Story five: I took a football to the face and confused the heck out of a Koopa Troopa while also getting confused myself.
(As written by the hand of King Olly and Koopa Tim. King Olly's side will be written in perentesis.)
I was supposed to be hanging out with my friend at the park yesterday morning, but he didn't show. I settled on kicking around the soccer ball I'd brought with me. I accidentally kicked it too hard [and too skyward] and it went flying!
(Daisy was showing me the park because I was going to ask Roseanne to have a picnic with me (I never did, might you ask. I'm too scared to!) later and needed to know where a good spot was when I heard someone yell "Incoming!" and Daisy rushed off.
"I got it! I got it! I-" She stopped as it flew over her head. "Don't...got it..."
I went to stop it but was a little bit too close to the landing point and it bounced right off of my face, giving me a bloody nose.)
I saw Daisy chase after it. But when she missed it, I heard someone shout "Have no fear, for I am" before being cut off by a loud thud. I rushed over and saw the feared, fabled Origami King with his head back, blood on his face where his nose should be at [he doesn't have a nose as far as I know], and my ball on the ground behind him on his left side! I thought then and there that I was going to die but...
(I was trembling from the pain when I heard Daisy gasp and somebody mutter "I'm so going to die" to theirself.
I looked up, tears in my eyes, and saw the Koopa Troopa who had so rudely kicked the football at me! [It's a soccer ball.](Whatever.)
I tried to stop it, but I was in too much pain that I started crying. Daisy came over to me and asked if I was okay.)
Meanwhile, I was confused out of my mind! The all-powerful Origami King cries when accidentally getting hit? That's not what I had heard! From what I had heard about him, he either would have folded me or murdered me then and there!
(Daisy tried to explain to the Koopa Troopa that I had gotten soft-hearted after being redeemed. She confused me by using phrases such as "He's become a soft bean" and "I'm sure you didn't mean to hurt the skrunkly."
What?!)