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The Original South Park by Trey Parker and Matt Stone on Comedy Central…
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Presenting…
"South Park Vs Powerpuff Girls: Powerpuff Girls meet Half-God"
Story Style: Scriptbox, Soap Opera/Orchestra Cinematic Style
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Setting: Townsville Skies, Midday
[MUSIC PLAYING: Hoenn Gym Leader Battle Music]
The Powerpuff Girls were fighting a Supervillain, taking them on 3 on 1. However, as strong as they were, they weren't able to take him down.
The villain wasn't of this world.
Blossom was immediately slammed by her literally cooked sisters being tossed at her. And then the bunch, altogether, were pummeled down by a "He-Man Knuckle" all the way to the ground.
Buttercup: (Gets off of Blossom) GAH! I SWEAR WE TRIED EVERYTHING AGAINST HIM! AND STILL NOTHING WORKS!
Bubbles: (Gets off of Blossom, next) Well… We haven't tried EXACTLY everything… What if we unplug his batteries?
Blossom: Nope, I scanned him with X Ray Vision… and while he DOES have a battery… He's not vulnerable to it… However this robot is based off of… did a good job at lasting this long…
Mojo Jojo looked outside his window and suddenly saw a being in the sky as taller than the Rowdyruff Boys and Powerpuff Girls… He closed the shades hoping to not get seen by the robot.
The machine looked down at Townsville, seeing the targets ripe for the picking of his True Ultimate Attack… the "Thanos Death Ball"!!
Just as the mechanical villain lifted his hand, the sky burst open a hole and out came a Superhero much like the machine but more realistic, using the "Royal Tackle Spear '' attack and then pushing the mechanical villain into another hole, taking the villain away.
The Powerpuff Girls: (Gasping) Wow…
The Powerpuff Girls were amazed. With their little naughty minds thirsting for revenge, they followed the Superhero to the hole as the one where he came from slowly fixed itself.
Following through what seems to be a tunnel of golden light, the girls saw the hero, punching the machine into the purple tunnel, vanishing his parts into wormholes scattered across space and time.
The Hero: What was Mickey Mouse thinking?! Taking on that Universe! I feel sick!
The Powerpuff Girls were surprised by his power. You see, when they punched that machine, he was okay. It only took this hero 6 punches and BOOM, it was scrap metal!
Following this hero, the Powerpuff Girls were led 95 Light-years away from their home, despite it being approximately about less than 2 minutes following this hero's Golden Light. The trail suddenly bent over to a wormhole that was punched open by the hero.
Bubbles: He could do that?!
Blossom: Amazing! Let's keep following him!
And so the Powerpuff Girls followed the Hero into the Wormhole! As they got out, the hole repaired itself. This made Bubbles worried.
Buttercup: Well, there's no going back.
The trio suddenly find themselves in a new dimension. A small mountain town. It was nighttime, or as above on a Watchtower, it says "Hippie's Meal Time: 2 AM".
Looking everywhere, there were crimes happening left and right. Some of them were sickening to the girls. And so, they flew around looking everywhere.
There was a Strip Club, Shootings, lots of homeless people, and ugly families arguing with each other…
Bubbles: … I don't like this dimension…
Buttercup: Who RUNS this city?!
Blossom: Not friendly people, I'd say…
Looking above the houses, there were vigilantes, left and right.
One of them was a Fat Boy who dressed up as a Raccoon with Wired Claws. The other looked like Batman if he was poor and somehow allied with the Riddler…
But what really got their attention was the Hero who basically beat up the Raccoon Vigilante with one punch.
The Raccoon Hero: WELL, SCREW YOU GUYS, AH'M GOING HOME!
The Hero: Go home to mommy, Peter Griffin!
The Raccoon hated that name down to the core, but there was nothing to stop the Hero.
The Girls floated over and decided to surprise the Hero.
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Down at the Building, Mysterion talked to his Superman Counterpart.
