14xx/06/30 Johannes Calendar

60 days since arrival…


I broke my fucking hips.

Oskar manages to fix that shit with healing magic, but my pelvis still felt tender from yesterday. Latina fucked me with a VENGEANCE. The pounding was so fucking thorough, that I have to leave a large sum behind for breaking the motherfucking bed. And of course, that skank left me behind in the dead of night to re-join her coven outside the temple without even an apology. Sure, she called Oskar to fix my balls, but even that one felt more like humiliation to me.

And after that brutal cowgirl sex, Sophie got jealous as fuck and screwed me so hard, I have to pay Oskar double to fix me up again. He was understandably pissed that I broke my hips twice in one night, and have to wake him up again just to patch me up again. First time was professional courtesy, second time was out, and he ain't spending the entire night healing my ass without payment.

Thankfully, I awoke this morning with a mere sore crotch and a very hungry stomach. So, after a very heavy breakfast, we set off for the first Tartarus Rift in the continent, which will take us two days at least.

And on our way there, we passed by a merchant caravan that looked like they just survived a hurricane. Apparently, he was jumped by a large group of Monster Girls on the road and lost most of his men from the attack. The news spooked both the captain and Kael, so we spent the rest of the road in tense silence, just waiting for something to happen. Needless to say, nothing happened at all today.

Let's just hope it kept being that way for the rest of the trip…