiled, snapping a photo of the baby kangaroo. "Say, how long do they stay in the pouch?" He asked the jeep tour guide.
"At ehround seex months, uh--mate!" The tour guide--who was quite obviously Boris in a Crocodile Dundee-like disguise--exclaimed.
"That voice...where have I heard that voice?" Rocky pondered while a koala crawled along his back, before Bullwinkle spoke up.
"Say, I never did catch your name, pal!" Bullwinkle spoke.
"Oh, eet's, uh, Crocodile Dungaree!" Boris commented, then remembered his character-- "--Mate!"
"get this guy, Rock, he keeps calling me his mate." Bullwinkle whispered, before facing Boris yet again. "Dude, I think you're cool, but you're gonna have to take me to dinner first!"
"No, no that's not what he means at all..." Rocky replied.
"IN NO TIME AT ALL, BORIS ACTUALLY MANAGED TO RUN THE JEEP OUT OF GAS."
"Nice goink, "MAYTE!"" Natasha commented, slapping her partner upside the head.
"Hey look, chicken!" Bullwinkle smiled, approaching an emu.
"Bullwinkle that's not a--" Rocky spoke.
"THE EMU REPEATEDLY PECKED BULLWINKLE ON THE NOGGIN. NORMALLY THIS WOULD GREATLY HURT A PERSON, BUT SINCE BULLWINKLE WAS, WELL, BULLWINKLE, HE THOUGHT IT WAS KINDA NICE..."
"Ohhhhh a little lower, a little lower...AAAGH, right there, yeah..." Bullwinkle moaned.
"Sometimes, I vonder eef I vheel ewer understand müse." Boris remarked to Natasha.
"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Kangaroo Jacked!" OR "Bogan for Mercy!"