Story four: El tried to get his name legally changed to "Don" but fails.
(Olivia told me what happened, but she was too excited to write it down perfectly. As written by the hand of King Olly.)
El, named Twinkle, tried to get his name legally changed earlier today. He stated before that he hated his name and wished he had a different one. He tried to get his name changed but my sister Olivia thought his name was "too cute" for him to change.
She followed El all the way to his home and locked him inside. "That way," she told me, "he won't be able to leave until either he proves me wrong or I prove HIM wrong! We all know I'm going to be proven correct in this conversation though. I already have the joke names planned out!"
(Olivia scares me. Do not get on her bad side!)
After a short conversation I couldn't hear very well (I was interested! I had to eavesdrop!), she burst out in song repeatedly saying "Don" as the lyrics. (It was that music they use in cowboy movies and shows for horse riding.)
"I was able to convince him that his name was special because nobody else in the whole world would name their kid Twinkle!" She explained to me after. "I left out the part that it would be weird if they did though. At least he didn't change his name to Don! It's a weird name."
"Wait, he still changed it?" I asked.
"Yup! He's legally known as 'El' now instead of just Twinkle."
Olivia went on a mission after that to "Help people recognise that they are unique and special!" but I have a feeling that it's going to fail.
(Update: Olivia failed after trying to tell that to a gang at a bar. She of course beat everybody there without getting a scratch, but my point was still proven correct. Take that, sister!)