Frank and Eunice walked downstairs and went to the diner to get their dinner.
"I heard there's a new meal," said Frank.
"What is it honey?" asked Eunice.
"Eye-fish dipped in sheep barf then wrapped with a spider web. Quasi calls it the 'Fish-barf-a-web'."
Eunice put a smile on her face.
"I'll try it."
Frank seemed shocked from Eunice's answer.
"I'd expect her to be disgusted because of how the eye-fish got processed. But we're flesh golems who like eye-fish," thought Frank.
Eunice ordered the new meal and she and Frank sat down with the Drac Pack.
"Oh Aunt Eunice, you got the new meal," said Mavis.
"Yep! I hope it tastes good," chuckled Eunice.
"Uh, are you sure Eunice? It's a bit extreme," whimpered Wanda.
"I'd expect that to come from someone who eats meat instead of seafood," grumbled Mumette.
"Shut up beetle-eater," growled Wanda. Before the girls could start an argument, Eunice finished the eye-fish. "WHA? Eunice finished that faster than I eat wormcakes!"
Eunice burped then chuckled, "Excuse me... That was good! I'll have to thank Quasi for once."
Eunice's eyes suddenly widened and her cheeks turned red.
"Uh? What's wrong Eunice?" whimpered Crystal.
Eunice slowly fell into a desert and groaned. She looked up and saw a bulky human man with a horse. Eunice got on the back and rode with the man.
"Whose this guy? A cowboy? And I'm a cowgirl!" thought Eunice. She looked at the guy and his beard. "Mm... That guy's pretty attractive-Wait! What am I thinking? I'm married!"
The man took Eunice to a cave full of cowboys and cowgirls. Eunice saw a vampire cowboy jumped onto a human cowboy to fight.
"Uh, what are we gonna do about that?" whimpered Eunice. She and the man stopped in front of a door. The man opened it as Eunice gasped. "A CAVE FULL OF PERFUME AND MAKEUP!"
"Eunice! EUNICE!" yelled Ginger in the real world. Eunice moved all over the floor and opened her eyes. "Hehe, that eye-fish really messed you up."
"YOU IDIOT! I WAS IN A CAVE FULL OF PERFUME AND MAKEUP!" growled Eunice, jumping onto Ginger.
"WAIT EUNICE!" whimpered Ginger.
"A cave full of perfume and makeup?" said Crystal, confused.
"Eunice, you were just running around the hotel then you came into your room chuckling," sighed Wanda.
"But I saw it Wanda. The countless perfume and makeup," chuckled Eunice.
Wanda, Crystal, and Ginger huddled up.
"Maybe we shouldn't let her try that again girls," suggested Ginger.
A few days later
The Pack ate breakfast together.
"Where's Eunice?" asked Murray.
"Sigh, she said she's sick again," said Frank.
"Eunice is a monster, why would she get sick like that?" whimpered Ericka.
"I bet she's eating that eye-fish again," grumbled Ginger.
"Well, I think we should go and see," suggested Wanda.
Meanwhile...
Eunice rode on a horse in the desert. She saw the bulky man struggling to fight off some bandits. Eunice rode towards the bandits and stabbed them in the backs.
The girls in the real world knock on the door of Frank and Eunice's room.
"Eunice? Eunice?!" whimpered Crystal. She and the girls opened the door and gasped at what they saw. "EUNICE!"
Eunice flapped her arms around, had her hair frizzled up, chuckled uncontrollably, had red cheeks, and had Fish-barf-a-web bits all over her mouth. She then closed her eyes and fell to the ground.
Later...
The girls talked at a table.
"There there Eunice," sighed Crystal.
"I'm fine guys, you can leave me alone," sighed Eunice.
"But we're your friends Eunice... Look at yourself! You're even letting your hair get messy!" whimpered Wanda.
Eunice threw up on the table.
"You have to stop eating that eye-fish Eun," sighed Ginger as Eunice threw up again. She saw a plate with a half-eaten Fish-barf-a-web. "We need to keep this away from her."
