/Smurfs Theme Song\
/Song plays and starts\
/Chorus\:
LA LA LA-LA LA LA
SING A HAPPY SONG
LA LA LA-LA LA LA
SMURF YOUR WHOLE DAY LONG
/Whistling\
SMURF ALONG WITH ME
/Whistling\
SIMPLE AS CAN BE
NEXT TIME YOU'RE FEELING BLUE
JUST LET A SMILE BEGIN
HAPPY THINGS WILL COME TO YOU
SO SMURF YOURSELF A GRIN
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NOW YOU KNOW THE TUNE
/Harmony playing trumpet off-key before being blocked\
YOU'LL BE SMURFING SOON
/Song stops\
/Thomas & Friends Engine Roll Call (From Seasons 22-24 and updated version)\
/Song plays and starts\
/Chorus\:
THEY'RE TWO, THEY'RE FOUR, THEY'RE SIX, THEY'RE EIGHT
SHUNTING TRUCKS AND HAULING FREIGHT
BROWN, VIOLET, YELLOW, GREEN, RED, ORANGE AND BLUE
THEY'RE THE REALLY USEFUL CREW
ALL WITH DIFFERENT ROLES TO PLAY
ROUND TIDMOUTH SHEDS OR FAR AWAY
DOWN THE HILLS AND ROUND THE BENDS
THOMAS AND HIS FRIENDS
/PEEP! PEEP!\
/Song stops\
/Papa (Speaking to you)\:
LA LA LA-LA LA LA, LA LA-LA LA LA. LA LA LA-LA LA LA, LA LA-LA LA LA. Oh, and again hello, welcome to another story with me, the other Smurfs, and our best friends, Thomas and his friends. And again, it's the same notice as last time.
Now, about the story. It doesn't matter who's the best, what matters most is that we are all equal. But things aren't easier than smurf when my little Smurfs got into a quarrel on who's the best on this one unsmurfiest sport that I desmurf the most, and not to mention that it's getting out of smurf! But indeed, things will get smurfed in the end.
LA LA LA-LA LA LA! SMURF ALONG FOR A SMURFY TALE!
Who's The Best Boxer?
Part 1
/Papa (Narrating)\:
It was evening at the Smurf village, and things were getting settled down. But, me, my little Smurfs, and some of our Engine friends were waiting patiently for the other Smurfs and Engines to return. They were smurfing back from a boxing contest. But though, that unsmurfy sport really smurf me the unsmurfy shivers, and I never want to smurf it, not ever.
"/Moment of silence\"
/The Engines\: "/Whistling\"
"/Sound of the Engines chuffing\"
/The other Engines\: "/Whistling\"
/The Smurfs\: "/Cheering\"
"/Sound of brakes screeching then steam releasing\"
/The arrived Smurfs\: "HEY!"
/The other Smurfs\: "HEY!"
/The arrived Engines\: "HELLO!"
/The other Engines\: "HELLO!"
"/Sound of steam hissing\"
/Smurfette\: "So, how did you boys smurf?"
/Hefty\: "Smurf for yoursmurf, Smurfette."
"/Moment of silence\"
/Wooly\: "Hoo-wee, that's a really smurfy trophy!"
/Sweepy\: "It is indeed, mate."
/Miner\: "I too, lad."
/Tuffy\: "Yeah, we really outsmurf those imps."
/Willing\: "They're no match against the Smurfy Crusaders!"
/Papa\: "Well, we're really proud of you all."
/Edward\: "And us Engines, too."
/The girl Engines\: "GO SMURFY CRUSADERS, HURRAH!"
/James\: "/Happily\ Well my partner did a really splendid job in the ring. /Unhappily\ But, /Shivering\ seeing that black ring on his eye isn't a really splendid sight to see."
/Grouchy\: "Oh, I don't mind, James. And it means that I smurf some smurfy sportsmanship."
/James\: "/Proudly\ And I couldn't argue on that."
/Edward\: "And I see you have a black ring on your eye as well, Handy."
/Handy\: "Yeah, but I don't care."
/Gordon\: "But my partners didn't even get black rings on their eyes. They were steady and swiftly."
/Tuffy\: "Oh yeah."
/Hefty\: "Smurf-ya."
/Emily\: "/GASP\ But Muscles, your eye is really swollen!"
/Muscles\: "/Upsettingly\ Yeah, my opponent smurfed me so badly, I ended up losing my fight."
/Molly\: "Did you get the doctor to check it?"