Mysterion: So, Half-God … mind if you, uh… help me with this financial problem? It's Karen's birthday and my piece of shit Dad had found my money stash and spent it on beer!
Half-God: Sure Kenny, I know exactly what she wants!
Mysterion: You know?
Half-God: Well, it's a surprise… But it won't hurt as bad as injuries from Basketball Star Nike Shoes made by the Pakistani Little Girls… I call it, "South Park Hero Plush Collectibles"! They're plushies of us in Hero Form, in this style of bobbleheads that look like we're made of construction paper! Whatcha Think?!
Mysterion: Well… Not so sure… What exactly do they look like…?
The Powerpuff Girls slowly levitate down during the conversation.
Half-God: Well, remember the time I gave your sister the plush of you?
Mysterion: Yeah?
Half-God: Well…? It's like that!
Mysterion: (Half-God sensed danger)Holy shit! That's amazing!
Half-God: Hold on, Mystie Boy, I think I smell destruction… … … (Half-God pulls out a Purple Mushroom) EAT THIS, DISNEY!!
Half-God smashed the Mushroom on the roof as Purple Gas Fumes erupted out, making the Powerpuff Girls cough and landed away from the roof as the two boys made their escape. The Powerpuff Girls coughed as they landed on the roof. They spotted the two Vigilantes running away in an alley before the one with Underwear over his pants hopped on the blonde hero and both of them flew away.
Bubbles: That wasn't very nice!
Buttercup: What was that attack?!
Blossom: So, he uses tools as well, huh? No matter, we can still find him, just as you know, we are smart too!
Blossom revealed a Tracking Device on the Blonde Hero she stole from the Robotic Villain. Using their powers combined, they tracked the Blonde Hero into a Mansion.
From there, they met up with the Blonde Hero and the Dark Hero, with them, a few others.
The Girls landed right in front of the Heroes gathering up in front of the mansion.
Half-God: You tracked me here… Using Metal-God's Tracking Chip… Smart, but it revealed to me what kind of heroes you are… You might be a Psychic for all I know…
Wonder Tweek looked at the three in fear, twitching because of his Meth-Laced Coffee.
Wonder Tweek: Ack! Oh my god, we're gonna die!!
Half-God: Pull yourself together, man! We gotta defend our fort! Whoever you are, must've tailed me with Metal-God! So you are the enemy!
Bubbles didn't like Half-God's approach.
Bubbles: No! You got it all wrong! We just wanted to thank you, and maybe learn how to punch like that!
Buttercup: That gas attack HURT! Why are you so hostile?!
Mysterion: Dude I think you pissed them off…
Half-God: Mysterion, if I sensed danger, you think I wouldn't have used the Mushroom Spore?!
Doctor Timothy wheeled out of the mansion and he scanned the minds of the girls, reluctantly.
Doctor Timothy: Pay no attention to the heat, Half-God! They're definitely pissed off at you!
Blossom: Half-God, huh? Funny, you don't look like a God or Half of one for that matter!
Bubbles: (Giggling) Awesome!
Half-God: Laugh all you want, bitch ass hoes!
The Girls gasped, this was the first time they've seen anyone swear in a long time! And it's coming from a Kid!
Buttercup: Oh yeah?! Well, take this!
Buttercup snot rocketed a spit onto Half-God, that was until Half-God ate it, freaking out the girls. The Boys didn't like it either, but this is how he plays his cards.
Half-God: Nice Super Spit… Wanna try a different approach?
Bubbles: Buttercup… I think he's slowly getting mad…
Buttercup: (Gritting her teeth) Why you little freak!!
Buttercup charged at Half-God as he simply dodged the punch and tripped her to fall into the snow.
Half-God looked different this time. His hair suddenly spiked up a bit.
Half-God: 0.02 Percent of my Instinct Power… Try me again and-
Suddenly, Half-God was punched in the jaw by Blossom. Half-God doubled the fraction percentage and reversed kicked Blossom!
Doctor Timothy: Half-God, stop this before it turns insane!