The next day
Willa, Winda, and Wenda watched the news in the werewolf family's hotel room.
"There's been an increase of reporting of monsters and humans going crazy from Fish-barf-a-web. Eating a bite from it makes a person hallucinate or have a fever dream," said the news anchor. A picture of a fish appeared in the screen. "What can you do before it's too late?"
"What do you think Drac's gonna do?" asked Winda.
"He may as well ban eye-fish from the diner," said Willa.
"Nah, he'll just ban the meal," chuckled Wenda.
"Well, I'm going to go and eat something in my, uh, room," chuckled Willa nervously. She went to her room and closed the door. "I just need one bite of Fish-barf-a-web."
Dracula banned the new meal, but Quasimodo kept the meal in his cottage.
"Hopefully Dracula doesn't find out, I'm guilty enough already," shivered Quasimodo. He yawned and sat on his bed. "I'll have a nap."
Later...
Quasimodo woke up from his nap.
"Let me go to my basement and check on the eye-fish," said Quasimodo. He went to the basement and screamed. Eunice ate the Fish-barf-a-webs uncontrollably as she chuckled. "WHAT?! STOP IT YOU DUMB MONSTER!"
Eunice ran out of the basement then the cottage laughing.
"I gotta tell her friends!" whimpered Quasimodo.
Meanwhile...
Willa looked the Fish-barf-a-web in her paw. She sighed and stuffed the eye-fish in her mouth. Willa eyes widened and her cheeks turned red. She rode her horse in the desert and saw the same bulky man. The man took Willa to the same area where the cave was, but a woman stopped Willa from entering.
"You cannot enter the cave of perfume and makeup!" said the woman.
"What? Why?" whimpered Willa.
"The cave already has a successor," said the woman. Eunice came along her cowboy uniform.
"WHAT? EUNICE, YOU SHOULDN'T BE IN HERE!" growled Willa.
"Mrs. Wolfers, I saw the cave before you. Therefore it's mine," snickered Eunice.
"You two can fight in the arena, where the winner gets the cave," said the woman.
The werewolf sisters in the meantime chilled in their room until they heard knocking on the door. Wanda opened it and saw Crystal and Ginger.
"What is it?" asked Wanda.
"It's Eunice! Quasi said she got some of that eye-fish again!" whimpered Crystal.
"She's going real crazy sista," said Ginger.
"By the way, have you seen our Mom?" asked Winda.
"Yeah, she was in her room not in too long ago," said Wenda.
Meanwhile...
Willa and Eunice fought in the arena.
"LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!" yelled the announcer.
"AGHHHH!" screamed Eunice.
"RAHHH!" screamed Willa.
Eunice and Willa struck each other of their horses and used their weapons to attack each other.
In the real world, the monsters watch Eunice and Willa slap each other in the lobby.
"The cave's mine," groaned Eunice.
"No, it's mine," groaned Willa.
The girls rushed to the lobby and saw what was happening.
"What's going on?!" shivered Wanda. "MOM?! EUNICE?!"
"Don't know. They've been slapping each other for about 15 minutes," said Mumette.
The next day
The girls took a walk in the forest later.
"I'm glad we can have eye-fish again," said Crystal.
"Me too," said Eunice. "I'm sorry guys. I ate all of that eye-fish just to see a cave that wasn't real."
"It's okay Eunice, at least you learned your lesson," said Wanda.
"Too bad I didn't get to try out some of that perfume though," sighed Ginger. Eunice went to some mushrooms and smelled them. "Oh, Eunice is smelling those mushrooms."
"Heh, she's crazy isn't she," chuckled Wanda. Eunice grabbed the mushrooms and smelled them more. She started chuckling and laughing. "Wait, maybe a little too crazy!"
"EUNICE!" cried Crystal.
Eunice rode on the bulky man's back in the desert for one last time.
"WOO-HOO!" yipped Eunice.