/Muscles\: "Yeah, it's nothing serious at least, and the swelling will smurf away in a few days."
/Nia\: "Well that's "smurfy" to hear."
/Rebecca\: "And at least you did your best."
/Muscles\: "/Cheerfully\ Thanks, Rebecca."
"/Moment of silence\"
/Thomas\: "Cinders and ashes, can we believe that we see other magical creatures at the arena?"
/Gordon\: "Indeed, fairies, gnomes, goblins, imps, and to name a few."
/James\: "And the way they look at us, and they think that we're magical creatures too. And the way we puff out smoke and steam, they also think that we're funny-looking 'dragons'."
/Dreamy\: "But, we smurf back the "creations" coverup to keep you Engines' existence from getting jeopardize."
/Thomas\: "Indeed, and that really "smurf" the trick."
/Dreamy\: "Yeah, ha-ha-ha."
/Hefty\: "And Thomas, thanks for smurfing Annie and Clarabel to be our private coaches."
/Thomas\: "Much oblige, Hefty."
/Annie\: "It's such an honor to have the crew and team to be our private passengers."
/Clarabel\: "Indeed to that, my sister."
/Annie\: "/Unhappily\ But though like the girl Engines, we don't want to ever watch that awful sport!"
/Clarabel\: "/Unhappily\ Yes, never in our whole lives!"
/Vanity\: "Hmm-hmm-hmm, ladies will always be ladies."
/Annie & Clarabel\: "Exactly!"
"/Moment of silence\"
/Painter\: "So mon partenaire, how you like your firzt time smurfing zhe boxzing contezt?"
/Neville\: "It's so très extrême! The action, the excitement, and, and, and ohhh I can say a lot more positive things about that sport!"
/Painter\: "Oui-oui, and we got zome magnifique masteurpiesaz of zhe contezt!"
/Neville\: "Indeed to that, mon partenaire!"
/Clumsy\: "Well Duck, I hope you enjoyed yoursmurf at the contest."
/Duck\: "Well, it's both yes and no."
/Clumsy\: "And what's the no part?"
/Duck\: "It's just that our friends could've really got hurt there."
/James\: "I felt the same way about Grouchy, Duck."
/Clumsy\: "But at least I'm with you to smurf you company, and our friends really smurf strong in the contest."
/Duck\: "Yes, I guess I can agree on that."
/Clumsy\: "A-huck, yup."
/Brainy\: "What about you, Oliver? Did you enjoy yoursmurf smurfing that sport?"
/Oliver\: "Well, I got to puff, I kind of do."
/Brainy\: "Well, I'm glad to smurf that."
/Oliver\: "Indeed."
/Donald\: "Well, me and Dougy really enjoy ourselves at the contest."
/Douglas\: "Aye Donny, and seeing our wee partners doing their jobs in the ring as well."
/Christopher\: "Well, me and my brother may be spices traders…"
/Marco\: "But we sure can smurf the job of being the crew for our team."
/Latino\: "Y yo también."
"/Moment of silence\"
/Miner\: "Well lads, I bet you're all starving."
/Smurfette\: "Yeah, Greedy had smurfed a special feast."
/Dreamy\: "Ah, /SNIFF\ and it smurfs so yummy. Come on."
"/Sound of the Engines chuffing\"
/Brawny\: "Well, I had to smurf that I really outsmurf mysmurf in the ring, which smurfs me the best boxer."
/The other boxing Smurfs minus Grouchy and Willing\: "WHAT?!"
/The girl Engines and Smurfette\: "/GASP\"
/Papa, Dreamy, & Thomas\: "Uh-oh!"
/Bulky\: "/Outragedly\ WHO DECLARE YOU THE BEST BOXER?! IT WAS ME WHO'S THE BEST!"
/Punchy\: "/Furiously\ WRONG, I'M THE BEST!"
/Boomer\: "/Furiously\ NO, ME!"
/Grouchy & Willing\: "/Unhappily\ Oh smurf."
/Latino\: "/Unhappily\ Ay yi yi."
/Muscles\: "/Furiously\ SMURF AGAIN, I SHOULD BE THE BEST!"
/Hefty\: "/Furiously\ DREAM ON, I'M THE BEST BOXER!"
/Tuffy\: "/Furiously\ NO, I'M THE BEST BOXER!"
/Handy\: "/Furiously\ YEAH RIGHT, IT IS ME WHO'S THE BEST!"
/The eight boxing Smurfs\: "/Quarreling\"
/Gordon\: "Oh, the indignity!"
