Alvin, Simon and Theodore were shocked when they saw the distressing election results.

"Nooooo!" said Alvin. "How could they possibly stump the Trump?!"

Dave grimaced. "I was afraid of this. People turned on Trump because COVID went so badly. But they just needed to have a little faith..."

"I think you're overestimating the importance of the pandemic, Dave," said Simon. "It's obvious that the Democrats rigged the election, like they always do."

Dave shrugged. "Maybe you're right, but what can we do about it? We just have to accept that we have four years of Sleepy Joe ahead of us..."

Theodore had tears in his eyes as he said, "Trump isn't really gonna stop being President, is he, Dave?"

"I'm sorry, Theodore, but that's how politics works," said Dave. "Come on, cheer up. We can try again at the next election."

"I can't stand it!" Alvin burst out. "Trump is the greatest President this country ever had! We can't just let him go out like this!"

Dave frowned. "I understand that you boys are upset, but we have to be mature about it. We live in a civilised country, which means we have to follow the law. If there was election fraud, Trump will fight it in the courts. But that's all we can do. Now, promise me you boys won't do anything stupid, okay?"

"We promise, Dave," said the chipmunks reluctantly.

With that, Dave retired to his room.

"Come on, guys!" said Alvin. "I've got a plan!"

"But Alvin," said Simon. "Dave made us promise not to do anything stupid."

"It's not stupid," said Alvin. "In fact, this may just be the awesomest plan I've ever come up with!"

"Oh brother..."

"What are we waiting for? Let's go!" said Theodore.

"To Washington!"

One flight to Washington D.C. later...

Donald Trump was giving a tearful farewell speech to the American public when Alvin and the Chipmunks scampered onto the stage.

"Don't be fooled, America!" cried Alvin. "The election was rigged and we all know it!"

The crowd gasped and started to murmur.

"It's really quite simple," said Simon. "The Democrats did their usual tricks of counting votes from dead people, bussing illegal immigrants across state lines to vote multiple times, and destroying legitimate votes by Republicans."

The murmuring grew louder and angrier.

"Rise up, America!" said Theodore. "The time has come to fight for our freedom!"

The crowd roared its approval.

"Come on!" said Alvin. "Let's march on to Congress and give 'em a piece of our minds!"

Everybody cheered.

Marching as one, the chipmunks and the crowd walked into Congress and gathered up all the congressmen who had sabotaged Trump's presidency. These treasonous senators were hanged and left to dangle between the columns of the Congress building. With the remaining Members of Congress, they recounted the election ballots, discarding the obvious fakes, and found that Trump had actually won by a landslide.

At his reinauguration, Trump told the nation, "You know, I really thought we were beaten this time. But just when America's darkest hour was upon us, three unlikely furry heroes stepped up and brought the fire of hope down from the heavens. So it's with great pleasure that I present the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Alvin, Simon and Theodore."

The chipmunks each shook Trump's hand as he presented them with their medal. They gathered around him and smiled for the camera.

Watching the whole thing at home, Dave's jaw dropped.

"ALLLLLLLVINNNNNNNNN!"