Half-God: Timmy, I have no idea why am I being chased by Vigilantes from another dimension, all I did was erase a Metal God!
Bubbles: What's a Metal God…?
Buttercup: BB! Don't play nice with this jerk!
Half-God: Well since you asked… He's just-
Half-God suddenly gets punched by Bubbles as well, TRIPLING his anger to 0.1 Percent of his Power as his hair spikes up even more.
Half-God: You fuckin bitch! That's it, I cast "SILENCE NO JUTSU!"
Half-God took out a Scroll, cut himself, bled and casted a spell that sealed the girls' voices.
The girls attacked him altogether as they bumped into each other, because of Half-God's parrying.
Half-God grabbed the three and spun them around and slammed them into the concrete, disabling their curse! The girls could feel their voices coming back.
Blossom: Ow…
Half-God: You wanna try me at max power?! You don't wanna see me at max power!
Half-God then equipped a "Thinking Cap" Item, that made him Conjure 2 Superpowers (Butters' Item).
Buttercup got up, and tried kicking Half-God in the groin with a Super Kick.
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Half-God: Are you rubbing your thigh on my dick? Or are you trying sue me for sexual assault?! Either way, I'm not PC for this battle!
Buttercup felt grossed out by this OP Douchebag. She wondered why he was ever on their minds and why did they chase him…
Half-God uses "Knuckle Breath" as he blows Buttercup away.
Just as Half-God caught his breath, Blossom and Bubbles grabbed onto Half-God's arms by his shoulder. Buttercup flew from her direction to Half-God, and by using instinct, Half-God used his Simple Special Number 1, "Volcano Thunder" and blasted the trio off of him.
Looking at himself, Half-God noticed his missing jar of Mushroom seeds.
Bubbles held it up.
Bubbles: (smirked and tauntingly) Looking for this?!
Half-God held his hand out like a pistol and used his only ranged attack. "Holy Water Shot".
He shoots the jar and the Mushroom Jar explodes into Purple Gas where Mushroom Children grew in the soil and joined Half-God in battle.
The Powerpuff Girls grew sick and tired of this hero… Everything he does, he always counters.
Half-God: (Held his hand up) And that's enough.
The Girls: Huh?!
Half-God: (smiled) Thank you for this warm-up! Never thought I faced anyone as tactical and powerful as me! Sorry for your damages. Your compensation will be in the mail in the Call Girl App! And that'll be enough for testing my "Power Dodging" Legendary Ability.
The Girls: WHAT?!
Toolshed: Yeah, Edd loves to fight before patrolling the night, but still, pretty neat to find 3 girls to match him in power!
Mysterion: Pretty cool!
Wonder Tweek: You fight good! It's… amazing!
Tupperware: 6 thumbs up!
Nightowl: Excellent work!
The Girls looked at each other and smiled.
Half-God flies out of South Park to look for a store that's opened in Hippie's Meal Time.
Bubbles: Where's he going?
Nightowl: Probably going to eat and heal. He's quite the Tanky Fighter. But still, good job!
Blossom: Yeah, but, how do we get home, now?
Doctor Timothy: Ah yes. Hold still!
Doctor Timothy teleports the three girls back into their home dimension as they told the Professor about their adventure. But as the Professor learned about a realm of Cheap Superheroes, he told the girls about the Legend of Half-God, a Hero who's almost as powerful as Superman and Ultra Instinct Shaggy, One Jump Man and Waluigi, representing all these things.
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Meanwhile at the Gas Station…
Half-God laid there in defeat. He didn't make it to the Store. As the Call Girl app recalled him back into base.
What got him KO'd… an attack called "Supergirl Punch"!
But who?
Half-God looked into the sky, finding a neat wormhole being squeezed open and finding the Powerpuff Girls soaring out of it, but in Battle Armor.
He smiled.
Half-God: Let's have a rematch someday where I DON'T hold everything back by 99.9 percent, you assholes… (smiled as he coughs blood) No more free W's from me…
(The End)