/Edward\: "You can puff that again."
/James\: "Do they really have to deal with that?"
/Neville\: "Now that's uncalled for."
/Painter\: "Oui mon ami, it doezn't matter who'z zhe bezt, zhey're juzt all equal."
/Hefty\: "YOU KNOW WHAT, LET'S SETTLE THIS IN THE RING!"
/Tuffy\: "FINE WITH ME!"
/Handy\: "YEAH!"
/Boomer\: "SURE!"
/Brawny, Bulky, Muscles, & Punchy\: "RIGHT!"
/Grouchy\: "/Objectively\ COUNT ME OUT, AND YOU EIGHT ARE OUTTA YOUR SMURFS, AND I HATE IT!"
/Willing\: "/Agreeingly\ YEAH, AND I WANT NO PART OF THAT AS WELL!"
/Edward\: "You made the wise choice, Willing."
/James\: "You too, Grouchy."
/Handy\: "FINE, WHO NEEDS YOU TWO!"
/Willing\: "Come on Grouchy, let's smurf our supper before I smurf my appetite."
/Grouchy\: "Mmm-hmm."
"/Moment of silence\"
/Annie\: "/Upsettingly\ Oh, this is so outrageous!"
/Clarabel\: "/Upsettingly\ Yes! Thomas, take us home if you please!"
/Thomas\: "Of course. Papa Smurf?"
/Papa\: "Yes Thomas. /TWEET!\"
"/Sound of the vortex opening\"
/Papa\: "/TWEET!\"
"/Sound of the gold dust glittering\"
/Thomas\: "See you tomorrow, Dreamy."
/Dreamy\: "Likewise, Thomas."
"/Sound of Thomas chuffing\"
/Hefty\: "I RATHER SMURF MY SUPPER TO GO! I DON'T WANNA SMURF WITH THOSE SHOWOFFS!"
/Handy\: "YEAH, ME TOO!"
/Tuffy\: "ME THREE!"
/Boomer\: "ME SMURF!"
/Brawny, Bulky, Muscles, & Punchy\: "US AS WELL! HMPH!"
/Handy, Hefty, Tuffy, & Boomer\: "HMPH!"
"/Moment of silence\"
/Smurfette\: "/Worriedly\ Oh Papa Smurf, are you gonna smurf something about that?"
/Papa\: "Well Smurfette, I was about to, but I would rather let them smurf their own lesson. But if things do smurf unsmurfy, I'll smurf a stop to that."
/Smurfette\: "Oh smurf."
/Christopher\: "/Unhappily\ Well, let them smurf their training without us!"
/Marco\: "/Unhappily\ Yes, but we'll still be their crew but we're smurfing our smurfs shut for never smurfing them any advice."
/Latino\: "/Unhappily\ Si, but we're going to smurf another multitud for the other side."
/Miner\: "I'll smurf that job."
/Sweepy\: "And me as well, mate."
/Painter\: "And I'll be zhe cutman."
/Latino\: "Gracias amigos, and you three also don't smurf them any consejo."
/Miner & Sweepy\: "Yes."
/Painter\: "Oui."
/Smurfette\: "And I guess I'll have to smurf my ring card girl duty."
/Brainy\: "And I'll still be the referee."
/Papa\: "Alright my little Smurfs, and we'll smurf three judges and an announcer soon enough. So now, let's smurf some supper."
/The other Smurfs\: "Yes Papa Smurf."
"/Moment of silence\"
/Gordon\: "/Worriedly\ Oh, double the indignity, I don't know who to root for, and I'm afraid that Hefty and Tuffy would hate me if I don't root for one of them!"
/Emily\: "Well Gordon, you don't have to."
/Donald\: "Aye big laddie."
/Douglas\: "Just do the opposite, DON'T root for them."
/Duck\: "Well this won't involve my quote, but like we always do, they have to learn their own lesson."
/Oliver\: "Like I learn how to manage trucks when I first join the railway."
/Neville\: "Ooh, that's a "smurfy" lesson."
/Gordon\: "Hmm… /Agreeingly\ You all know what, you're all right! If Hefty and Tuffy even try to make me root for them, I'll simply puff "I root for nobody", and also puff "You both will eventually learn your lesson"."
/Molly\: "Yes, that'll show them."
/Nia\: "Simple as that."
/Rebecca\: "Right on!"
/Gordon\: "Mmm-hmm!"
"/Moment of silence\"
/Papa (Narrating)\:
The next day, my eight boxing Smurfs were smurfing their trainer, on their own. They even asked Christopher and Marco to help them, but indeed, my twin Smurfs rejected it. I really want to smurf a stop on that, but like I smurf, I'll smurf it if things smurf unsmurfy, and I mean extremely unsmurfy.
/Background song: Roy Jones Jr. - Y'all Must've Forgot\
[Intro]
EVERYBODY...
GET ON YOUR FEET… RIGHT NOW...
FOR ROY JONES JR...
THE BEST POUND FOR POUND FIGHTER IN THE WORLD...
WHOEVER DON'T AGREE... YA KNOW WHAT?
I GUESS - Y'ALL MUSTA FORGOT!
/Music and song starts\
/Roy\:
Y'ALL MUST'VE FORGOT!
WHEN THEY STOLE MY GOLD MEDALS IN SEOUL, KOREA
THAT'S LOOKIN BACK AT MY WHOLE CAREER
CAUSE, Y'ALL MUST'VE FORGOT!
THE BEST POUND FOR POUND IS MINE
HIT PERCY HARRIS WITH FOUR HOOKS AT ONE TIME
Y'ALL MUST'VE FORGOT!
WHEN I BEAT BERNARD HOPKINS AND WON THE IBF
THE RIGHT WAS HURT BEAT HIM WITH THE LEFT
Y'ALL MUST'VE FORGOT!
YOU REMEMBER THE LEFT HOOK THAT JAMES TONEY GOT?
SUCKA MOVE I STOLE FROM A GAMECOCK
Y'ALL MUST'VE FORGOT!
WILL THERE EVER BE ANOTHER ROY JONES? PROBABLY NOT!
STOPPED VIRGIL HILL WITH A BODY SHOT
SEE Y'ALL MUST'VE FORGOT!
I GOT DISQUALIFIED IN MARCH OF 97
AFTER GIVING A WHOOPING TO MONTELL GRIFFIN
LATE HIT, MY TITLE, THEY HAD TO TAKE IT
WHY? I GUESS THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I COULD LOSE
FIVE MONTHS LATER, REMATCH, I NEEDS MY CROWN
FIRST ROUND, ONE PUNCH AND HE SAT DOWN
DON'T GET ME MAD CAUSE I'M AMPED ALREADY
TOOK TITLES FROM FIGHTERS WHO WAS CHAMPS ALREADY
THE HEART AND SOUL OF BOXING ON HBO
WHAT THESE OTHER FIGHTERS TAKE ME FOR, A JOKE?
Y'ALL MUST'VE FORGOT!
AND THEY GOT THE NERVE TO SAY I AIN'T FIGHT NOBODY
I JUST MAKE'EM LOOK LIKE NOBODY
Y'ALL MUST'VE FORGOT!
AND DAVID TELESCO, HE REALLY ASKED FOR IT
SO I BEAT HIM WITH A FRACTURED WRIST
SEE Y'ALL MUST'VE FORGOT! (REMEMBER THAT)
IN THE RING I BOX, THERE IS NONE HIGHER
WHEN I USE THESE, THEY CALL ME SIRE
TO BURN MY KINGDOME, I MUST LOSE FIRE
AND I WONT STOP BOXING TILL' I RETIRE, I'M ROY
Y'ALL MUST'VE FORGOT!
Y'ALL MUST'VE FORGOT!
WHEN I BEAT REGGIE JOHNSON
AND TOOK HIS LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE FROM HIM
SEE Y'ALL MUST'VE FORGOT!
THAT I'M NICE WITH THESE
Y'ALL MUST'VE FORGOT!
THIS IS WHAT I DO
Y'ALL MUST'VE FORGOT!
WE COULD GO ON AND ON
MIKE MCCALLUM, VINNIE PAZIENZA
SEE Y'ALL MUST'VE FORGOT!
Y'ALL MUST'VE FORGOT!
Y'ALL MUST'VE FORGOT!
/Music and song fades and ends\
/Papa (Narrating)\:
After three weeks of training, my eight little boxing Smurfs are all smurfed up and smurfin' to smurf! And during that time, we smurf an announcer. Wooly was gladly to smurf that job. And we also smurf three judges. Clumsy, Dreamy, and Vanity were also gladly to smurf those jobs. And at the village square, Harmony was going to smurf about the competition.
/Harmony\: "/Playing trumpet\ /Shouting\ Here-ye, here-ye, our eight competitors will get to smurf on who will be the best boxer!"
/Gordon\: "/SIGH\"
/Thomas\: "/Cheerfully\ Don't worry, Gordon. Just remember what we puff you."
/Edward\: "And also, even if Hefty and Tuffy do compete against each other, things can get really "unsmurfy"."
/Gordon\: "/Unhappily\ Indeed, and that would really make my wheels wobble and my boiler to burst!"
/James\: "/Gladly\ And at least my partner didn't participate in the competition."
/Grouchy\: "And I'm glad, James, really glad."
/Edward\: "And I'm glad for you too, Willing."
/Willing\: "Me too, Edward. /Unhappily\ But I'm worried about Handy."
/Edward\: "/Unhappily\ Yes, so do I."
/Thomas\: "/Unhappily\ Oh well, let's just get this over with."
/The four Engines and two Smurfs\: "/SIGH\"
/Harmony\: "Now, our competitors will smurf a number from this box to see who will smurf in the quarterfinals! Hefty, you're first."
/Hefty\: "Mmph."
"/Moment of silence\"
/Harmony\: "Hefty will smurf in match #1!"
"/Moment of silence\"
/Harmony\: "Tuffy, you're next."
/Tuffy\: "Mmph."
"/Moment of silence\"
/Harmony\: "Tuffy will smurf in match #2!"
"/Moment of silence\"
/Harmony\: "You're next, Handy."
"/Moment of silence\"
/Harmony\: "Handy will smurf in match #3!"
"/Moment of silence\"
/Harmony\: "You're turn, Boomer."
/Boomer\: "Peh."
"/Moment of silence\"
/Harmony\: "Boomer will smurf in match #4!"
"/Moment of silence\"
/Harmony\: "Now, the last four will smurf the same numbers and who will smurf to whom they'll smurf! Punchy, you smurf."
"/Moment of silence\"
/Punchy\: "Hmm-hmm."
/The Engines and other Smurfs\: "/GASP\"
/Harmony\: "Punchy will smurf against Boomer in match #4!"
/Boomer\: "Hmph!"
/Harmony\: "Brawny, you're up."
"/Moment of silence\"
/Brawny\: "Heh-heh-heh."
/The Engines and other Smurfs\: "/Unhappily\ Whoa!"
/Harmony\: "Brawny will smurf against Hefty in match #1!"
/Hefty\: "/GROWL\"
/Harmony\: "You're up, Muscles."
"/Moment of silence\"
/Muscles\: "Ha."
/The Engines and other Smurfs\: "/Unhappily\ Ohh."
/Harmony\: "Muscles will smurf against Handy in match #3!"
/Handy\: "Pfft."
/Harmony\: "And this means Bulky will smurf against Tuffy in match #2!"
/Bulky\: "Ha-ha."
/Tuffy\: "Aw, puh."
/Harmony\: "So, our competitors in the quarterfinals will smurf four rounds, then the four winners will smurf to the semifinals and will smurf eight rounds, and finally, the last two winners will smurf to the finals and will smurf 12 rounds and to smurf who is the best boxer!"
/The Engines and other Smurfs\: "Ooh."
/Wooly\: "/Announcing\ Ok competitors, get yoursmurfs ready and proceed to the ring!"
"/Moment of silence\"
/Edward\: "Now if you all excuse me, I'll be in the mushroom sheds joining the girls."
/Willing\: "Yes Edward, and at least you can hear it."
/Edward\: "Indeed Willing, and so do the girls."
"/Sound of Edward chuffing\"
/Christopher\: "Well ol' chaps, let's just smurf this over with."
/Marco\: "Yes, and remember, we're smurfing our smurfs shut."
/Latino\: "Si, no hable nada."
/Painter\: "But zhiz iz going to be nerve-smurfing."
/Miner\: "Aye lad, and I wish this silly and unsmurfy competition would smurf off."
/Sweepy\: "But our mates just have to act like rowdy humans, and at least not like the Engines."
/Smurfette\: "Umm boys, the Engines DO also act the same behavior as us."
/The six Smurfs\: "/Unamusingly\ Oh, right."
/Smurfette\: "/SIGH\ Oh well, that's life. Come on, boys."
/The six Smurfs\: "/SIGH\"
"/Moment of silence\"
/Papa (Narrating)\:
And so, some of my unhappy little Smurfs smurfed on to smurf their jobs. And the Engines were not that thrilled about the competition. They really wish that it would've been called off. But though, lessons will indeed be learned, let's all hope that things won't go... Well, you all know what I smurfed earlier in the story.
TO BE CONTINUED